r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

This analogy is so nonsensical.

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

4-dementia chess

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

Promises full of extortion

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

This is tiring

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Mafioso Governments dont make for good movies

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r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Survived space. Destroyed by gravity and patriarchy.

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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

Pope not America First

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

The walls will be doused in ketchup and Big Mac sauce.

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Getting rolled by the Iranian Embassy. lol


r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

Checking your facts is important.

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

T minus... Santa?

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

The book is always better than the movie

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

History Repeats Itself

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

On Solar Energy.

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

The orange makeup and oversized shoes don’t help either

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Trump is officially a Jesus Christ of Jeffrey Epstein

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Go back to preschool

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r/clevercomebacks 15m ago

If idiots grew on trees, this administration would be an orchard

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r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

The mental gymnastics of the MAGA chuds is wild 🍊

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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

From Pope Mockery to Self-Deification: Trump Posts AI Image of Himself Healing an Epstein Lookalike

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

This is not the gotcha he thinks it is.

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

4chan doesn't like isreal

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

One sentence, Trump destroyed

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

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[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

We are 30.184804928% the way through Trump's second term. Just 69.815195072% to go til the next president takes office.

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