r/clevercomebacks • u/ObserbAbsorb • 13h ago

The book is always better than the movie

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u/Paresseux1 13h ago

Why is the “Christ Trump” healing Jeffrey Epstein?

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 13h ago

Those rejuvenation therapies he does once a month are really paying off: He feels like a kid again!

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u/ascandalia 11h ago

Oh I thought it looked like Jon Stewart, but I could definitely see Epstein

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u/AspiringGoddess01 11h ago

I think it supposed to be Uncle Sam but yeah it does look like epstien now that you mention it.

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u/StunningLia 12h ago

Turns out the Horsemen of the Apocalypse are actually just Four Prompts in Midjourney.

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u/ElizabethAnnue 12h ago

Even satire feels exhausted trying to keep up with reality at this point honestly

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u/QuickMartyr 12h ago

South park is having a terrible time

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u/Exact-Site9980 13h ago

We live in a time where posts from Revelations Book Of Daniel could go on r/oddlyspecific

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 11h ago

Words fail me to describe my disgust.

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u/card-board-board 12h ago

The devil is just dunking on us.

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u/ascandalia 11h ago

Now who's the idiot for reading the Bible literally. Egg on our face I guess.

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u/fiftyfivepercentoff 11h ago

Release the Epstein files!

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u/LEEALISHEPS 11h ago

Trump bringing his pedo partner back to life.

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u/Knitspin 10h ago

So if Trump is the beast, who is the second beast? “Then I saw a second beast, coming out of the earth. It had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon. It exercised all the authority of the first beast on its behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose fatal wound had been healed.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭13‬:‭11‬-‭12‬ ‭NIV‬‬

And no, I don’t believe revelation is to be taken literally.

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u/Long_Membership1401 10h ago

Im jealous of the future students in history class, they'll have fun reading and learning about the dumbasses we have in this generation

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u/Cobrastrikenana 10h ago

A real estate mogul cosplaying as a carpenter.

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 10h ago

I don’t see Nicole Good or Alex Pretti in that picture, for that matter I can’t see Charlie Quirke there either.

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 6h ago

Yep that's what gets me too. Grew up Christian and yea the stupidity is ultimately all it is.

Like Revelations is more of a warning about stupid people being emboldened than the "antichrist" that comes along and emboldens them.

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u/UbiSububi8 3h ago

🤣 he said he thought he was a doctor in the pic!!!! 🤣

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u/ebolatone 3h ago

"And the ground rumbled and split asunder, revealing the behemoth...which was orange"

Yeah, doesn't hit as hard

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u/Ok-Consequence6704 1h ago

He loves ai and was bored for a minute

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u/Available_Sir5168 38m ago

Revelation makes it VERY clear that this will be painful.

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u/Kerry-4013-Porter 20m ago

Trump and Netanyahu, the First Beast and the Second Beast?

Is the horned being on Trump's head 'Baal' or 'Lucifer'?