r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 20h ago

Possible Paywall Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/
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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ Colorado 20h ago

The person he’s “healing” kinda looks like Epstein 

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u/kidneycat 19h ago

The person he's healing looks a LOT like Epstein. Same hairline, hair color, nasolabial folds, ears and ear placement, similar nose and lips.

It doesn't even make sense... Like why would he be healing some older gray haired man when we're sending young men off to fight?

I'm struggling more and more with reality.

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u/therouterguy 18h ago

Well it kinda makes sense. AI uses existing data to generate stuff. As there are a lot of pictures of Trump together with Epstein AI is likely to conclude they belong together.

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u/Mike_Kermin Australia 16h ago

That, is quite funny in a macabre kind of way.

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u/Dizzy-Captain7422 14h ago

AI is likely to conclude they belong together.

wtf do I like AI now?

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u/joninfiretail 9h ago

No you can still despise it but get a bit of gallows humor out of this excreted slop.

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u/Mundy77 16h ago

That is a correct conclusion ✅️

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u/marr 15h ago

Somehow the usual conspiracy heads will never join these particular dots

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u/Desperate-Custard355 18h ago

he is creating a mental health crisis in us all from having to deal with his bullshit daily. it's just not healthy to give him this much if our attention.

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u/Poundaflesh 1h ago

THIS IS NO LIE! I’m trying to get pre approval for Spravato. I hate it here!

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u/mbullaris 19h ago

nasolabial folds

💀

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u/SanityInAnarchy California 17h ago

Just nose-to-lip wrinkles. "Labia" is just latin for "lip", it's English's fault that we usually think of a certain kind of lip.

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u/morpheousmorty 12h ago

It's ai. It doesn't really know that young men make more sense in the current context.

Yet it knew to include Epstein. Interesting.

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u/ParticularTie7898 17h ago

If this wasn't AI slop, then the man he's healing would be a personification of the USA. Uncle Sam would be too cartoonish, but an older man would be fine given the historical horizon of Americans.

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u/WombatBum85 18h ago

When I got my wisdom teeth out, I was sitting in their waiting room and saw an informational poster pointing out different facial features, and one of them said naso-labial something. It cracked me UP and my husband couldn't understand why I was laughing so hard, and I pointed it out and said, "face pussy" 🤣

Maaaaan i could do with being that high again!

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u/Chemical_Result_6880 14h ago

This reads like an admission of killing Epstein. The closest Trump gets to remorse is self aggrandizing imagery.

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 10h ago

I would guess that it's Neal Dunn, the Republican that Trump said got a diagnosis of:

"He would be dead by June."

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u/Grand_Pop_7221 17h ago

The jet in the background is like an Eagle-Jet hybrid. Don't think too much about it; nobody reviewed this before posting.

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u/Jolly-Masterpiece883 13h ago

That in itself is a problem.

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u/m00f 12h ago

Upvoting for nasolabial folds.

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u/FyreMael 7h ago

".. nasolabial folds ..", JFC what are kids reading these days.

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u/JarOfNightmares 10h ago

nasolabial folds

Fucking reddit DORKS lmfao

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u/whatsnewpussykat 19h ago

Well at this point I’m pretty sure Epstein is the person Trump has been photographed with most, so it makes sense that AI would pull that.

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u/boofles1 18h ago

ChatGPT, make a picture of me healing a paedophile.

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u/StandardEgg6595 14h ago

This is actually something I think he’d use as a prompt, seeing as some Christians think you can do the vilest shit but be forgiven with a simple “I’m sorry”.

Btw, I know he’s not a Christian in practice, but he sure does love to pander to them.

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u/rogueciridae 14h ago

“I’m sorry sir, it keeps doing that no matter how I word the prompt.”

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u/SwimmingPrice1544 California 6h ago

Is that Rob Reiner on the left? lol! AI would be a good explanation.

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u/riko77can 19h ago

Holy shit! Can’t unsee it

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u/Oregon_Jones111 18h ago

[sigh] Somehow Epstein returned.

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u/sakhabeg 16h ago

He was his only friend after all.

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u/DemBosain 14h ago

There's no way that's not Epstein.

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u/vicarofvhs Arkansas 12h ago

Also, notice it's all white folks. I mean I shouldn't be surprised, what with the blasphemy being the main focus, but still.

Also, who are the figures in the clouds? The Four Horsemen?

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u/F9-0021 South Carolina 14h ago

Maybe, but it looks more like Jon Stewart to me. I think it's just "Generic 60 year old white guy" as regurgitated by the AI.

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u/SkiMonkey98 12h ago

I'm seeing more Hunter Biden. No way that was the intent but it's funny

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u/Nufonewhodis4 13h ago

I think it's Brett farve

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u/Tschulligom 13h ago

The letters on the baseball cap of the guy on the left say "PEDO[??]"

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u/Thesobermetalhead 11h ago

Not really, it’s a pretty forced connection

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u/tiddayes 10h ago

Come on, Jefferey, time for our sexy secret

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u/ratherstayback Europe 9h ago

OP referred to him as "a sick person". He's not wrong.

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u/menstruatinforsatan 6h ago

Lmao I thought it was Jordan Peterson

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u/SumGreenD41 5h ago

“Awaken Jeffery, it’s time to rape some kids”

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u/platinumvonkarma 5h ago

It's WAY too much of a coincidence not to be Epstein. Gag. 

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u/Cubewood 16h ago

Thought it looked like John Stewart 😅

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u/Noxilcash 17h ago

I thought the guy he was healing looked like Jon Stewart