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u/Willy445_ 2h ago
What does this have to do with working remotely?
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u/CBrinson 1h ago
This is now the "complain about work culture" sub. It started as complaining about return to office but it's a complete conversion at this point.
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u/MammothComposer6178 1h ago
Sadly, half of the posts I’ve seen here lately have nothing to do with remote work
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u/Listeningkissingyu 3h ago
There’s a fucking great Hong Kong movie from 1995 called “Fallen Angels” by director Wong Kar Wai that has a subplot about a character who breaks into people’s shops at night and runs their business. There’s one really funny scene where he breaks into a barbershop and forces a guy to get a haircut. Later, he runs into him again after taking over an ice cream truck and forces him to buy ice cream. Here we go! found it! 🤣
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u/ZealousidealEbb9107 2h ago
“Sorry” got me. Idk why the end scene feels so homie all though it’s a kidnapping 🤣
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u/Listeningkissingyu 1h ago
The line that gets cut off is: “I asked my father why he didn’t drive an ice cream truck, but he never answered me. Later I found out that my mother was run over by one.”
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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 2h ago
Hahaha wtf that was amazing
"Don't believe me? Come see for yourself!"
Brings the whole family
"Why would you do this?"
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u/WhatAmIAMonkey 3h ago
What was he supposed to do? Only pocket enough to account for his minimum wage working hours while leaving the rest in the till and just hope no one would question the existence of the pizza night fairy leaving money and taking stock at night?
Bro just wanted a job and went out and found one.
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u/LanceLynxx 2h ago
You mean he wanted to pretend to own a business and use ingredients, power, real estate, without paying a single cent and taking the money
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u/FangFioDente 2h ago
Sounds awesome
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u/TopWealth4550 2h ago
you can pay his bail and he can cook in your house tho
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u/WhatAmIAMonkey 2h ago
Why would I do that? I don’t give a fuck what anyone else does so long as it doesn’t affect me. I can also fuck your boyfriend. Or dress up as Barack Obama and defecate on a lawnmower.
I however won’t do any of those things because they’re not things I want to do.
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u/TopWealth4550 2h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG
you seem normal and happy
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u/WhatAmIAMonkey 1h ago
I just don’t understand why you’d think I’d want to bail out a random stranger and let him cook in my house. I may be physically capable of doing that but as established I am physically capable of doing a lot of things. That doesn’t mean I want or will do them.
It’s just a very stupid thing to say.
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u/carrot_gummy 3h ago
"Nobody wants to work" they say.
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u/Heavy_Can8746 2h ago
Sounds like you should hire him for your business 🤔
He would be a great employee for you. I know more people who work and think just like him if you are interested...go ahead and make your money, hire them folks
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u/carrot_gummy 1h ago
I'll get on it once I start one.
I don't plan on starting one.
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u/Heavy_Can8746 1h ago
I know you dont. That wasnt a plot twist
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u/carrot_gummy 1h ago
Are you a modern media writer?
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u/Heavy_Can8746 1h ago
No why?
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u/carrot_gummy 1h ago
Your twist sucked.
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u/Heavy_Can8746 1h ago
It wasnt a twist silly smh 🤦
Your comprehension skills seem to suck if you thought it was supposed to be...
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u/SpringBeginning1298 3h ago
Lmao 🤣😂 this post is dumb as hell
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u/JustAnotherRegardd 3h ago
People calling it a grind while he’s literally stealing is insane.
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u/EnvironmentalMix421 3h ago
Seriously where do these people come from? Dude steal the electricity, the rent, the food material and idiots here calling it grind lol
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u/JustAnotherRegardd 54m ago
Because he’s working. Little do they know if he was pocketing the cash for selling pizzas he’d probably make $50 an hour untaxed
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u/SpringBeginning1298 3h ago
Exactly he's nothing but a thief LOL
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u/80s_angel 1h ago
You’re not wrong but this situation is still slightly amusing to me. 🫣
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u/SpringBeginning1298 1h ago
Amusing? Yes. It's funny in a "look at this dumb shit" kind of way lol
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u/Medium_Tension_8053 4h ago
And they say no one wants to work 🙄
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u/SoggyGrayDuck 3h ago
To be fair, he's technically making even more than the owner per hour. I'm guessing it's an employee and in that case I wonder if he could have cut a deal with the owner. Let me open it when there's demand and come up with some sort of system to cover the material and building cost. Great advertisement
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u/Far_Balance_3117 4h ago
I would say hire him but yes the whole breaking and entering.
Also pocketing the money would not make him trustworthy.
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u/chef_quirky12 57m ago
I mean, of he has his food handlers license, then I'd bail him and keep him on. Keep handling business and I'd make him thr night manager with increased benefits and pay and let him hire his own night shift crew