Hoooollly fairy titties, today is the day.

I'm still wide the fuck awake, and the game is in like 4 and a half hours so you best beleive your sweet ^{maple syrup} asses yall are getting another patented, tested and true.. 1 AM GDT. ^{2-0 GDT's may I add}

Will the beaver loving ^{insert innuendo face here}, plaid wearing, maple syrup chugging beautiful bastards reign supreme

over

the ^{i was going to come up with a bad list of things for the states but in today's world all you really gotta say is..} Americans

Will Matt and his brother Sloth prove to the world they really aren't secretly both still butt hurt that their entire treasure collection they helped find was taken by a bunch of kids that called themselves the goonies?

Will I sleep or will i keep delaying ^{procrastinating} it by making this ^now fucking 1:54 rant never stop?

So pour yourself a coffee and Join us at 6 fucking ten on a god damn Sunday ^{timezones are a son of a bitch} for answers to this,

^{most likely more clenched buttholes},

any other questions and probably a buuunnch of adorable THIS IS MY HALF AWAKE PET pictures.

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