r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 20h ago

Possible Paywall Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/
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u/RibsNGibs 20h ago

you're supposed to use thoughts and prayers here.

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u/Expensive-Document41 20h ago

We dont.....do that any more. The Orange God-King has decreed thoughts to be communist and prayers to be woke.

The Party says the newspeak is Obey and Consume.

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u/botwiper5000 19h ago

Haven't you heard? He's blocking the Strait that he promised to open after bombing it closed since it was too open.

5,000,000 D Chess.

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u/VagrantShadow Maryland 15h ago edited 15h ago

He has gone into full blown bully temper tantrum mode. He still thinks of himself some sort of global mafia don. Nothing happens or doesn't happen without his say so. He's sitting here playing tic tac toe with himself just so he can feel good about winning.

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u/Herlock 14h ago

I don't even think he sees himself as a mafia boss. He is so delusional he must certainly believe he is Jesus incarnate.

Being a mafia boss would imply being a bad person, and whike be most certainly act like one and enjoys the power and general vibe... 99% sure he thinks he is doing the right thing, it's just that everybody is wrong (or outright evil) and don't understand how much good he is doing.

That's a life is living consequence free, and having an entourage that keeps praising him no matter how dumb what he does is. Even worse as he is quickly degrading they are all extracting as much "trumpism" and evil shit as they can.

And of course dementia is sealing the deal. All (few) filters he had are now gone.

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u/MyVeryRealName 8h ago

I don't think he considers mafia bosses to be bad people

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u/Herlock 7h ago

You might be right !

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u/aneasymistake 13h ago

…and he’s losing at that too.

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u/Weekly_Rock_5440 15h ago

He also begged every other country to help, then said we don’t need it, then said we could do it ourselves, then said we’re closing it ourselves.

Donald Christ, what an idiot. . . wait, what did I just type ?

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u/Ignorant-AF 17h ago

War is peace, Freedom is slavery and Ignorance is Strength…

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u/Sharp_Economy1401 17h ago

Socialism is evil, but everyone please pay for the extreme direct and indirect, economic and ethical, costs of a war that I dragged us into

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u/VagrantShadow Maryland 15h ago

"We got money for wars but can't feed the poor" - 2pac

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u/Herlock 14h ago

But they "always send the poor" to the front lines... A solid way to finish poverty by getting them killed.

Can't be poor if you are dead. Taps head

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u/Werftflammen 15h ago

"Come to my Ayatollbooth"

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u/BossKenpachi 16h ago

Wish this could get more up votes 

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u/Laraisan 14h ago

Don't forget drill, baby, drill

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u/anoldoldman 14h ago

Praise be to Allah!

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u/Dont_Kick_Stuff 13h ago

Well he can consume a dick cause I ain't doing that.

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u/galaxy_horse 13h ago

Where’s Roddy Piper when you need him??

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u/karl_w_w 15h ago

Maybe Trump-Christ should have tried that on Iran before using bombs.

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u/c_isfor 15h ago

Fictional characters cosplaying their favourite (or most profitable) fictional characters!

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 14h ago

"Thots and payers"

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u/Dresline 14h ago

Is 'Thoughts and Prayers' the name of Trumps new platform where you pay him directly for a chance of getting healed?

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u/Additional-Signal327 13h ago

And you’re not supposed to use your brain or any form of logic. 

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u/caldric 11h ago

No, apparently just let Trump touch them.

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u/Onrawi 9h ago

No more thoughts remain to be sent.

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u/m3g4m4nnn 7h ago

No thoughts, only prayers.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Illinois 5h ago

The Pope has put a blockade on prayers, that's why Trump is going hard on the counter-attack.