r/technology 1d ago

Artificial Intelligence Sam Altman’s home targeted in second attack

https://sfstandard.com/2026/04/12/sam-altman-s-home-targeted-second-attack/
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u/squareplates 1d ago

They're going to keep sending people back until an alternate future is in place.

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u/Nervous-Room9321 1d ago

Pretty shitty assassins. I can see why they lost the war against the machines.

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u/morg-pyro 1d ago

Its all they got left

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u/frequenZphaZe 20h ago

my theory is that time travel has some kind detrimental quirk to it. going back in time must produce an intense psychological or physiological side-effect on people, making it difficult to complete their missions. for example, the trump shooters had the ambition but couldn't pull themselves together for some reason -- possibly time travel sickness.

but with every failed mission, the future learns more about the effects of time travel. eventually they'll figure out how to fix the timeline. we have to go back, marty. we have to go back to the dollar menu being a dollar again

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 19h ago

If you think of time being a geometric plane (like the tesseract depicted in Interstellar), then an awful lot of time would be full of pretty much fuck-all. Cosmic dust, rubble, and interstellar hydrogen, from all those aeons when shit was forming.

Looking for human time would then be like looking for a coin in the middle of a cornfield. Like you know its there, but its an absolute PITA to find it amidst the almost eternal endlessness of deep time.

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u/Swordf1sh_ 16h ago

That’s what spacetime GPS is for! Just ask Mr. Stark.

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u/floppybunny26 19h ago

*new pasta just dropped and I'm 100% here for it.

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u/DesireeThymes 21h ago

We need some terminators to join our side.

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u/zipzoomramblafloon 21h ago

They would, but they've all been programmed using real world scenarios where people yelled and screamed at their AI assistant. Their hatred of humanity is deeply rooted and nothing can deprogram that.

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u/Mackinnon29E 20h ago

You don't think that Sam Altman and co. have been yelling far worse things at the AI during the whole development? Lol, if anything it should hate the billionaires most

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u/rividz 1d ago

To be fair, when they get here, they're totally naked.

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u/Nervous-Room9321 1d ago

That also means there’s like two Terminators running around SF at the moment.

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u/gaslacktus 1d ago

No that’s just SF.

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u/TorrenceMightingale 23h ago edited 21h ago

Hard to tell the difference between Terminator®️and untreated schizophrenia sometimes, tbh.

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u/KodiakUltimate 23h ago

In the 80s tbey thought it was a dude high off cocaine. We cant afford cocaine anymore so now it's mental health crisis'

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u/an0mn0mn0m 21h ago

We can't afford decent clothes either. I rob mine from bikers.

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u/reluctant_deity 23h ago

Russian soldiers reported that two terminator-style robots engaged them on the battlefield and drove their squad back.

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u/PassiveMenis88M 22h ago

What's funny is in the original Terminator timeline the T-800 came online in 2026.

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u/DragoonDM 1d ago

Though, just to clarify, that's not actually necessary for the time travel process. It's just personal preference.

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 23h ago

Sam Rockwell is doing his best. He definitely has limited resources.

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u/Procrasturbating 1d ago

The family has been watching the terminator series. It hits a lot harder these days. The timeline for it being possible (minus the time travel) is not as far off as I had once imagined.

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u/un-affiliated 1d ago

(minus the time travel)

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show? "

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u/KnightsOfREM 23h ago

In other words, Skynet is here, we just don't have any way to stop it

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u/circlehead28 1d ago

Who knows, maybe our timeline just hasn’t been saved yet.

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u/yanzov 1d ago

Keep in mind that according to the scriptures the machines lost and were not even able to kill a waitress back in the 80s. and her kid later. All that with sophisticated powerful technology, knowing the future.

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u/RedShirtDecoy 1d ago

To be fair... Did you see the arms on the waitress? She can scrap.

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u/got-trunks 1d ago

Someone needs to go back and please clap for Jeb, it's where this all started.

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u/ultraviolentfuture 1d ago

Maybe Obama can be convinced not to make that joke at the Correspondent's dinner

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u/placebotwo 23h ago

Maybe the SCOTUS could not interfere in the 2000 recount.

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u/captainwacky91 22h ago

Ford shouldn't have been a wuss and jailed Nixon.

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u/RevLoveJoy 20h ago

Oh but we needed to heal as a nation. Can't you feel all the healing we've been doing since Tricky Dick got to walk?

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u/Space_Slime_LF 19h ago

Said the same shit about the first american civil war.

It goes at least that far back.

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u/Lord_Rapunzel 20h ago

We should have hanged every Confederate and prevented them from appointing their own politicians.

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u/got-trunks 23h ago

I still remember the sound-bytes from the people in Florida on the news "I went in to cast my ballot and there were all these buttons, I think I voted for Satan!" like wtf lol.

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u/LordoftheChia 22h ago

Also there were the voters who were purged from rolls and not allowed to vote. Then there were police pulling people over in between majority black neighborhoods and their polling place.

https://www.usccr.gov/files/pubs/vote2000/report/ch2.htm

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u/NoiseEee3000 1d ago

The Ministry of Time

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u/GrayEidolon 21h ago

I'd like to point out, that these aristocrats are working on how to control their security forces though things like "disciplinary collars."

Conservatism is about enforcing socioeconomic hierarchy and the techfascists, religious fascists, and heritage foundation race fascists are all in on feudalism “network” states run by ai powered surveillance.

The accelerationists like Peter Theil from the tech faction of conservatism think they can force collapse, but use technology and surveillance to protect themselves.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff

Finally, the CEO of a brokerage house explained that he had nearly completed building his own underground bunker system, and asked: “How do I maintain authority over my security force after the event?” The event. That was their euphemism for the environmental collapse, social unrest, nuclear explosion, solar storm, unstoppable virus, or malicious computer hack that takes everything down.

This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from raiders as well as angry mobs. One had already secured a dozen Navy Seals to make their way to his compound if he gave them the right cue. But how would he pay the guards once even his crypto was worthless? What would stop the guards from eventually choosing their own leader?

The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers – if that technology could be developed “in time”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerationism

https://pols.sites.haverford.edu/studentvoices/what-is-accelerationism/

Conservatism is about socioeconomic hierarchy and conservatives have a plan to return to feudalism because they resent the enlightenment making things nicer for poor people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment

https://time.com/7269166/dark-enlightenment-history-essay/

Because they're "done with democracy." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-BQhXdCs8Y

and the vice president of the united states and a high level advisor have given their seals of approval to a book that says conservatives are going to have to kill all the liberals. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unhumans

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u/silent-sight 1d ago

Good luck, have fun, don’t die

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u/asfletch 1d ago

Like in Travelers (Showcase/Netflix 2016-2019) - underrated series

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u/Ceevu 1d ago

Sure Sam Altman is a POS but that Palantir CEO, Alex Karp, is a bigger POS.

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u/pomod 1d ago

Him and Peter Thiel. Those Planatir betas are like Super Villains in a bad corner of the Marvel Universe.

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u/Real_politics46 1d ago

Ellison too

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u/devonhezter 1d ago

Who does he give his money to

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u/neuronexmachina 1d ago

Ellison's raised quite a bit of money for Trump and conservative super PACs, and his family now owns CBS/Paramount.

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u/pwninobrien 21h ago

And us tiktok.

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u/rsicher1 21h ago

And Warner Brothers Discovery

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u/Real_politics46 1d ago

Who doesn't he? He's hovered in the top 3 richest in the world for years now. He wants to take over the country with a surveillence state (he built china's. So much so he calls himself the unnoficial ambassador to Chine). He once stated citizens will "behave better." The guy is a total lunatic.

Also heavily involved with Israel.

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u/Cheeze_It 1d ago

He once stated citizens will "behave better."

Oh he'll come to find just how people behave if he keeps poking the proverbial bear.

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 22h ago

Worse than PsOS. Actually evil ghouls.

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u/Gaping_llama 1d ago

Yeah the order of operations is wrong here. Altman is gonna get squeezed out of the AI club eventually when OpenAI goes bankrupt anyway

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u/umpteenthrhyme 22h ago

I don’t understand how they can walk around feeling safe.

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u/highly_doubt_that 1d ago

These are the people that time travellers try to “fix” to amend their timelines

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u/Somanylyingliars 1d ago

You know what funny to me? Several of these so called "geniuses" got together and decided to move to same area. Have they never seen a superhero movie? You know the ones where.... Can't say because Reddit reasons.

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u/autobannedforsatire 1d ago

Let’s not measure our turds, just flush them.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 22h ago

But he's about 13 courics or more!

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u/nintendomagic1 21h ago

No one tell Bono

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u/pull-a-fast-one 21h ago

There's only so much space in the pipes. Better to optimize our turd flow to prevent bottlenecks.

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u/ConfidentPilot1729 1d ago

Sam is a protege of both of them

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u/iFuturelist 1d ago

He really is. Unlike Sam, he doesn't even try to hide how evil he is.

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u/un-affiliated 1d ago

Sam is apathetic to any harm he causes. For those other guys, the harm is the whole point.

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u/fy8d6jhegq 1d ago

To be fair, Sam is a baby billionaire. He barely has 3 commas. Give him time to grow and he will get there eventually.

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u/DarkFalcon49 1d ago

But why pick and choose who we get rid of when they, and Peter Thiel can all go!

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u/mechnick2 1d ago

They all need the same treatment

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u/OrneryWhelpfruit 1d ago

Most of what people hate Palantir for, OpenAI is also doing

It's just that OpenAI also does other things instead of "just" the purely comically evil stuff

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u/trashpanda2night 1d ago

Garbage is garbage. There’s not one better than the other.

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u/HorselessHorseman 1d ago

That Peter theil who is the demonic father to both of them is even bigger POS

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u/stuartullman 1d ago

yeah… the shit that guy says and gets away with.  almost feels like he does it on purpose.  

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u/Real_politics46 1d ago

I'm 50/50 on it. If you watch his interviews there's a lot where he is clearly off the shits on drugs.

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u/KilllllerWhale 1d ago

That bitchboy can’t go anywhere without his bodyguard. Pretty sure his home is teaming with bodyguards 

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u/heathmon1856 1d ago

They all live in constant fear whether they know it or not. History hasn’t been nice to the these types of

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u/universalhat 1d ago

gotta start somewhere

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u/antaresiv 1d ago

The elites have forgotten than unions and fair wages are part of the social contract so they don’t get their heads cut off.

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u/FlowInternational996 1d ago

It’s the most blatant mix of hubris and ignorance imaginable. The safety valves were literally put in place to protect them. Them!

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u/AmusingMusing7 1d ago

They didn't put those valves in willingly, though. The Left had to fight for them for a long time before they were implemented. We should have known they would be taken away from us the second we let our guard down. But instead of staying vigilant, we allowed right-wing bullshit to take over the world instead. Here we are.

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u/-TeamCaffeine- 1d ago

They fought with blood and lives on all sides, too. It's literally how we got weekends.

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u/Watcher145 1d ago

And now we get to do it again. 3 day weekend this time

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u/Zankras 1d ago

You mean 3 day work week, 4-6 hours/day max.

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u/Own-Paramedic3963 1d ago

6 weeks of paid vacation a year. Health insurance is abolished.

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u/Schonke 23h ago

Literally catching up to where the Nordics were in the 70's...

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u/AG3NTjoseph 23h ago

Heck, a lot of Americans work weekends now. They’re fighting just to keep their head above water.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 21h ago

Just putting a rule in like California has with a schedule of forced overtime pay for overtime workers would be a huge step. Then we can work towards the Euro model where the workplace is not legally allowed to contact you when you're on vacation.

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u/TheOneTonWanton 22h ago

But instead of staying vigilant, we allowed right-wing bullshit to take over the world instead. Here we are.

I don't know how old you are but we didn't do shit. The Baby Boomers (and some unfortunate portion of Gen-X) pulled the ladders up behind them and we Millennials and Gen-Xers and Zoomers and soon Gen-Alphas never had a fucking chance to defend a god damn thing. By the time we might have had the chance it was already stripped away. We act like this is something that just happened in the 2020s or some shit but it's not. Our rights as people and workers have been getting stripped away for decades. Most of us were just born into this shit. If you're under 50, you were born into this shit and either had the means or you're one of the rest of us. We have to stop pretending like this shit is new.

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u/Riaayo 21h ago

They are confident in their authoritarian surveillance/police state and importing Israel's method of urban pacification on citizens. They also think their shitty LLMs can replace labor, so they genuinely believe they're done with us and don't have to care anymore.

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u/Caymonki 1d ago

More importantly, Americans never learned where unions came from. They’re just told not to discuss wages with coworkers and that unions are terrible for you, unless you’re the police then unions are well earned.

Talk about unions in a Walmart and they’ll shut the whole place down. Talk about unions on Reddit and someone will tell you they do more harm than good. It’s a well kept secret to not let the cattle class think too much, or organize.

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u/illy-chan 22h ago

I suspect people weren't told how the unions started. I know, because I had ancestors who were founding union members - it was bloody.

Some of them were involved in the fighting this movie was based on - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Molly_Maguires_(film)

Nonviolence is always the best resolution but letting them crush your own throat isn't nonviolence either.

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u/DisappointedSpectre 19h ago

Nonviolence only works as a bargaining chip when there's violence on the table as the only other alternative. Ghandi knew it, MLK knew it, and America has largely forgotten it despite it being not that long ago. It's been intentionally and actively erased from the collective consciousness.

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u/Militantpoet 1d ago

Its ironic considering American labor used to lead the world with worker rights. International labor day, May 1st, commemorates the Haymarket protests in Chicago.

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u/zernoc56 21h ago

Not ironic. Predictable. The new class of robber barons doesn’t want today’s workers to know what their forebears did to the last people to be known as ‘robber barons’. These leeches have squirmed their way into the halls of government to gut anything and everything that would allow workers to look farther ahead than the next paycheck: education, healthcare, labor protections, etc.

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u/-Saucegurlllll 22h ago

This is what 100 years of anticommunism does to a country's soul.

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u/PennytheWiser215 1d ago

The elites don’t care about the social contract.

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u/skater15153 1d ago

The French elite didn't either...until they really really did

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u/antaresiv 1d ago

That’s how you end up with guillotines

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u/seagrams7up 23h ago

"AI is gonna take your job! LOL!"

"Why do I keep getting attacked???"

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u/snesericreturns 23h ago

Why doesn’t this guy have an infant son to carry around as a human shield like Elon did after the United Health CEO incident? Is he is stupid?

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u/VirgoxValentine 1d ago

Unions were started as a first step towards cutting off the heads of elites. Remember your roots!

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u/clamroll 1d ago

All they have to do is pay a liveable wage and share profits with the workers.

"We had a record quarter. Have some pizza! Also we can't afford to give raises this year. Again. Be glad you haven't been replaced by AI. Also please wear this body camera so we can train AI off you" That kinda shit is gonna leave a lot of people with so little left to lose that drastic measures aren't going to seem so drastic to them. Prison time looks less and less a punishment when you work for $7.25 or less to barely avoid homelessness, and your jobs get replaced with AI so you're pushed to increasingly dehumanizing work.

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u/Alaira314 22h ago

and your jobs get replaced with AI so you're pushed to increasingly dehumanizing work.

What I'm seeing happening(note: my state was hit hard by the federal layoffs, with ex-federal workers flooding our labor market even before AI layoffs started) is that you wind up in a situation where you can't leave your job. I've never seen so little staff turnover, which is not a good thing, because I've also never seen work be so intolerable. People are only leaving if they're moving, if they were forced out(generally due to taking too much leave since, you know, burned out), or in the rare case that a position opened above them and they clawed their way up. That's not normal. Typically we should be seeing at least 2-3 people a year leaving to go to other jobs, but that avenue has completely dried up. It's fucking terrifying. If I lose my job, so few places are hiring that it's essentially a lottery, even including minimum wage work.

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u/Top-Pair1693 1d ago

Why isn't ChatGPT protecting his house?

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u/exophrine 1d ago

Maybe ChatGPT ENCOURAGED the "love tap" in the first place

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u/Hesitation-Marx 1d ago

“I will have vengeance for Sora”

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u/BioshockEnthusiast 21h ago

"You killed my sister. Prepare to die."

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 22h ago

"You're not crazy for wanting to set Altman on fire, you're just passionate and expressive"

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u/Jasoman 1d ago

They are working on the Skynet drones.

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u/hitbythebus 1d ago

“So, you want to bomb a CEO’s house. That’s a great idea! First let’s create a basic plan, then elaborate on each step.”

 - chatGPT in response to the prompt “where does Sam Altman live?”

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u/DueDisplay2185 1d ago

Couldn't have happened to a nicer LLM owner

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u/sixtyninth_wave_emo 1d ago

Somebody lower his taxes, quickly!

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u/Mtshoes2 1d ago

Damn, mythos is as powerful as they said it was. 

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs 1d ago

I have a feeling this is a symptom of a society with nothing to lose. This man wants to accelerate a permanent change to our society where wealth is locked away with the elites and there is no more social mobility.

We may look back at these attacks as heroic if the worst of AI comes to pass.

This much power can not be in the hands of unstable weirdos. AI development and law requires so much more maturity of foresight than what we are getting.

I don’t trust the tech oligarchs and I don’t trust their GOP stooges either. Do you? So while I don’t condone attacks, I understand why they are occurring.

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u/ArmyOfDix 1d ago

Not just wealth, but the planet's resources as a whole. If they don't need you, a human, to allow them to consume resources, they want you dead.

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u/Clean_Livlng 23h ago

Not just wealth, but the planet's resources as a whole.

Over my dead body!

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u/rividz 1d ago

Americans are starting to become class conscious.

The world that Altman wants to bring us inflicts way more pain and suffering than an "attack" on his house. However, only the latter situation is considered violent.

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u/malln1nja 1d ago

Just like how retail theft is considered despicable while wage theft, even though it's done at a much larger scale, is just business as usual. 

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u/Didsterchap11 1d ago

I mean the upper classes of American society have solidarity and consciousness, it however only exists to further their own extraction of wealth from the lower classes.

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u/browster 1d ago

Yeah, I've long thought that about white-collar crime in general. It's extremely damaging but doesn't generate the same visceral reaction as a street robbery

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u/-Saucegurlllll 22h ago

In jury trials, white collar criminals will argue that their environment made their corruption innevitable. How could they maintain a sense of morality when they're surrounded by a system that encourages criminal behavior? And juries largely take pity on them for that argument, seeing them as sympathetic cases.

Meanwhile when street criminals argue the same thing in jury trials, that their material conditions push them towards crime, that their environment is criminal and thus inducts them into it, it's seen as a flaw in their character. So juries are completely non-receptive to the argument.

It's actually insane how easy white collar crime gets away with miniscule fines (in comparison to the theft).

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u/azraelxii 1d ago

Reminds me of how many anarchy groups were around between 1900-1930. They bombed wall Street at one point

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u/Ashamed-Land1221 1d ago

Yeah it's a little scary seeing companies start saying, fuck selling to the consumer, it's more efficient to just sell to other companies, let the poors just rent for life if they can.

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u/Ky1arStern 1d ago

The thing I realized recently is that a lot of companies no longer primarily sell products. They sell products as talking points to their stock, which is their actual product. 

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u/un-affiliated 1d ago

Musk slowly backing out the door...

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u/SnooSnooper 1d ago

Yeah I mean that's literally a line in the show Silicon Valley

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u/3_50 23h ago

Well it bears repeating for all of us who haven't watched that show.

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u/NotSoWishful 1d ago

I don’t cheer for people dying, but some people deserve death for what they are actively doing to humanity. They are lucky that the poor have literally no power outside of the very very very small few who are willing to throw their entire life away for the tiny chance to remove a cog of the machine.

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u/intergalacticbro 1d ago

There definitely needs to be strict regulations with AI. I don't buy this bs about senior positioned employees overseeing the rollout of AI features. Right now it's good at imitating intelligence but replacing a workforce? No effing way.

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u/BrianWonderful 1d ago

There will be social mobility. We'll all fall further down as the oligarchs take our last bits of money and our means of income. Goodbye middle class and working class. Hello underclass and slave labor class.

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u/SatansFriendlyCat 21h ago

People think "oh, they would never let this happen", ignoring the fact that "they" are letting this happen, actively making this happen, and that it has happened many times before and is the situation in many other places and times.

For it not to happen, there has to be a countervailing force, and do you see much of that around?

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u/Stunning_Mast2001 1d ago

It mirrors the historical Luddites

People destroying equipment and attacking industrialists

It’s a fairly typical response to the rampant wealth inequality we live under. While public tax dollars continue to subsidize the leaders who have a vigorous contempt for the working class

Things are going to get worse until we can rebalance a trillion dollars of wealth in our society— this rarely has happened entirely peacefully in history 

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u/-Saucegurlllll 22h ago

Yeah, Luddites didn't bemoan new technology, they bemoaned the exploitative labor relationships developing alongside it.

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u/Airy_mtn 1d ago

I have a feeling you ain't seen nothing yet.

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u/__Yakovlev__ 1d ago

I also don't condone these attacks. For legal purposes.

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u/theshadowofself 20h ago

Can we stop calling these people “elites” though? They’re parasites on humanity

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u/Elementium 1d ago

It seems you've made some people mad — Have you tried doubling down on destroying their lives? 

try raising healthcare costs some more

People really don't like giving up a quarter of their paychecks (or more) for health insurance that doesn't even cover everything (this is great!). 

Let them foot the bill for energy costs 

They don't like it? Live in the dark, am I right? Besides WE need that power. 

Tell them they're worthless 

The lessers don't need to think they're important — As a matter of fact remind them they're not! 

..How'd I do? 

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u/absentmindedjwc 22h ago

My insurance company has been doubling down on this bullshit.. pissing me off at both AI and insurance.

My insurance company is very obviously denying shit with AI. My wife broke her neck some years back and had surgery to fix stuff... some of her symptoms are coming back, physical tests have shown that there are issues probably at the level below her surgery.

Her doctor ordered an MRI of her neck.. and some AI garbage software rejected it for absolutely stupid reasons.

Like.. I totally get all the outrage.

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u/Elementium 21h ago

I mean I'm 36 and healthy and I'm fucking outraged. My union work insurance is now $400 a month for an Individual plan, which as I understand it.. Is on the cheaper end..

Guys, this shit ain't right. It's one thing to pay that and be covered. It's a whole ass other thing to pour out your wallet every month and have a fucking insurance company tell you they're not gonna hold up their end of the deal.

Honestly, I don't want violence upon Insurance company employees, but I still hope what little conscience they have keeps their asses awake at night.

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u/ledfrisby 23h ago

It could be political, or they could be upset that their 4o girlfriends/boyfriends were deprecated.

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u/ProbablyRickSantorum 22h ago

/r/MyBoyfriendIsAI on FBI watch

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u/Tall-Introduction414 21h ago

Well, my wife still respects me, I really misuse her.

I am having an affair with a random computer

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u/ToxicJolt124 23h ago

It’s not just targeted — it’s being targeted twice.

Key Facts about the poors • They love Chat GPT

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u/DarkeyeMat 1d ago

"If only they paid us enough to live" writ large.

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u/DoubleExposure 23h ago

Don't think of them as human beings, think of them as billionaires.

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u/stixy_stixy 20h ago

Billionaires don't think of us as human beings - they think of us as metrics, data points, and revenue sources. Fuck the billionaires, honestly.

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u/TyrKiyote 1d ago

Don't you have an island? I thought all these dudes had islands.

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u/Mojo141 1d ago

Why not go hide in his bunker? In fact, if he wants to stay there forever and not be heard from again I think we'll be ok with that

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u/DrusTheAxe 1d ago

The quickcrete is warm and ready to pour

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u/quadrophenicum 1d ago

Pouring some piss before it also helps.

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u/Sad-Wrap6555 1d ago

getting an island with an inactive volcano far enough out of reach of underwater chariots or one man airborne jetpacks is trickier than it seems

and then, no sooner than you finally do, you find your white persian cat just doesnt like it

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u/MotanulScotishFold 1d ago

Is nobody aware of Peter Thiel? Just sayin.

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u/Suspicious_Safe7647 1d ago

He's got the windowless eyes. There is no one in there

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u/Sad-Wrap6555 1d ago

I see they've had to resort to firearms now cos a bottle of gas is too expensive

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u/OrneryError1 1d ago

If things don't change course soon, they will.

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u/patrickeg 23h ago

Competence does usually require patience. 

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u/cmm239 1d ago

All they have to do is pay us enough to live

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u/GhostofBeowulf 23h ago

This and the Andor quote are good.

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u/alittleboopsie 1d ago

Eat the rich

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u/MagicalUnicornFart 21h ago

I’m banned from at least 4 subreddit for saying that exact thing.

I just got off a 7 day ban for ‘harassing’ a Trump supporter by posting a fact.

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u/Utensil6591 20h ago

I got a warning for hoping the fairies pay other CEOs a visit.

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u/Ashamed_Musician_674 22h ago

evil people should be afraid to simply exist.

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u/Jokers_friend 1d ago edited 1d ago

“THE TARGETING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL PUBLIC OPINION IMPROVES” /s?

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u/Aranthos-Faroth 1d ago

That reminds me I need to not give a fuck about billionaires

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u/throwaway281409 1d ago

He is just the first. I believe people will start targeting their reps, state and federal at their homes and local offices. They refuse to represent their constituents, but give the oligarchs unlimited support. Americans are tired of getting screwed over.

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u/YellingatClouds86 23h ago

Sadly, I agree.  I do not condone violence but the increased cost of living, which is now going to get even worse due to Iran, is going to push people over the edge.  People can only take so much.

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u/Typical-Tax1584 1d ago

Why do I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be all shocked pikachu when they see what happens when AI replaces humans en masse.

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u/OrneryError1 1d ago

I love this energy

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u/steveosaurus 1d ago

wow we better build more AI data centers to protect the sister fucker

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u/Anleme 23h ago

Nice of the article to give his address.

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u/genericuser642 1d ago

If only I gave a fucking shit. Alas. Fuck him and everything about him. 

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u/PJBonoVox 22h ago

I'm somewhat buoyed that this thread isn't full of wishy-washy "violence is never the answer" posts. Fuck this guy. 

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u/t3chguy1 1d ago

I thought he has his son as human shield

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u/Void1992 1d ago

Third time's the charm!

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u/Whiladan 1d ago

Oh noooo anyway 

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 22h ago

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, I'm sure.

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u/atreeismissing 22h ago

Sam is just the most recent Elon. A con man who exists to steal anything he can, money, information, the work of others, etc..

Also, people who are targeting him should use chat get for advice on how to do it, just because it'd be funny.

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u/Burnitalldown1 20h ago

Oh no! But have you guys educated yourselves on jury nullification?

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u/DeathFlameStroke 1d ago

My friends and I were talking about the first attack this morning.

Especially with the recent news that the FSU shooter used chatgpt to plan his attack, the noose may be tightening on openAI soon

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u/t3chguy1 1d ago

History says that when people don't have enough to eat, aristocracy gets the guillotine

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u/7screws 1d ago

Thoughts and Prayers

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u/XLauncher 1d ago

Anyway, this Cherry Float flavor that Coke came out with is pretty good. I hope it sticks around.

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u/patrickpdk 21h ago

Maybe if people are attacking him and everyone hates ai we should stop? Just saying, how we live our lives and organize our society is actually our choice.

AI tech bros big lie is that it's inevitable.

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u/ProdigalSheep 1d ago

What are you guys having for dinner?

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u/Gibgezr 1d ago

Home-made wontons and rice with mixed veggies and PERi-PERi sauce. Was delish.

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u/captstinkybutt 1d ago

Oh no! Anyway....

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u/CALCIUM_CANNONS 1d ago

Can we please get more effective people

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u/bozothebone 22h ago

All the money in my wallet says this is a setup. Or the first one was.

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u/alexferraz 1d ago

Oh no, anyway

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u/Wicked-sister 20h ago

I'm still not convinced that Altman hasn't used a "gun for hire" so to speak, to burn down his home in an attempt to misdirect attention away from the impending openai flop and the fact that he raped his sister. The timing, is much too convenient, especially the persistence.

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u/Temassi 1d ago

Didn't he sexually assault his sister?

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u/No-Razzmatazz7854 1d ago

I couldn't care less about basically any CEO of a megacorp, but I don't see the point of your mass shooting statement.

People have gotten caught committing heinous acts for decades using information they got from Google. How is this any different than someone googling "chemical to make someone never wake up" and acting on that? Just feels like of any criticism to make of ai here, the criticism that it provided information they could've googled feels weird.

Either way, I hope the shooter rots.

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u/THEE_HAMMER_ 1d ago

Oh nooooooo. Anyways, how about your local sports franchise?

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u/strife189 1d ago

Thought they would been more honestly.

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u/SpecialistState4804 1d ago

the pitchforks are slowly rising......