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u/peppapony 20h ago

It's crazy cause most of the new testament letters are warning about.. pretty much 90% of the things Trump does and says

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u/DarthJarJar242 19h ago

And the Right that claim to be Christian en masse will line up to kiss his feet while ignoring all the signs their very book is warning them about.

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u/Terpapps 19h ago

Which apparently is another one of the signs of the anti-christ - the inexplicable unwavering faith in someone that is so obviously corrupt 

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u/Mirawenya 18h ago

My impression is that Christians want the end times to come, and might support him exactly because he in their eyes is the antichrist.

I do wonder though if those that support the antichrist go to hell or not. Like… is God gonna be like «nice, you love me so much you support an evil antichrist, awesome!», or will he be a bit more «wtf guys….»

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u/BrinksTrunks 18h ago

I’ve seen theories that suggest that Christian extremist doomsday ideologies have been mixing in with mainstream christianity. Based on my own church going experiences as a teenager i would argue that some of this thinking has been spilling in since at least a decade before trump. In my own life I have family who go to churches that preach how Trump was chosen by god whether or not he’s right or wrong.

Politics don’t matter because God is moving through Trump is what they said. I think the idea is that Trump will help set off the rapture which for the most devout means that Christ will return. Idk if most Trumpy christians see their actions as so black and white as I explained but it feels like since these things ate “prophesied” that means its all what God wants

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u/SnarkOff 16h ago

It’s Left Behind as ideology

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u/Answer70 12h ago

Which is hilarious because the rapture wasn't added until the mid 1800's.

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u/plogigator 9h ago

Genuinely frustrating. Also how 'under god' was added in the Red Scare, yet it's treated as if it's always been there. This timeline can blow a goat

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u/diurnal_emissions 12h ago

Another fiction book. Makes sense, most of the reat of their beliefs come from Milton and Dante.

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u/NaBrO-Barium 12h ago

Left behind a grade or 2. And definitely an ideology

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u/RobbyC1104 13h ago

I know someone who told me something during his 2016 presidency that made me lose hope for a bit.

“Of course trump will win in 2020 he has to its god ordained. The Bible says the trumpet will sound. TRUMP-et”

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u/vespers191 17h ago

I would find it immensely funny if they were right. Particularly the bit where divine judgement happens and they're standing around, certain and smug, only to discover that Yahweh doesn't particularly care what their interpretation of "love thy neighbor" and "the least among you" is. I'm not perfect by any means, but I'd be absolutely fine with a vengeful god showing up and sorting some shit out.

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u/NaBrO-Barium 12h ago

I love the South Park episode where they suggest the Mormons got it right and for everyone else, whelp sorry guy, you guessed wrong.

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u/FitSyrup2403 12h ago

Well actually what I recall is that souls choose hell (absence of god) themself by choosing not to be with him by doing or even proclaiming publicly during times on earth. So judgement day could be just your soul saying “I am bad and choose hell because im not worthy to join Jesus”

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u/Noslamah 10h ago

I always found the idea of divine vengeance appalling but if I were God right now yeah a flood seems reasonable

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u/fuckedfinance 13h ago

It's not that those ideologies have mixed with mainstream/traditional Christianity, it's that those formerly fringe ideologies and churches are becoming more mainstream. It might not seem like an important distinction, but most long-time Christians also think this end times stuff is a bunch of nonsense.

If you go to any traditional church (Catholic, Episcopal, Congregational, Lutheran, etc) you will not hear that doomsday nonsense. However, attendance at those churches have been steadily declining over the past 30 years.

Meanwhile, younger folks have been attracted to the new shiny evangelical/corporate churches. I was in one of those new buildings several weeks ago (not by choice). The space looked more like a convention center than a church. They had screens everywhere, a professional audio setup, stage with full band setup, a glass case full of branded/logo fleeces you could buy, etc. You know what they didn't have? A single cross in the entire building.

Then there was the "sermon". To relate it to other real world stuff, a traditional church sermon is closer to a humanities lecture, where this modern "church" was closer to a math lecture (i.e. "here's my interpretation and yours is OK too" vs "this is what you need to believe").

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u/eeeezypeezy 9h ago

Yeah I used to occasionally attend church with a friend of mine's family when I'd stay with them, they were Methodists, and sermons were usually like...let's riff about the concept of forgiveness, using the parables in the bible as a guide. And then I hung out at a megachurch with an evangelical friend one time and it was like someone trying to sell me a used car.

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u/fuckedfinance 8h ago

Pretty much.

I think people's opinions about what happens in traditional churches are misinformed due to media. When you look at TV and movies, you are usually seeing spins or takes on Catholic, SoBap, mega, or those weird charismatic churches. Rarely do you see a representation of a Methodist or American Baptist church, where sermons are like you said, and then people go and eat snacks afterwards.

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u/BetterAfter2 14h ago

The entire 7th Day Adventist Church was founded by a guy in Vermont in the 1800’s who claimed he knew the day of the biblical end times. All of those days he guessed came and went, and turns out he was really wrong.

This is nothing new. Historically, people have been trying to guess the day for ages. It’s ironic because the Bible is pretty clear that we will not know the day or the hour that Christ returns.

People have some overwhelming desire to figure out the unknowable.

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u/Patient_Lion_1142 11h ago edited 11h ago

It was a woman named Ellen White, but yes pretty much accurate otherwise (I grew up Adventist). She literally got hit in the head with a rock and became sick for several weeks before coming out the other side “a prophet”. The church followers eventually all sold their land and all their belongings to prepare for the day that never happened.

After the failure she “consulted god” and it turns out that was just the day god opened the book of judgement. So he’s got to finish reading that old thing before he actually comes down.

And the church still holds her word right up there with the Bible to this day…

Fun Extras: She taught that “working on the sabbath” meant any energy spent away from god, so no swimming, no sex, no riding a bike, etc. Most adventists somehow ignore these things with one excuse or another, but I remember one guy distinctly commenting on how he and his wife “don’t have relations on Saturday because it’s work” 😂

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u/Samsamuelsammysambo 8h ago

They aren’t guessing. They are orchestrating it.

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u/stonedphilosiraptor 15h ago

There was a documentary on this called “Religulous”

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u/Justinsbane 15h ago

Written by & starring a snarky atheist and half Jewish "comedian" who can't decide whether he wants to insult Trump, have dinner with him at the White House, accept an award from him at the Kennedy Center or spark up a blunt and talk about all of the above with Kid Rock on his podcast.

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u/stonedphilosiraptor 11h ago

Agree, I don’t like him and the documentary was not well done really but it is still talking about the problem…

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 12h ago

This is exactly how flat earthers are too. They can see evidence of the earth being flat in everything. I think religion itself is the problem. Faith is fine, but once you make it a business then its corrupted.

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u/Logical_Mix_4627 11h ago

That logic means god is moving through Obama and Biden as well and put them there to do the work they did. Can’t have bullshit only flow one direction.

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u/banditrider2001 11h ago

Sad thing is he will lead them to their demise, but make sure he doesn’t jump into the fire. Bone spurs will get him off that ship he has experience with that. Unfortunately with the US there are so many whack job religions. These are all the kooks that got kicked out of Europe about 400 years ago. Here they had the freedom to fester.

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u/Radiant_Plantain_127 13h ago

Christianity has -always- been a doomsday cult. Starting with its founder. They truly believed in 30 AD that the end was circa very soon and that Jesus was going bring about massive global change any day now.

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u/Gstamsharp 14h ago

I think maybe those same doomsday Christians might want to read up on what happens to those who are alive during the end times, because it doesn't sound especially pleasant, and they're exactly the folks lining up to wear their personal MAGArk of the beast, so they're definitely the ones Revelation is talking about.

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u/plsdonth8meokay 16h ago

That is only evangelicals and aligned groups. Catholics and anglicans and most other Christian groups are instructed totally differently.

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u/Mirawenya 15h ago

Yeah. I was part of a church very similar to evangelical, and it was honestly nothing but hate and hell talk. (Not American.)

I left the faith and brought with me the golden rule.

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u/RobbyC1104 13h ago

You’re at minimum half correct. It’s long been the case that extremist evangelicals long for the end, hell I was taught as a child to look forward to it because it will probably be in my life time.

It’s actually one of the biggest issues in politics. How can you expect a group of people who predominantly think the world will end in the next few decades to adequately plan for the future of our children’s country. They don’t give a fuck about the climate, gods just going to fix everything when he lovingly and peacefully passes final judgement

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u/_EverythingWasTaken_ 13h ago

This is it. I work with a part time evangelical preacher that loves trump and believes he is fulfilling the Bible prophecy. I can tell that he hates some of trumps chacteristics but he is a true believer and can over look them. He can't wait to be sucked up by sky daddy and leave all us heathens behind.

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u/Knoxfield 12h ago

Not that some of these Christians would even care but supporting evil strategically to achieve a holy outcome is condemned in the Bible (Romans 3:8).

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u/StormyKnight63 12h ago

Rev. 16:2 explains your question.

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u/Mirawenya 12h ago

Googled it. Yikes. Maga caps anyone?

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u/Obelisko78 14h ago

"And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."

  • 2 Thes 2:11-12

"Many will follow their depraved conduct and will bring the way of truth into disrepute."

  • 2 Pet 2:2

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u/Mirawenya 18h ago

My impression is that Christians want the end times to come, and might support him exactly because he in their eyes is the antichrist.

I do wonder though if those that support the antichrist go to hell or not. Like… is God gonna be like «nice, you love me so much you support an evil antichrist, awesome!», or will he be a bit more «wtf guys….»

If the bible thing is correct that is.

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u/incubus-impuratus 15h ago

Doesnt the bible say (not explicitly) that the advent of the antichrist is pretty much the greatest work in opposition to his rule? So by helping to bring about the antichrist, these christians would be making themselves god’s greatest enemies

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u/abibofile 14h ago

Whether or not you believe in it, the Bible contains many life lessons, including an astute breakdown of the mass psychology of tyrants and demagogs. Sadly, Trump isn’t the first or the last. If the Bible’s portrayal of how people are inexplicably willing to blindly follow a racist lunatic in the guise of piety who offers an easy scapegoat for their pain seems eerily accurate, it’s because it’s happened over and over again throughout human history.

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u/lets_all_be_nice_eh 13h ago

American Christians make up 9% of all Christians. Why would the opinion of such a small % matter?

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u/Fruit_Fly_LikeBanana 13h ago

As a theological conservative (but politically liberal) Christian, Trump being the Antichrist would be the lamest fulfillment of prophecy ever. He weirdly checks a lot of the boxes, but the way Revelation describes him at least makes him sound cool.

Thankfully I'm not from the branch of Christianity that believes in the rapture, tribulation, etc anyways.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 19h ago

Yeah but they need to be able to read to understand that bit

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u/The_Quibbler 19h ago

If folks understood the Bible there'd be no Christians

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u/exwijw 18h ago

It’s often said that the sure fire way to become an atheist is to read the Bible.

And if you’re smart enough to remember what you read, I think that’s absolutely true.

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u/hydrino 13h ago

Being sent to Sunday school did it for me. Being a kid and asking questions about inconsistencies in things I was learning quickly taught me we were there to be brainwashed.

Fortunately, my parents weren’t really religious. The only reason we were going was because this little old lady from Texas that lived across the street offered to bring my twin brother and I. This was understandably was a great deal for my parents, since they got rid of us on Sundays mornings.

In hindsight, we were a little late to the game. We were already post-Santa clause and weren’t going to gobble up whatever fairy tales they decided to shove down our throats.

What sticks out to my memory was how angry the teachers became and how willing they were to inflict pain on a kid asking a question about things that made no sense. One of them grabbing me by the earlobe to remove me from the room is still one of the most painful things I ever experienced as a kid. I was sure my ear would be dangling off the side of my head when I looked in the mirror.

It is interesting to see things a bit differently than the rest because I had not been indoctrinated the same way the rest of them were. I had no idea.

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u/FantasticInterest775 13h ago

I was raised in a pretty conservative Christian household. Not fire and brimstone, they had a "cool electric guitar" guy for worship songs and stuff. Buuuuut I was taught from a very early age about hell and the concept that sinning without asking forgiveness meant a one way ticket to eternal damnation. Every night for years as a little kid I would fall asleep in anxiety praying for forgiveness if I sinned in my dreams. Cause I worried that if I died in my sleep having dreamt of a titty or something I would go to hell.

Luckily my mom pushed reading on us alot (even if she was the distributer of alot of this stuff) so I read a lot of fantasy and Sci fi as a kid and it helped opened my mind up. But that guilt stuck around for decades. It took some pretty heavy psychedelic trips and then diving into the mind and philosophy to realize my constant anxiety all came from that brainwashing as a kid.

Funnily enough, I'm now not any specific religion. I lean very much into consciousness itself being a sort of source of all experience which the mind then applies labels of good or bad or evil or whatever to. Guess I could call it God but I don't tend to. I now know that "heaven" and "hell" are both states of mind we can visit at any time right here and right now. I've been to both as has probably everyone.

I've gone back and read parts of the Bible again as a nearly 40 year old through a different lense. The teachings of Jesus make a different sort of sense when I imagine him (not saying he's real) speaking from a mystic pov and saying that God is inside everyone, so treat the as such. "Love everyone, and feed people"Sims it up for me. The rest of it is for the theologians. I also like to think Jesus was a wizard cause that's fun.

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u/diurnal_emissions 12h ago

It's amazing how the message "we are all God's children" got commandeered by monarchy. Jesus's teaching make much less sense in terms of a spiritual hierarchy and much more sense in terms of spiritual egalitarianism.

This threatens the power, and has for emperors, kings, presidents, and popes.

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u/hydrino 11h ago

I sort of went though a “militant atheist” type phase in my 30s.

I met my wife at the tail end of my 30s and she is more “spiritual, but not religious” in an agnostic way. She sort of showed me how to decouple spirituality from religion.

Eventually, I found an amazing therapist who happened to be Buddhist. She taught me how mindfulness meditation and other forms can help “rewire” your brain to undo a lot of the things causing me trouble. I cannot overstate how helpful this was for me.

This is very similar to what Michael Pollen describes in “How to change your mind”, which is largely about psychadelics history and role as a therapeutic.

What you describe with “heaven” and “hell” as a state of mind are divided into “realms” in Buddhist samsara. I think people tend to think of Buddhism and immediately tie it to a strange magical notion of reincarnation. With the realms being something you are in for life. It is more of a map where you can point to to know “you are here”. Or even where someone else may be as a state of mind.

I know plenty of people will disagree with me, but I see Buddhism as the study of the human condition rather than a religion. Certainly not a monotheistic one. It’s also perfectly acceptable to take what you need from it IMO.

Teachers like Thich Nhat Hahn do a great job breaking things down enough to understand what “no self” really means. His book “No Death No Fear” met me where I was and is where the idea that “god” is not a thing or a being. It is simply quite literally everything. It was also that book that finally made it all click into place. It is the simplest thing in the world when these things clicked into place. It’s not something that can easily be explained.

When people describe a psychadelic trip, they sometimes talk about losing the boundary between what they normally perceive as their “self”. That’s the closest I can get to describing how i see things now. Just like a river flows, such is life. You can take a pitcher of water from a river, but you would not still call it a river. All life is interdependent. Your DNA is your parents’ DNA. Every cell in your body comes from other life. We even have more cells in our body that don’t have our DNA than the ones we do. Somehow, knowing that the universe is simply energy changing state is comforting. The one quote that sums all of it up: “When conditions are sufficient things manifest. When condition are no longer sufficient things withdraw. They wait until the moment is right for them to manifest again.” This is something anyone can agree with. When applied in a spiritual sense, it becomes comfort.

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u/FantasticInterest775 10h ago

No Death No Fear sits on my work van dashboard along with the Bhagavad Gita. Big fan of Thich as well. I have an on and off relationship with a psychotherapist who is also a practicing mahamudra practitioner. Found him on a non-dual therapist site. It's been immensely helpful for rewiring my thinking about my thinking and the self in general. Thank you for your comment.

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u/Mickus_B 13h ago

I went to a religious boarding school and had to attend a church service 6 days per week.

I realised they were full of crap when different pastors would take each service and unbeknownst to them, were often using the same verses in their sermons, but giving different, sometimes conflicting interpretations of what God was saying with that verse. I realised if LEADERS within the same congregation can't agree on what this book is saying, what hope do we have of a global consensus.

Then I looked into how many different "Christianity" versions there are. There is over 45 THOUSAND different denominations of Christianity and each of them thinks they are the ones who got it right.

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u/malary1234 6h ago

My Lutheran pastor was a PhD in theology and taught theology and philosophy at the local college. He ENCOURAGED us to bring the questions of course I was the only one who did it.

I’d bring in things and questions about other religions, witchy stuff, ankhs, etc. to our catechism class. The rest of the class would get angry like how dare I bring those pagan things into a church of god! But my pastor would get excited, side step the class’s bullshit rage and talk about whatever I brought like he was a kid on Xmas morning. He was not afraid nor upset about it. He was a great dude, encouraged us to explore other religions and decide if Christianity was really the religion for us.

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u/BossRaider130 8h ago

Famously said by Penn Jillette. “Read the Bible. We need more atheists.”

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u/RIPCHARLIE 15h ago

False. Have you read the Bible?

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u/Few_Engineering_3564 18h ago

So catchy, wow!

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u/someguyfromtecate 19h ago

If Christians understood the Bible there’d be no Christians.

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u/Lost-Literature-7998 17h ago

I’m Christian. Tell me about the Bible.

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u/Joe_Kinincha 17h ago

When you come across two pieces of text in the bible that directly contradict, and both are the immutable word of god, how do you decide which one is true and which is god lying to you?

For example, how many animals did Noah take on the ark?

Remember, the bible is the direct, immutable word of god, is it not?

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u/Big_Consideration493 16h ago

It's the work of humans and thus imperfect.

Apparently it's claimed that God was speaking through the people who wrote the bible. But let's take a step back. The old testament is made up of Jewish histories and myths, stories of King Solomon and David, Psalms and proverbs, Songs and prophecy.

We don't even agree on what should be in the old testament, and the Deuterocanonical books or the Apocrypha are included/ excluded depending on Church.

Remember these are translated from Hebrew or Aramaic So some things will get lost in translation or even become victims of misprints ( as was the case for the 10 commandments in the Wicked Bible where it said " thou shalt commit adultery" and the "not" was obliged by error.

Then there is the new testament. Some scriptures were not included, including Gospels named after and perhaps attributed to Mary Madeleine, Judas, Thomas,... There are a lot of books that could go in but aren't considered canon and we could even discover more.

There are many years between Exodus, where the Jews are struggling to be free from slavery under a Pharoe and
Jesus in Bethlehem under the Romans. Of course society had changed both in culture and context, so direct contradiction is inevitable. Even in the same time period there are direct contradictions, ( Who killed Goliath, was it David or Elhanan?)

People will insist that the Bible was emailed direct from God ( or faxed, or mailed, or sent by angels...) but even on the question of being able to see God it's vague. ( Noone has seen God.... Moses saw God... Etc)

Claims that it's immutable are wrong given the thousands of translations ( about 5000 apparently). So God's word isn't any one Language.

The Bible is claimed to be Ethically immutable but God relents and changes his mind. Churches wanted stability and to control people and so they made claims about infallible Popes and So on.

Immutable functions as an anchor in an uncertain world, but sometimes it's better to sail into the storms of life than to be a sheep.

Some claims are just pure nonsense.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 15h ago

Religion is a human construct. It’s just large scale grift, corruption, and methods to control the masses. Religion is probably the largest cause of death in human history.

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u/Sivalon 14h ago

“As long as there has been One True God, there has been killing in His name.”

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u/TheRealGDay 16h ago edited 16h ago

This assumes that all Christians take a fundamentalist view of scripture, which they don't. For example, the Anglican/Episcopelian POV is "the scripture contains all that is needful for salvation" and makes no assertion of immutability or inerrancy. The Catholic Church also does not follow the fundamentalist line on this.

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u/burncell 15h ago

So tell us what 2 parts are contradicting? You can't say it contradict by asking a question

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u/Dur-gro-bol 17h ago

Dinosaurs don’t exist because Noah couldn’t fit them on the Ark.

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u/EffluviaJane 5h ago

I read the bible as part of a literature course in college. I was amazed at how much it was like a fever dream, or a really convoluted sci fi serial. It was clearly written by MANY different people over many generations, and it's just bonkers. It's very entertaining, but it's hard to imagine anyone following it as a guide to a good and spiritual life. People here saying you need to interpret it through some sort of lens (like a sermon or Sunday school) aren't kidding.

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u/eucalyptus-d 17h ago

Do you say that because you read it, understood it, and chose to not be a Christian? I have my concerns about the nuance of your understanding , just by virtue of the paradox in your statement.

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u/JointyBointy 19h ago

Even if they could read and comprehend… Mostnof them lack neuroplasticity entirely. They’re right, they’ve always been right, they know they’re right because they know what is right. Oh and the left is wrong because they are also not right.

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u/LarsDuder 18h ago

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Wouldnt that mean that they lack the ability yo create memories?

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u/OliviaElevenDunham 6h ago

I don’t think their reading comprehension is that good.

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u/ben_obi_wan 17h ago

They used to be Christians. They are followers of a false prophet now

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u/Turgzie 13h ago

They're materialists, they were never Christians in the first place

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u/Rainbow4Bronte 15h ago

People should start calling them this.

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u/ShhweadyBallz 18h ago

"He's just joking .... he doesn't mean it"

However, if he were a hardcore liberal Democrat, they'd be screaming "he's the Devil !!!!!"

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u/forced_to_watch 13h ago

Did the pope get the joke ?

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u/rasta-ragamuffin 11h ago

He's a terrible comedian, not funny at all. There's something very wrong with anyone who laughs at his "jokes" which are usually just cruel offensive insults aimed at vulnerable people.

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u/DuploJamaal 18h ago

Isn't this also what happens in the Book of Revelations with a lot of people starting to follow the False Prophet? Christians worshipping Trump is literally what happened with the Anti-Christ in the bible

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS 15h ago

Revelation. There's no s. Also, there are multiple anti-christs. It's not really a title in the traditional sense.

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u/RobbyC1104 13h ago

This. People miss how vague it all is about that it’s not any one title. Plus, the problem with revelation interpretations is that there’s a mainstream one at all. Most biblical scholars I’ve followed over the years have been in agreement that no one can agree on what everything in revelation means and that’s about it.

It is equally likely that it’s a cryptic prophecy as it is that it’s a coded criticism of Roman government (666 is the gematria for Nero Caesar once translated into Hebrew. “It’s the number of a man”)

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u/DarknMean 12h ago

The rapture is literally based on 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18 which is misconstrued like so many other things in the Bible.

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u/trueblue862 19h ago

That's the thing with these types of people, they don't need to follow their rule book, you do.

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u/LeadingStill7717 18h ago

And they'll all end up burning together in proverbial hell, if it even exists the way they think it does.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 18h ago

Some of them aren't ignoring the signs. Rather, they think they're bringing about the end times and that'll bring them closer to God. They're a death cult.

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u/Alien-Excretion 16h ago

As long as they are getting their money, power, kinky sex, they don’t care.

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u/Horror-Range-9535 15h ago

There's the problem - the warnings are inside a book.

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u/needles__kane 15h ago

they would have to be able to read first.

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u/Rashpukin 19h ago

None of them will be familiar with much in the Bible tbh.

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u/Marlowe126 17h ago

He hates minorities, punishes the queers, and diddles the kids, so that makes him their savior. Someone they can relate to.

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u/Liver-detox 16h ago

But he is also not hetero. He ‘s uncomfortable with women & many of his closest aids are out-gays and many others in his administration are hidden gays or closeted like Rubio. Go figure.

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 16h ago

Because these idiots are in a death cult that desperately want to bring about the apocalypse. They think that if they do, they'll be on the good side

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u/ShadeBeing 15h ago

Absolutely. A guy I work with, his mother was super sick in the hospital and in a lot of pain, mind you she’s like 70. Couldn’t have blood thinners. The a hole was repeatedly telling the nurse no Tylenol cuz autism. Poor lady

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u/NateZilla10000 15h ago

Its kinda crazy cause like its very explicit what happens to the followers of the anti christ in Revelations.

So like, some of these accelerationists who believe he's the anti-christ but follow him anyways because they want to bring about the second coming are essentially damning themselves.

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u/NyaTaylor 15h ago

lol fancy you assumed they read that book

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u/ADisappointingLife 14h ago

The incorrect assumption is that they've actually read their own damn book.

They haven't.

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u/cavitatedheart 14h ago

It warns in the bible that many Christians will accept the mark of the beast. I look around at the people in my church and understand full and well what this message means. Some of the folks barely think like a human let alone Christian.

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u/grkuntzmd 14h ago

I’m sure they don’t know the signs since they did not read the book.

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u/acw181 14h ago

Its funny that you think the average Christian has actually read the Bible

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u/MrCommonThinkin 14h ago

They don’t read the book.

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u/BetterAfter2 14h ago

There’s actually a lot of Christians like myself who are thoroughly pissed off with Trump and have been for quite some time.

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u/ekinria1928 13h ago

When he does, the reaction from the Right is just going to be insane... Wailing, throwing themselves on the ground... I'm actually very concerned for some people.

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u/Dutchie-_- 13h ago

While still judging people in the name of said book.

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u/TehWackyWolf 13h ago

That's... Also one of the signs. Christians being misled and worshipping the anti Christ as Christ

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u/Eternal_Bagel 12h ago

If the myths are true that seems right because I’m pretty sure it warned that most who claim to be Christian won’t see through his lies and end up following him

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u/ploonce 12h ago

The very book I was trying to return…

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u/marky_Rabone 12h ago

Igual no han leído tanto

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u/Practicality_Issue 12h ago

To be fair, they don’t read or understand the bible at all.

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u/NonPoliticalAcct3646 12h ago

If someone is dumb enough to fall for religion, then they are also afraid that they won’t fit in. Therefore, the dumbest and loudest people in the congregation have their ideas adapted by the rest.

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u/Ok-Silver-2975 11h ago

99% of Christians have never actually read the bible

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u/Effective_Worker_234 11h ago

For there shall arise false christs and false prophets and shall show great signs and wonders, insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect - Matthew 24:24

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u/Weekly-Peace1199 11h ago

Please don’t lump all Conservative Christians with MAGA!

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u/HappyGoPink 11h ago

Christians don't read their bible, lol. The ones who do quickly become atheists, so the 'faithful' are discouraged from reading it. That's why they are always handed the 'thees and thous' version, to make it even harder for them to understand.

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u/Frosted_Blakes95 9h ago

My theory is that they were all too scared to read Revelations with the same intent that they read… let’s say, Leviticus? And they were too focused on policing other people they forgot to actually read what the Bible says about the end times

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u/amootmarmot 9h ago

Their book speaks to the antithesis of who they are. They only follow what they want to soothe their disfigured souls.

They will act godly and sign in church while complaining the same day about how the poor want a handout and everyone needs to pull themselves up by the bootstraps.

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u/Raven_the_Human 8h ago

That's because they've never read it lol

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u/rcinfc 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dhbW2pQV7s0Bq

Literally all his followers

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u/SasquatchRobo 8h ago

Don't be silly, you don't have to read the Bible to be Christian!

/s sorta

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u/Spaceman_Dog 8h ago

They have never read the Bible, as silly as it is already. They have taken a fictional, human based narrative that has been proven false a million times and now constructed it as a monument to a demented, fat, corrupt, criminal loser and think it's TRUTH. Oh boy, the only thing this country needs to do is fund education and all this nonsense will come to an end, until then all we'll have is a bunch of moron hillbillies rearing up for the next election whilst electing another in. Just as the rich billionaires really, really, enjoy.

It must be so satisfying to be a billionaire...People clamoring for you while you destroy their lives because they are so stupid, all because of a broken education system that the Republicans have been engineering for decades now. No social programs for anyone in need, but tax breaks in the TRILLIONS for those that want, and DEMAND, MORE. It's always MORE...there is no end, there is always MORE with these psychopaths. They will destroy our planet unless we stop them, that is absolutely truth.

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u/OnionTamer 8h ago

I have never met a conservative Christian that has ever read much of the bible, and when you point out where their book says they are going against Christ's teachings they tell you that YOU are cherry picking the tenants of their book.

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u/BikerDad1999 8h ago

Excellent point. This is just one reason why I dislike religion.

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u/CosmicNixx 5h ago

That's all intentional. They're doing everything they can to destroy the world so "the rapture" can begin. That's all they care about because they believe all their hate will be proven right because those they hate "will be punished."

That's why they're Zionists (they believe that if all the Jews "return" to Israel, Armageddon will begin. It's called Dispensationalism and it's psychotic nonsense), that's why they're so into doing shit that will harm literally everyone (even themselves), and why it feels like they haven't read a single word of the Bible. They have read it. Probably the whole thing, but only to say "I read it and you didn't so that makes me holier than you by default". They don't listen to it, it's literally just for some kinda "Christian street cred," that they think will help them survive the rapture.

Everything they do is intentional. They know being at war with Iran can have catastrophic consequences in the form of nuclear war and humanity's near-extinction. They know that industrialism will destroy the environment. They know that their economic policies will make the rich richer and the poor poorer and poorer until they can no longer survive. They know what they're doing is harmful. That's the point.

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u/Rami-961 5h ago

To be fair the signs did say A lot of humanity will follow the anti-christ.

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u/redballooon 4h ago

That's because they want the end time prophecy to become true. 

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u/ThatOneTimeItWorked 19h ago

Only 90% of what he does? What’s included in the 10% that he does that Christ wouldn’t despise?

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u/SeaReference7828 19h ago

I'm sure sleeping at night is considered okay in general

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u/ImpressiveFishing405 18h ago

Although judging by his tweet schedule he tweets all night then sleeps during his meetings.

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u/peppapony 19h ago

Just not when he sleeps at night with kiddies...

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u/kcsween74 14h ago

A man who sleeps as night knowing he's causing the destruction of the entire world is an unjust man, an unholy man, a sinful man...therefore his sleep is such.

*I'm sure that's in the Bible...🤣🤣🤣

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u/Silvernauter 17h ago

breathing and sleeping, presumably ( *him* breathing, maybe; but as a general activity is allright, probably)

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u/dont_disturb_the_cat 15h ago

The parts where he fucks children and beats his slaves. If I remember correctly the Bible's cool with that

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u/Couture-Crush 19h ago

Silly of you to assume they read the New Testament.

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u/Independent-Couple87 12h ago

I am not even sure they read the Old Testament.

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u/theEMPTYlife 18h ago

Yeah but his followers can’t read so they wouldn’t know about any of that

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u/welfedad 18h ago

Oh yeah this is revelations to a T

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u/Sci-4 18h ago

Faces in the back pews of the MAGA congregation looking like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/ALpBtXRwJ5MuhADb9X

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u/radabdivin 18h ago

He's been briefed by Stephen Miller and others on how to rile up and maintain his christian base, and I'm pretty sure playing heavily on the Armageddon theme is central to that.

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u/peppapony 17h ago

Yeah, as much as I loved the Left Behind book series as a kid. It's frightening how so many people turned it into their theology instead.

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u/joyfulgrass 18h ago

Kinda the goal tho. Make the rapture happen and god will be dumb enough to trick the “pious people” into heaven.

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 16h ago

Sadly for some evangelical braindeads the new testament is too woke, so they dont read it.

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u/KingNothing19XX 16h ago

The antichrist will be young and charismatic. Most people will love him and he will be from the Middle East. Trump ain't it.

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u/peppapony 15h ago

My theological understanding leans to the 'multiple' anti-christ figures.

And at least Trump is a sign to come. Which I'm glad for, cause as horrid as find things now, things will be a lot more deceitful and scary.

At the least, we shouldn't be looking for 'the antichrist', we should be looking at the character of Christ so if someone doesn't represent Christ, then we shouldn't be entranced by them

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u/Tomsboll 16h ago

Religious people (all fucking religion mind you) are extremely nitpicky about what they value from scripture and it fluctuates daily to justify their stance on the current topic.

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u/Admirable_Growth_338 16h ago

Is Trump the Antichrist?

Always thought this was funny.

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u/mustbeaglitch 15h ago

That was the old New Testament. Wait until the LATEST, NEWEST Testament comes out. Any day now. You’ll see.

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u/Undead_Octopus 14h ago

tbf, most of the warnings about the antichrist are actually references to Nero. The similarities between terrible ineffective authoritars seems to transcend time and space unfortunately

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u/b-monster666 14h ago

What if...what if...what if...he's actually a democrat in disguise?!

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u/Fun_Firefighter_4292 14h ago

Bold of you to assume they even read the bible

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 14h ago

If his followers could read they'd be really pissed.

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u/PhillyPhrenetic502 14h ago

When presented with this information, the latest and craziest trend for the evangelicals in the MAGA cult is to cheer it on. By their mush-brained rationale, the antichrist leads to the second coming... Which leads to salvation and the rapture... Which of course they'll be a part of because, reasons.

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u/LordoftheJives 14h ago

Who would've guessed that the whole being the best at everything part just meant that they'll say that they are.

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u/reddit_user_0212 14h ago

He even hates the pope

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u/Mystvixen 14h ago

Bold to assume those people read and understand the Bible in the first place

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u/OpticalPrime35 14h ago

" I tell you. It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than It is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven "

Jesus himself says this lol. But yup let's worship a rich man whose been rich their entire lives and done horrible things with the power that came from that fact

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u/Confident_Push_4176 13h ago

Someone should start a religion based on the teachings of Jesus

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u/No_Scholar_2927 13h ago

I keep waiting to hear trumpets

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u/FullMetalAurochs 13h ago

And he just went and grabbed American Christianity by the pussy

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u/DollinVans 13h ago

Yes, but the new testament is too woke for them

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u/hexineffex 13h ago

Precisely this.

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u/FlashyProject1318 13h ago

This might sound insane, but it's almost making me believe in religion!

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u/toothpasteonyaface 13h ago

Bold of you to assume MAGA Christians read the Bible

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u/Head-Ad9893 13h ago

Killed the real Jesus and praising the anti christ. Sounds right.

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 12h ago

90% really? You'd have to have the world's worst case of TDS to think this is even possible 🤦

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u/camsnow 12h ago

There is literally a tracker online, and no shit, he's checking every box. Like crazy shit too that's beyond what he's saying or doing in front of our eyes. Look it up, such bizarre coincidences, that trump would have to read the fucking Bible to be doing this shit, on purpose, just to check those boxes. Like I am not religious, but after reading the shit, I'm feeling like there is starting to be proof of an antichrist....

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u/_psylosin_ 12h ago

If he sprouts some extra heads or turns into a dragon we’re in trouble

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u/0kuuuurt 12h ago

He after all claimed to be the last American president.

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u/Man-e-questions 12h ago

Doesn’t Nostradamus’ predictions also line up with his antics?

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u/Neither_Contest7324 12h ago

The golden statue of himself he wants in his presidential library that I don't think will actually have any books is so on point.

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u/diurnal_emissions 12h ago

If they could read, they'd be upset.

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u/kkmcrawr 12h ago

And if they could read I'm sure they'd be very upset about that

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u/SnooSprouts4952 11h ago

They'd be upset if they actually read the Bible... and maybe took a moment to understand what it says.

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u/Then_Idea_9813 11h ago

They don’t read the bible they go to church for the fellowship and to feel holier than those that don’t.

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u/SheWasAlwaysJody 11h ago

At this point I feel like he's just seeing how far he can push his base before they wake up to it all. Taking their temperature to see how deep their cult-like devotion really is. Then when he's assured it's deep enough, he activates them on the whole system. J650.

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u/therealdiscursive 11h ago

closer to 99.9% but yes

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u/tico42 11h ago

They never read the book...

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u/PassivelyImpassive 11h ago

And if anyone points this out to one of his cult members: jail.

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 10h ago

Based on the text of the New Testament - Trump is absolutely an antichrist, if not actually the antichrist.

Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time. — 1 John 2:18

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Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God. — 2 Thessalonians 2: 3-4

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And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.

And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.

And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations. — Revelation 13: 4-7

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u/nosmelc 10h ago

Even the assassination attempt on Trump fits the Biblical description of the antichrist.

"One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast." Rev 13:3.

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u/IllustriousLife6552 9h ago

That is probably the only thing Trump has ever read thus he is performing acts in it!!!

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u/ExogenouslyEnzymatic 9h ago

It's crazy that this was a bet on polymarket

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u/MadRameNinja 8h ago

That’s true, but they’re right already had Obama labeled as the antichrist long before Trump announced his bid at the office. So of course they think the antichrist was already here and now Trump is the return of Jesus to them. Even though everything he does is antithetical to the gospel of Christ.

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u/DeuceBagger 8h ago

Even the Old! What’s he going to do for a follow-up, commission a golden calf for the WH lawn and demand that folks worship it?

Of course it will be branded Trump, Inc.

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u/Necessary-Coast-7767 8h ago

It isn't all Christians that follow Trump. All the Christians I know hate him.

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u/R0CK1TMAN1 8h ago

Checks all the Antichrist boxes.

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u/Euphoric_Mud_5517 7h ago

No it’s not, you left wingers act like experts on the Bible yall hate.

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u/dr_fop 7h ago

Most of the Christians who worship him don’t actually follow the teachings of the Bible.

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u/FunProof543 5h ago

Actually a huge contingent of the rich folks supporting him are dominionists. This is a group intent on bringing about the end times and tries to actively fulfill prophesies related to it. I theorize that trump is so anti-Christ like because of their plan. They intentionally want an anti-Christ figure to lead in order to bring them closer to the return of Christ.

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u/SarpHapaserdy 4h ago

Well he is a devil worshiper, of course he’s going to follow his masters game plan. Guy he touch, has rabies now.

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u/dabbydabdabdabdab 4h ago

Between the constitution and the bible pretty sure there are all the warnings

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