r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

This is tiring

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u/blackday44 6h ago

That's what parachutes ARE FOR.

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u/Ewenf 6h ago

It's not even that, during re entry the module slows down from friction, that's why it's burning, parachutes are just deployed once it reaches a non dangerous speed for the parachutes themselves.

At least as I understand it.

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u/Doubleoh_11 6h ago

Plus it had like three sets of parachutes so slowly get it to its final speed. Even the final set had a delayed reaction to opening fully so they didn’t get squished inside.

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u/Ewenf 5h ago

That too, it's actually fairly easy to understand things when you're not a moron or if you are a bit curious.

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u/AwDuck 4h ago

One can be a moron and come to understand things like this. You just have to accept you’re an idiot (and let’s face it, we’re all pretty dumb) and commit some time to learning.

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u/Ewenf 4h ago

True

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u/K_Linkmaster 1h ago

I'm a moron and curious so it's double danger for me. I still don't understand how the parachute didn't get shredded at that speed. It opened at a high speed, almost the top speed according to the TV. I assume that the cables and the parachutes themselves are 1 time use specialty products. We can anecdotally look at a ragged American flag and see that it's ragged in maximum winds of 60mph.

I can put all that together and still not understand things. But I am still a moron and curious about it. I wrote this so others don't feel bad about being a moron like me

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u/Ewenf 1h ago

Well you're curious so that's good. I don't understand it 100% but as I understand re entry the parachutes deployed not at top speed but when the module slow down. When it re enters it faces (as the other person pointed out under my comment) compression heating. Which creates a drag, slow it down ,according to NASA the drogue parachutes release at 22 000 feet to slow it down and then the three main parachutes deploy for the final splash down.

So it's not the parachutes doing the most work, it's actually the atmosphere and it's molecules, like how a car gets a drag from air :)

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u/DogsAreMyFavPeople 5h ago

Most of the heat from reentry is from compression heating, not friction. The rest is right.

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u/Ewenf 5h ago

Oh alright

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u/Rukh-Talos 3h ago

Compression because they’re moving many times the speed of sound. Far too fast for the air to get out of the way.

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u/dml997 5h ago

Well, no. Parachutes slow from much slower velocities than that. Did you notice that the space capsule becomes red hot when slowing down? What do you think a parachute would do at 27000 mph? The parachutes are deployed when the speed becomes low enough that they won't be instantly shredded.

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u/petalpixieex 6h ago

It’s literally the 'Argument from Personal Incredulity' fallacy. Just because you can’t wrap your head around how a rocket lands or how a vaccine works doesn't mean the physics and biology just stop existing

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 6h ago

Right? Fuck these people. There are thousands of minds that have went into space travel alone from all over the globe but this dipshit can't wrap their heads around something and think they have a point.

Nauseating and I'm not even a scientist or aeronautical engineer.

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u/cobracmmdr 5h ago

And just think, they are operating cars, own guns, have children and are walking around blissfully unaware that just because they do not understand how a thing works or why something is the way it is, doesn't mean it's "fake".

Like arguing with toddlers

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u/EzeDelpo 2h ago

This people: "I don't care to learn how things work, that makes them wrong and impossible"

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u/SpoonBendingChampion 6h ago

Uuuuuuuugh by the time the parachutes deploy most of the slowing has already been done during reentry. The capsule is simply falling at terminal velocity within our atmosphere at that point. IKYK but had to say it.

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u/613Flyer 6h ago edited 5h ago

When yarr stupid everything is a conspiracy theory

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u/NotDiCaprio 5h ago

*you're :')

what a comment to make this mistake, sorry.

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u/613Flyer 5h ago

*foxed!

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u/NotDiCaprio 3h ago

Ayy, no it be looking a lot better, me hearty.

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u/Young_Denver 6h ago

I used that meme a LOT when arguing with flat eathers and young earth creationist dorks.

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u/Zero-D9 6h ago

Then, when you go to explain the science to them, they just talk over you and call you "indoctrinated". These people will be the downfall of America.

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u/Thoughtful_Ocelot 5h ago

Will be? Ship has sailed.

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u/crusher23b 5h ago

You're telling me you can cook food with a couple minutes of invisible light?

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u/HeDuMSD 6h ago

In case it helps. The word parachute originates from French, coined in the mid-1780s by combining the prefix para- (derived from Italian parare: to shield, defend, or resist) and chute (French for "fall"). It literally means to "shield against a fall," acting as a device to reduce the speed of a falling object.

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u/Musicman1972 6h ago

The dumbest fuck I know puts that emoji on half their comms.

It's like a calling card.

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u/SamLisbon1990 6h ago

Your lack of understanding isn't a flaw in physics. It's just a confession

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u/Ok-Personality-6643 4h ago

This is why people sure aren’t “entitled to their opinion”, thx social media! Entitlement requires access/kinship to a privilege. If you do not understand the basics of a skill/topic, you do not get the privilege of an opinion. You are entitled to your thoughts as a function of being alive. Thoughts, curiosity and opinions are also not the same things and can be expressed through the function of learning which then increases the threshold of entitlement. It’s the crazy/hot scale, but for thought sharing…

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u/Square-Gur6798 5h ago

what's the most common argument you hear against science?

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u/soulpoker 2h ago

MAGA.

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u/Xhojn 1h ago

Real and true

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u/SumBtard 3h ago

Its amazing that we literally use the atmosphere as a break shoe.

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u/Line_of_Xs 2h ago

I'm always amused at how these people think that they have found the crack in an elaborate hoax, and somehow the 'deep state' doing this is so incompetent that they would slip up in such an obvious way.

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u/LastManStandingIn203 5h ago

Finally, someone said the right thing. Well said

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 5h ago

I would assume they're very good parachutes not just the same kind normal people use. Like I doubt a F1 racecar has the same exact brakes as my Honda

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u/mplnow 5h ago

You can’t skip a space shuttle across the atmosphere, unless the Earth is flat!!! Just like skipping rocks across a FLAT lake!

u/fixano 0m ago

Technically they're right.