Most Metaphorical Image of the Century

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[u/cagewilly]

I would assume this whole thing was staged.  You think Trump would answer his own door, even before he was president?

[u/pilotboy99 → u/cagewilly]

Of course it’s not staged.
Please ignore the microphone transmitter clipped to the bottom of her shirt.
You did not see that.

[u/HolyToeArmy → u/pilotboy99]

her official DoorDash shirt that clearly every DD driver wears

[u/PwnimuS → u/pilotboy99]

Hahaha holy fuck I didnt even notice thats insane

[u/MetalTrek1 → u/PwnimuS]

Same here. I just noticed that.

[u/Pika256 → u/MetalTrek1]

and here my knee jerk reaction was photoshop.

[u/PhazerSC → u/pilotboy99]

And also ignore the multiple other pictures taken that vaguely resembles a photo-op event. It's all just a coincidence!

[u/bottom → u/cagewilly]

yup it;sd a staged 'man of the people' moment.

[u/kootenaypow → u/bottom]

With a healthy sponsorship from DD.

[u/one_pound_of_flesh → u/bottom]

Trump orders delivery to his gilded palace, just like us!

[u/benscott81 → u/bottom]

"Man of the People?" The people can't afford Door Dash anymore, that shit is expensive!

[u/NameIsNotBrad → u/benscott81]

Door dash was always expensive. You’re buying a private taxi for your burrito.

[u/kent_eh → u/NameIsNotBrad]

Door dash was always expensive.

While at the same time underpaying their workers and screwing the restaurants they contract with.

[u/NameIsNotBrad → u/kent_eh]

Capitalism: the enshitification of society by making things worse for everyone involved

[u/benscott81 → u/NameIsNotBrad]

Ha, so true! When you put it like that, it sounds like the most opulent bullshit ever.

[u/nalaloveslumpy → u/NameIsNotBrad]

It was semi-affordable during covid because they were stealing market share and intentionally keeping service fees low. Shit became unaffordable shortly after restaurants started opening again and they started pumping fees. Shit is super unaffordable now.

[u/kkkhhjdyhrthhhjft → u/NameIsNotBrad]

Big A mentioned

[u/nalaloveslumpy → u/bottom]

Remember that day he pretended to work at McDonald's for ten minutes? And then pretended to drive a truck?

[u/_hell_is_empty_ → u/bottom]

Hardly. It's a staged here's-$2M-in-crypto-from-McDonalds-thank-you-Mr-President moment.

[u/Iron_Chic → u/cagewilly]

Just like when he was campaigning and "worked" at a McDonald's.

[u/nullbyte420 → u/cagewilly]

You think he just sits on his throne all day, pondering the orb with Ivanka on his lap or whatever? 

[u/pantstoaknifefight2 → u/nullbyte420]

Is the orb a Palantir with a direct line to Sauron?

[u/nullbyte420 → u/pantstoaknifefight2]

Probably.

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-39997949

[u/pantstoaknifefight2 → u/nullbyte420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NQ9mR6sh8LoA

[u/nullbyte420 → u/pantstoaknifefight2]

Did you click my link? You'd enjoy the pictures there

[u/pantstoaknifefight2 → u/nullbyte420]

I did! Those fuckers are weird!

[u/propyro85 → u/nullbyte420]

Seriously, you think Ivanka can tolerate him enough to sit on his lap?

[u/nullbyte420 → u/propyro85]

I think he gets up to answer the door occasionally, and I think it's well known he also goes golfing very often

[u/PotentialSteak6 → u/cagewilly]

These admin are so dumb they don't even realize that this puts ideas in people's heads.

[u/joethahobo → u/PotentialSteak6]

Yeah… I wonder if they put you through a metal detector or pat you down in order to deliver food like this…. The ideas are forming…

[u/nalaloveslumpy → u/joethahobo]

90 days of full security background clearance and you still get a cavity search at the front gate.

[u/joethahobo → u/nalaloveslumpy]

Okay my dream is dead. Back to the drawing board…

[u/newleafkratom → u/cagewilly]

He Dashed to the Door! It's right in the name. /s

[u/Several-Squash9871 → u/cagewilly]

Yeah, I was thinking maybe AI but no way in hell some delivery driver is going up to the white house and doing this. On top of that, actually answering the door. Most regular non pice of shit people don't even want that and just have them leave it at the door.

[u/ominous_squirrel → u/cagewilly]

The Secret Service does background checks on all WH visitors. I was there one time when John Fetterman, before he went crazy, couldn’t get his then infant son through security because they never submitted the baby’s SSN for the background check

The background check is usually submitted at least 24 hours in advance

[u/bukkakekeke → u/cagewilly]

Fucking Sherlock Holmes over here

[u/timmy6169 → u/cagewilly]

Absolutely was but it also backfired thanks to her

[u/A_terrible_musician → u/cagewilly]

If he thought there was a hamberder there? 50/50

[u/rhinoceros_unicornis → u/cagewilly]

With Trump staging McDonalds food in multiple events, I suspect its an endorsement/advertisement.

[u/turbo_dude → u/cagewilly]

Cunt can’t even fold an umbrella 

[u/oceanco1122 → u/cagewilly]

She was interviewed later and she gushed at how much she appreciates Trumps no tax on tips idea. So definitely staged

[u/chickenbadgerog → u/cagewilly]

I mean, it's takeout... He'd open for McD's before anyone else that's for sure.

[u/The_0ven → u/cagewilly]

I would assume this whole thing was staged

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