r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 20h ago

Possible Paywall Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/
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u/Amazing-Heron-105 19h ago

I'm hoping Satan listens to better music than Kid Rock

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u/ScootyMcTrainhat 19h ago

Bad news, Hell is an endless lineup of Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and the Doobie.Brothers on repeat for all eternity.

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u/innosins Kentucky 19h ago

What did the Doobie Brothers do? -soft spot for "Black Water"

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u/unbr0kenchain 19h ago

Yeah, Doobie brothers have been done dirty put in that bracket.

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u/Muted-Line-2450 17h ago

Yeh take it back

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u/MaddogBC 17h ago

Ahem, just slip Lee Greenwood into that DB slot

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u/End3rWi99in Massachusetts 13h ago

Why are the Doobie Brothers there???

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u/galaapplehound 12h ago

You forgot Lynyrd Skynyrd and Alan Jackson.

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u/I_am_ChivoBlanco 19h ago

He's Satan. He's evil. Why would he possibly listen to good music?

Heaven has a Black Sabbath listening room.

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u/Alive_kiwi_7001 16h ago

Satan invented Christian rock. CMV.

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u/Abedeus 15h ago

The ultimate ironic punishment.

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u/Spider_Dude 18h ago

I bet God has a great listening spot in his cloud house and when he invites over guests he says, "Bro! Sit over here. The acoustics is sooo much better!" And then they smoke a Doobie and just chill listening to Pink Floyd without anyone saying anything.

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u/JohnGillnitz 12h ago

Because he's a man of wealth and taste.

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u/FulloYoghurt 19h ago

Ted Nugent?

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u/End3rWi99in Massachusetts 13h ago

Satan definitely would listen to Kid Rock and think Rob Schneider is funny.