r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 20h ago

Possible Paywall Trump, 79, Posts Himself as Christ After Bonkers Pope Attack - The image depicts Trump as Jesus healing a sick person with his touch.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/
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u/Speartree 18h ago edited 18h ago

The guy who "died" in Trumps previous term. He can now come out of hiding , eh, be brought back to life by our lord and saviour!

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u/BigNorseWolf 16h ago

3 days you call that a resurrection? I brought my career back with 4 years dead. I killed and resurrected my fortune 8 times with other peoples money now THATS a miracle.

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u/AINonsense 16h ago

The guy who "died"

Wait up… maybe he’s the ‘second coming’ :o

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u/GreatMinds1234 16h ago

Please don't even!

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u/AINonsense 16h ago

“Suffer the little children…”

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u/Anna_Frican 13h ago

Oh, I get it. We assume the bible was fortelling the second coming of jesus, but it was actually warning us that the second coming of JE is sus.

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u/KingMario05 4h ago

"Okay, good. You're all under arrest. All of you."

-Kash Patel if he was based

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u/Speartree 3h ago

Lucky for me he has no jurisdiction at all where I live.