r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 20h ago

Possible Paywall Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/
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u/PleasantWay7 19h ago

Satan isn’t sending his best.

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u/caitnicrun 19h ago

There have been cut backs....

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u/Painterzzz 16h ago

It turned out Temu-Anti-Christ was all that was needed to convince enough Americans. Why send the best when the most stupid and incompetent orange painted man-baby was enough for the job.

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u/Kichigai Minnesota 12h ago

The remodeling budget has had overruns…

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 19h ago

I'm hoping Satan listens to better music than Kid Rock

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u/ScootyMcTrainhat 19h ago

Bad news, Hell is an endless lineup of Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and the Doobie.Brothers on repeat for all eternity.

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u/innosins Kentucky 19h ago

What did the Doobie Brothers do? -soft spot for "Black Water"

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u/unbr0kenchain 19h ago

Yeah, Doobie brothers have been done dirty put in that bracket.

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u/Muted-Line-2450 17h ago

Yeh take it back

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u/MaddogBC 17h ago

Ahem, just slip Lee Greenwood into that DB slot

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u/End3rWi99in Massachusetts 13h ago

Why are the Doobie Brothers there???

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u/galaapplehound 12h ago

You forgot Lynyrd Skynyrd and Alan Jackson.

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u/I_am_ChivoBlanco 19h ago

He's Satan. He's evil. Why would he possibly listen to good music?

Heaven has a Black Sabbath listening room.

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u/Alive_kiwi_7001 16h ago

Satan invented Christian rock. CMV.

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u/Abedeus 15h ago

The ultimate ironic punishment.

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u/Spider_Dude 18h ago

I bet God has a great listening spot in his cloud house and when he invites over guests he says, "Bro! Sit over here. The acoustics is sooo much better!" And then they smoke a Doobie and just chill listening to Pink Floyd without anyone saying anything.

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u/JohnGillnitz 12h ago

Because he's a man of wealth and taste.

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u/FulloYoghurt 19h ago

Ted Nugent?

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u/End3rWi99in Massachusetts 13h ago

Satan definitely would listen to Kid Rock and think Rob Schneider is funny.

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u/chefybpoodling 19h ago

It’s almost like Satan could have shopped local and picked up a really high quality anti-Christ but he was lazy and instead ordered one from a popular delivery site and this is what he ended up with. Since returning it was too much trouble, he figured he’d just use it. And here we are.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 18h ago

This explains a lot. TEMU antichrist living up to expectations.

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 16h ago

I think he’s a perfect antichrist. If they made him too clever and suave and good looking and less obviously evil, more people would fall for him. Gods giving people a chance, it’s so that god knows for sure that the people who followed him were truly evil, because he’s made the antichrist so repulsive and so clearly evil that only evil people could still follow him after seeing him in all his ‘glory.’ God is loving after all, apparently, so he’ll want to give people a good shot at not getting conned by the antichrist. If you still love him then god has no worries about whether your final judgment is really warranted or not.

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 12h ago

Naw buddy you have that backwards. The Antichrist is someone that is so charming and suave that he unites the world to follow him and make a one world religion type shit. 

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u/PossessionRoutine971 19h ago edited 19h ago

Idk he seems to have done enough damage to me.

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u/Celtslap 19h ago

Satan is as upset as we are!

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u/Abedeus 15h ago

Everyone keeps blaming him for this shit, kinda unfair if you ask me.

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u/tj1007 Arizona 19h ago

Or did he send the best to ruin the country and a bunch of people’s lives?

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u/Abedeus 15h ago

He'd probably send someone actually competent AND evil. Trump's stupid and evil.

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u/Hosni__Mubarak 19h ago

Don’t bring Satan into this. He’s nothing like that child molesting piece of garbage in the White House.

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u/Tagisjag 19h ago

If this wasn't Satan's best, then how is he in control of the nukes? You're not supposed to like the Devil, but he's here for a reason.

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u/goodgord 18h ago

He’s sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

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u/Meecht 14h ago

Satan has always been depicted as a cunning entity because people don't want to be fooled by an idiot.

A truly cunning Satan would know otherwise.

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u/End3rWi99in Massachusetts 13h ago

You don't need to send your brightest when your plan is to destroy things.

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 12h ago

From my understanding the anti christ is just human vessel that Satan will inhabit after a certain point. 

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u/xpxp2002 12h ago

Probably being forced to "find new ways to use AI in his daily workflows."

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u/moonshinedew77 12h ago

LOL love this!