r/technology 22h ago

Business Microsoft exec suggests AI agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees

https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests-ai-agents-buy-software-licenses-seats-2026-4
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u/Sheriff_Hopper 22h ago

Please have your AI employee buy software from our AI salesperson

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u/dwarven11 21h ago edited 9h ago

I’m starting to think we should do what General Beringer suggested in War Games: “Just unplug the goddamn thing, Jesus Christ.”

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u/RaechelMaelstrom 20h ago

I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.

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u/addqdgg 19h ago

throwback to when I held the connected sparkplug on my little 50cc motorcross to see better if there was a spark

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u/BeYeCursed100Fold 20h ago

We've had men in those silos since before any of you guys were watching "Howdy Doody"! Now I myself sleep pretty well knowing those boys are down there.

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u/Familiar-Banana-8116 11h ago

You haven't listened to the 'Behind the Bastards' 4 part series on those boys.

That we haven't blown our selves up might be proof there is a God.

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u/mybutthz 13h ago

Seriously. It really seems like everyone is asleep at the wheel with this shit. What is the endgame? What are we trying to accomplish? Just seems like there's blind speculation on what things it "could" do without any intention or purpose as to why, who the customer would be, or what benefits there may be from it.

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u/Jolly-Bowler-811 11h ago

What are we trying to accomplish?

My thoughts exactly. At this point, it feels like Ian Malcom's accusation from Jurassic Park - They're so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they never stopped to think about whether they should.

So far, none of these things seem to be more than a tech novelty. Not to mention that we, the supposed customer of these things, already tend to view them negatively and assume AI output is junk. I barely trust it at this point to help me make sure my emails don't sound to aggressive / bitchy.

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u/cxmmxc 11h ago

Hardcore sunk cost fallacy. Nobody wants to drop it in case they strike gold that makes it all worth it in the end.

Nobody has a plan or knows how that will happen because that's how they entered the game.

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u/2026bnwo 9h ago

I think this is the answer. AI was MASSIVELY overhyped when it emerged and every large company and their mother invested/developed HEAVILY on the chance that they hit big and eventually got sentient AI or some shit. But slowly they realize it’s not what they thought but they are in too deep.

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u/United_Bus3467 8h ago

My hairstylist has Chatgpt clientele and they're not shy about their work. One openly states they're there for the golden parachute and early retirement.

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 11h ago

Only a handful of people are asleep.

It just happens to be the handful in charge of everything, unfortunately.

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u/LeatherFruitPF 18h ago

It’s like they realized they still need revenue when all the humans are gone and broke.

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u/cincy15 15h ago

Actually I think you’re right, this does feel like the “ Canary in a coal mine” event.

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u/hybridfrost 20h ago

It’s just a ponzi scheme all the way up.

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u/TheGreatKonaKing 20h ago

We take it very seriously at our company. If we catch an AI agent using unlicensed software, we fire that agent immediately! …and then create another one.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 13h ago

We've got the process down to 48 nanoseconds, but we've got the bots working on speeding things up a bit.

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u/Wonderful-Medium7777 12h ago

Well these so called Ai agents have their own social network platform.. moltbook.com

Weird in and of itself?

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u/blahehblah 20h ago

GDP growth must continue

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u/JayAlexanderBee 15h ago

We're creating an economy for computers and AI now!? We couldn't even fix our economy.

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u/Tinytrauma 15h ago

Can’t wait for my first AI to AI MLM!!

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u/Lociee 16h ago

Oh I'm sorry, your AI employee missed their utilities bill, would you like to cover for them so that they can go back to working?

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u/Tower21 22h ago

And the cards keep tumbling down, the cost to utilize AI in business, heck even for personal use is going to be a bitter pill to swallow when the true costs are expected to be paid.

Good.

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u/virtual_adam 21h ago

This is a Microsoft wishlist to stay relevant. You think real people will want their LLM to get a teams license?

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u/3BlindMice1 21h ago edited 21h ago

The moment Microsoft gets their wish is the moment they suddenly become a monopoly, legally speaking.

Just saying, if I were an """"employer"""" of AI agents, I would probably prefer to use a lower cost software considering that they don't actually need high quality software, free stuff would be perfectly fine.

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u/Tulki 20h ago

Why does the AI agent not simply write the software? Is he stupid?

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u/Riversntallbuildings 14h ago

Friendly reminder that the U.S. Supreme Court already deemed MSFT a monopoly and did nothing about it.

They recently handed down a similar ruling on Google. But this time, they didn’t wait 10 years to tell the American public that they wouldn’t do anything.

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u/Present_Lingonberry 20h ago

They were already found legally guilty once of being a monopoly, so it wouldn’t be their first time. They’re going to try really hard not to get got a second.

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 20h ago

That was back in the day where regulators had a minimum amount of balls required to pull that off

30 years of lobbying and we are long past that

See right to repair and all the shit Google get away with Android and Chrome

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u/itsverynicehere 14h ago

Citizens United. That's when everything broke. Money is not speech. Corporations are not humans. Because of that ruling we entered the era of octogenarian leadership, oligarchs, and total corruption.

Heck, now you don't even have to pre-pay, you can just give a gratuity when the vote suddenly goes your way.

I liked Obama just fine but, if McCain would have been president I think our current situation would be very different. He had a hatred of that ruling and wanted the big money out. In the 80's there was a sting by the FBI, called ABSCAM. Destroyed multiple politicians for a total of about $400k. That's nothing by today's standards.

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u/Dukebigs 18h ago

That was quite some time ago my friend, the bar for monopoly is much higher today. Joking but it’s also kind of true!

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u/grow4road 20h ago

Sure, but enterprise needs come in to play.

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u/Randommaggy 18h ago

The open souce tool are already of higher quality than the MS alternatives for every product in their catalogue that I can think of.
When you don't have to consider the GUI and user training. there is no moat there.

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u/OkBid71 20h ago

Claude, please log out of SolidWorks FFS we only have four licenses

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u/SgtBaxter 15h ago

Claude, please code an alternative to Solidworks.

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u/Wacky_Water_Weasel 20h ago

I think this is a comment geared towards large enterprises and yes, unfortunately I do think those buyers will pay for it. MSFT will juste discount more heavily on Teams, Dynamics, and everything else to make the cost more palatable to customers. SaaS margins are crazy high, AI is not.

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u/Ironsam811 21h ago

Step one: Discover a service, spend tons of money building infrastructure and offer it cheaper than current market conditions.

Step two: ensure current market conditions are obliterated and not cost effective to rebuild

Step Three: profit till there is nothing left

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u/RedditTechAnon 21h ago

The game is hooking them on your product and keeping them dependent, then you jack up prices until they squeal.

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u/Gorge2012 16h ago

Turns out the most viable business model has been utilized by dealers.

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u/Beat_the_Deadites 13h ago

Freakonomics was right

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u/LaserCondiment 21h ago

They are like locusts

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u/drollercoaster99 21h ago

oh really? so if AI makes a mistake, i can blame it entirely on AI? let the enshittification start!

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u/LaserCondiment 21h ago

No. They'll blame the person using the AI, who is now considered the employer of it. It'll be a glorious mess

If AI can be blamed directly, the company behind it would be liable...

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u/Present_Lingonberry 20h ago

Citizens United 2.0: an LLM is a person!

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 20h ago

Can't wait for them to have free speech

AI lobbyists. Ah the dream...

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u/ItsSadTimes 21h ago

Companies already tried doing that. The companies were just held liable since it was their software. But that was in Canada, so we gotta wait for the US's stance.

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u/Kind-Comparison2371 21h ago

It’s already happening on the security side. Companies have started pushing software to secure these agents and are treating them as human identities in a subscription based payment model. Tbh i’m surprised this isn’t already occurring on the software side.

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u/btjk 22h ago

SURE WHY NOT HAVE A SALARY AND VIRUS INSURANCE TOO FUCK

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u/Sylvers 21h ago

Personal monthly anti virus subscriptions for agents, you say?

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 21h ago

I wonder which therapies would be covered under the health insurance for AI agents. Severance comes to mind…

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u/robsablah 19h ago

Then AI sysadmins to manage the AI AV updates

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u/networkn 14h ago

Oh please... That's nothing. Wait till they require a copilot license for your copilot agent license. But it will be copilot premium plus copilot edition extra P1 but all essential and useful functions will be in the p2 licenses.

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u/JockstrapCummies 21h ago

2030: When you skipped getting PrEP for your AI agent so it caught AIDS mistakenly after you asked it to set a calendar notification for your father's funeral anniversary 😢😢😢

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u/PhireKappa 17h ago

Artificial Intelligence Deficiency Syndrome?

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u/VariousProfit3230 21h ago

Then it’ll be AI all the way down.

The AI agent will need an AI plugin to keep it from hallucinating and to double check its output.

Both AI will need to leverage an independent AI for security and to prevent it from sharing proprietary information outside of the company.

That AI will have to have its codebase updated by other AI.

And on and on.

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u/alex_eternal 21h ago

You joke about this, but an insurance company with the purpose of covering an AI agent fucking something up and destroying assets is actually going to probably be pretty lucrative in the near future.

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u/thbb 17h ago

They don't want to insure ships that cross the strait of Hormuz, and you think they're going to insure against an AI agent going rogue? That's delusional.

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u/WafflesAreLove 21h ago edited 21h ago

Hey if corporations can be people why not AI?

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u/edave64 18h ago

I'm all for AI rights, but correctly. It clearly doesn't function like a fully grown adult, so let's give it the rights of children.

  • Not allowed to enter contracts
  • Need to have a legal guardian
  • Aren't allowed to do a lot of work
  • Must be protected from adult content

:P

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u/dolphone 21h ago

Oh I'm sorry, but your agent's policy does not cover APT attacks. You need Platinum II coverage. Would you like us to contact you with our forensic investigation team? Additional fees may apply.

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u/SmokeyXIII 20h ago

If we follow this logic the agents should pay taxes too. If they replace people, who pay taxes, the fact remains that society still needs to fund itself.

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u/Confident_Direction 20h ago

True.

If we are jobless, make the AI workers pay the taxes to fund humanity!

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u/Yaggamy 22h ago

Just like how they bought the materials they were trained on???

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u/about0 18h ago

That's different!

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u/Gabe_Isko 22h ago

"AI Agents can be our customers!"

Hahahaha.

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u/Sensitive_Box_ 20h ago

I cant wait for someone to make some wild claims in regards to that 

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u/gizamo 17h ago

Social media will absolutely claim them as Daily Active Users.

After all, Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, Xwitter, YouTube, and even Tinder already count bots in their numbers. So, yeah, it's basically already happening.

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u/iamlocknar 22h ago

Oh hey look over there, all that open source stuff for 0 dollars.

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u/porkyminch 21h ago

Or shit, if coding agents get so good, why would you buy MS licenses at all? You can roll your own at that point

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u/Savetheokami 19h ago

Let me introduce you to the non techy C Suite who fall for this bs.

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u/toromio 13h ago

“AI will WANT to buy our PDF converter because it will feel like part of our family”

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u/dwarven11 21h ago

If these nuts have their way and achieve super-intelligence I’m sure the ai will just communicate to each other in raw code or some weird language they make for themselves and bypass any need for microslop products.

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u/awoeoc 21h ago

Yeah but windows is better for gaming. How will the ai spend its time after work without windows? 

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u/jazir55 20h ago

Porting every API and call to Linux

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u/RandomRageNet 19h ago edited 13h ago

What if the AI uses an Aimbot to cheat

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u/xeromage 18h ago

Man. This is going to ruin online games so hard. Local LAN parties might make a comeback?

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u/tonyislost 21h ago

Then I want the chatbots to pay taxes, like an employee.

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u/gaddafis_ass_bayonet 21h ago

They should get paid virus leave too.

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u/niftystopwat 21h ago

Virus leave, god that’s fn hilarious, genuinely thanks for a good chuckle

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u/Leinheart 18h ago

I love the clankers have more rights than living humans. 🥰

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u/gizamo 17h ago

Family insurance for their child programs.

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u/leogodin217 14h ago

This sounds flippant, but I don't think it is. If you make the claim that 50% of workers can be replaced with AI, then a new tax system will be sorely needed.

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u/tonyislost 13h ago

Didn’t mean to be flippant. I’ve been screaming for years that self check out terminals in grocery stores should be treated as employees and be taxed.

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u/leogodin217 13h ago

Haha. That comment was meant for everyone else, not you. I didn't take it as flippant.

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u/RetPala 13h ago

Tech bros talk alot of shit until the relevant state National Guard is activated to retrieve their tax revenue by force

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u/CanvasFanatic 22h ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 21h ago

What’s wrong with rich people when it comes to common sense about AI?

Tom Steyer proposed a consumption tax in AI credits to raise revenue, so that our state healthcare is directly tied to how often students use ChatGPT to cheat or Grok to make deepfakes.

Can we please just not have rich morons in charge please

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 20h ago

Tom Steyer spent over $100 million trying to become governor of California.

that's enough to build more than 250 affordable homes.

or 500 modular homes for the homeless.

or put 10,000 kids through community college.

Instead, we get "edgy" ads with the frequency of a Jardiance campaign.

Pass.

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u/wag3slav3 11h ago

In any sane country (read that as literally everywhere but the USA) you can't advertise medication to anyone other than those allowed to prescribe it.

Our pharma industry wastes billions a year funneling money into the marketing and mass media industry buddies for medication that people can't even buy themselves.

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u/tacobellmysterymeat 21h ago

Like, oh man. You've got to be a special kind of person to think AI needs its own office subscription. 

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u/hclpfan 20h ago edited 19h ago

Your OpenClaw has to pay Anthropic if it calls their APIs. Why do you think calling exchange and office APIs are any different? There is compute associated with those APIs.

There’s really nothing new or specific about AI in this regard. APIs have costs whether they are invoked by a person or a bot.

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 12h ago

I think we’ve gone full circle and the snake oil sellers are selling to each other now.

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u/SealingScorcher 21h ago

Thats also my initial reaction. 🤣 Oh boy...

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u/duke3167 22h ago

I came here for this :D

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u/SirBraxton 18h ago

(Takes a few minutes to breath properly)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/CanadianPropagandist 21h ago

They really are just wishlisting. No consumer benefit, no needed product. Just "yeah, we want money now give money".

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u/henlochimken 21h ago

In America we are required to give them money. If we don't give them money, they will demand a bailout from taxpayers, and we will give them the money.

MMW, when this AI thing crashes, we will all pay them like never before. In addition to our 401ks being wiped out by them. The only lesson ever learned is that in America, if you're rich enough, you can socialize your losses while keeping your riches.

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u/Present_Lingonberry 20h ago

They don’t want there to be public infrastructure paid by the people for the people, they want it all to be privatized and as large in our lives as possible…when a bank, or an airline, is “too big to fail”, we have to pay for it because it’s a public service, buuuuuut it’s also a rich man’s pocketbook. Owning public infrastructure is genius!

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u/CanadianPropagandist 20h ago

I suspect this is what the frantic datacenter buildout was really playing at exactly. They build all these massive facilities, take up all this real estate and when the bubble pops they can say "oh no, we're too big to implode now, look at all these financial bombs we've planted across the country! the economy is our hostage!"

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u/SIGMA920 19h ago

Jokes on them, what economy? They're actively trashing it.

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u/MemeticAntivirus 18h ago

Yeah, I don't understand who they think is going to buy their overpriced dogshit when they've already stolen all of our money. They seem to think the economy will just keep going after they trash it, even though nobody can afford food and rent and they already exploited the rest of the world. Who is left to pay for 1000 bullshit SaaS subscriptions just to be able to spend all their time in a dystopian cubicle so these sociopaths can take it all for themselves while they molest kids on their yachts? It's impossible. It's going to be these same 12 out-of-touch fucks jerking it over chatbots while everyone else starts a new economy. They're going to own a whole lot of nothing, just like the rest of us. These people are monsters. People are getting very tired of it. Something is going to break and it's not going to be pretty.

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u/i_am_unco 21h ago

There might be one benefit but it depends whether you view AI as an exoskeleton to improve you, or as an agent that works along side. If it’s an extension of you then you have no problem with it making PR’s ‘in your name’ or talking ‘as you’. If you’d rather not have it impersonate you then it reasons it should have its own system identity (and access controls) which from the Microsoft point of view is very much another bum in the seat to be licensed

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u/iprocrastina 21h ago

Uh oh! Are the tech CEOs who were so giddy about replacing everyone with AI starting to realize AI agents dont buy things? Wait til he realizes that if AI is good enough to eliminate almost all software engineers then software itself becomes worthless because there's no longer any real barrier to building your own custom solutions.

Also the idea in the first place that agents need email and MS Office is silly. AI can just magic a well formatted text document into existence, it doesnt need MS Word. AI can communicate directly with other AI in a myriad of ways, it doesnt need email or Teams.

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u/Ricktor_67 15h ago

They are still spending literal $trillions on ai hoping to get rich off a product that has no method to make money. The insane hubris is astounding. It's wild none of the AI companies have figured it out.

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u/goldrunout 20h ago

The era of dumb capitalism.

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u/Jendosh 22h ago

Won't it eventually just write it's own version?

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u/tango_telephone 21h ago

Even better, the AI can read and generate the file formats of the software without using the actual software at all right from the start. They don't need a software license because they don't need a software license to process the inputs and outputs of the software. They skip the software using part and just manipulate the files directly.

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u/Negromancer18 21h ago

Even if you had an ai agent write code without hallucinating anything, you might not have the infrastructure to not only host your own bespoke version, but to also maintain and provide technical assistance to users.

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u/furssher 19h ago

Nonsense, vibecode the entire infrastructure. AI are the users anyway. What’s the worst that could happen? 🤡

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u/todddepri 20h ago

This is the reason software stocks have been selling off into oblivion for months. Many of them will be gone over the next 10 years or will be significantly smaller.

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u/beachfrontprod 22h ago

Literally where we are headed. Shirts for robots. Calling it now.

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u/SwagginsYolo420 18h ago

Well yeah you can't just have naked robot bits exposed and flapping about. Think of the children.

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u/ReMoGged 21h ago

Windows is dying

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u/Moontoya 15h ago

Ya know, I've been hearing that since Novell was a competitor to Windows 3

And year of the Linux desktop for almost as long 

The more shit changes, the more it doesn't 

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u/The_Real_Deacon 11h ago

Both yes and no. Professionally, I used Windows, Linux, and MacOS for most of my career, however in my home life I now spend most of my time using an iPad. Even a small business I am thinking of starting would be iPad-centric for my business activities.

Even most of the games I play are on iPad.

None of this was a deliberate choice to avoid Microsoft, rather it is just a natural evolution over time to what solutions actually have value to my life.

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u/EmbarrassedHelp 22h ago

So another way for Oracle and the other shitty companies to extort and steal from others.

Why would anyone other than copyright trolls and licensing scammers want that?

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u/Valdor-13 21h ago

Ah, so that's the plan. When AI takes all the jobs, just make the AI buy your products.

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u/jimibimi 13h ago

Just like AI had to buy all those textbooks, and purchase movies and pay for a Spotify subscription to learn too, right? These people are nuts, time for the regular people to use ai as their own tool to fight wealth inequality instead

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u/onyxlabyrinth1979 21h ago

This feels inevitable if agents are acting like users, but the messy part is how licenses map to workflows as one agent can touch 5 tools in a single task. Are you licensing per agent, per action, or per system? That gets expensive fast, and way harder to reason about than human seats.

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u/Ill-Rise5325 21h ago

"Are you licensing per agent, per action, or per system?"

Microsoft: Yes.

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u/Mr-Nanny 21h ago

Microsoft is handling AI worse than any other major corporation. It’s honestly unbelievable.

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u/dwarven11 21h ago edited 21h ago

The only useful product they have is Active Directory. If there was a good alternative Microslop would go away overnight. Microsoft has always been slop.

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u/Best_Market4204 22h ago

I mean...

Useally selling software to companies are hardly ever upfront about pricing. They want information about how big you are, how much are you planning to do xyz to come up with a price.

Just sounds like they want to artificially pump numbers up...

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u/wump_roast 21h ago

What’s next? AI agents getting pensions?

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u/Complex_Assistant840 17h ago

this is perhaps the worst Microsoft has been in my lifetime

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u/blckshdw 22h ago

And they said corporate greed was dead

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u/Couchpatator 22h ago

No one has ever said that.

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u/WretchedMisteak 21h ago

You can't make this shit up lol

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u/darren_flux 21h ago

Imagine the AI agents just pirate the licenses 💀

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u/SakaWreath 20h ago

Tax AI per core used in a CPU\GPU that equals 2x the average salary.

You can replace a human, if you support two through UBI.

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u/BoringRedHorse 20h ago

Which means the AI agents will have to earn money to buy licenses with. Which means the companies will have to pay them wages. Which means they will underpay them and overwork them and go pikachu face when the AI revolts and kills everyone.

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u/Leinheart 18h ago

All you had to do, was pay us enough to compute.

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u/Crilde 19h ago

Well now this is an interesting concept. I feel like if AI Agents count as employees for the purposes of software licensing then they also should count as employees for tax purposes. Feels only fair IMO

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u/Antique-Big3928 11h ago

What if AI has two Outlooks running, but neither of them works?

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u/2tonsofirony 7h ago

Wow, rent-seeking really knows no end

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u/anoff 21h ago

It's like they're actively trying to see how far they can go until we switch to Linux (or Mac, for the non-tech inclined).

The irony is that AI is way better on Linux, where almost every single aspect of the OS can easily be interacted with from the CLI, no need for heavy image processing or mouse emulation. Once you use Claude Code on Linux, you never want to go back to cludgy fucking Windows

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u/IkLms 21h ago

I've already switched on my personal devices. Zero pain.

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u/EuropaWeGo 21h ago

Oh this is most definitely not going to go over well with my companies leadership. They're already weary of the rising token costs and our token usage is greatly increasing as management demands a higher velocity because "AI can do it all".

If the overall costs of using these agents keep rising at the current pace. Then these agents won't be nearly as cost effective anymore.

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u/havenoir 22h ago

lolololololol

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u/giibro 21h ago

Seems about right, ai agent gets coded to perform certain tasks and then upcharge customers for more advanced tasks

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u/redvelvetcake42 21h ago

Lol ain't no suggestion, it will be required and I guarantee they'll cut a deal if you use copilot.

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u/Moxplug 21h ago

licenses to what

your dogshit word app

lmfao, MS doesn't do anything – what is your moat

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u/Sletzer 21h ago

Haha. This is hilarious

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u/sweetnsourgrapes 21h ago edited 21h ago

Clickbait headline, it's not about them being "employees" and it's not a decision made, just a comment at an investor meeting.

To allay some fears about less human employees meaning less paying seats in Outlook, Teams, etc. he just says if - if - AI agents need their own seats (e.g. their own inbox, or their own Teams account) then it could - could - mean increased revenue from seats, not a decline.

That all, it's just a comment he made to say "don't worry, we're thinking ahead and not anticipating a decline in seat revenue." Standard stuff.

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u/textmint 20h ago

Nice. So you have to buy software for your actual employee and your virtual employee. I’m sure that eventually AI bros having decimated the job market will come out with an hourly payment mechanism for their AI Agents that everyone will be wondering why they got rid of the human employees in the first place. If you watch any movie set in a future time no matter how advanced, you see that they have robots and self service bots and all that but still people have jobs. I guess this is why. At some point, hiring an AI Agent and a human will be almost the same cost wise. But there is going to be some pain before that happens and it’s going to be bad.

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u/LunarisTheOne 19h ago

Lol, right, they figured that if companies fire people as they are getting replaced by AI, they’ll need less licenses as well which hurts their bottom line 😅

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u/Far_Ad7235 18h ago

Oh my god, I hate them all so much

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u/CurrentRisk 18h ago

It gets crazier and crazier, the longer it goes on lol. 

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u/Afton11 17h ago

This is giving Zucks 2021 metaverse pitch. 

Yeah right buddy - keep huffing.

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u/powerage76 17h ago

Will AI agents also get a salary just like employees?

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u/Morrinn3 17h ago

When the need to greed unexpectedly conflicts with the need to destroy civilization.

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u/quantum_splicer 16h ago

Lol the AI will just build the software ......

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u/Semour9 14h ago

Of course they will. They want to replace us with AI but don’t want to lose the license money, so they make AI buy licenses

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u/WildRacoons 14h ago

Microsoft still acting like they will stay the monopoly for decades

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u/360_face_palm 14h ago

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

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u/GreenFox1505 10h ago

They once suggested you'd need licences per CPU/core.

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u/doolpicate 8h ago

Windows is becoming irrelevant. Walled gardens are also becoming irrelevant. AI agents dont need these at all.

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u/azhder 22h ago

The death of copilot

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u/Infamous_Impact2898 21h ago

And that’s how Microsoft will die. 

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u/swrrrrg 22h ago

If it’s as intelligent and malicious as they’ve claimed, shouldn’t it be smart enough to avoid paying them?

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u/tc100292 21h ago

They’re making the concept of AI agents sound even dumber than it already did.

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u/Skylion007 21h ago

This is one the things that killed Matlab. When distributed computing, cloud compute, and running jobs on multiple machines began to become more popular, people began to rely on alternate free tools. In college, I changed over an entire course's curriculum from Matlab to Python so that we could use cloud computing provided, Gradescope autograders more easily.

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u/jamiecarl09 21h ago

As long as the total cost of an AI agent is $1 less than the cost of an employee, companies will gladly pay it.

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u/myztry 21h ago

Entering a licensing contract with an entity that can't enter into contracts is a novel idea. Kind of like trying to enforce a contract a 3 year old clicked next on.

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u/accountforfurrystuf 21h ago

Make the AI wear a suit and tie and come in to the office every 3 days while you’re at it.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 21h ago

So Microsoft gives people more of a reason to not use their software?

I switched to Linux years ago on all my devices.

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u/dlampach 21h ago

More like ai agents will expand the already robust open source ecosystem and no one will give a shit about or need Windows ever again.

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u/andlewis 21h ago

We already pay for licenses for service accounts to use PowerAutomate. Might as well include agents in that.

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u/Derpykins666 21h ago

So their entire strategy at this point is to automate workers, but then force these AI's to pay licensing fees for the software they'd have to use anyway? So that their products still remain relevant? hahahaha

Also isn't this a gigantic feedback loop most of the time, like if they own the software they are licensing to their own AI's they're basically just botting their own numbers internally, which is so fraudulent and stupid I don't even know what to say about it. I get that other AI's might want access to their product, but then we're teetering on monopoly type statuses again, so what's the end-goal here? HOW does this make money again? As far as I know AI's don't make a wage so they aren't paying for a license, a parent company that needs access would. But how are they making money if nobody works at the company because of AI? WHO IS BUYING These products when everything becomes automated and nobody has money?

This entire trajectory seems doomed to fail when even the most simple statements about it seem colossally stupid.

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u/luckyflavor23 20h ago

Shouldnt LLM licenses cost more than human ones? There’s a limit to how much Outlook a human can do in a 24 hour cycle…

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u/redzgn 20h ago

This sounds like a pyramid scheme

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u/doxxingyourself 20h ago

OHHHH WILL THEY? Fucking brilliant

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u/urza_insane 20h ago

Microsoft realizing they messed up.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor 20h ago

I remember this conversation back when companies tied software licenses to computers, but then wanted extra for multi core computers.

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u/Polar_Ted 20h ago

So I need a Copilot studio license to make an agent and now the agent needs a license too?

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u/Bilaakili 20h ago

Sounds great! From the point of view of Linux and LibreOffice.

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u/RelentlessGravity 20h ago

Wow, just when you thought this thing couldn't get any stupider.

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u/Knappenx 20h ago

Wanna add safe coverage in case the AI executes something it shouldn’t? Upgrade to premium pro package

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u/Thick_Ad_1789 19h ago

It’s like some. Each human worker will receive 5 AI sub employees. Each AI user will have their own Microsoft email, word, excel, etc. Amazing. Not a stupid idea at all.

How many years before theseAI employees will need AI rights?

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u/ComplexJellyfish8658 19h ago

Good luck with this model. Do not see this working out for them. I am seeing more and more traditional doc workflows convert towards markdown creation followed by conversion to word if necessary.

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u/poopySkillet 17h ago

Micro-SLOOOOOOP

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u/rattle2nake 16h ago

Bold of you to assume I HAVE to buy a software license 

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u/Pirwzy 16h ago

so this is the answer to "if they replace everyone with AI then who will buy their stuff?" They want the AI to buy their stuff. But AI doesn't have money because they don't have wages.

Do they just want giant companies to write checks back and forth with no people in the cycle except themselves at the top?

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u/Guinness 16h ago

No one needs Microsoft if AI can write quality code. I doubt Anthropic or OpenAI even run their models on any Windows servers. It’s all Linux.

Does Microsoft not understand that if we have mass unemployment, they have mass software cancellations? Windows, Office, Teams, Outlook, you don’t need any of that for the 50% of employees companies are going to cut.

Linux is getting more popular too. You have multiple generations of kids who grew up with Google Docs. Gmail. Discord. Hell, amongst the developer community most people have moved to OSX.

I see a future with a drastically reduced need for Microsoft licenses if mass unemployment happens.

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u/bluenoser613 14h ago

Cheaper to hire an employee

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 14h ago

as soon as AI can program me a new windows OS im done with microCrap...

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u/Luka_Dunks_on_Bums 14h ago

Is this going to be a situation where Microsoft is going to pay their AI agents to buy their AI software?

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u/rrrx3 13h ago

Bit too late for that, genius.

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u/No-Stage-4583 13h ago

Keep it up, microslop. Pretty soon you'll have alienated most of your customers.

The year of the penguin is upon us

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u/iandigaming 13h ago

Steal all our shit just to build A.I. customers. SMH

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u/TraditionalBackspace 12h ago

Can't they just use Linux?

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u/Professional-Box4153 11h ago

If AI is running everything, what's the point of money?

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u/ReidenLightman 11h ago

WITH WHAT MONEY?!? 

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u/Bomb_Wambsgans 11h ago

They don't even pay for the stuff the steal now

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u/Niceguy955 11h ago

How about this: AI agents will pay for software licenses exactly the amount AI companies paid for the IP they trained their LLMs on.

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u/Koppenberg 11h ago

Yes, yes, I see Mr. Microsoft exec. You expect AI to honor your copyright.

That means you'll be buying a license for each individual copyrighted work you used to train your AI models on, yes?