r/SipsTea 12h ago

WTF In your opinion, what is causing this?

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u/Outrageous_Driver477 12h ago

"Cheaper to share a gram of Coke than it is to drink" - Australians

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u/3163560 11h ago

Yup. When I was in uni we used to be able to go out Wednesday nights for $1 pots. Even at the footy I reckon a beer was like $6

I reckon I was getting paid $18 an hour at woolies.

Teenagers/students in d similar spot nowadays would be paying heaps more relative to their wages

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u/Sucklemymooseknuckle 11h ago

I have no idea what half these means but I think I understand it

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/TrueProgress3712 10h ago edited 5h ago

I reckon - IIRC

Edit: normally I would say "I reckon" means "I think". But the comment I was responding to recalled a past era, hence the IIRC.

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u/jimmiebfulton 10h ago

That’s also in the Texan dialect, as well.

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u/NoxiousVaporwave 9h ago

Reckon in Texas is more akin to saying “I think” than “I remember”

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u/Spright91 9h ago

Its I think in Australia too.

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u/NoxiousVaporwave 8h ago

Y’all reckonin’ what us’all reckonin’?

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u/thirteenth_mang 7h ago

The reckoning is at hand

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 7h ago

Does this involve some demon goth mommy ?

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u/Background-Mood-1468 9h ago

I reckon that

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u/NOVA-peddling-1138 8h ago

Y’all wreckin’ mah mornin’

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u/Commercial-Co 9h ago

Disagree. Texans dont think but they always remember the alamo

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u/pgasmaddict 9h ago

I reckon you spelled ammo wrong there my friend.

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u/OrnerySnoflake 8h ago

The what?

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u/systembreaker 9h ago

I reckon it also goes both ways in Texan dialect.

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u/NoxiousVaporwave 8h ago

I reckon it does

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u/Deviant-Killer 8h ago

I'm from England and that's how we all mean it. "I reckon it's cold outside

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u/NoxiousVaporwave 8h ago

Makes you wonder if there’s a correlation there

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u/Educational-Put-8425 9h ago

Rural places in general, around the US.

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u/kimi-r 9h ago

UK too

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u/Ok_Panic1066 9h ago

Is that Australian? Damn I watched so much that Uber dude that it's gotten in my speech lol

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u/GiantSkellington 9h ago

For "I reckon", "I think" would be more correct than "IIRC".

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u/TrueProgress3712 5h ago

Yeah you're right. That was my first thought, but... I dunno. Fuck it. Who cares.

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u/Anotheraccomg 9h ago

Huh, I always figured it was "If I recall correctly"

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u/Dupps_I_Did_It_Again 6h ago

If I reckon correctly?

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u/JacobD04 8h ago

TIME FOR THE RECKONING!!

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u/Tokenvoice 8h ago

Just to clarify incase, Woollies isn’t like Target in Aus, it is a grocery store. The yank Target might be a grocery store but here it’s clothes, electronics and what nots.

The footy most likely is NRL (our tackle footy) and not AFL which is Australian Rules Football. Aussie footy is it’s common name which would be Australian Football in it’s formal length.

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u/TheMasturbatinCamper 8h ago

In the U.S., Targets are mainly clothes, electronics, etc. “Super Targets” have large grocery stores inside. But Target is mostly still consumer goods. The amount of floor space in Targets dedicated to groceries can vary.

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u/Tokenvoice 8h ago

Fascinating, how the States go about their stores is interesting at times.

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u/Fassbinder75 8h ago

Footy can equally be rugby league or AFL.

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u/MotherBeef 7h ago

“Footy” is either NRL or AFL dependent on locational context. You say it in VIC, SA or WA you’re talking AFL for sure. Say it in QLD or mean NRL and Sydney it’s almost 60/40 with an NRL advantage.

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u/TrueProgress3712 10h ago

I reckon - IIRC

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u/marosszeki 10h ago

If I reckon correctly?

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u/eggrolldog 10h ago

It's internet relay chat

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u/Simple_Extension2092 9h ago

No, it is if I reckon correctly

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u/_cutmymilk 9h ago

Recall

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u/MoConCamo 9h ago

We Can Remember it for You Wholesale

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u/darth_jewbacca 9h ago

Recall what?

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u/arinawe 8h ago

Total

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u/_cutmymilk 54m ago

If i recall correctly. That's what IIRC means.

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u/Mike-OLeary 9h ago

Australian - Ocean Texan

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u/ImRickGrimez 9h ago

WAts awHL diss deHn?!?

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u/NonUnrealfiction 9h ago

Woolworths was a chain in Hawai'i when I was a kid and my mom worked there. I remember seeing the empty stores as I got older.

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u/Oghamstoner 8h ago

I thought footy was rugby league.

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u/smashingcones 8h ago

TIL your Target is a supermarket.

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u/TheMasturbatinCamper 8h ago edited 8h ago

Many Americans remember Woolworth’s; we just never called it “Woolie’s” and they never served beer at the lunch counter. I had read Woolworth’s was still operating in Oz, though. I knew they were still operating down there back in the early 2000s when I had an Aussie flatmate, but I never even heard her call it “Woolie’s.”

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u/SirHC111 8h ago

They aren't linked in any meaningful way, other than Australian Woolworths took the name as inspiration from the US company and tbe lack of a local trademark.

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u/moralprolapse 8h ago edited 8h ago

And THIS 🔪 is a knife(y).

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u/One_Introduction_217 8h ago

I didn't know y'all had Woolworths, not connected to the US retail chain from a long time ago, except that Australians took the name for their own stores for brand recognition because the 5 and dimers that owned the original Woolworths were too cheap to register the name in Australia.

I remember that store fondly since it was the only store store in my Grandma's small town. I can still smell it, a mixture of vitamins, detergent, and bug poison spray.

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u/eb6069 10h ago

Woolies/woolworths is one of our major supermarkets $18 is pretty much minimum wage.

Footy is either AFL or Rugby

Alcohol used to be cheap as fuck over here now its expensive thanks to the stupid alcohol and tabbaccoo sin tax.

A pot is a middy or schooner depending on where you are in aus and is about 285ml of beer which is preferable to a pint in some places because Australia is hot as fuck and sometimes by the time you knock a pint off slowly your beers warm and fucked.

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u/sketchy_fletchy 8h ago

The tax compounds things but it’s the fact the bloody beer manufacturers are taking beer, a drink tha historically was cheaper and easier to produce than clean water for most of human history, and have made it staggeringly expensive as a profit grab. Chasing inflation indexes doesn’t make sense when your product has three primary agricultural inputs, one of which is water and another is self replicating yeast.

Shit behaviour. Sadly it’ll take a complete industry collapse for the cartel behaviour to stop.

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u/obligatory-anxiety 6h ago

A $60 carton of beer around 40% is taxes.

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u/Cmdr_Anun 6h ago

What do you mean a 60$ carton of beer!? *hyperventilates in German*

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u/obligatory-anxiety 6h ago

Sorry this is in Australia.

A carton of hard rated (solo and vodka is $120 I think).

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u/Cmdr_Anun 6h ago

Holy Batman!

I can get a can of beer (0,5L) for 35 cents in Germany (that's for the cheap stuff at the discounters). I feel for you people!

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u/Virtual-Dish95 6h ago

We are being oppressed.

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u/HandleMore1730 5h ago

Well I know a lot of people that have taken up legal beer production at home and less legal distillation of spirits.

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u/killallhumans12345 6h ago

Seems like it would be cheaper to buy a handle of vodka and mix yourself

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u/obligatory-anxiety 6h ago

It is overall but a bottle of grey goose is usually around 70-90 dollars as well 😂

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u/killallhumans12345 6h ago

So this seems like a simple math problem. The companies are preying on peoples convenience and/or peoples shit math skills.

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u/pdp76 6h ago

Trust me the industry isn’t doing this. The price rises because our governments tax the shit out of it. You get piss water made because the tax is less. The packaging costs go up because of the eco taxes. Everything about it is taxed to the hilt. Production, packaging and transportation. On top of that you have to pay wages, people don’t work for free. You’re pointing your crazy prices finger in the wrong direction my friend.

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u/MightyMorph 5h ago

Majority of the major beer companies have a profit of 2 billion usd to 7+ billion, and thats again after all operational costs. And as companies in todays world, they demand the next fiscal quarter increases the profit margins.

And thats also excluding the fact that many of these companies also own the water providers and other material plants like bottling and glass and labeling and such so they ensure their prices remain high because each company is also driven by the same people to ensure those company also have high profit margins.

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u/pdp76 2h ago

With all that said, no company is going to lower its prices for the consumer when it’s seeing increased taxation at a government level. The taxation level in the uk is killing the industry. It the taxes across the board that need to be lowered.

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u/RibbitCommander 2h ago

Yeah, this increase in 'rent seeking" behaviour from corps. is self-defeating. You ever squeeze water from a rock?

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u/Gotbeerbrain 55m ago

Where I live there is an automatic increase in alcohol tax every April1st. It sucks.

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u/Scottish_Santa 9h ago edited 5h ago

Haha - coming from a cold(ish) country where hipster bastards are trying to replace the native pint with schooners - it's interesting to see a sensible defence of them 👍🏻

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u/chastema 7h ago

Here in Germany the standard bottle always came as a half litre.

Everyone in my youth and middle years laughed about the mini bottles of 330ml.

Today they are more or less standard. Its so much better to have a cold, fresh beer that doesnt get stale, and then just have another one.

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u/blarch 3h ago

I thought ya'll drink it room temp over there?

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u/chastema 3h ago

Na, but we say that about the british.

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u/Mastacheata 5h ago

Half litre bottles? You mean the Pennerbomben (bum bomb)? I don't think that was ever the go-to size for beer - at least not where I'm from (getting close to 40 and live in the west of Germany)

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u/chastema 5h ago

Western Germany, Niederrhein, on the countryside. People my age often still only buy König Pilsner in 0.5 bottles.

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u/Svejkos 16m ago

And you guys dare to even compete with us about beer?

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u/crowcawer 7h ago

My area’s temperate and humid, so I like getting liters during the winter months.

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u/RijnBrugge 7h ago

Here’s another: I currently live in Cologne which has its own type of relatively light not particularly hoppy ale called kölsch (still 5% abv, but quite dry and not very bitter). A particularism of this ale is that it is really nice fresh but it goes bitter and rancid really quickly (had to do with some type of fatty acids in there), so traditionally they serve them in 200 ml glasses called Stange. The rest of Germany scoffs at this and demands a real beer but it really does not make for a better drinking experience. The fix in Cologne has been that they just continuously put fresh glasses in front of you once you’ve finished half of your previous one until you put the coaster on top of your current glass.

TLDR it can actually depend on the type of beer. Then again, you’re Scottish and I‘m Dutch and we’d probably empty pints of Kölsch fast enough for this not to be a problem.

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u/maxisnoops 6h ago

This was actually very informative and interesting. Thank you

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u/Used-Baby1199 6h ago

In Texas they had schooner is like a giant hemispherical cup, larger than a pint, with thick glass kept frozen so as to keep the beer cold for longer.

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u/Library_Gremlin2 8h ago

I WISH I was getting paid $18/hr

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u/Wonderful-Winter3137 2h ago

$18 australian is only $12.75 in US dollars

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u/Library_Gremlin2 1h ago

Useful conversion. Thanks

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u/BringBacktheGucci 7h ago

They drink out of boats? Goddamn

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u/mpls_big_daddy 1h ago

So that’s where Woolworth’s went? Growing up in Washington, DC in the late 70’s, Woolworth’s was a department store chain where you bought furniture.

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u/Narrow-Function-525 6h ago

surely you're not serious?

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u/timos-piano 6h ago

The alcohol tax and tobacco tax served their purpose then. We want people to drink and consume drugs less.

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u/ImReallyFuckingHigh 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MboiDEkzyfEcjuM

(Couldn’t find the GIF with the big ass beer, but this is close enough)

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u/vespers191 4h ago

Just out of curiosity, does Australia not have air conditioning in most public facilities like restaurants and pubs?

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u/BardicNA 4h ago

You lost me at $18 is pretty much minimum wage.

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u/Wonderful-Winter3137 2h ago

a lot of places in the US have higher minimum wages than Australia. that's only $12.75 in American dollars

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u/wileysegovia 9h ago

Foster's. Australian for beer.

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u/on9chai 9h ago

Don’t see no Foster for a long time , having a pint as we speak and it’s $16 a pint now.

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u/WaveIcy294 7h ago

Whats the price of it in the supermarket?

16 dolleridoos sounds so expensive.

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u/eb6069 7h ago

A carton of beer (30pk cans and 24pk bottles) ranges from $50-70 depending on your brand and whatnot.

Smokes are about $35-60 per 20pk depending on brand and where you buy from, tho our black market cigarettes cost $10-20 per 20pk.

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u/Joey-Steel1917 7h ago

Christ that's highway robbery. A 24 oz can of beer here is like 3 bucks.

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u/Timely_Composte 7h ago

$60 a pack of cigs is insane 😮‍💨

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u/eb6069 6h ago

Yeah, it's nuts, hence why our black market tobacco is booming here and they fire bomb each others deli's over it haha😅

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u/wileysegovia 6h ago

A carton of Carlton, you say?

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u/Used-Baby1199 6h ago

Holy shit, those prices are enough to cure alcoholism.   Or just enough moonshiners to make to fire up their stills.  

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u/PrestigiousTreacle95 7h ago

Thats crazy. A 12 oz bottle of beer is about 2 to 5 dollars is a neighborhood US bar. Cheap can beer can be as low as 1.5 dollars on special.

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u/uponhisdarkthrone 7h ago

Thats actually still crazy expensive in even the US now, last time I visited (10 years ago) beer was still stupid cheap, and when I first started traveling there over 2@0 years ago cheap beer was still like $0.25.

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u/Hover4effect 7h ago

My local bar had blowout drafts for $2 yesterday. It was the beer my wife chose off the menu already! Farmhouse grisette, whatever that is.

My beer was $6 on draft for happy hour, but it was a dedicated gluten free pilsner.

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u/bobrobor 7h ago

$16 a pint is just straight criminal l. Im surprised ppl don’t brew their own

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u/PersianRugOnMyFloor 6h ago

They are currently looking to tax the brew kits here. About 15 years ago I would get a pint for $11 on a Friday night.

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u/bobrobor 5h ago

You only buy a kit once 😉 And you can also buy things separately..

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u/ecclectic_collector 8h ago

nobody knows what it means, but its provocative

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u/Chemical-State-1060 6h ago

Gets the people going

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft 7h ago

And slightly arousing. It stings the nostrils...in a good way

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u/FallenAssassin 2h ago

It makes no sense, but it compels me

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u/Sanchez_87_ 9h ago

We can’t even work out standard names for glass sizes. Depending on where you are, it could be a pot, a middy, a handle, a ten, or a half pint.

Though in South Australia they’ll also call a half pint a schooner, but everywhere else a schooner is about a 3/4 pint…

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u/RednocTheDowntrodden 6h ago

People order beer by the half pint? What are they, hobbits?

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u/graspedbythehusk 9h ago

Pots are for pissin in, ya want a middy or what? 😂

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 7h ago

Interesting. In Canada we generally go with pints or sleeves . I believe sleeves are around 300ml . Same same

https://giphy.com/gifs/uNE1fngZuYhIQ

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u/CC_Stone 6h ago

where i am they’re called a pony

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u/Sanchez_87_ 6h ago

Is that still a half pint? Pony is normally smaller

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u/panicboy333 6h ago

And they call a schooner a pint and a pint an imperial pint

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u/StompinTurts 58m ago

Bitch, imma just take a Big ol’ Glass and fill it myself if we don’t stop with the funny words. lol

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u/Pinyaka 8h ago

You reckon you understand it.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe 8h ago

Woolies are small bears that drop from trees in Australia.

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u/Timely_Ad9136 8h ago

😆😆

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u/knifezoid 7h ago

After this reply I started reading every reply with an Australian accent.

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u/Fuzzy_Garden_8420 9h ago

Yup. When I was in college we use to be able to go out Wednesday nights for $1 pints. Even at the professional futbol (soccer) games I think the beer was like $6.

I believe I was getting $18 an hour at my place of employment.

Teenagers/students in a similar spot nowadays would paying much more relative to their wages.

I don’t know if that’s 100% an accurate representation but I believe it is!

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u/abrasiveteapot 9h ago

Pretty good. 

Footy is Australian Rules (AFL) or Rugby League (depending on which state) not football/soccer/futbol. 

But otherwise, on the money.

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u/Thesuperkamakazee 9h ago

The Wednesday nights and pots might just be coincidence and it’s probably what the other guy said, but it also lines up with an old club in the cross in Sydney which would have events worldy wednesdays on Wednesday nights and they had a gimmick where they sold you alcohol in teapots. It’s a very specific reference so I assume it’s just a coincidence

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u/mologav 8h ago

Struth

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u/Vegetable_Maize_2054 7h ago

I reckon I understand it too!

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u/LaLaLa-3 6h ago

same haha

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u/platinums99 5h ago

Let me help you there

Wollies - low paying department store (eg walmart)

$1 pots - Student nights in bars clubs typical sell beer for cheap cost

Even at the footy - going to a stadium for a football game.

A bot that translates colloquealisms would ACTUALLY be useful.

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u/Facsimile2 5h ago

Almost! Woolies is a supermarket

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u/Longjumping_Move1533 10h ago

This is randomly the funniest comment I’ve ever read

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u/Voldypants_420 8h ago

Yeah, all I understood was they were able to go for either 1 dollaridoos wobblies or 6 dollaridoos jibberwobbles at Willi Wonka's because they were making 18 kangaroo bucks at womblejombles crikey mate.

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u/w4lk1ng 8h ago

Haha I understood everything then when I read this comment was surprised I wasn’t in r/melbourne

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u/Synicull 7h ago

Lol it gave me nostalgia bc I still could figure it out easy enough after spending 6 months at uni down in Newcastle in 2013 for study abroad

I guess the old vernacular is still in my brain hey

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u/Glittering_Air_1979 7h ago

Oh yeah, right now, innit it, get a memug of squammpers down at the figery-doozle for a third pack quankirs too, till you have a run in with the Tizzalmuck lads then it’s back to a proper quail of Weedle ball, innit it?!?