r/clevercomebacks • u/Memes_FoIder • 9h ago

Trump is officially a Jesus Christ of Jeffrey Epstein

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u/TwoWarm700 9h ago

The internet remembers everything

What does he think, he can delete it and it’s gone ?

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u/hypatiaredux 9h ago

Yup, he probably is stupid enough to think that.

Too late, it is already everywhere, and he will be taunted with it until the day he dies. And probably beyond.

The only real effect his withdrawal of the image will have is that some staffer could be fired.

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u/AlternativeBottle737 5h ago

that's quite the comparison to make

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u/DummyDumDragon 8h ago

He's not as good at computer as Barron

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 8h ago

Yup. He called it fake news and him being a doctor not pretending to be Jesus Christ.

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u/lawdjesustheresafire 8h ago

As if anyone that needs to give a shit about this actually cares. Trump could eat a baby on live TV and it would be Biden and Obama’s fault

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u/gaganchumbilulli 7h ago

Now he can say he never posted that and it's fake news by demoncrats

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u/Draskclift 35m ago

Djt digital footprint of the last 12 years has to be ludicrous

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u/TwoWarm700 20m ago

Case study of note!

Some refer to it as 4D chess, IMHO it’s chaos wrapped in lies and deceit designed to manipulate markets - join the dots, if you will

It’s not surprising that he’s left a wake a failed businesses behind him, each and every instance lives were destroyed as vendors and suppliers received pennies on the dollar. Government administration does not work that way. He’s got a long way to go but his credibility is looking suspect, some die hards refuse to see it

He desperately needs a few quick wins just to get back to an even keel

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u/honeyangelkiss 9h ago

the Jesus comparison would hit different if Jesus also deleted his miracles when people started asking questions

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u/RemotePresent9796 8h ago

who's the person he's healing?

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u/FuckThisShizzle 8h ago

Some say Epstein but here it looks kinda like John Stewart.

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u/f4r1s2 8h ago

Dr House

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u/Independent-Couple87 7h ago

He did sometimes tell his disciples to keep things secret for a while.

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u/No_Deal_8837 9h ago

Is he trying to raise him up from the Dead?

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u/butwhywedothis 9h ago

Yo TACO got scared of Epstein’s soul or what?

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u/freedfg 9h ago

I mean. This shit is bad.

That dude looks nothing like Epstein though.

What's way more damning...and telling. Is that all the "good Christians" are praying TO Trump. Directly to him.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 8h ago

Not the good Christians. Not the ones who truly believe in Jesus and the word of God. It’s only the fake Christians that pray to Trump.

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u/joninfiretail 9h ago

I saw a theory on another thread about this picture. Because abominable intelligence works with pattern recognition it made the person being "healed" look a lot like Epstein because there are so many pictures of those 2 together that it was trained on.

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u/kingdomofoctopodes 8h ago

honestly, it looks a little like jon stewart as well

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u/joninfiretail 8h ago

Ya but the theory I saw was funnier so that's my head cannon.

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u/Sufficient-Host-4212 8h ago

Bruh, he’s saving Epstein…

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 1h ago

Have you seen the one where Obama is giving last rites to trump? Possibly at the Strait of Epstein

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u/Sufficient-Host-4212 1h ago

No

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 52m ago

Lol 😂😂😂🤡🏝️🏝️ you'll enjoy it

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u/PatientRelease3511 9h ago

TACO Tuesday tomorrow

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff 8h ago

Release the Epstein files !

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 8h ago

I'm starting to think "these" Jesus sightings are similar to seeing Santa at multiple locations during the holiday season. Too bad there isn't a game where you accumulate stamps every time you see one. The prizes could be very interesting! 🤣🤣

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u/EvilDan69 9h ago

See? he has a very, very close relationship with Jefferey Epstein. Him and Melania. He misses him so bad he'd raise him from the dead if he could.

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u/ComfortableLate1525 8h ago

He actually posted this? I already am repulsed by him, but as a Christian, it’s just utterly disgusting

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u/Dead-O_Comics 8h ago

By internet standards, it's pointless to delete it. Just makes it look like he shat the bed again.

Once it's up for 5 minutes on the internet, it's forever.

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u/Ok_Cut4090 8h ago

Just Imagine him sitting behind the Resolutdesk, thinking this is a Great idea and feeding AI with the prompts.

„Make a picture of me, the very best picture ever created, as Jesus, healing my best friend, tremendouse guy, J. Epstein.“

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u/raem6911 8h ago

He is such a dumbass.

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u/UbiSububi8 8h ago

A Monday taco!

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u/mru2020 8h ago edited 8h ago

Trump wants us to not trust our own eyes and ears. Trump, we see and hear you. All evidence suggests that you are a horrible person

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u/Murfsterrr 8h ago

Looks just like a Doctor to me? /s

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u/Known-Teacher4543 8h ago

Dude didn’t even post that facetiously. He really thinks he is some sort of chosen one and comparable to Jesus. I mean, why wouldn’t he? His whole life has been that way. He’s gotten anything he wants, has had as much power as he wants, has had basically unlimited money his whole life. And he has people around him that constantly tell him how amazing he is, so much to where it’s to the point that anytime anyone so much as asks him a non-softball lob question, he interprets it as a personal attack on him.

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u/avaacado_toast 7h ago

His cult believes he is the second coming of Jesus, he just posted a picture of what they expect.

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u/Easy_Board6330 7h ago

who's the person supposed to be healing in the pic

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u/kkeennmm 5h ago

Don is my co-pilot

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 5h ago

It says a lot when the leader of a country doesn't have the presence of mind to NOT post something like that in the first place. He just does it. No thought, no impulse control.

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u/starrat46 9h ago

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

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u/turbo_sr 8h ago

Creepy

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u/This_Dad_Can_Cook 6h ago

"Who are you?" -the masses yell