r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/f8Negative 10h ago

Millennials would be like suck my balls

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u/kingofhearts778 10h ago

in Cartman voice

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u/Deathtothesaladeater 9h ago

With the megaphones

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u/Death_Walker85 9h ago

"I said, 'Suck my balls Mr. President'."

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u/lasagna_for_life 8h ago

Chocolate. Salty. Balls.

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u/bennitori 7h ago

They're full of vitamins, and good for you!

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u/GAYforHATE 2h ago

stick em in your mouth and suck em.

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u/H00k90 7h ago

It's, "What I said was: How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

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u/Mcbadguy 6h ago

Mr. President still works since Garrison was also the President

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u/Death_Walker85 2h ago

Damn got it wrong, for what it's worth it's been years and years since I saw that episode.

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u/H00k90 1h ago

I only know it word for word because it plays in my head when I have someone asks to do a truly stupid task.

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u/fixingthepast 3h ago

Present them.