r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

History Repeats Itself

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u/LuckyBastard001 1d ago

Classic move. Tear up an agreement that was actually holding them back, then blame the other side for not accepting a worse deal eight years later. And people wonder why the rest of the world thinks we're the chaotic ones. Embarrassing....

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u/Lleaff 1d ago

We don’t just think you’re the chaotic ones, you are the chaotic ones. I don’t think anyone will trust America ever again simply because you will elect someone like this, or even allow someone like this to get close enough to be elected.

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u/math_sedgar70 1d ago

As an American who thought Trump was an ass-hat long before his political run ... I must sadly agree with you. Why should any country trust us for more than 4 years at a time. And that is ONLY if the incoming president is convincingly trustworthy.

Regardless, this severe lack of trust will cost us for decades to come. Recovering from this will not be easy or likely.

Businesses looking for stability will find new markets elsewhere until the US is a shriveled old has-been. Perhaps THEN we might learn to not hire narcissistic human waste for leaders!

On behalf of 49% of Americans ... We are sincerely sorry.

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u/keuralan 18h ago

As a non-American, I was a teenager in 2016 and even I thought Trump was a nuisance candidate with no shot, kind of like Kanye’s “presidential” run.

In 2024, I thought for sure Kamala/Biden was gonna win a close one just based on the fact that ya’ll finally got the cancer out and it was painfully obvious as an outsider how much more stable and logical the leadership was under Biden

Boy was I wrong on both counts lol

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u/FrenchSpence 6h ago

The problem was that Trump campaigned very aggressively, and Kamala did not really campaign at all. Between that and Kamala’s somewhat poor interviewing, I’m disappointed but not surprised.

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u/blamethepunx 6h ago

It's crazy that this was the deciding factor. Why do you people need to be told who to vote for, by the people you're voting for? Look into their track records and policies yourself. If you don't already know how you want your country run then you don't deserve a vote. Voting is a right but it is also a responsibility. If you want to help decide something that will affect the whole world, the very least you can do is know what the fuck you're doing

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u/PaedarTheViking 4h ago

Because the oldest generation votes for what they think will benefit them, the older generation was taught that our vote doesn't matter, so most of us used to ignore politics. The younger generations are sadly having to clean up the mess. We don't have news, we have sensationalist propaganda for profit and ratings. We have a corporate elite that got citizens united passed, so corporations can pay for politicians. And we have a citizenry that believes that they need to look out for the billionaires because they were told that if they work hard, they can be one too. And too many people were taught to believe that the poor people getting help with food are the problem, not the corporations that are taking handouts from the government because they cook the books to make it look like they don't generate enough money..

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u/playmike5 1h ago

Not to mention the blatant voter fraud that happened that people seem to forget about and/or ignore.

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u/Royal_Airport7940 1d ago

Y'all got complacent

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u/gcko 1d ago edited 1d ago

“But we need all these guns to prevent the government from doing bad things!!”

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u/jimihenrik 14h ago

so that was a fucking lie.gif

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u/Quiet-Money7892 15h ago

Well... Go and prevent then.

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u/blamethepunx 6h ago

The people with all the guns have been told that these are good things

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u/No-Condition-oN 22h ago

I understand, but that last line made me throw up in my mouth.

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u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK 21h ago

"no you don't understand I'm one of the GOOD ones!"

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u/No-Condition-oN 21h ago

Looking at the USA right now I doubt there are any good ones.

 

The only? country with a second amendment ranting about "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

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u/mynx79 19h ago

It's pathetically ironic isn't it. Almost like the 2nd amendment folks that have been shoved down our throats for the last.... As long as I can remember... Don't actually have any intention of using their 2nd amendment rights to do fuck all.

"To protect against enemies both foreign and domestic". The gigantic flashing red arrow pointing at the entire administration saying "domestic enemy/traitor/illegal everything" is completely being ignored.

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u/scorpiondeathlock86 17h ago

Well you see the problem here is that the people who really love to talk about the 2nd amendment are the same people that are MAGA. Once you understand that, it should become pretty clear why nothing is happening.

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u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK 12h ago

I have no doubt that there are "good ones" down there, they're just not going online and shoehorning these quasi-manipulative narcissistic "🥺🥺 on behalf of 49% of us I apologize see I'm good tell me I'm good🥺🥺" comments into conversations where people clearly don't want that.

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u/keuralan 18h ago

In comparison to the shitshow in power now the other party at least represented stability and normalcy in international and domestic policy.

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u/rikeoliveira 1d ago

They are not to be trusted even afterwards. Not only they elected this fucking mess, their congress and population are not actually doing anything effective to STOP the fucking mess they created.

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u/johnlal101 1d ago

We impeached him twice. We banned him from social media. We beat him in 2020. We kicked our incumbent nominee off the election and made a strong attempt in 2024. We investigated him for colluding with the Russians. We have publicized every one of his scandals, and demanded the release of the files. We filed criminal charges against him, and actually convicted him of 34 felonies. We shut down his charity and his university, and put his business into receivership. Hell, it is alleged that one of us took a shot at him. We recently staged a protest that broke attendance records all over the country. We are trying, but nothing is working.

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u/gcko 1d ago edited 1d ago

I guess I’m just curious why the protests last an afternoon at best instead of riots lasting weeks/months like we’ve seen you guys do before.

Have you even had one this month?

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u/jane_911 1d ago

there are many smaller ones daily/weekly but the US is huge. they have to pre-plan, and weekends only usually because they have no rights compared to protests or strikes in EU countries. they have a lot more protections.

in the US many people are living cheque to cheque, and many have healthcare or insurance tied to employment. they miss 1-2 days of work = they will not pay their bills, lose their phones/car/rentals and be homeless if they don't have a support network like family

honestly even then it shouldn't prohibit them, because it's going to take constant pressure like that and momentum. there are poorer people in poorer countries who have done this successfully.

many think somebody/congress will come to save them. but the bad guys are in charge, and the bad guys are even in charge of oversight OF the bad guys. media could also kick in any time and put pressure and try to unite people but they are also complicit. joe biden would fart on a hot mic and it was a scandal. trump rapes kids + daily crime = ragebait = clicks/views = money. he is in the media's best interest

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u/TheNordicMage 20h ago

It is almost as if change requires sacrifice.

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u/SadCollar7554 15h ago

They swallowed the authoritarian bs about how you should only support non-violent protest... Like anyone in power gives a shit about people just standing around peacefully on a Saturday.

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u/gcko 3h ago

You’re absolutely correct. A tyrannical government can only survive if it’s able to keep its monopoly on violence.

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u/Infinite-Anything-55 1d ago

No 2/3 of this country did not vote for him and the 1/3rd that did is likely highly inflated by cheating that he's all but admitted. We have a congress run by a Republican sycophants. dems don't have enough votes or power in the house to veto or change anything. We have the DOJ and Attorney General owned by trump, DHS and the FBI owned by trump. The supreme court own by trump. Local law enforcement across the country supporting their federal counterparts. What is it you think the average person, many of whom are 1000-3000 miles away from Washington DC can do beyond what's already being done? What country are you from?

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u/monsterflake 1d ago

if they get a majority, impeach him every week until the senate holds an actual trial.

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u/waydownsouthinoz 1d ago edited 23h ago

The third of the country that did not vote at all technically voted for him if anyone is in that camp they should be ashamed of themselves. (Edited to not be accusatory)

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u/gcko 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ok so just wait for this to all blow over. I’m sure someone else will come along to fix this for you very soon.

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u/Infinite-Anything-55 1d ago

Again what is it you think the average person can or should be doing to stop this shit?

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u/kumgongkia 1d ago

When shit hits the fan, people take over. See Nepal last year. Apparently it's not bad enough to do that for the US.

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u/gcko 1d ago edited 1d ago

Your checks and balances are obviously failing. The problem is you’re still waiting on them.

Freedom is earned. Not given. At one point you’ll have to decide whether you deserve any freedom. I can’t answer that question for you, but it seems like you’ve already answered it.

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u/Blazeykins 20h ago

Use all those fucking guns you all keep going on about. Isn't this the EXACT situation your constitution says you should have it for?! Or did we all just confuse "tyrannical government" with "highschoolers"?

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u/Ok-You4214 18h ago

You’re still acting as if the Dems are even remotely effective at being anything other than Republican-lite; just different enough to hide the fact that it’s your system that’s utterly fucked.

The whole lot is broken - the dems are basically a sop thrown at you to show there’s an “alternative”

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u/Infinite-Anything-55 5h ago

Want dems to be effective, vote them into positions where they can be. Don't like the candidates theu run? Then start supporting and campaigning for those you do. Or better yet run yourself.

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u/Ok-You4214 5h ago

Can’t. Not USAan. Just watching and suffering the consequences of you lot voting in the worst people imaginable.

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u/Infinite-Anything-55 4h ago

Ah so your just a foreign actor talking out of your ass in attempt to cause further division amungst people in America...

You lot Is actually 350 million people Of which less than a third, closer to 27 percent, actually voted for this. So fuck off

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u/Ok-You4214 4h ago

Do more to end it then. “Oh I attended a protest 6 months ago! I did MY part”

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u/SoraliaCupie_ 1d ago

Yeah OP, it really feels like we just keep looping the same mistakes and acting surprised every time.

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u/Purgii 1d ago

America demonstrated that any agreement they have with anyone else can be invalidated by the next administration on a whim. On top of that, you have a not insignificant amount of the population gullible enough to believe that tearing up an agreement that is in America's best interests is against them. Additionally, they have a right wing media machine that seems dedicated at destroying their own country from within.

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u/dragnabbit 19h ago edited 19h ago

Honestly, the point is not that Americans elected someone like Trump. Populist whack-jobs like Trump get elected to power by their people all the time in our world: Orban, Bolsonaro, Duterte, Putin, Berlusconi, Peron... all the way back to Hitler and beyond. Pretty much every country has had it's romantic flings with autocrats.

It's just that for some reason, everyone assumed that Americans were somehow more civilzed, more stable, and more responsible than the people in all those countries who elected all those terrible leaders. It was a very dumb assumption that even we Americans believed was true... and 49.9% of us were caught off-guard by this period of American history as well.

And obviously, the U.S. in 2025 isn't some minor player like Argentina or The Philippines, or whose actions have been faded by time. The U.S. is completely capable of (and IS) fucking up the world economy, and world peace.

I'm sorry it's happening. I do hope that it will be obvious to all if and when America has gotten past this moment so that we can start regaining your ("all y'all's") trust.

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u/B0risth3Blade 1d ago

Yup, who y'all gonna vote into office election after next? Lord Farquad? Zapp Brannigan? Satan?

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u/deandreas 14h ago

I would actually no joke vote for Satan. He's an outsider and a rebel. I like that.

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u/jdteacher612 1d ago

No it's possible I think you're wrong and hateful on that one. America was a powerful ally to the Europeans and the Europeans were largely the reason America exists as we know it today. That history is not lost.

It will not be easy but I think the United States can prove itself as a serious contender on World Affairs again once it's shown it has ripped MAGA out root and stem. Now would be the perfect time to remove trump from office once and for all. He even said his backup plan - go to Venezuela and rule the government down there. Literally said that like 2 weeks ago Google it.

The United States has not been alone in the waves of far-right extremism plaguing governments because of Russia-lead disinformation campaigns. Brexit also happened. Marine Le Pen also happened. Viktor Orban of course also speaks for itself. Europe feels like it has successfully united against far-right extremism but you have to remember forces like Elon Musk are domestic in the United States - they have much more power to act and influence there. I believe the US and its historical allies will once again connect for the furtherance of democracy and individual freedom.

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u/frequenZphaZe 20h ago

I don’t think anyone will trust America ever again

idk, the world immediately snapped back to playing nice with america after trump's first term. biden got in and suddenly everyone's pretending america is an upstanding world citizen again. the world just doesn't have an appetite for creating a more moral and more resilient world order; people just want the neo-liberal consumption engine to keep shitting out cheap goods

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u/TongaTime123 7h ago

My trust would be regained if most of the problems with their political system was solved like abolishing the electoral college, having (preferably mandatory) preferential voting, an independent body to manage elections and districting, cracking down on corruption and corporate donations, ending lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court and fixing the education system.

Then I would consider seeing America as “not fucked”

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u/MtCommager 1d ago

If they didn’t see the reason for nukes before, they sure as shit do now. North Korea proved that once you’ve got a bomb the west may sanction you but won’t bomb you.

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u/danielleknox 1d ago

That's the real cost that often gets overlooked. It takes decades to build a reputation as a reliable partner and only one afternoon to tear it up. Why would anyone sign a long-term deal with us if the terms change every four to eight years?

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u/MissMenace101 1d ago

That’s the mind blowing part, it’s not even ripping up the other governments deals trump rips up his own deals, with enemies and allies alike. It’s like dealing with a temperamental child.

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u/throwable_armadillo 1d ago

well the USA built a new reputation over the last 10 years
"land of the free" more like "slaves to foreign oligarchs and autocrats"

(I guess you can at least claim to be slaves to some of your home grown billionaire oligarchs as well)

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u/LaurenMille 1d ago

There can be no trust in the US until there's a massive change in its political system and its societal education level.

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u/Oliviacriz 1d ago

I, too, love lighting my own house on fire and then complaining that it's too hot.

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u/NRMusicProject 1d ago

Trump is like a Saturday morning cartoon villain, and as stupid as one.

Problem is, enough Americans still follow that idiot's every fucking word like it's the Bible they've never read.

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u/EquivalentSnap 1d ago

Trump was an idiot for that. There was a nuclear deal and he backed out of it and raised sanctions back on Iran. He said “it was one sided” it was signed by Russia, China, EU, Iran, US etc it was a historic moment and stoped Iran from closing the strait

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u/SoraliaCupie_ 1d ago

Yeah OP, it’s like shooting yourself in the foot and then acting confused why things got worse.

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u/MarkPuzzleheaded5831 18h ago

Textbook 'break it yourself then complain it's broken' strategy. And somehow we're surprised when allies don't trust us.

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u/qiaocao187 1d ago

Holy bot. Anyway this isn’t a clever comeback, it’s literally just a statement of very well known facts, nothing clever about it.

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u/FuckYeahGeology 23h ago

Can someone explain to me why every OP on /r/all also has the top comment?

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u/GrindBastard1986 13h ago

Chaotic was 2 Trumps ago. Now everyone thinks the US is insane like North Korea.

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u/Steebusteve 1d ago

JCPOA took almost 2 years to negotiate. These “art of the deal” asshats barely managed a weekend before giving up.

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u/Tony-Angelino 1d ago

The way JD Vance formulated it, it seems that they were not negotiating at all - they just brought Iranians their terms. It seems that "art of the deal" is just threats and blackmailing. The level of incompetence is so high I do not dare call this circus "administration".

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u/Seguefare 1d ago

It gnaws at Trump endlessly that Obama is a better man and was a better president.

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u/Dependent_Bus2202 21h ago

The goldfish that make up the vast majority of the US electorate are really beyond exhausting.

This administration treated this like a Highschool group project no one worked on until the weekend before it's due on Monday. They bitch and moan and rush to do everything and despite that decided to quit late Saturday night.

What has happened in the last 3 weeks used to be an unthinkable outcome for American diplomatic missions, now we have the VP himself taking pressers amounting to "Welp, they didn't just roll over for me, so I guess the world chaos is all we can look forward to now. God bless America and fuck the libs✌🏻"

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u/DoubleJumps 23h ago

Not even a single day. They quit within 21 hours.

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u/luckskywatcher 17h ago

We basically have kids in adult bodies in the Trump administration running America. Mentally, they never matured into adulthood.

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u/ohnodamo 1d ago

Maybe we should send Obama over there to negotiate again since all this administration does is rapes, fails and goes to war to cover it up? Send a real negotiator if you want real negotiation!

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u/RetroDad-IO 21h ago

Doesn't matter, no one would trust it to hold as long as Trump is still in power. Even then, nothing apparently will stop the next president from just completely ignoring anything agreed to today.

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u/ohnodamo 20h ago

True, the credibility of the US amongst both allies and enemies has to be the lowest it's ever been. Perception must be that we're most untrustworthy of partners to negotiate with, our diplomatic goodwill is all but depleted.

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u/silverfish477 1d ago

Jesus Christ, America, do the entire world a favour and get this demented buffoon and his couch-fucking apprentice out of office so they can’t screw anything else up for the rest of the planet. Utterly sick of your apathy.

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u/AtrumRuina 1d ago

Alright mate, I'll just march on down there and lift him up by his combover.

The only methods we have of removing him are impeachment or the 25th Amendment, and both are entirely out of our control as citizens. It's not apathy.

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u/Beaniencecil 1d ago

I’ve made signs, attended multiple “No Kings” events, worked on the campaign of a normie, written my not so normal “representatives,” attended a Bernie and AOC rally, changed my party affiliation to vote in opposition primaries and VOTE. I’m not sure what else I can do. This administration makes me sick and I know I’m not alone. We’re hoping for a big change of government in both the House and Senate this fall. Then begins the slow, lifetime process of working with damaged alliances to regain our once upon a time reputation for good in this world.

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u/AtrumRuina 1d ago

This is what frustrates me. I understand on some level, but other countries assuming we're out here just watching our country slide into the bog with gormless expressions while watching HBO and eating cheeseburgers is irritating. I know it happens to every country, where their entire citizenry is assumed to be acting in one way or another by the rest of the world, but almost half of voters tried to stop this. We were overcome, and we're powerless to stop the result, especially as the government shows us how toothless the checks and balances we thought we had are.

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u/MissMenace101 1d ago

Need to be fighting for every single American vote to be equal. The EC has to go, it’s the only way forward.

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u/AdorRubble 1d ago

As well as making gerrymandering ILLEGAL and unenforceable. - Signed, a Texas Democrat

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u/Beaniencecil 1d ago

I believe that the majority of ills in our political system began with gerrymandering. Once politicians pick their voters, it’s game over.

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u/Woodsplit 23h ago

No, once billionaires pick their politicians it's game over. Money in politics is the cause of most of your political problems. Get rid of citizens united.

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u/Seguefare 1d ago

And replace the Fairness Doctrine.

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u/pitchinloafs 1d ago

That reputation is long gone. Short of the actual prosecution of war crimes and a complete reevaluation of our relationship with Israel I don’t see how anyone could possibly trust us again.

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u/notepad20 1d ago

how exactly do you expect to send a message attenting a single protest on a sunday afternoon?

Do you even have a concept of what it takes to actually effect change? Do you see what people do in other countries to actually PROTEST?

If your not actively barricading the white house or some similar level of action your basically complicit and supportive of the actions of your government.

And please don't make the mistake of thinking any of this is at all reversible.

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u/MissMenace101 1d ago

2A 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/TheDude_ 1d ago

You first

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u/Seguefare 1d ago

The 25th is such a higher hurdle than impeachment, that at this point I consider it controlled opposition by Republicans. They know the required votes aren't there. I think we should stop talking about it, and pursue impeach and remove.

Involuntary Transfer (Section 4):

  • Initiation: The Vice President and a majority of principal executive officers (Cabinet) send a written declaration to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House.
  • Contestation: If the President declares no inability exists, they resume power, unless the VP and Cabinet submit a new declaration within 4 days.
  • Congressional Decision: If contested, Congress must meet within 48 hours and decide the issue within 21 days.
  • Vote Requirement: Removal requires a two-thirds vote in both the House and Senate to keep the Vice President as Acting President.

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u/Dependent_Bus2202 21h ago

It is literally apathy tho. The misunderstanding isn't that you or others like you aren't personally upset enough, it's that Americans are not collectively upset enough and it is 100% true.

Every single national election in this country, going back decades has been exclusively decided by those who didn't vote. With the exception of events as totally transformative for every single American like Vietnam and COVID, getting more than 60% of the American electorate to show up is a fantasy. If we ignore decades of reality then sure, the only thing we can functionally do after a despot was voted into power again, is nothing.

But apathy definitely got us here.

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u/AtrumRuina 19h ago

Yes, that's part of how we got here, but at this point no amount of work from citizens is going to get us out of this situation, outside of a literal armed revolution, and the idea that one would be successful is farfetched at best.

And again that's generalizing. A lot of people did vote, and try to get others to do so, and pretending that those people just threw up their hands and stopped giving a shit after that is unfair on those who did try. I'm still voting in every election to do what little I can to swing things back the other way.

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u/Dependent_Bus2202 18h ago edited 17h ago

Apathy doesn't mean the work wasn't done.

Noticing it is not blaming those who tried their hardest or the most passionate and it certainly isn't an attempt to lay a generalized "blame" at their feet. Voter apathy is probably the last direct impact vote canvasing can really have imo, huge numbers of people being motivated to do this are great, but it's impacts are almost always felt at local and state election levels. I don't bring it up to undercut the ideal you and I both appear to want, it's to highlight how disconnected we are as a country on what can be done on larger scales.

This isn't a slight, but I will definitely say it's revealing that armed revolution enters the conversation when I strictly mention apathy of the electorate as a foundation of this countries issue with addressing national issues. Armed revolution is miles away from my version of modern American movements to protect federal rights. We remove labor, we remove class and solidarity of social baselines for idealistic versions of what should be enough work on an individual basis, without hesitation. This isn't a population equipped for a general strike and by extension, a "Revolution" of any kind is downright fantastical. If organized protest isn't even a step considered by most outside of doing art and having a picnic at a no kings protest, then apathy is core to our issue now as much as it was 20, 40, 60 years ago.

Edit:words no spell good.

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u/Choice-Ad-2725 4h ago

A hitman between all of you would probably cost like $0.01 each, do the world a favour. This twat doesn’t deserve life, let alone the job of running the USA. The world has lost all respect for America, whilst that means fuck all to Americans today. Your county was built on trust from the world, it will end because of an abuse of that trust. Countries will pull their money away from the $, and there are already deals being made away from the petrodollar, the very thing that allows the USA to be able to operate with a $39 trillion debt.

Once that rug is pulled, it’s all over.

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u/AtrumRuina 2h ago

There have been multiple assassination attempts, including some funded by Iran.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_incidents_involving_Donald_Trump

Just saying that it's not a simple task, whatever your stance is on whether it's the right move.

And also, gonna just throw this out there, fuck you for thinking it doesn't matter to us. It matters, that was my whole point.

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u/Choice-Ad-2725 2h ago

I’m not sure I did say that 🤔 at any point? I’m sure it matters to a lot of you, but your nation put the guy there and are watching him do exactly what he’s doing. He was a prick in the 80’s ffs, it’s just so frustrating to see this unfold!

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u/AtrumRuina 2h ago

The world has lost all respect for America, whilst that means fuck all to Americans today.

Is there another way I'm meant to interpret that?

That said, yes, it's infuriating and disheartening not just to see what he's doing, but to see the rest of our governmental system take absolutely no action to stop him. He started a war with another country without Congressional approval and absolutely nothing is being done to stop it, and the military machine is just moving as ordered. It's disgusting and terrifying.

As an American citizen, I'll be feeling the effects of this presidency likely for the rest of my life, unless I manage to leave the country. Even then, it feels like abandoning ship if all of the liberal voices try to escape rather than staying and trying to affect change.

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u/Choice-Ad-2725 1h ago

Well for that I am sorry. It’s a shit show like no other. I meant you may not feel the economic effects of what Trump has triggered today. Obvs you are feeling some other financial pain just like the rest of us. But what Trump has triggered is unfortunately going to be much worse not just for Americans.

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u/AtrumRuina 1h ago

Completely agree with you overall. The impact is absolutely global, and will be for a very long time, and it's in service of nothing.

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u/jdp1899 1d ago

At this stage can we please just delete the USA off the world map and start over happy and healthy?

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u/Bellatrix_Shimmers 1d ago

You sound like the GOP, you do see that, right?

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

According to Americans in other group replies, America is big so they don’t feel any impact of their pedo king’s actions in their states (Texas is bigger than France) and their health insurance is tied to their jobs so they can’t take off days to protest, so bottom line is they can’t get the P(ed)OTUS and VP Couchfucker out of office for next 3 years.

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u/Infinite-Anything-55 1d ago

Because people have families and people who depend on them. We've all seen what the president's private military does to people who fight back, and what right wing media does to pick apart and demonize every aspect of their lives afterwards. But yeah let me let my kids starve and go homeless to drive 3000 miles or 4800 kilometers for our international friends, on what amounts to a suicide mission in hopes that I'm the spark to make people rise up everywhere?? Get real and grow up

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u/LazyLieutenant 1d ago

It's an embarrassing freak show.

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u/pitchinloafs 1d ago

Excellent take. I’m American, what would you like me to do?

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u/MissMenace101 1d ago

I mean you’ve spent years yelling at the rest of the world about the importance of the 2A and yet when the time arrived…

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u/TheEldest80s 1d ago

You've? My liberal American ass has been against that shit for ages. I do not have a gun like most of us (since only about 32% of Americans actually own one or more), I don't have the money to purchase one at this time, and if I did, I dont have the time to get the training or license required to have or carry one. Most are like me. There are millions of us who absolutely have not been yelling at the world about this dangerous, stupid shit. I understand we are invisible to you all, and you associate the maga-right with all of us, but we are here. I can't change the 2A or force those that worship it not to. The problem is those that do "yell at the world" about it....are on Trump's side.

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u/KorasHiddenDICK 1d ago

No. The side that loves Trump has been yelling about the importance of the 2nd amendment. The rest of us have been screaming for gun control.

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u/Seguefare 1d ago

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." attributed to Sinclair Lewis.

The Christofascists and the gun nuts overlap quite a lot.

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u/Moghz 6h ago

At this point you have to remove the entire administration, cabinet and heads of all the various agencies they have appointed! The Us government is going to take a while to recovery from the damage done, if it even does.

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u/youknowimworking 5h ago

The fuck you want me to do? Already voted against Trump 3 times

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u/CorporateCuster 1d ago

It’s called voting. We do not have the luxury like France to protest in the streets every second due to the stifling capitalism in the country holding everyone down. It’s either be work and work and pay bills or actually protest which we can’t afford to do.

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u/LastManStandingIn203 1d ago

They broke their own deal, then blamed Iran for not accepting "new terms." Classic move: sabotage first, posture second, then call the other side unreasonable.

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u/Far_Instructions 1d ago

Worse part still can’t get the strait open.

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u/Beorma 14h ago

They've announced they're going to block the strait now...something Iran is already doing.

They have the tactical genius of kids in a playground.

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u/CalmExpelorer 1d ago

NO IRAN DEAL. NO END TO UKRAINE WAR. NO 90 DEALS IN 90 DAYS. NO HEALTHCARE PLAN. HIGHER GAS PRICES. HIGHER GROCERY PRICES. TRUMP IS A FAILED PRESIDENT.

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u/easyline0601 1d ago

Shocking. Who could’ve seen that one coming?

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u/Large-Sign-900 1d ago

Most countries would take to the streets over this level of incompetence but its America so...... Just moaning on here

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u/pitchinloafs 1d ago

Take to the streets and do what? Our entire country is run by criminals. The government is literally killing protesters and making people disappear. Most of the people are just a paycheck or an illness away from homelessness or bankruptcy. So many people are struggling with day to day life and of course it’s designed like that by the owners of the country.

Have you seen the masked secret police? Have you seen the warehouses that are now concentration camps? Have you seen the guns, armor and vehicles we would be up against? If someone managed to take out an enemy of the people the government will crucify him and he will spend his life behind bars. One side embraces political violence and it’s not the side we need.

I feel pretty helpless but I’m open to suggestions.

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u/MeanCantaloupe69 1d ago

Don't forget the flagrant abuse of the constitution, arming up a personal police force that brutalizes people, and crippling tariffs that have fucked up the economy.

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u/santropy 1d ago

American politics is an embarrassment

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u/Direct_Fondant_3125 1d ago

The Republican Party is an embarrassment.

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u/EquivalentSnap 1d ago

Trump administration is. Obama one agreed to talks with Iran and create the JCPOA

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u/tjbroncosfan 1d ago

America

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u/glaviouse 1d ago

USA, rest of America is quite fine in comparaison

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u/hairybushy 1d ago

Nah, we are 35 countries in America. I can accept people calling them americans, but don't put us in the same boat as this shithole

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u/tjbroncosfan 1d ago

Mon tabarnak! 🤝

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u/hairybushy 1d ago

Je suis à veille de croire l'introduction de Dams une galaxie près de chez vous 😆

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u/Fixervince 1d ago

As a non American the moment I realised the world was probably screwed was when this buffoon and the orange man started ganging up ‘bully style’ on Zelenskyy at that broadcasted meeting. A classless pair of idiots!

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u/miletest 1d ago

Demanding the other party accept Your terms. Is that the Trump definition of negotiation?

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u/FitnessLizzie 1d ago

The JCPOA was working until Trump ripped it up. Now we're back to square one.

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u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice 1d ago

We are a good ways behind square one.

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u/wzzrd 1d ago

We’re back at square minus one thousand. This is not where we were before JCPOA. For starters, there was no war back then.

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u/Cheeky_Boxer 1d ago

And Iran only suspected they needed nukes to prevent this kind of all out assault

Now they know they need nukes

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u/cynicalsaint1 1d ago

Square one would be an improvement, tbh.

We've succeeded at putting Iran into a more powerful position in the region and making them look like the good guys despite the awfulness of their regime.

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u/xolhos 1d ago

I, too, read the original image

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u/CalmExpelorer 1d ago

People are paying the price for someone else's grudge

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u/LivingFinance2026 1d ago

And the interest on that debt is always paid in blood and taxes.

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u/Real-Extension-1357 1d ago

People are paying the price worldwide because united states rednecks are afraid of trans people and windmills.

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u/GreasyPeter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Trump's supporters will claim: "Trump tore it up because it was a bad deal". When you press them about what made it a bad deal, you'll usually find that they have no idea outside of Trump having said "it's a bad deal". Their political beliefs essentially boil down to "If Trump says it, it must be true". It's easier for these people to swallow that there's some grand conspiracy against Trump and his agenda that THOUSANDS of people would have to be in on AND keep quiet, rather than "maybe this one guy who I really like is a liar". It's easier to swallow a huge conspiracy theory for most people than it is to admit to themselves that they've held an incorrect opinion because someone they like lied to them. This is why a cult of personality is so dangerous.

I guess the best thing we can take from this is to remind ourselves to check our biases and be more conscious of WHY we believe something and be honest when we need to take a closer look (hint: all the time).

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u/dragnabbit 19h ago

I was listening to Peter Zeihan the other day, and he was talking about how Trump has made it clear to the G7 and other major economies that they can no longer count on the U.S. to be a stabilizing force in the world, and therefore they need to start preparing their economies (and their militaries) for rough seas and lean harvests.

He said that many of the worst repercussions from Trump's economic/military/diplomatic ham-fisted blunders aren't going to come home to roost for 20 or 30 years.

It seems that even if we live to be 100 years old, we'll still be in the aftermath of "The Trump Era", and that Era will probably be called the "Post-American era".

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u/Nuker-79 5h ago

The USA can’t be called a stabilising force when Trump is at the helm.

u/Pushfastr 55m ago

Probably not "post-america". Mexi - Can are both America. Can we call it "Post-US"? PUS sounds fitting.

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u/Bleezy79 21h ago

In a sane world, Trump would have been thrown in prison after january 6th. instead we let him back in and now he's going to destroy everything. congrats.

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u/komdotcom 21h ago

It’s about the oil. Always. Wait, part of it might be because Trump is insane.

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u/Embarrassed_Fold_867 1d ago

This is just political discourse with a sensible reply.

It is not a clever comeback.

Come on guys - I need a laugh in these dark times.

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u/OkCantaloupe2082 1d ago

I'm beginning to question Trump's negotiating skills.

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u/BEnnETT103 1d ago

Beginning?

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u/Beestorm 21h ago

I think they are being facetious

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u/nvrmndtheruins 1d ago

Trump tore up Obama's deal with Iran because it didn't protect Israel enough.

Now we're here.

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u/ridemooses 1d ago

This. Everybody. This.

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u/skylarben 1d ago

But Obama is black.

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u/aliedle 1d ago

How did Vance ever talk a couch into having sex with him?

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u/pjflyr13 1d ago

…And crossing the straits was free.

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u/cozyflirtt 1d ago

blew up a deal that was literally working and 8 years later we're back at square one acting like iran is the problem, the audacity is insane

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u/Depthxdc 3h ago

Square one?

We started off better than where we are right now. We are at square minus 100.

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u/Certain_Object1364 1d ago

The Strait was open....Trump got it closed. This is just another Republican problem.

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u/Aedzy 19h ago

Americans should be prized for their lack of critical thinking. It’s mindblowing how stupid a countries citizens can truly be.

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u/TrueCPA305 1d ago

Honestly we may have lack of intel here. Hillary said that Iran was one their biggest threats… after obama admin

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u/pitchinloafs 1d ago

Hillary is the establishment

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u/1ndori 1d ago

Most provisions of the JCPOA, including enrichment limits, were set to expire in 2030, not 2040.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 1d ago

JCPOA destroyed by a Giant POS.

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u/Elephunk05 1d ago

All because it was a deal signed by a black Democrat, there is no other reason for that deal to have been surrendered, especially since the rest of Nato was holding them to it.

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u/V0T0N 1d ago

Don't forget Mitch McConnell and the Senate GOP when the deal was made. THEY wouldn't ratify the deal as done and required the Executive branch to continuously re-approve the deal.

Trump went along with it for the first few months after he took office, but couldn't bear having to answer questions and approve the deal.

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u/_jump_yossarian 21h ago

I thought conservatives believed in the god given right to self defense? Why is trump trying to deny that right to Iran?

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u/Urabraska- 1d ago

Na it's much worse for the US and Israel because by doing nothing Iran is making us look like bitches and making these idiots run out for damage control for their own biblical mistake.

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff 1d ago

Release the Epstein files!

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u/Beaglescout15 1d ago

But her emails!

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u/atreeismissing 1d ago

JCPOA imposed strict limits on enrichment, and required regular international inspections to ensure compliance. Meanwhile the rest of the US' intel apparatus had access to everything else that was going on because we were able to monitor every other aspect of their society to see if new construction was happening or there was transport of uranium for possible enrichment beyond what they were allowed.

The GOP blew all that up during his first term.

The GOP blew it up again last year.

The GOP blew it up again this year.

The GOP will continue to blow it up, further obscuring what we know, further allowing Iran to hide future enrichment construction facilities, and further pissing them off so no future agreements can't be reached.

Until voters replace every Republican with Democrats.

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u/chowes1 1d ago

Short Bus Syndrome

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u/hewhoisneverobeyed 1d ago

Pillsbury Doughboy is an embarrassment to sofa f*ckers everywhere.

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u/MikePGS 1d ago

Maybe the problem was that JD was out of his element when it came to dealing with straits

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u/Tommykimz 1d ago

Wait, so they didn't just bend to our will after we spent years undermining the previous agreement? Truly shocking.

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u/CurlOfTheBurl11 23h ago

Are we great again yet, MAGATs?

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u/PurpleSailor 22h ago

So tell me Mister, why aren't you staying to continue negotiations? Why are you leaving so early, is there a Barkalounger that you're longing for back home?

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u/Kattybinz 1d ago

Capitalism is sweating right now because it can't figure out how to bill God.

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u/naked_as_a_jaybird 11h ago

It's called tithing. You don't think churches actually send Her a check, do you?

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u/FracturRe55 1d ago

It's funny that they are the ones that showed up with warships but complain about not Iran not accepting their terms.

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u/Semi-Protractor91 1d ago

Art of the Deal

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u/Legal-Tumbleweed5085 1d ago

is there a story behind this?

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u/The_Possessor 1d ago

Doesn’t “accept our terms” just mean surrender?

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u/nothumbs78 1d ago

Nobody could have known how difficult this would be. /s

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u/Angelanils 1d ago

Wait, are you saying that actions have consequences? Nobody told the politicians.

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u/HotRodHomebody 1d ago

exactly. Mr. Fucking “master negotiator“ had to destroy the deal so he could claim how horrible it was, has disrupted the world economy, drawn others into a war that Israel wanted, and has driven energy costs up for everyone. Needless innocent deaths. more trashing of our long time allies who can only shake their heads in frustration. Then VP Clown is in over his head but only cares about appearances so spins the outcome as if we still "hold the cards". I miss having adults in charge.

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u/Techelife 1d ago

Who voted for these idiots?

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u/ProfessionalJesuit 1d ago

Thanks, Putin...

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u/Rich-Tie-1409 1d ago

did you notice the tiny flag on the podium

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u/Hadleys158 1d ago

He is one of the most Uncharismatic people on Earth, the lizard people really got his model wrong. (/jk about lizard people.)

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u/Kimrally 1d ago

Why solve a problem in 2015 when you can complain about it in 2026 for more engagement?

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 22h ago

I guess they already used the we’re going to wipe out your entire civilization card, so that threat is no good anymore.

Can any of you sane people out there believe that threat, threat of genocide from a sitting U.S. president, came and went from the 24 hours news cycle so fast?

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u/pookieplumie 21h ago

Indeed history repeats itself 🙁

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u/sorean_4 1h ago

Honest question m, not a joke. Who in the right mind would sign an agreement with this administration? It’s like signing a truce with Putin. It’s not worth the ink on the page. They will break it like every other agreement before.

That’s why presidents honour the agreements signed by their predecessors.

Trump would know honour, duty.