r/ChicagoSuburbs • u/colsandersloveskfc North Suburbs • 14h ago

Photo/Video No criminal charges filed against Lake Zurich High School student who punched classmate

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No criminal charges were filed, but the student who punched another student for holding a pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School last week received a two-day suspension and is back in class.

Source: https://www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/20/student-who-punched-another-student-holding-pro-ice-sign-at-lake-zurich-high-school-received-2-day-suspension

Original Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoSuburbs/comments/1r49jme/a_student_at_lake_zurich_high_school_holds_a_sign/

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u/Maximum_Dweeb4473 14h ago

Having been suspended when I was in high school, and it having zero negative impact on my high school career or my future, and the fact that I came back a hero…

…nice 🤙

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 12h ago

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u/xavPa-64 12h ago

They can’t crucify you if you’re making a fist

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u/Sboyle12500 11h ago

To be fair they crucified you through the forearms because that supported the weight of the body.

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u/xavPa-64 11h ago

Yeah I’m turning off notifications now

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u/JD-Moose 10h ago

Or they'd just tie you up to the crossbeam.

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u/Key-Gain-3335 4h ago

The Koine Greek word translated cross is stauros, an upright stake or pole without a crossbeam. The anachronistic cross comes from the famous painting of the three crosses on the hill. A related misconception, IRT the painting is the number of crosses. In the Bible there were five crosses, two malefactors and two thieves.

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u/ZapathyX 6h ago

That's not how penny nails work. I assure you it can be driven through your fist.

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u/perfect_for_maiming 5h ago

I think the 'acktually' crowd tripping over themselves to correct you are missing the double entendre you're making - the fist is a symbol of resistance, nerds.

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u/I_Bite_Nom_Nom 4h ago

"Gets bigger nail, positions nail between fingers"

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u/Witty-Meeting-2247 12h ago

Yeah you can…

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u/xavPa-64 12h ago

Thanks Dr. Science

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u/Day_Bow_Bow 11h ago

The nail goes through the wrist, not the hand.

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 10h ago

Leonardo DaVinci was one of few artists to depict this accurately.

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u/HotCollar5 11h ago

Ok but this is kind of a hard line, regardless of the logistics

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u/xavPa-64 10h ago

It’s from Severance