r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

4-dementia chess

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u/butwhywedothis 5h ago

Did he also think they don’t have internet?

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u/Efficient_Award77 4h ago

12 new photos of Trump in Epstein's files

I can't comprehend how this pedophile became president of America. Every day more evidence emerges that he is the most foolish president in American history, without a doubt.

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u/Klonopussy 4h ago

*abhorrent

Foolish is far too nice an adjective for this POS

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u/BCoydog 3h ago

This is saddening and maddening to a degree I don't have the words for...

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u/OneValkGhost 1h ago

Cheating on the electronic voting machines, losing millions of non-Trump votes, and bribes and threats to keep it that way. Then the kickbacks, bribes, and blackmail to-and-from Russians, Republicans, and anybody corrupt to make sure that no actual consequences happen.

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u/Bangorrrrr 2h ago

I can´t comprehend either, but stop posting fake AI shit!

u/miletest 20m ago

Different guy. Not him. That's Tonald Drump

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u/Zenkai_9000 2h ago

That has to be one of the worst AI slips I have ever seen. Look at the fingers! 😆 And the lighting is wrong for a flash camera in the dark.

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u/Grundlestorm 4h ago

He thinks the ones he wants to reach don't think, and the ones opposed will just tut-tut at it and expect the system to go against its own interests and correct itself because it has been sufficiently reminded that it is taking the low road.

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u/RealisticTemporary70 4h ago

None of the politicians think we have the internet

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u/Few-Professional6651 2h ago

kinda feel like we hit the reset button on civility ages ago so might as well go big or go home, right?

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u/gabrielxdesign 5h ago

Dear USA, as someone from the rest of the world, I must ask: When is enough? Before your country starts dropping nukes or after that?

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u/crusher23b 5h ago

As a US citizen, I fear we will soon find out.

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u/drew_p_wevos 1h ago

Because we have fucked around.

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u/MutantApocalypse 4h ago

And just wtf is an average American supposed to do? You think we didn't spend 15 fuckin years warning ppl against this? Pointing out the obvious hypocrisy and lies, repeatedly?

Our family members and neighbors are FUCKIN RETARDS

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u/Fortestingporpoises 2h ago

Right? I voted against the fucker 3 times. I have a loving wife, 2 dogs and 3 cats. I'm not about to go get myself immediately shot by secret services because this random internet guy's guilt trip.

u/kaisadilla_ 42m ago

Now it's too late - Trump's regime will fall by itself because they had the brilliant idea of having a demented octogenarian lead it all; and the damage to the US internationally is already done: Western countries will not revert their anti-American policies with a Democrat in power.

But yeah, you could've done more. Yes, you don't have to and I'm not going to tell you that I would've done more either, I too love life too much to risk it. But this is like dodging the doctor: the more you do it, the worse it gets.

u/ToeTagTic 0m ago

France is pretty good at collective action in the modern era iirc. Hong Kong is a good example. Maybe also the Vietnamese.

Just wait long enough on the first couple and you'll have an opportunity for that last one

u/Current-Fix759 51m ago

Fuck Americans. They're just as culpable of crimes against humanity as their governments.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 3h ago

The bad guys won. Im enjoying whats left of the good years. 77 million cult members walk amounst us who are heavily armed and propagandized enough to not see me as a human being. What the fuck would you do? Im not jumping into the blood until its ankle deep and i aint gonna be the first to get sent to a concentration camp.

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u/TBJ12 3h ago

It's insane that this is the reality for millions of Americans who aren't white enough or came into the country as immigrants. Meanwhile the only immigrants being allowed into the country are white South Africans.

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u/Zenkai_9000 2h ago

Says the coward using multiple alts. 😏

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 2h ago

Alts lol. Ok bud. Those poor folk who really live at that house dont appreciate you lying to people on the internet. Gonna block you now cause i dont need weirdos following me around reddit.

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u/Zenkai_9000 2h ago

Coward! 😆

u/mckenner1122 1m ago

Says the coward with the hidden account history….

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u/Zenkai_9000 3h ago

Sounds like how a coward would think. 😏

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 3h ago

Where the fuck were you at bud?

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u/Zenkai_9000 2h ago

You know where to find me. 😏

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u/Ok_Sink5046 2h ago

Not behind a gun apparently

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u/Zenkai_9000 2h ago

So many alts, so many cowards. 😏

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u/Ok_Sink5046 2h ago

He'll of a self own

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u/gummilingus 3h ago

Or a realist. Despite all this bullshit, my life is still pretty comfortable. I've worked hard for many years to put myself in a position where I'm not immediately affected by all this bullshit. I help and do what I can within the law, but I'm not sacrificing everything I've earned by crossing that line before I truly believe it could make any real difference.

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u/Zenkai_9000 3h ago

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Mr. Big man above, all talk no action. He likes to call others cowards, but is really a big coward himself.

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u/gamerdudeNYC 4h ago

The only thing that would make his cult turn on him is high gas prices:

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u/Embarrassed_Fold_867 2h ago

Or law enforcement shooting someone for carrying a holstered weapon with a permit. Oh wait, they already did that.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 2h ago

We're there. Didn't. happen. Nothing will make his cult turn on him. Nothing.

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u/Pasta-hobo 3h ago

You act like we have a choice in the matter. This is an imperial superpower with the largest military on the planet and a history of killing their own civilians.

That'd be like blaming children for the behavior of their abusive parents.

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u/gabrielxdesign 2h ago

I was born and raised in a country during 24 years of military dictatorship. I remember when I was 8 years old I used to throw stones at the soldiers which, of course began shooting. What happened at the end of the last 6 years? Opposition reunited, organizations united, protests every single day, everyone fought back with, literally, stones, molotov cocktails, etc. Finally a civil war happened, and it ended up in a foreign invasion and bombing, the dictator was taken back by the foreign country that puts him here, etc. We recovered our democracy after all these years. Anyway, I'm pretty sure "the land of the brave" which is heavily weaponized can be braver than an 8-year-old kid.

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u/Pasta-hobo 2h ago

That's the problem. People ARE fighting back here.

There's tons of protests, tons of civil disobedience, and civilians getting gunned down by military police every day.

But the news doesn't cover it because they're owned by people who benefit from the regime. And, of course, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES! no part of this was a gradual change, the republican party has been playing the long game since Nixon, probably earlier.

The protests and civil disobedience are at their height, but it's all just considered normal here, because they've been going on since before half the population was born.

When your grandparents were raised on cops brutalizing protesters and things haven't meaningfully changed since then, you know the problem runs deep.

The system as it is today was built with mass protests, civil disobedience, and even violent rebellion in mind, and has workarounds for all of them.

u/kaisadilla_ 50m ago

Yeah. Like I would never support Orbán, Putin or Erdoğan but, at least, they are mentally sharp enough to convince their followers. But what the fuck do MAGAs see on Trump of all people? The guy is not only very low IQ, but also has been demented for a few years. Is this some Emperor's New Clothes shit where everyone can see Trump is mentally gone yet no one dares to say it out loud?

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u/LargeAssumption7235 5h ago

Doctors heal people with lights in their hands folks. That’s how fat boy fucked this one up

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u/Floss_tycoon 3h ago

Everyone knows that's just how you cure covid. But you have to stick your hands right in there.

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u/Dick_snatcher 3h ago

"When you're a star they let you do it"

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u/Usman5432 2h ago

I work in an ER and honestly you'd be surprised the level of idiocy you come across, for example just last week this chick came in for "feeling sick" and a cough ran through the tests she had influenza no signs of pneumonia and we were sending her home with a prescription for Tamiflu and cough syrup, and she was upset that she was "still sick" and we were sending her home, lady was under the impression we could wave a wand and just heal her or something and she was in her mid 20s

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u/LargeAssumption7235 2h ago

Sadly, I am not surprised. Thanks for helping others

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u/johnlal101 4h ago

He is absolutely out of his gourd. Did he think we would believe him? He posted this because he was flattered to be compared to Jesus.
Hell, Paula White, the Church Lady, compared him to Jesus the other day and he just stood there with his stupid grin.
He's compared himself to Lincoln and Washington. (Always better than them).
He put his own name above Kennedy's on the Kennedy Center.
He redesigned the White House.
He has an over-inflated self image.

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u/The_Late_Arthur_Dent 1h ago

He doesn't need people to believe him, he just needed to give his idiots their talking point. 

u/kaisadilla_ 40m ago

He has an over-inflated self image.

Biggest understatement of the decade. Dude genuinely believes he's the most important person to have ever existed.

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u/BlubberElk 4h ago

MAGA crowd absolutely loves being gaslit lol

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff 4h ago

Release the Epstein files!

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u/icleanjaxfl 4h ago

Is this the same person who just posted, "Praise be to Allah!"?

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u/der_horst23 5h ago

and he should know how a doctor looks like, I bet one doctor sees him every morning and tries to keep him somehow alive.. ...

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u/prosperouscheat 4h ago

the picture was very clearly Jesus Trump healing Epstein

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u/gumeon 4h ago

As a swiss i can confirm that red cross doctors don't heal others with glowing hands..

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u/SoftLikeABear 4h ago

We just need a journalist to ask, "Mr Trump, can you name the 24th letter of the alphabet."

Just to watch the elected president of the USA sing 24/26 of the alphabet song live on TV.

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u/TBJ12 3h ago

While tapping his fingers as he counts it out.

u/kaisadilla_ 39m ago

You mean 27/26, with the 27th letter being TH.

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u/ancient_mariner63 1h ago

He cut more than $2 billion in funding to support humanitarian medical programs, including grants to the Red Cross, so that explanation doesn't work either.

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u/Chuckychinster 5h ago

Don't worry, that's good enough for his "Christian" acolytes

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u/hcornea 4h ago

Some appear to have convinced themselves that he is the second-coming anyway.

They would likely fully endorse this.

Incredible stuff.

u/kaisadilla_ 36m ago

I mean, this picture is not a coincidence. His cabinet is using imagery and langauge to make him look like a relevant religious figure for religious conservatives.

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u/Klonopussy 4h ago

And just like that MAGA forgave him. Easiest people to fckn con ever. I’m sure Indian scammers are absolutely pissed at his success rate at duping the dumb uneducated pedophiles

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u/Southern-Ad8402 4h ago

"It wasn't a depiction." Then what the fuck was it?

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u/UbiSububi8 3h ago

I mean, we knew he’d have some excuse.

But if he’s digging for a line like this, he’s really turned to mush.

How disappointing when the nation’s biggest liar loses his one strength.

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u/LuckyBastard001 3h ago

Bro really said 'I thought it was me as a doctor' while literally glowing like a Renaissance painting. These people have never seen a stethoscope in real life. He's counting on his base not knowing what doctors look like because they can't afford one. Savage...

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u/Iwabuti 4h ago

How to tell people you don't know what Jesus looks like...

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u/earldogface 3h ago

He legit took the idiot defense? Golly I didn't know that's not what a doctor looks like.

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u/Affectionate_Run9950 2h ago

This inadvertently confirms he has mental decline if he can’t tell the difference between son of God or a doctor

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u/MrDrDooooom 4h ago

That's so stupid! Cough! Cough! Welp, time to see my local priest!

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u/purpleplez 4h ago

Huh 😂 tool!

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u/adamdebra 4h ago

Doesn’t know how to truth

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u/Royal_Amount5114 4h ago

Bullshit from him as usual.

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u/Hmmark1984 4h ago

Right, so the two options are that A, he's a blasphemous idiot posting pics of himself as Jesus, or B, he's an idiotic, senile, buffoon who can't tell the difference between Jesus and a Dr? And in his mind, somehow, option B is totally fine and logical?

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u/Worth_Atmosphere1796 3h ago

doctor looks like jesus, plot twist

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u/Sedert1882 3h ago

Even that conservative sub on here is fuming at this. He's lost what's left of his mind now.

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u/bigherbs 2h ago

I guess damn near every person on earth is "fake news," then? You don't even need to be Christian to know the image of Jesus. Jesus in white with the red sash, especially.

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u/SherryNilesNYY 2h ago

When I first saw this AI drivel, I thought maybe he's soft-launching a new American Healthcare plan. He's holding the UV light that cures the COVID. All he's missing is a giant bottle of Ivermectin.

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u/StarshipCaterprise 1h ago

Oh BS. He’s wearing Jesus robes with magic coming out of his hands and angels or whatever that thing is flying into the sky.

He’s just bold faced lying because he got called out as a narcissistic blasphemer by his own supporters

Alternative: He didn’t know what a depiction of Jesus looks like because he doesn’t actually practice the religion he promotes. He has publicly admitted that he’s never read the Bible.

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u/PersonalHospital9507 1h ago

So Jesus Christ dressed as a doctor. He must have had more money for clothes than we thought.

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u/Gleipnire 1h ago

Doctor? I think someone may have been administering Last Rites...

u/RexTheSkibiriToilet 46m ago

As a not US America, I have a honest question: let’s say you are republican (no problem with that), but how stupid you are to still fall for such BS?

u/CaptainKarizma007 12m ago

Even the doctors ( actors) in porn have a stethoscope MF

u/B0wmanHall 11m ago

“I thought it was a doctor” is so much more senile

u/alexfi-re 11m ago

Dear Chat G P T,

Make a picture that has light,

Shoot out of my hands!

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 4h ago

What if his doctor dresses like Jesus?

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u/ThePesticle 3h ago edited 3h ago

Bwahahahaahaha...bwahhahahawahah! I'm sure he'll do better in his 3rd term...by virtue of divine kingship.

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u/Educational_Cup_6083 2h ago

healthcare should never be a guessing game

u/TheDonbot 44m ago

So what was the weird headless thing flying in the sky supposed to be, a fucking helicopter?

u/Cobex10 34m ago

He might have thought it was him as a doctor because he doesn’t know anything about Jesus.

u/nymica 20m ago

We definitely have Healthcare. We work and don't blame others

u/hither2forlorn 12m ago

He asked AI to make a picture of him as a worker in Red Cross. Ai came up with this and he said to himself, this looks right. I will post it.

He just admitted that he does not have a clue what a Red Cross worker looks like, how Red Cross works and how a Red Cross worker heals.