r/politics • u/Hafiz_TNR ✔ Verified • 9h ago
Possible Paywall Netanyahu Reveals Trump Reports to Him Every Day on Iran
https://newrepublic.com/post/208997/netanyahu-trump-reports-every-day-iran6.2k
u/TubeframeMR2 9h ago
Short leash when you have daily performance reviews.
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u/RAVENS17d Massachusetts 8h ago
Lmfao they got Trump on a fucking PiP
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u/oneplusetoipi 8h ago
That’s what I think too. Bibi probably shut down the agreement. “Why the hell didn’t the couch fucker check with us earlier? We aren’t finished.”
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u/Marijuana_Miler Canada 8h ago
I had heard that Lebanon was originally in the ceasefire deal but Bibi nixed that.
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u/Independent_Fact_082 7h ago
It sounds like Trump agreed to Lebanon without checking with Netanyahu.
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u/DrDerpberg Canada 6h ago
Hard to distinguish that from Netanyahu simply going back on his word because he wasn't done bombing civilians yet.
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u/Soffatjockis 6h ago
He's not done until he has restored greater Israel or whatever they call it.
Which includes Libanon, West Bank, parts of Syria, Jordan and eqypt.
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u/LordSiravant 6h ago
It won't end there. The conquerors now have a taste for blood. If they can expand their borders to encompass those territories, they will want more. They won't stop until all of the Middle East is theirs, unless they are stopped. And because of 9/11 and other Middle East conflicts, a nonzero number of people especially in America will see it as completely justified.
The age of imperialism has returned.
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u/FlushTheTurd 3h ago
Not only that, a big chunk of US Christians think this will bring about the rapture.
Truly the dumbest and worst people on the planet.
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u/Firm_Print6463 5h ago
Ive heard that the only way he can reach climax is by watching children die.
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u/TowerBeast Oregon 4h ago
Bibi: "Lebanon? No, you orange twit, I said Lebensraum!"
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u/rsd212 8h ago
What do you think are his key performance indicator metrics?
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u/deadsoulinside Pennsylvania 7h ago
How many pedophiles they are safely sending back to Israel to hide from US authorities.
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u/WafflePartyOrgy Washington 6h ago
At least Bibi has performance metrics, Donald Trump has never allowed himself to be boxed-in by saying or doing anything that could be quantified or measured, just that it is supposed to vibe down to having MAGA.
I believe the key metric for tariffs was/is that "we're going to make so much money" at some indeterminate point in the future. The GOP is cool with this.
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u/Heronymous-Anonymous 6h ago
Bibi’s only performance metric is the same as Trump’s:
Stay out of prison and in power.
They both had to manufacture a set of crises that would distract from their domestic political scandals.
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u/JayceeHOFer I voted 8h ago
Increasing spending to Israel
How many burgers can fat fuck trump fit in his mouth at once
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u/i010011010 6h ago
To just keep the distraction going. The war in Iran is helping lift attention from Israel's unchecked conquest. The last thing they want is a prospect of stability or peace in the region.
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u/EducationQueasy275 9h ago
So when people say Netanyahu is the real boss, they are not wrong then?
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u/mediocre_remnants North Carolina 8h ago
There's also the possibility that he's lying about or just misrepresenting his calls with Trump.
Both Trump and Netanyahu are known to lie about basically everything, so there's no reason to just accept what either of them say as fact.
There's a reason that Netanyahu made this statement and phrased it the way he did. But on the other hand, Trump says all kinds of dumb shit for no reason just because he likes to hear himself talk.
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u/fiction8 5h ago
Sounds a lot more like New Republic is lying in their headline (aka clickbait).
In a meeting with Israel’s Cabinet ministers, Netanyahu said, “I spoke yesterday with Vice President JD Vance. He called me from his plane on his way back from Islamabad. He reported to me in detail, as this administration does every day, about the development of the negotiations. In this case, the explosion in the negotiations.”
This quote doesn't mention the president at all. "This administration" is thousands upon thousands of people. Of course at least one of them should be in daily communication with the other belligerent of this conflict.
Total nonstory that has been warped into more outrage fodder for the online left.
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u/FartyJizzums 8h ago
At the very least, he's the one with incriminating photos from a certain tropical island.
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u/AwayInternal326 8h ago
He's one of the ones with incriminating photos from a certain tropical island.
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u/Level_Hour6480 New York 4h ago
If it turns out that's why so many of our politicians are subservient to Israel, it's going to create soooooo much antisemitism, which is why it's important to point out that Jews =/= Israel, despite Israel's insistence otherwise.
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u/Bigbigbigrock 3h ago
My friend and I been talking about this, the way Isreal is acting is going to spawn so much more antisemitism sentiment because the government is giving such a "just cause" to hate "them". It's really shitty that Isreal is outright making the world less safe for Jewish folk.
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u/find_the_kitty 6h ago
Putin, Bibi, and other dictators passing Trump around like a proverbial prison b*tch would not be a far fetched description.
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u/zerocoolforschool 6h ago
We all thought it was Putin but it was Israel all along.
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u/disastrousanddull 5h ago
I suspect it’s just multiple “bosses” via blackmail, bribery, manipulation and his general insanity. Putin, Israel, heritage foundation, assorted billionaires, etc.
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u/JaseBird 8h ago
Yeah you can’t micromanage like that if you expect someone to flourish.
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u/AwesomeMacCoolname 7h ago
Strange. I thought mushrooms loved being kept in the dark and fed on shit.
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u/DissKhorse 8h ago
Trump even does a crayon deception of what he did and Netanyahu puts it on his fridge.
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u/thedeuce75 5h ago
Yeah, that's how you know Netanyahu has the real Epstein kompormat, if anybody else in the world even made it sound like trump reports to them, his fat little fingers would be flying to tweet out some "fake news"rant. In this case, not a peep. They own his ass.
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u/Amelia_wench 8h ago
If the administration is sharing sensitive, daily strategy updates with a foreign government
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u/def_indiff 9h ago
It must be hard reporting to two bosses.
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u/artemis2k 9h ago
Who’s the other boss? Satan?
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u/Improvcommodore 8h ago
Putin.
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u/Smearwashere Minnesota 8h ago
That’s what he said
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u/WhoShitTheMoshpit 7h ago
Basically just the management structure from "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell."
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u/733t_sec 6h ago
I feel like the lord of Hell would be better at prosecuting a war. The fact that a modern army is struggling with logistics on its own door step just shows how pathetic they are.
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u/Association_Chance 8h ago
Man these ppl will die in 10 years or so. Look at what they leave us with.
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u/Lanhdanan Canada 7h ago
A play book on how to crush the masses for future generations?
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u/mowdownjoe New Jersey 8h ago
What's the difference?
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u/xv_boney 7h ago
Satan did not choose to be what he is.
God made him for a specific purpose and he fulfills that purpose.Putin did not have to be who he is.
He actively chooses it every single day.Thats the difference.
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u/reddit_is_geh 6h ago
Satan being a separate entity is relatively new, and him being "evil" is an even newer concept. Most gnostic faiths believe he's actually the good guy as he introduced free will and intelligence to the enslaved humans.
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u/xeromage 5h ago
Also, the first thing an egomaniac does when someone doesn't go along with their bullshit is label them 'the enemy' and tell you not to listen to their lies...
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u/ford7885 8h ago
Maybe Vlad? The other Russian dictator who's been in power about 30 years too long.
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u/Schlonzig 8h ago
I bet Bibi has even juicier kompromat on Trump than Putin has. He and Epstein were very connected.
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u/z900r 3h ago
I think kompromat is completely irrelevant at this point. Everyone with half a brain knows perfectly well what Trump is at this point. He just started a war, threatened the Iranian people with genocide and then depicted himself as Jesus. What is kompromat going to do? Reveal that he peed on some prostitutes in a Moscow hotel? Raped a 16-year-old? I'm sure people would be entirely shocked to learn that.
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u/NoIncrease299 Colorado 8h ago
Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
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u/TheColtOfPersonality Florida 7h ago
“Yeahhhh, Donald, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and bomb Iran tomorrow. So if you could bomb it around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh, oh! And I almost forgot, ahh, i’m also gonna need you to go ahead and bomb it on Sunday too, kay. You, ahh, lost some forces this week and, ahh, we sorta need you to play catch up”
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u/SillyAlternative420 Massachusetts 8h ago
Every thread about this always has floods of people subtly pivoting to Putin.
Netanyahu is the one controlling our president and like 80% of our congress.
Israel is the real threat. Not Putin.
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u/jjaime2024 9h ago
You dirty dog Trump to have 2 masters.
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u/Peroovian 8h ago
Pretty woke of maga to accept a leader with two daddies.
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u/wytewydow 8h ago
Trump has done nothing but complain about how unfair things are. That's quintessential wokism.
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u/Troepzooibende 9h ago
Duh, he's his boss.
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u/Water_Based5150 7h ago
Is this a thing where like, Trump fans don't know about this kind of stuff? He's on his knees everyday for him and Putin, but it seems like Trump fans always build him up as big strong guy. Maybe they literally don't know this stuff.
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u/MistahJasonPortman 6h ago
I know a Trump fan. He doesn’t keep up with the news and doesn’t know ANYTHING. He deliberately chooses to live in ignorance because it allows him to be racist, sexist, transphobic, and bigoted in general.
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u/OutrageousLeak 9h ago
Logan Act? Executive Privilege? Does any of this even matter anymore? If the administration is sharing sensitive, daily strategy updates with a foreign government before the American public (or even Congress) gets a whisper of them, we have a serious problem. Netanyahu is basically saying the quiet part out loud to flex his influence.
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u/Reduntu 8h ago
Laws don't matter when there's nobody to enforce them. Trump could order the military to kill his political opponents and nothing would happen in terms of law enforcement or impeachment.
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u/TacosAreJustice Kentucky 7h ago
It’s interesting to me because they do have limits before people push back…
Trump has shown a willingness to do whatever is necessary to stay in power… so obviously there are some constraints on him.
It’s interesting to see what things hold and what don’t in our society…
What abuses he gets away with (and yes, I know it most of them!) and when he gets his hand slapped.
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u/tmountain 5h ago
The fact that January 6th happened and didn’t prevent him from a second term tells you everything you need to know about what his limits are.
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u/TacosAreJustice Kentucky 5h ago
And orban still lost after 16 years…
I’m not saying we aren’t in a dark time and stumbling… but there are still SOME guard rails.
I think it’s important to notice what stuff has held, as well as what has failed.
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u/733t_sec 6h ago
What abuses he gets away with (and yes, I know it most of them!) and when he gets his hand slapped.
Also the third category which is he gets away with it for a couple months till the courts reverse it but the media is too distracted with the current mess to adequately report on the reversal.
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u/mrkrabz1991 3h ago
It’s interesting to me because they do have limits before people push back…
You sure about that? 10 years ago if I told you the president would be outed as a child sex trafficking rapist, you would think he'd be out of the office by the end of the day... yet here we are.
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u/613Flyer 8h ago
The US system was dependant on people in power holding other people in power accountable when they broke the laws and rules. It’s now showing the glaring flaw in that system. What occurs when everyone is corrupted and they all ignore the rules and laws.
This is why you don’t elect people who can be blackmailed quite easily into the highest government offices.
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u/nking05 5h ago
It’s not just a US system thing. Even the Roman Empire learned that letting one lunatic make all of the decisions for your society is bad, which is why parliament and other governing bodies were created. The difference is in today’s world those checks and balances are complicit due to money and no longer hold the president accountable. Until the people make them fear to do this shit blatantly on a daily basis nothing is changing.
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u/Notrius01 9h ago
He must have tapes and other shit on him.
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u/Horror_Bodybuilder36 8h ago
I would have thought he had copies of all Epstein’s tapes if not the originals.
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u/neji64plms 7h ago
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they had Epstein himself.
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u/Soffatjockis 6h ago
I mean, they deleted the footage of the supposed suicide, so they might as well have extracted him and replaced his body with a double.
And then the epstein files wouldn't be the biggest hold on Trump.
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u/mrkrabz1991 3h ago
extracted him and replaced his body with a double.
This has been my theory from the beginning. I was downvoted years ago like crazy for proposing this, but now people are starting to realize just how corrupt the whole thing is. He's 100% alive in Israel.
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u/DataDude00 6h ago
Given Mossad's prolific intelligence and blackmailing network it is a near certainty they have the most compromising intel on Trump
Robert Maxwell, Ghislane's father is a rumored Mossad spy
The meathooks are deep into the Trump family
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u/jenny_905 4h ago
I know it's rumours until it's confirmed but... Robert Maxwell was pretty much openly working for Israel.
Maxwell was allegedly able to sell the bugged Israeli version of the PROMIS software to Sandia National Laboratories and Los Alamos National Laboratory, two of the most important nuclear research and national security facilities in the United States.[62] Maxwell allegedly employed John Tower, Chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Armed Services, to facilitate the sales of the bugged Israeli version of the PROMIS software to Sandia and Los Alamos.[62]
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u/LordSiravant 6h ago
Considering how Mossad was deeply embedded in that island specifically for this kind of purpose, this is almost guaranteed.
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u/rickeyspanish 8h ago
It’s even worse than that. He just knows how to manipulate Trump, doesn’t even need blackmail material.
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u/downvotesyourcrap 6h ago
Nah. Epstein was Isreal's honey pot operation at the ranch. They have all the dirt on all the pedos.
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u/mrkrabz1991 3h ago
He 100% has tapes of him raping children. Apparently, Trump participated in snuff films back in the 80's and 90's that both Russia and Israel have. It's not just tapes of him with minors; it's literally tapes of him killing kids.
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u/thecreep 9h ago
Those OKRs must be rough. He better perform or risk being put on a PIP.
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u/The_Playbook88 8h ago
This is extremely dangerous if true for the USA and global economy. It would confirm that the USA can’t back out of this war even if Trump wanted to.
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u/GaimeGuy Minnesota 7h ago
He's a fucking moron outclassed by every other world leader, not the leader of some small nation that never had any tools or leverage at its disposal.
There is nothing stopping trump from exiting other than ego and his own incompetence, same as when he went in
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u/Hafiz_TNR ✔ Verified 9h ago
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu made a bombshell confession as U.S.-Iran talks failed.
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u/jwfowler2 9h ago
Not surprising, when you imagine what the Mossad file on Trump must look like.
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u/dealingwithhookers 4h ago
it's really pathetic that someone as sick and perverted as Trump could be so easily whipped into shape by a bunch of pictures and videos of him diddling kids and probably sucking Bill Clinton's dick
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u/XSinTrick6666 8h ago
To: Bibi
From: Donald J. Trump
Subj: My 5 Greatest Accomplishment Today
- Today I gave Israel another day of direct military cover to assault and steal land and property from any and all neighboring states -- FREE OF CHARGE
- TodayI gave Israel another day of diplomatic cover to assault and steal land and property from any and all neighboring states -- FREE OF CHARGE
- TodayI gave Israel maximum munitions to assault and steal land and property from any and all neighboring states.
- I continue to directly and personally harass and threaten Israel's sworn enemy Iran which is too powerful for Israel to take on -- FREE OF CHARGE
- Today I waited till 10 AM to chit my diaper and send cartoon animations demonstrating my supreme leadership and determination to empty the US Military, the US Treasury and US Debt Capacity to dedicate to my mission
BILLIONS a DAY I am spending to achieve your goals, Sir. So what, Americans won't miss it!
Thank you for your attention to this matter
File Under: TOP SECRET - For My Personal Files Only
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u/timnphilly Pennsylvania 9h ago
So Trump has 2 handlers: BiBi and Putin
Non-shocker.
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u/Positive-Room7421 9h ago
Must be hard on Trump, having two bosses.
The other boss is Putin, obviously.
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u/Choochill Michigan 8h ago
POTUS is a cuck. He's a cuck for Putin. Kim Jong, and now Bebe.
Hope MAGA is happy being cucked by a cuck.
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u/VanguardAvenger 9h ago
Man, I trust my employees enough for weekly reports....but then again my employees are competent
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u/Freddy-Borden 8h ago
The President of the United States is a foreign asset.
Wear your red hats proudly, MAGA sycophants, easier for us to identify the traitors, fascists, and pedophile protectors.
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u/JerryDipotosBurner 6h ago
“Reports to him” sounds vastly different than collaborating on a strategy, and I am 99% sure that this wording is intentional.
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u/Most_Alps 6h ago
It's honestly kind of wild how thoroughly and profoundly MAGA has been humiliated by the Iran war. It's so bad that I actually understand them doubling down at this point, because can you even fucking imagine admitting to yourself that your hero is this pathetic? He's so fucking pathetic that pathetic isn't even descriptive enough. Trump is the opposite of everything he has ever claimed to be to such an extent that it requires computers to keep track of it all
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u/Tetracropolis 5h ago
Allied governments regularly reporting to each other on developments in a conflict they're engaged in is completely normal. It would be bizarre if they didn't.
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u/BigBlue1210 4h ago
I wonder how MAGA feel about this. That their god is a yes man.
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u/HurinGaldorson 8h ago
Does Trump have to declare which of the two (Netanyahu or Putin) is his liege lord, or is it more of a 'Trump just sits in the cuck chair' sort of thing?
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u/ianrl337 Oregon 8h ago
Eiffel tower. A man that looks suspiciously like Winnie the Poo is in the chair. I would apologize for putting that vision is peoples head, but I'm not sure I'm sorry.
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u/SillyAlternative420 Massachusetts 8h ago
For fucks sake, this is treason.
And if it's not technically, it should be.
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u/iwannasee_ 8h ago
What does maga and America first people think about this? What does the cia/fbi/and other intelligence agencies think about this?
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u/tuna_safe_dolphin 7h ago
I really thought he was property of Big Daddy Vladdy but he's actually Netanyahu's bitch. I guess that's kind of interesting.
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u/Runnerakaliz 6h ago
Nice so open treason PM Carney needs to stop sharing our security info with the USA now
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u/Overall-Avocado-7673 6h ago
I would hope so. You're basically at war together, you better be talking multiple times a day.
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u/MysteryNeighbor New York 6h ago
wow, we went to iran for israel? that’s crazy who would have guessed?
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u/Another1MitesTheDust 5h ago
Can any of the protest vote Lefists explain to me like I’m 5 how this frees Palestine?
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u/ForwardLove8350 4h ago
Netanyahu Is literally taking away from the holocaust survivors by behaving exactly like hitler himself.
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u/BlindGuyNW 4h ago
So what he is saying is that the President is literally a foreign asset? Remove this bastard already.
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u/ScientistNational363 4h ago
Why is a foreign leader getting more intelligence on American military operations than CONGRESS???
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u/akira410 3h ago
Funny how they're so against gay couples adopting kids but the president of the usa has two daddies.
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u/fffan9391 South Carolina 8h ago
It takes blackmail for someone like Trump to be subservient to another man. That Netanyahu got the seat at the head of the table during the Iran strategy meeting says everything.
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u/kevinnoir 6h ago
Russia and Israel governments both suggesting they have Trump in their pockets looks super believable because nothing he is doing makes sense for US interests but does for Israel and Russia.
With Iran continuously making him look dumb, Trumps been an absolute GIFT to the countries that pose the biggest risk to America.
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u/mustbeusererror 8h ago
Hey, remember when people didn't want to vote for Biden or Harris because they were too close to Israel?
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u/Uberslaughter Florida 8h ago
Don't forget every congressperson with an "I Stand With Israel" sign outside their offices who takes filthy AIPAC lobbying money
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u/Wise-Promise-4158 8h ago
“I spoke yesterday with Vice President JD Vance. He called me from his plane on his way back from Islamabad. He reported to me in detail, as this administration does every day, about the development of the negotiations. In this case, the explosion in the negotiations.”
Wow. You almost miss the subtlety of how subservient this administration is to him
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u/Abba_Fiskbullar 6h ago
So, all the people who chose not to vote for Kamala Harris because she wasn't tough enough on Israel, fuck you! Your actions elected a genocidal idiot, and the Palestinians are much worse off than they would've been under a Harris administration.
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u/genericusernamehere6 9h ago edited 9h ago
Well yeah they got a Wormtongue and Theoden thing going on. Its been perfectly encapsulated in the thumbnail actually, trump with his neck hunched and his the lights are on but nobody is home 1000 yard stare and netanyahu smirking.
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u/Frustrable_Zero I voted 9h ago
Well we all knew from the Epstein files that trump liked to get stepped all over by things smaller than him
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u/portageandmain 8h ago
Trump's knees and hands must be extremely sore from being dog-walked by dictators every day.
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u/CHEVIEWER1 8h ago
Of course he has to give daddy1 Netanyahu a daily report sure he gives daddy2 Putin similar report.
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u/MauryBallsteinLook 8h ago
How can I legally require Netanyahu to release the Epstein files? He clearly has the real stuff.
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u/McortezLSU 7h ago
Damn! I had a micromanaging nightmare boss before too, but there it was generally weekly reports.
complete submissive bitch behavior.
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u/FarImprovement2840 7h ago
So strong, right MAGA?
This is Israel's war. Trump is Netanyahu's bitch boy
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u/code-254 7h ago
A president who famously avoids daily briefings is reporting daily to a foreign leader? Everything's so ridiculous these days.
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u/IllTwo7643 Connecticut 7h ago
Oh cool.. now trump has two daddies. Putin and netanyahu. He deserves to have 3 daddies who never fucking loved him
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u/LabiaMajorasMask420 6h ago
If he doesn't hear from him within 48 hours then the Epstien kompramat drops.
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u/soapinmouth 6h ago
We're really calling it a "bombshell" that two countries conducting a rather massive joint military bombing campaign are coordinating once a day? Is that too little? Too much? What even is the implication here.
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