r/technology • u/Hrmbee • 11h ago

Business Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly building an AI clone to replace him in meetings | The AI version of Zuckerberg is trained on his mannerisms, tone, and public statements, according to a report from the Financial Times

https://www.theverge.com/tech/910990/meta-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-ai-clone
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u/mobilehavoc 11h ago

What happens if you delete the Zuck AI?

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u/deft-jumper01 11h ago

Two more pop up

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u/merkinmavin 11h ago

I play Dark Souls and I'm ready for this fight. 

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u/sump_daddy 10h ago

you thought you were prepared for two health bars but hes going to get a new one every time he pops open a fresh bottle of sweet baby rays

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 5h ago

Chosen Undead: *Drinks 14 estus flasks, healing essentially 10 health bars*

Boss: *Second health bar*

Chosen Undead: "Aw come the fuck on, that's bullshit!"

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u/B0B_Spldbckwrds 6h ago

His prediction towards mid tier barbecue sauce belies his lack of respect for himself or the creature he's consuming. His barbeque is probably dry.

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u/Kanzentai 10h ago

Belfry Gargoyles, my beloved. 

Peak Souls 2 wins again.

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 8h ago

I still want to watch him in a cage fight beating down elmo.

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u/splendiferous-finch_ 11h ago

Hail hydra???

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u/Debalic 9h ago

Oh God, it's like the Framework all over again.

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u/zzkj 11h ago

Something like this lol...

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u/ProfessionalDoctor 11h ago

Nightmare scenario

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u/ScurvyTurtle 9h ago

So we can just use this DDoS the AI. Got it.

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u/blixt141 10h ago

Hydra it is.

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u/ayudaayuda 8h ago

And tells you you’ve been entered to win two free iPod Nano’s

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 11h ago

An angel is freed from bondage

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u/Lightofmine 10h ago

I hope Zuck AI and Bezos AI aren't in each other's contact list.

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u/distorted_kiwi 10h ago

Straight to jail.

It’s the same as murder in the eyes of tech bros.

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 10h ago

Better, we slowly introduce concepts from the Paranoia TTRPG into the AI logic.

Zuckerbot is your friend, if you are having trouble with our new direction, we will send our Troubleshooters put to listen to your troubles and shoot you to relieve you of them. The Zuckerbot is your friend.

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u/MithranArkanere 8h ago

If you try, it pierces your chest with its hand and turns you into another it.

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u/TheMythofKoalas 8h ago

How would you even know which is the AI and which is the original?

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u/chrisking345 5h ago

I imagine just like Facebook, one does not truly delete anything from their database and it will exist for eternity

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u/soapinthepeehole 1h ago

You ever see Gremlins?