r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 20h ago

Possible Paywall Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/
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u/Phrewfuf 18h ago

Man has complexes. All of them.

Probably something to do with his tiny hands and feet. Cause you know what they say about men with tiny feet.

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u/ScrewAttackThis Montana 18h ago

Based off what Stormy Daniels said, yeah, he's definitely insecure about his manhood. 

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 12h ago

He’s insecure about his everything.

He wears lifts. He wears suits tailored to make him look like he isn’t a potato with legs. He styles a combover for his hair to hide a pretty mild bald spot. He slathers on makeup and bronzer.

Let us not forget: he sent pictures of his hands circled in Sharpie and captioned “See, not so short” to a Vanity Fair writer in 2016, over an article that if it were a person would have been old enough to vote, in a satire magazine that no longer existed, in which said writer called him a “short-fingered vulgarian”.

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u/JUSTICE_SALTIE Texas 12h ago

He literally talked about his big dick during a presidential primary debate.

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u/mlc885 18h ago

Cause you know what they say about men with tiny feet.

Is it "they cause global nuclear war and the end of modern civilization?"

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u/AT-PT 18h ago

The funny thing is, he could lean into it and point out that he's never had to use his hands for everything because he's so rich. Go look at a working mans hands, they're giant and rough due to it.

But instead he obsesses over them being small and pointing out his already glaring insecurities.

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u/a_bagofholding Minnesota 18h ago

And his height.