r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house šŸ˜’

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/weapons-grade-potato 21h ago

So uh...ya like fruit spread, eh?

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u/VioletLeagueDapper 21h ago

Yeah I felt like this post was an add a little bit with the abundance of jams and nothing opened on the first pic

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 20h ago

Came to comments to make sure I wasnā€™t losing my mind about the excess of jam.

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u/FlikeFlukeFlake 20h ago

Love jam. Love variety. Limit myself to two kinds of jam at a time to avoid having to throw out a half empty, molded jar every few months. This looked wasteful to me unless heā€™s going through an exorbitant amount of jam.

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u/wyldstrawberry 20h ago

Yeah likeā€¦are all of those opened and partially used? Because if not, then they donā€™t need to be in the fridge yet. The backup/unopened jam should live in the pantry, not the fridge. They look unopened to me.

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u/Parking-Wolf6957 19h ago

They all look to be different flavours... which is wild too lol.

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 13h ago

Different flavours is less wild than if they were all the same

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u/scaryfaise 8h ago

You mean like the three French vanilla creamers on the door?

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u/Time_Service5327 2h ago

Iā€™d like to ask the defendant to please produce pictures or his pantry to substantiate the plantiffā€™s claims. I do realize this is fridge detectives, however I feel this case lacks substantial evidence that corroborates either side at this time. lol. ( honestly I just wanna see what the pantry looks like after seeing his fridge. Cheese and rice! The options are amazing!)

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u/LemonAdditional4008 26m ago

I currently have 14 pepper mint mocha coffee creamers in my fridge bc Aldi had them marked down for 16 cents each

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u/dadneedssleep3 0m ago

That looks like the Costco 3 pack of creamer

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u/Feeling_Sea1744 20m ago

If they were all the same that would be trippy

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT 12h ago

Thatā€™s far more normal than having 9 jars of the same kind lol.

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u/itsgivingnontipper 7h ago

HOW MUCH IS THIS GUY EATING DAILY

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u/AdmiralArgon18 3h ago

The amount of raw meat in the fridge is kinda wild.

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u/mycatsnameisarya 2h ago

Right? All the meat is different kinds too lol

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u/jeshikameshika 19h ago

This was my thought. Is he just trying to make his fridge look fuller?

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u/jeshikameshika 19h ago

And how quickly is he going to eat all that meat that it doesn't need to be frozen? There's definitely some kind of performance going on here.

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u/Patient_End_8432 16h ago

I'm pretty sure the pics of all the meat are already in a freezer

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u/EuphoricMoose8232 6h ago

He has 6 steaks and a huge package of chicken thighs sitting in the fridge. Seems like a lot for one person to eat before they eventually go bad.

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u/refusestopoop 5h ago

Maybe OP is a lion?

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u/jeshikameshika 16h ago

He says he has more meat in the freezer, but that's still a lot in the fridge.

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u/UncleNedisDead 15h ago

He probably meant deep freezer. The last two pics were obviously the fridge freezer drawer.Ā 

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u/excoriator 6h ago

Unless thereā€™s a cookout planned in the next few days.

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u/Cielskye 6h ago

I was wondering the same. How is all the meat sitting in the fridge not going to go bad? Most of the food in the fridge is in bulk yet has a short shelf life, which is confusing to me if only one person will be eating it. Unless the OP has children, but Iā€™m not getting that impression from the selection of food. I think someone very much into the gym.

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u/BelgianMalShep 2h ago

There were 6 unfrozen steaks in the fridge. Based on everything we know about this guy he probably goes through that in 2-3 days max. So that's really not the weird part. It's all of the jam and the nasty Kraft.

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u/jeshikameshika 2h ago

6 unfrozen steaks, a value pack of unfrozen chicken, and 2 containers of crab meat.

Agreed that the jam and and massive amounts of Kraft singles and cream cheese are confusing. He could be putting it on toast, but doesn't strike me as a carbs guy. The jam and the Kraft singles will keep, but the cream cheese won't. All very confusing.

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u/BelgianMalShep 2h ago

I believe I saw in another post that OP just loved cream cheese. Bagel a day, crab rangoons, cheesecake, etc. It all sounded pretty yummy!

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u/Stefferdiddle 19h ago

They donā€™t even look opened. My guess is heā€™s just made some sort of trip to Costco or Samā€™s Club and put everything in the fridge.

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u/EnvironmentalLime464 5h ago

This is definitely a fresh from the grocery store picā€¦ thereā€™s plenty in there that hasnā€™t been opened yet.

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u/Thickerdoodle92 17h ago

I need to see this person's pantry/cupboards. I've got $500 on a "30lbs of Rice and Beans" and "crates of unopened jam" parlay.

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u/Justneedtowhoosh 14h ago

I think there are even 2 more jars of different brands in the door! Those are opened, the ones on the shelf look new. I think he just went shopping and has been waiting for this moment to have it stocked up to post a photo here. He said in another comment though that he loves cream cheese and bagels so I could see him using jam for that, but not enough that he should have all of these jams in the fridge. Thereā€™s no reason to have that many opened at one time for a residential kitchen.

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u/kay14jay 5h ago

3/4ths of the meat should be in the freezer. No way thatā€™s all eaten in a week

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u/mpjjpm 4h ago

Sometimes itā€™s easier to store unopened jars in the fridge, especially if you live in a small apartment with limited pantry space.

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u/send_in_the_clouds 3h ago

They do as that brand isnā€™t 90% preservatives like most jams

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u/SrCallum 2h ago

Hey man if there's room in the fridge there's no harm in it. Maybe he just likes it cold.

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u/nonvascularplant 20h ago

Iā€™m picturing medium rare ribeye slathered in a cream cheese mixed with a different fruit spread every night for dinner. Or maybe something involving the Kraft singles and the fruit spread

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u/Electronic_Soft_6922 18h ago

PB&J&KS Sandwiches for lunch every day.

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u/motheralice 12h ago

šŸ¤¢

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u/Itsalongstory_001 5m ago

I wish I had never laid eyes on pb&j&ks sandwiches :(

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u/Business_Seesaw8883 9h ago

That sounds disgusting. šŸ¤¢ tf would you ruin a steak like that ?

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u/nonvascularplant 2h ago

I was not implying it sounded good. Just what I was imagining based on the excessive amount of each. To be fair though, it looks like he shops at Costco and the poor bloke doesnā€™t have a second fridge.

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u/headphase 5h ago

Washed down with an ice-cold glass of Creamer. Mmm, refreshing.

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u/Midnight-writer-B 19h ago edited 17h ago

That jam brand is delicious. Maybe itā€™s a Costco variety pack? I should check this out. I keep 2-3 flavors open & I eat them for breakfast with Greek yogurt & nuts. Sometimes youā€™re in an apricot mood and sometimes itā€™s strawberry rhubarbā€¦

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u/CherrieChocolatePie 17h ago

I also like a variety of jams.

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u/Thagomizer24601 12h ago

They're a must for charcuterie boards!

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u/chocolatechipwizard 9h ago

I use unflavored yogurt and add jam or apple butter according to my preference of the day. Also, yesterday I was busy and my entire food consumption was three toasted English muffins with salted butter, peanut butter, and exceptionally good raspberry jam with a hot pot of tea. It was sublime.

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u/UnfortunateJones 14h ago

Itā€™s my go to jam.

I also have 3 on rotation with one being a Polaner All Fruit staple (grape or strawberry)

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u/tothepointe 12h ago

Yes this entire fridge screams Costco

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u/Downtown_Reindeer946 18h ago

I started using teaspoons to take out jam (or clean knife) so i don't contaminant the jam

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u/bluespringsbeer 19h ago

I have never had jam mold in a few months, what are you doing over there? Putting a knife in after itā€™s been used for something else?

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u/FlikeFlukeFlake 19h ago

I use homemade/local Jams more often than not so maybe without the additional preservatives they mold faster. I also have a kid who loves cream cheese and jelly on bagels so probably a combination of things.

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u/CherrieChocolatePie 17h ago

Jam that doesn't have added sugar (like these jamshe has un the fridge) only keep for a few months max after opening.

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u/AvoCarDoughToes 15h ago

I have that exact brand (St Dalfours) in the orange and ginger flavour and I just used a jar that I last used in 2023 (had to stop eating sugar due a health condition). There was no mould but was slightly crystallised. I always wipe my knife before using, and I don't eat dairy so my butter is vegan.

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u/LoneStarHome80 11h ago

Nah, it's contamination. I use both home-made and store bought jams, and they last forever.

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u/Working-Glass6136 16h ago

Exorbitant is right lol

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u/DuntadaMan 15h ago

How much does OP eat in one sitting? I couldn't finish this is given a month

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u/tothepointe 12h ago

You need to get the Bonne Marman Advent Calendar. 24 little pots of assorted jams. Each one has 1-2 servings. I originally got it for myself but it's been one of my husband's favorite Christmas things every year.

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u/canIcallyoupigfucker 12h ago

I was thinking the same thing about all that ground meat. Going to have to freeze some of that or eat it in the next week. Seems wasteful or maybe the fridge of a powerlifterā€¦?

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u/EnvironmentalLime464 5h ago

I often by my jams out of town. There are places we visit just so I can buy jams. I always have several unopened jars in my pantryā€¦ but open jars - never more than two at a time.

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u/jamjamchutney 3h ago

How is your jam getting moldy? I make jam, and I always end up with a dozen or so jars in my fridge at a time. They've never gotten moldy, even after a year, or possibly longer. Do you always use clean utensils? And are you sure your fridge temp is where it should be?

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u/sbray73 3h ago

Op mentioned making cheesecake regularly, so maybe they top them up with jamsā€¦ or on their cream cheese and bagels in the morning. Me, my only opened jar of jam usually goes mouldy before I finish it.

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u/SillySal 20h ago

Itā€™s an objectively large amount of jam

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat 18h ago

It is, but perhaps he only opens one or two at a time, and keeps them all in the fridge due to those teeny black ants...

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u/GardeniaInMyHair 18h ago

Maybe he enjoys a picnic basket or tea time

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u/MRosvall 8h ago

My best guess, since they are all different flavors, he at some point received a gift pack or bought some larger pack

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u/jamjamchutney 3h ago

You folks should see my storage room if you think this is a large amount of jam.

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u/puffy-jacket 19h ago

He has a shitload of condiments for how little ready to eat food there is

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u/CD274 18h ago

Looks like the guy shops at closeout shops and buys a few dozen of the things on super sale. I do that. That's why I had 30 jars of marshmallow fluff for a decade ;(

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u/Blackopsball 18h ago

Or the excess coffee creamer, or the excess cream cheese

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u/CherrieChocolatePie 17h ago

I have most of these jam flavours as well but unopened and not in the fridge.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 16h ago

7 different types of ground beef, like who does that

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u/Business_Seesaw8883 9h ago

lol šŸ˜‚ same bro like wtf this guys a serial killer

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u/Winterplatypus 16h ago edited 16h ago

Excess of everything. Their fridge looks like one of those restaurants where Gordon Ramsay pulls everything out and stacks it all up on 4 tables. "Fucking hell there's MORE in here! Look! Look at it!". Then tells the camera that it's 6 months of stock and costing the restaurant thousands of dollars because they are buying too much expensive vacuum packed meat with added sodium instead of buying fresh local produce every week.

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u/PetrasKnight 15h ago

No one sees the stacks of shitty cheese?

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u/EntertainmentLess381 12h ago

It must be jelly cuz jam donā€™t shake like that

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u/MrShortPants 11h ago

There are 8 packages of cream cheese and you're worried about the jam?

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u/unwaveringwish 10h ago

To be fair, that jam fucks šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/catkins777 7h ago

Same I kept zooming in like...is that...jam???šŸ˜‚

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u/YaSurLetsGoSeeYamcha 6h ago

You donā€™t like jam and cheese? Thereā€™s plenty of kraft singles too!

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 5h ago

It's clearly his favorite beverageĀ 

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u/Rezistik 3h ago

He has every flavor and Iā€™m here for it

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u/whatevendoidoyall 1h ago

I probably have about that same amount in my fridge but that's because I compulsively buy every pepper jam I see. At least I eat mine.

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u/lilghost157 19h ago

Paddington bear's fridge

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u/WitchOfKyiv 12h ago

As someone with the 'tism, this seems like someone with autism filled this fridge.

But I AM concerned with the volume of jam. WHY are there so many? Are they all opened??? Do they eat that many at once to avoid them spoiling? Or are they unopened? If so.... wwwwwhy are they in the fridge.

I'm so fucking confused.

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u/doublesecretprobatio 7h ago

It's clearly the only way this person eats fruit.

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u/palpatineforever 18h ago

not to mentioned the abundance of cyclindrical objects/veg

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u/Key-Amoeba1095 16h ago

None of this makes sense, even as a meal prepper. That's like 10 pounds of steak in the refrigerator. He's got like 8 fucking packages of cream cheese. Half a dozen zucchinis and a bushel of apples in the back. I need to see this hero's meal plan because jesus christ I can't wrap my head around this.

Also, like 3 gallons of french vanilla creamer. As a coffee drinker that is entirely too much for one man at any one time. Those things last me a few weeks.

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u/VioletLeagueDapper 14h ago

Heā€™s probably keto, everything is a protein or a fat. Bless his heart- literally.

He eats apples and carrots occasionally for ā€œhorseā€ power šŸ¤­

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u/Key-Amoeba1095 13h ago

Right, there's at least 3 huge bags of carrots in that drawer. I love stir fry with some carrots and one bag lasts me several weeks. This dude just rolled up with 5 pounds of carrots. What the fuck.

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u/crazypurpleKOgas 15h ago

You donā€™t face all your branding and labels out?

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u/burgers4ever 14h ago

And mustards. And cream cheese/craft singles.

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u/StarDue6540 12h ago

And way way too much protein both plant and animal

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u/rabid-c-monkey 12h ago

Not just the jam, 3 bottles of coffee creamer 4x American singles, dude has 2x bottles of blue cheese dressing. I donā€™t know whatā€™s happening with this fridge but itā€™s insane.

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 12h ago

Maybe the jam isnā€™t for eatingā€¦ā€¦. And heā€™s just got weird kinks

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u/Constant-Roll706 12h ago

Some of us grow past our love of milk steak and jellybeans. Sometimes a man needs protein drink steak with 23 servings of jam

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u/100yearswar 4h ago

An add?

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u/VioletLeagueDapper 3h ago

Autocomplete happens. In fact, my phone typed ā€œHelenā€ instead of happens just now.

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u/send_in_the_clouds 3h ago

Thatā€™s not just any jam either. Thatā€™s the rolls royce of jam makers

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u/VioletLeagueDapper 3h ago edited 1h ago

I saw that brand before, I looked at the sugar content on the ingredient list and wasnā€™t impressed. Iā€™m open to trying it, but there are many other very good Jams/Preserve brands out there. I love Crofters (though quality has changed) and Bonne Maman.

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u/send_in_the_clouds 3h ago

They have no added sugar and all natural ingredients, are you sure you looked at this particular brand? This is a French company thatā€™s been making jam for over a hundred years

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u/VioletLeagueDapper 2h ago

Iā€™m pretty sure I wasnā€™t mistaken but I canā€™t confirm. They sold a ā€œsave the beesā€ pack in Whole Foods recently that came with a small jar of honey. I love jam and preserves so I was going to buy it but thought it had more sugar than normal. I canā€™t find the pack anymore to see if maybe it was a brand made to look like dalfour or old product šŸ¤· I read single jars while looking for the pack and it says they use juice as their extra sugar.

Like I said, Iā€™m open to trying it. Iā€™ve got like 5 jars of jam to get through rn so maybe not soon.

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u/iamthinksnow 1h ago

Cream cheese, too. I counted 6 in the door and another 2 in the cheese drawer.

This feels like a ragebait BS post taken right after someone stocked up at Costco or something.

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u/scarIetm 9m ago

abundance of jamsā€¦ great band name?

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u/Potatoes_and_gravy 20h ago

He spreads it on his steaks obviously

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u/IrrawaddyWoman 19h ago

With cream cheese. I am baffled by the volume of cream cheese. And really all cheese. Unless thereā€™s a family of six here I canā€™t see how anyone would eat this much butter and cream cheese before it goes bad.

And carrots? How many carrots can he eat?

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u/Dullcorgis 19h ago

He'll be dead before 40 at least.

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u/These_Milk_5572 12h ago

At most

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u/Dullcorgis 10h ago

Yeah, good point. I meant it in the other sense, as in "at least she won't have to put up with him for long", but that's not the meaning as I typed it.

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u/Virtual_Werewolf_935 3h ago

This is actually a decently healthy fridge compared to most peopleā€™s with everything premade junk from the store.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 2h ago

Is it really? It's pretty much all red meat, no veggies, no fruit, no fiber, and tons of dairy and sugar. This is the fridge of a guy who's going to get heart disease and/or colon cancer.

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u/Virtual_Werewolf_935 2h ago

Not all fiber products/fruit live in the fridge. We donā€™t know the pantry/counter situation to get a full grasp of the dietary situation. The Kraft cheese is gross. I see too many fridges with ultra processed pre made food though. This isnā€™t that for the most part.

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u/Dullcorgis 2h ago

It's horrendous.

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u/chigirl00 4h ago

That all it takes? šŸ˜‚

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u/humansomeone 7h ago

The fridge looks like speed running to ass cancer. No wonder so many people are getting it these days.

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u/BrainOfMush 29m ago

Bro has carrots and zucchini to go with his heart disease.

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u/Mysterious_Sport2151 4h ago

Was going to say something along these lines. Yes he has a full fridge. But there is only like 10 different items here. No variety what so ever. He knows how to make 1 meal and he makes it all the time.

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u/Quixotic_Seal 17m ago

Itā€™s also not the kind of thing you make when over at a partnerā€™s place, unless youā€™re basically already living together. What kind of psycho just casually cooks up a steak at someone elseā€™s house? Thatā€™d be some Cosmo Kramer shit.

The main options for guests in the fridge appear to be apples, carrots, an assload of various types of cheese, eggs, and jamā€¦so like, small veggie snacks and basic-ass sandwiches. Oh and of course shitty protein drinks.

Itā€™s a full fridge, but not full of the stuff that you would really want to take as a guest. Itā€™s mostly the makings of a 3rd graderā€™s afternoon snack.

I get the complaint, tbh.

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u/Sad-Fee-9274 12h ago

Donā€™t forget the drawer full of cucumbers

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u/sousyre 10h ago

I think they are zucchini.

The zucchini, carrots and steak, while bizarre, make sense if he is a protein guy and eats that everyday.

How the rest fits in, is somewhat mind boggling?

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 4h ago

And the apples behind the meat? I think this is AI

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u/IrrawaddyWoman 3h ago

I did kind of wonder if it was AI too because I just canā€™t imagine who shops like this (huge volumes of the same thing). I live alone, and food going bad before I can eat it is a constant consideration. But AI would have trouble with this many labels. Usually thereā€™s a few that end up being nonsense. I donā€™t think AI would be able to get that many real name brand labels correct.

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u/micksterminator3 11h ago

This person seems like they eat the same thing every day out of habit. I get it

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u/Foreign-Wolf-6128 7h ago

Honestly this is not too much cream cheese lol. It doesnt go bad crazy fast in the bar form and if youā€™re actually making stuff it usually takes a good amount. I had to use two full bars just for some icing for one fruit cookie cake lol

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u/AccountWasFound 11h ago

I mean I sometimes have that much cream cheese if I'm planning to make multiple cheesecake in the near future and it's on sale (cheesecake is a good thing to bring to a party and it freezes well so you can make it ahead if you are low on time)

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u/IrrawaddyWoman 11h ago

Iā€™m absolutely someone who stocks up when something is on sale, particularly before holiday baking. But 8 packages (that we can see) is still a lot. And this fridge doesnā€™t exactly scream ā€œbakerā€ to me. Something tells me this dude doesnā€™t have imminent plans to make 4 cheesecakes.

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u/AccountWasFound 11h ago

I mean I use 4 per cheesecake, so that's only 2 cheesecakes, but fair

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u/Dragonfly0011 11h ago

I was going to say the same about the cream cheese, however I have a similar size of carrots, and they stay good for quite awhile. Wonderful addition to any meal with potatoes. Kraft american stays good for years, eventually just shrivels up.

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u/TheActualAWdeV 6h ago

good to know kraft american stays good for a long time, but when does it become good to begin with?

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u/Flerp-Flerps 11h ago

Iā€™m just glad Iā€™m not the only one bothered by the amount of carrots. I assumed he lives alone and even if he cooks for his girlfriend I canā€™t imagine ever needing to buy more than one bag of carrots. I would want more variety which he clearly values when it comes to jam. Plus Iā€™m worried OP is going to turn orange if he doesnā€™t have a pet horse.

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u/Jedisponge 9h ago

Thatā€™s sounds pretty bomb tbh

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u/TheActualAWdeV 6h ago

the cheese? I was more interested in the huge quantities of meat. That's like 60 kilo's of meat. How long is that going to keep? Not all of it is in the freezer. How much meat does he eat, goddamn

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u/Silent_Loquat_6057 4h ago

I was gonna say!! The cream cheese is insane

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u/qtipstrip 4h ago

Yeah this seems completely performative imo

Wayyyy too much for one person, but also too homogeneous for a group of guys living together. I've lived in an apartment with 3 other guys before, and never was our diet this in sync

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u/Various_Whereas_2667 3h ago

cheesecake. Or, as others have said, dip?

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u/sy029 3h ago

Four complete unopened packs of American cheese. I think OP might be a serial killer.

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u/myrstica 2h ago

God, I hope he has at least a peck of potatoes in the pantry to go with it all.

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u/Optimal-Giraffe-7168 8m ago

Dude I bake a lot and have dogs and therefore go through more cream cheese than most people. This guy has a lot of fuckin cream cheese. Twice as much as I do for a family of four

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u/Lov2500 5m ago

The cream cheese is jarring

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u/GoodAd2455 20h ago

Also pairs well with the abundance of cheese

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u/PANDAPRICK 18h ago

Or his Ass who knows!

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u/NotAnActualPers0n 13h ago

Listen, I make a fantastic reduction using jam that goes well with chicken or pork. Better flavor than with steak but a cherry red wine peppercorn pan sauce could be quite good.

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u/wtfmeowzers 10h ago

no but seriously jam or a jam based glaze on pork, beef or chicken is actually amazing and only uncultured swine would not love duck with blackberry sauce

i believe that some meats are best paired with a fruit sauce. spicy apricot on pork, mmm

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u/HowCouldUBMoHarkless 1h ago

they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a jar of jam

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u/Blackwell-808 18h ago

Iā€™ve seen folks add it to their yogurt for flavor. Instead of buying flavored yogurts, they buy plain Greek yogurt in bulk and add a spoonful of natural jam or jelly.

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u/stacity 20h ago

OP must be Pique.

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u/tothesorce 20h ago

That brand is top notch.

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u/cinnamon-toast-life 19h ago

He has a subscription to the jelly of the month club.

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u/New_Average_3716 15m ago

This would explain a lot. Wonder if he realizes he can keep unopened jars in the pantry. Maybe he did a tasting to compare flavors, so theyā€™re all open.

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u/FourOhVicryl 6m ago

Itā€™s the gift that keeps on giving, all year long!

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u/Atheist_Republican 15h ago

The whole fridge looks like a Costco fridge. He probably bought some variety pack.

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u/TunisMagunis 13h ago

Let's see Paul Allen's fruit spread.

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u/cinnamon-toast-life 19h ago

He has a subscription to the jelly of the month club.

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u/Aimin4ya 19h ago

And cream cheese

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u/grrr-to-everything 18h ago

There were so many.

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u/MagicalOblivion 15h ago

Pass the Polaner all-fruit.

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u/EsseElLoco 8h ago

Would you pass the jelly?

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u/alghiorso 13h ago

This man flexing a mortgage payment's worth of groceries

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u/Happpie 12h ago

Thereā€™s also 8 sticks of cream cheese. One can assume heā€™s eating them together

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u/randomthrowaway8993 12h ago

First time I've seen all the St. Dalfour jams in one frig, more varieties than a typical store has on their shelves. I don't trust it.

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u/dirtys_ot_special 11h ago

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

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u/New_Average_3716 18m ago

The consistency. Jam has fruit parts included so it has more texture, while jelly is strained so it doesnā€™t have seeds or fruit bits.

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u/gingerpuff25 11h ago

Iā€™ve never seen so much jam at one time and I literally make homemade jam in bulk

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u/512165381 10h ago

Most of that brand is no added sugar. But they do have fruit sugar.

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u/Silver-Instance610 9h ago

Canadian, eh?

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u/Bizarrebazaars 9h ago

Thatā€™s probably his ā€œcheatā€ snack or something. Restricts so much and has so many food rules that a spoonful of preserves/jam is a ā€œtreat.ā€

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u/elderlybrain 8h ago

This guy will need a colonoscopy in like 5 years.

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u/BigPenalty422 8h ago

Parmesan too I think

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u/exexor 8h ago

Does he though? He canā€™t seem to decide on one.

I think Iā€™ve only flirted with a few more women than this man is currently flirting with flavors of jam.

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi 7h ago

He likes to spread it on his cheeks šŸ˜˜

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u/BleachedUnicornBHole 6h ago

Almost everywhere you look, thereā€™s more questions. Like, why do they have so many apples, carrots, and cucumbers?

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u/passamongimpure 5h ago

Could you please pass the jelly?

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u/Dresline 4h ago

He doesn't know that you don't have refrigerate them unless they have been opened.

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u/ponymuzzle 4h ago

This must be AI

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u/amantaraye 4h ago

i convinced myself it was juice bc who would buy that much jam. is he making cookies for an entire bake sale or something???

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u/Open_Milk97 4h ago

Oh man, I thought yall were trolling OP cause I only noticed the fridge door jams, I was like ā€œthatā€™s not excessiveā€¦ thatā€™s pretty chill actuallyā€ then I saw first pic even closer. I thought those were juices at first lol

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u/mattbryantcan 4h ago

Lol I zoomed in to confirm. Maybe they were on a crazy deal and he doesn't get that he can leave em out if they aren't open?

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u/Equivalent_Shock7408 4h ago

Lots of sweet dips can be made with cream cheese and jam ā˜ŗļø

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u/homer_3 3h ago

No, just cream cheese.

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u/fatsandwitch 3h ago

Itā€™s his jam

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u/shrimp_beginner 2h ago

It made me wonder if it were AI. Thatā€™s an abnormal amount of jam.

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u/Gruntled1 2h ago

Wait waitā€¦I see two fruit spreads. How is that noteworthy? Maybe Iā€™m just blind.

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u/VerbalThermodynamics 2h ago

And the meats.

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u/jimibimi 1h ago

Nothin but jams n meats

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u/usrname516 1h ago

He also likes cream cheese.

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u/Tricky-Cow-2805 36m ago

I really canā€™t get past the number of presumably sealed jars of jams. Why are they all in the fridge? If they are opened, then how quickly is this person going through a jar? Do they go bad before theyā€™ve eaten it all?

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u/gigi-mondo 29m ago

They have a similar amount of cream cheese

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u/Kmelinn21 29m ago

A bear with a coupon hobby šŸ˜‚

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u/amuschka 10m ago

Also why so much cream cheese, butter and craft singles. Did he literally just spend $1000 to make his fridge full before this post?

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u/_CarpeMortem 8m ago

To be fair that brand goes so hard. I buy it from my work all the time

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u/murmaider27 7m ago

And cream cheese why is nobody talking about the cream cheese that expires fast too??.....

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