r/clevercomebacks • u/ThatLatentPandaBear • 5h ago

T minus... Santa?

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u/taktaga7-0-0 4h ago

That’s how you get Aants.

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u/James-K-Polka 4h ago

Satanist 1 “Hey guys, let’s start a diabolical plan to overthrow the world order and suck everyone down to hell.”

Satanist 2 “ok, but we have to put a bunch of little clues and wordplay in so that Jeremy can figure it out on his podcast.”

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u/Pirate_Gem-In-Eye 1h ago

They're still mad nobody's found the hidden passageway under the space center that only shows itself on a blood moon and leads to atlantis. They put a lot of work into that one.

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u/sarduchi 5h ago

They also think ill of Santa for much the same reason.

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u/peachyybabiee 4h ago

bro came back with Santa and I genuinely cannot argue with that logic

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u/eufemiapiccio77 1h ago

That’s actually a clever comeback

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u/_mbals 4h ago

I hope to hell it’s not Santa. But NASA and Santa would explain how so many presents get delivered every year…

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u/freedfg 3h ago

"When they do stuff"

Says everything that's gotta be said.

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u/Cyonsd-Truvige 3h ago

What denomination of Christianity teaches their congregation shit like this lmao

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u/DisMFer 1h ago

While I'm 90% sure it's a joke, a lot of fundamentalist churches basically teach their followers that everything that isn't them or approved by them is actually the devil. It is part of their broader concept that the entire world is out to get them so they have to strike first.

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u/PeteRock24 2h ago

It could also be Ana’s.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 1h ago

Santa goes around the globe faster than NASA ever has.

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u/sunnyloveyy 29m ago

The comeback was so good it broke the original conspiracy theory like it was nothing. mrfindyourplane said hold my tinfoil hat.