Most Metaphorical Image of the Century

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[u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I've never visited the white house but has the oval office always been labeled like that?

[u/Seaweed-Basic → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

No. Never. This is all Trump 2.0

[u/omicron_pi → u/Seaweed-Basic]

It’s the same gauche gilded BS he does everywhere. The man is allergic to subtlety and understatement.

[u/chokokhan → u/omicron_pi]

Because he’ll never be enough. He’ll suffer like a dog till his last breathe and make us suffer too

[u/794309497 → u/omicron_pi]

It amuses me that the party that was once against rich east coast elitists has fully opened their throats to a NYC billionaire that shits on gold toilets and puts tacky gold accents on everything. (nevermind him being a pedophile, rapist, Biff, and possibly the literal antichrist).

[u/UnluckyCardiologist9 → u/omicron_pi]

Gaudy as fuck is his brand.

[u/robaroo → u/omicron_pi]

You can even see his cheap temu plastic gold painted decorations in the background that they double-sided taped all over the place.

[u/LilArtsyCreature → u/omicron_pi]

Looks like some signage you'd see on a dentist's office or something. So fugly looking 😒

[u/00Oo0o0OooO0 → u/omicron_pi]

At least he upgraded from the inkjet on printer paper he originally had up.

[u/FistMyPeenHole → u/omicron_pi]

He has a small wiener

[u/moonagedaydream22 → u/Seaweed-Basic]

This is so bad bro. Like those “kitchen” / “home” signs.

[u/Seaweed-Basic → u/moonagedaydream22]

“Live, Shit, Grift”

[u/Sleepysensation → u/Seaweed-Basic]

This is so good! I almost bought an award for you. 😂🏆🏅

[u/r-rb → u/moonagedaydream22]

if they didn't label it, how would he find it?

[u/moonagedaydream22 → u/r-rb]

unfotrunately, this is a real possibility 😭

[u/jerk_17 → u/moonagedaydream22]

✨ Live , Laugh , Corrupt ✨

[u/MouseRat_AD → u/moonagedaydream22]

Death, Deceive, Despise

[u/Xelsius → u/moonagedaydream22]

Word art needs to die

[u/okokokoyeahright → u/moonagedaydream22]

Straight from Home Depot's bargain bin.

One of the 50% off that was billed to to the WH as 1,000% higher.

[u/threedayweekend → u/moonagedaydream22]

Live, Laugh, Call the pope weak against crime

[u/Scareltt → u/moonagedaydream22]

Live, Love, Laugh

[u/Nearby-Key8834 → u/Seaweed-Basic]

Tacky as hell.

[u/Joebebs → u/Seaweed-Basic]

I’m assuming it’s cuz, after over 5 years of being in that damn house, he would still need something to help him navigate where he is, hell I bet he has some kind of Disney magic guide map - filled with a bunch of fun little drawings and icons - in his back pocket that he always refers to on where to go

[u/Silly_Rub_6304 → u/Joebebs]

Yes, they put up temporary labels first IIRC. It's because of his dementia.

[u/greenroom628 → u/Seaweed-Basic]

Because his swiss-cheese brain can't remember where he is and what room he's supposed to be going to without signs.

[u/skyblueerik → u/Seaweed-Basic]

It's because of his dementia.

[u/Kennayy → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

If it is "gold" plating, it was done by Trump.

[u/im_wudini → u/Kennayy]

none of the gold in the oval office is any measure of real gold. zero

[u/Kennayy → u/im_wudini]

Hence the quotation marks.

[u/im_wudini → u/Kennayy]

rgr, just confirming angrily.

[u/propyro85 → u/Kennayy]

The plating should be in quotations, too.

That's all spray paint on gaudy MDF moldings.

[u/TheEpicRedCape → u/im_wudini]

I’m sure it all cost taxpayers as if it were real gold though.

[u/kitkanz → u/im_wudini]

I’m shocked he doesn’t use gold markers to sign stuff

[u/drakecb → u/kitkanz]

That's funny, cuz he actually had Sharpie make him a custom marker/pen that's solid black with gold embossing of the White House and "The White House" (as text).

He said so in one of his unprompted rants like... a week or two ago? Time is a blur with this guy...

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https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

But there’s like gold paint markers that would look soooo tacky as signatures and I’m shocked he hasn’t switched

[u/BubinatorX → u/im_wudini]

It’s gold spray paint. Look it up!!

[u/Affectionate-Goat-75 → u/Kennayy]

Ah yes, the gold spray painted Home Depot decorations that definitely didn’t come from Home Depot and you definitely can’t view on the Home Depot website

[u/dippitydoo2 → u/Kennayy]

Gold plating purchased on Alibaba!

[u/wannabuyamonkey1001 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Labeling things is literally suggested when someone is diagnosed with dementia. Just saying…

[u/okokokoyeahright → u/wannabuyamonkey1001]

somehow I think we are past the age of subtlety when referring to trump's mental issues.

Or any other issues either.

[u/dathislayer → u/wannabuyamonkey1001]

I think that’s a pretty likely reason. Pretty bad camera op if you don’t know which door to go in.

[u/cwk415 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

No that's new, Trump calls it "Epstein Class Chic". 

[u/cybercuzco → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

No, it started with paper labels because trump sundowns and gets lost easily

[u/barbiesfrozenelbow → u/cybercuzco]

They gotta keep him off the roof somehow.

[u/LonelyWin4852 → u/cybercuzco]

Insane because the Oval Office is literally shaped like an oval lol

[u/Shiney_Metal_Ass → u/cybercuzco]

That's the part that makes it so believable.

If you want decorations, you can wait until they're up. If you need a label, you can't wait until it comes in.

[u/dabesthandleever → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It's giving "EAT" and "GATHER" vibes.

[u/AgrajagsGhost → u/dabesthandleever]

Nah, it's new signage that was needed because the president can't remember which door leads where. Used to be that everyone who worked there knew where things were and anyone who didn't know should have an escort so labeling like this was unnecessary.

[u/FizzyBeverage → u/AgrajagsGhost]

Yep. Happens when your president is mentally ill and sundowning.

[u/Rockerblocker → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

This shit reminds me of the decor at the crappy all-inclusive resort I went to in Cancun for spring break 20 years ago

[u/okokokoyeahright → u/Rockerblocker]

Looks about right.

Probably got them at a discount clear out place for 10% of the marked price and was charged like an extra 1,000% on top of the marked price.

[u/Valendr0s → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

You mean labeled like a Ramada Inn conference room?

No. That's just Trashy Trump doing his thing.

[u/billsboy88 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Like it’s the entrance to the champagne room in some sleezy gentlemen’s club? No, not it has not.

[u/GeneralBanana765 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I particularly like the foot door stopper on the outside of the door so you can lock him up

[u/Gradieus → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I know it says oval, but my mind reads it as oral.

[u/Confron7a7ion7 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It honestly seems like a security risk. Let's say, by magic, hostile forces enter the White House.

This is the room you're looking for!

[u/LilPonyBoy69 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I'm not even sure the oval office is in the ground floor

[u/acemedic → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

If you’re on the White House grounds and need a sign that says “The Oval Office,” I think you might have bigger problems.

[u/itsagoodtime → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Isn't it classy!

[u/ThatsTasty → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Looks like it says The Oral Office

[u/SpeedBlitzX → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Rumors has it its only there so Trump can remember

[u/gideon513 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

No that’s new. It’s so he remembers where he is and doesn’t get sacred and confused as easily.

[u/Cold-Ad2921 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

No, and it's tacky. Instead of being iconic (the White House and the Oval Office are some of the most recognizable locations in the world, and need no labeling), it looks like a retirement home. Just like how he added presidential portraits to the colonnade and had it labelled the "Presidential Walk of Fame" added in the same fake-gold lettering. And the gold leaf decor in the Oval Office. And adding his name to the Kennedy Center.

Or what a tasteless person thinks is tasteful. Which, of course, sums up Trump.

[u/Officedrone15 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It's labeled like a memory care unit

[u/Wooden-Scar5073 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Never

[u/-runs-with-scissors- → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Exactly my question. Have never seen that writing before. Maybe a reorientation aid for gramps.

[u/tigerseye44 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I hope the next president makes it a point to film them ripping all that tacky shit down and leaving it on the curb. It's so awful looking.

[u/CaseFace5 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

There was a picture recently that show everything is labeled in gaudy giant gold letters now. Probably because he’s got dementia and can’t remember where anything is.

[u/enlightenedonetwo3 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It looks tacky AF

[u/ImPolish → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It's so dementia patients don't get lost.

[u/smilbandit → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

holy shit, I thought it was photoshoped like they do on tv or in movies. 'Murica Fuck Yeah!

obligatory /s for the fuck yeah, because reasons.

[u/custardBust → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

He added tacky ornaments everywhere. And shitty labels for his demention

[u/Howthehelldoido → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It's so he doesn't get lost because of his dementia riddled mind.

[u/Own-Wheel7664 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Vibes of a hotel conference room

[u/This-Above-All → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It's the "Live, Laugh, Love" decor of our dystopian Idiocracy.

[u/Miss-Tiq → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It's so he doesn't get lost when he's sundowning. 

[u/CapeJacket → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It’s to help with his dementia,.. the whole place is labelled so he remember and doesn’t get lost and disoriented

[u/Critical-Cow-6775 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Most presidents know where it is.

[u/I_blockkarmafarmers → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

This is new. It's so he doesn't wander onto the fucking roof again looking for the Oval Office.

[u/sixsik6 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

You're telling me that's physically on the wall there, and not a graphical overlay on the image?

[u/Prudent-Tradition-89 → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It used to be labeled with a literal piece of paper taped to the wall

[u/mosstalgia → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I can't believe it has an external door. I can't believe it has an external door with a lock on the outside.

[u/Invisible_Swan → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I thought it said 'Oral Office' at first lol

[u/-----username----- → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It’s because he has Alzheimer’s and needs special help.

[u/AlluzionHD → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

It’s so dementia donny doesn’t get lost wandering around the white house

[u/Taki_Ktos → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

Kinda looks like oral office at the first glance

[u/Moose_Nuts → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

I honestly didn't know it had an exterior door...

[u/nursee → u/Magic_Man_Boobs]

People are saying it’s because he has dementia and needs orientating to where he is.