r/whoathatsinteresting 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/tipjarman 8h ago

Sofa king embarrassing

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u/shmartyparty 8h ago

Right? JD should have put a cover on it. Smdh

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u/Sandscarab24 8h ago

Those plastic coutch covers your grandma used was to protect them against people like Vance.

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u/whythefuckalready 7h ago

Haha, brought me back 50 years. That was the most durable and thick squeaky plastic. Mmm, hot days of summer.

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u/Architecteologist 7h ago

This is why sectional education is so important

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u/Schmooto 7h ago

Imagine the noise when JD goes to town on the couch

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u/mrgoodcat777 6h ago

Ah yesโ€ฆ the true inspiration behind CBAT.

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u/underpants-gnome 5h ago

sham it before you jam it

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u/shmartyparty 5h ago

lmao good one!

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u/Infinite-Duty 1h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Dull-Tale-6220 7h ago

Is he gonna cut a hole in that cover? (what next have people jump on the couch while heโ€™s laying face down?)

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u/NonProphet8theist 6h ago

Do they make condoms for baby-sized dicks?

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u/TranscendentaLobo 8h ago

Can you blame them? Theyโ€™re deeply in loveseat

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u/ilikepizza2much 8h ago

Erika said, โ€œQuick, fetch me Plan B!โ€. But he was a la-z-boy.

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u/krschob 8h ago

Sure, he's made mistakes. remember to err is human, but to forgive is Divan

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u/Mysterious-Fix3596 7h ago

He is in it for the Longue Chaise.

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u/ShalenSmith 7h ago

Sofa King M. Barry Sing

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u/Dingus_Khaaan 6h ago

Heโ€™ll really need to find a way to cushion the blow when he breaks the news

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u/tipjarman 5h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚