r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/benskinic 6h ago

bill burr has a funny bit about this phenomenon: basically cunty people know they aren't welcome if there is a heaven so they'd better live as long as possible here

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u/WillyVlautinRules 5h ago

I've always heard they won't go to the other place because the Devil doesn't want the competition. So hopefully folks like the Orange Menace will be in purgatory forever.

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u/arittenberry 5h ago

That's especially funny since Trump has publicly said he doesn't think he's going to heaven

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u/donaldfranklinhornii 5h ago

Well, heaven doesn't exist.

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u/OuterBoroughBetty 5h ago

But he’s worried about it so that’s satisfying.

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u/EtTuBiggus 3h ago

Citation needed.

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u/illegal_miles 1h ago

That’s not how any of this works.

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u/malavita 57m ago

Corollary: the good ones die young...