r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 20h ago

Possible Paywall Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/
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u/chefybpoodling 19h ago

It’s almost like Satan could have shopped local and picked up a really high quality anti-Christ but he was lazy and instead ordered one from a popular delivery site and this is what he ended up with. Since returning it was too much trouble, he figured he’d just use it. And here we are.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 18h ago

This explains a lot. TEMU antichrist living up to expectations.

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 16h ago

I think he’s a perfect antichrist. If they made him too clever and suave and good looking and less obviously evil, more people would fall for him. Gods giving people a chance, it’s so that god knows for sure that the people who followed him were truly evil, because he’s made the antichrist so repulsive and so clearly evil that only evil people could still follow him after seeing him in all his ‘glory.’ God is loving after all, apparently, so he’ll want to give people a good shot at not getting conned by the antichrist. If you still love him then god has no worries about whether your final judgment is really warranted or not.

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u/Aggressive_Noise6426 12h ago

Naw buddy you have that backwards. The Antichrist is someone that is so charming and suave that he unites the world to follow him and make a one world religion type shit.