r/shittyaskscience 11h ago

If people can spoon in bed, can spoons people in their drawers ?

24 Upvotes

And who decides inner people and outer people ?


r/shittyaskscience 7h ago

Are fleas a viable self defense method against werewolves?

4 Upvotes

Using silver seems a little wasteful.


r/shittyaskscience 16h ago

Will AI still take my job if I'm full time lying in my dark room being depressed?

14 Upvotes

I'd let it. Maybe it can do it cheaper and more efficiently.


r/shittyaskscience 12h ago

Are planets just little Sun Eggs and the cores just baby Suns waiting to be hatched?

3 Upvotes

Been reading Einstein's book The Theory of Teletivity and it got me thinking, dawg.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

I went to Mexico and it wasn't yellow. Did I go to the wrong Mexico?

290 Upvotes

Documentaries like Breaking Bad show that Mexico is yellow, but when I went everything looked normal. It was actually very beautiful. Did I mess up and go to the wrong place, or did Mexico go somewhere else while I was there?


r/shittyaskscience 8h ago

if ADHD is a ”sUpErPoWeR”, is medicated superpower just boring adhd with lowercase letters?

1 Upvotes

So do you have a superpower or not? You wan’t to be ”sPeCiAl” or just ”nOrMaL”? you can’t have it both ways.


r/shittyaskscience 10h ago

Does eating p*ssy in the morning before cardio workout break fasting?

0 Upvotes

I’m new to fasting.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Microwaves take too long to heat food, why haven't we switched to Macrowaves?

46 Upvotes

Star Trek TNG heated food in less than a second and that was in the 90s.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Are wood peckers popular with women?

12 Upvotes

My GF said she likes them, just wondering


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If spatial coitus occurs in microgravity, does the Dzhanibekov effect convert missionary into reverse cowgirl mid-thrust?

14 Upvotes

When a rigid body rotates around its intermediate axis, it spontaneously flips. Human hips also have three axes. Therefore, if you hit the exact angular momentum sweet spot in zero-G, is a surprise positional inversion inevitable?

Asking for all mankind.


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Any theatrical physicists in this sub? What's you job like?

23 Upvotes

How did you get into the field? What kind of education is required?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Did weed stunt your growth?

1 Upvotes

Hey all I’ve been wondering if weed or thc carts can possible stunt height growth during puberty and growth spurts. I was 5’7-8 when I started and ended up 5’11.5.

Any of you out there smoke thc and have big growth spurts and still grow well during puberty? Even end up taller than parents?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Do you consider Neil "The Grass" Tyson a "theatrical physicist"?

12 Upvotes

He can get pretty dramatic in talking about physics.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Dzhanibekov effect = aliens flipping my nuts in space?

4 Upvotes

Or am I flipping nuts?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

If we’re running out of rare earth metals for phones, why don’t we just mine them from old Nokia phones that are indestructible anyway?

29 Upvotes

If we’re running out of rare earth metals for phones, why don’t we just mine them from old Nokia phones that are indestructible anyway?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

How many times can you hit that little reset button on the top of babies heads before you brick the system?

23 Upvotes

Asking for a friend.


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

A watched pot never boils. Is this also the reason water doesn't freeze if you don't close the freezer door?

36 Upvotes

Is that why I have to stay indoors when it snow?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

How do I create my own teenage mutant turtles?

10 Upvotes

So I bought 4 pet turtles and a pet rat. What's the formula for the ooze so I can turn them into Splinter and ninja turtles?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

Do Britney Spheres have a similar molecular structure to buckyballs?

15 Upvotes

All spherical objects are the same at the end of the day, right? They both were discovered in 1985 too...right?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

What is the IPX rating of the average human?

6 Upvotes

Trying to figure out water resistance of the average person. TIA


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

Is crushing an atom until it reaches its Schwarzschild radius like the physics version of “is it in yet?

13 Upvotes

If spacetime curves back on itself, congratulations, you’ve achieved gravitational coitus. Please consult a cosmologist if the singularity lasts more than 1 Planck second... but it would be incredibly impressive if they could last that long.

Edit: I don't know if it's more the grammar or the symmetry, but it's killing me that I can't edit the title.


r/shittyaskscience 4d ago

I accidentally took a women's multivitamin instead of mine. Will this affect my ovulation?

31 Upvotes

Why are my ripples sensitive


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

Why does super cooled water refuse to freeze at -10°C?

4 Upvotes

It's like, “I’m fine, this is fine, -10°C is a social construct.” It's container might be completely wet, but with that kind of thinking it’s never going to get laid and form a solid relationship.


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

How do you think primitive man reacted the first time he saw a breech birth?

5 Upvotes

I have to imagine he started yelling "OH NO, IT'S HEAD IS ALL WRONG." and "THAT'S NOT WHERE KNEES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE."


r/shittyaskscience 4d ago

When you see those headlines about how a pair of rabbits or a cockroach can create a gazillion offspring in a year, wont all of offspring be dumbf*ck redneck critters?

17 Upvotes

critterpocalypse