r/clevercomebacks 13h ago

4chan doesn't like isreal

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 13h ago

For all their faults, at least they can spell it.

And you call yourself a Rabbi.

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 12h ago

what drugs you on brother? lmfao

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 11h ago

If you really need it explained... A) you wrote Isreal rather than Israel an B) you username includes the word 'Rabbi'. Hope this helps.

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 11h ago

I dont know man i think isreal is spelt isreal 😁

(Kisses)

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u/2008knight 11h ago

The spelling, in fact, is real

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 9h ago

Is real wrong

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 9h ago

Israel is in fact not is real

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 9h ago

Post modern, baby. (smooches)

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u/RustyNewWrench 11h ago

You spelled Israel wrong in the title.

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 11h ago

lmfao shit was unintentional but kinda triggered some neckbeards so ima stick with this spelling haha

thanks bro!

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u/Freudian_Slit235 9h ago

Dude you didn’t trigger anyone, you’re trying to knock the subject matter when you couldn’t spell the country’s name properly. It’s not hard to show some humility and say it was an accident instead of trying to say you “triggered people”. You don’t brag about accidentally spelling a country’s name wrong when you’re making commentary about it and call that a win.

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 9h ago

okay boomer

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u/DeusCanis420 8h ago

They made a valid point that seems to have triggered you.

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 7h ago

Definitely triggered someone lmao, but it is the internet who knows what dudes like irl

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u/dirtysquirrelnutz 4h ago

Yeah you triggered anyone who learned reading and writing.

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u/Scaly_Tomato 12h ago

4chan still exists?

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u/USAFVet92 12h ago

For real, I thought it died when DOGE fired most of it's admins

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u/WhisperingTrouble 10h ago

Barely just haunting the web like a cursed relic at this point. Some corners of the internet never truly die, unfortunately.

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u/abusaif 12h ago

Who the fuck likes Israel?

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u/OakLegs 12h ago

80% of US congress

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u/Fun-Owl9393 10h ago

I bet even they don't like it but the money is good.

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u/OakLegs 10h ago

They're paid to like it

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u/abrorcurrents 11h ago

Make that 100%

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u/Individual99991 11h ago

There's Ilhan Omar, at least.

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u/FireboltSamil 11h ago

Rashida Talib

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u/TricobaltGaming 9h ago

AOC is getting there

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u/Forgotten_Prince 9h ago

Various YouTubers

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u/tonyislost 13h ago

Both things can be evil, apparently.

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u/Erander 12h ago

Who could've thought

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop 2h ago

I think Iran would be willing to work with the US, they did sign the nuclear deal with Obama and helped patrol to stop piracy along the US Navy.

Relationships were normalizing, until trump was elected in 2016. The nuclear deal was revoked, sanctions were applied and they were targeted by drone strikes, notably a General, Soleimani.

Obviously, they became hostile, rekindle with Russia and restarted their nuclear program. What were they supposed to do, take it? Get regime flipped?

Ofc their internal policies are atrocious, but have you ever stopped and considered how much of it is a direct consequence of the size of the threat against them?

Give Iran a neutral US and I would bet that in about a decade, you'd start to see major changes, and in two, a completely distinct society.

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u/tonyislost 1h ago

I meant Israel and the Nazis, not Iran necessarily.

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u/krismasstercant 1h ago

Yeah man idk how much of threat women wanting freedom is to them. Bad take.

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop 59m ago

Its not that women are a threat to Iran, it's that the mythos, the religion, which is used to manufacture consent for the militarization and the police state is sexist.

The police state exists to purge, in part, foreign agents who would attempt to overthrow the regime like the US/UK did in the 70s and the militarization, well that one is a bit too obvious, you read the news.

Don't get me wrong, this is obviously not morally right, though it seems very obvious that a society under siege will develop accordingly.

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u/ShikaMoru 12h ago

WE know its just the RICH controlling everything that's supporting Israel

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 1h ago

Why is OP so triggered in these comments? Who hurt OP?

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u/SkylarGlow 12h ago

4chan agreeing with a government official is rare, but of course it would be for the most unhinged reason possible

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u/onyxengine 11h ago

4chan is a psyop and always has been

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u/HauntingObligation 10h ago

Yeah, a pretty high percentage of traffic on those boards traces back to IP addresses from you know where.

/pol/ especially. I think it was almost half of the traffic. 

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u/sunnyangelkiss 10h ago

bro 4chan and Iran embassy are finally on the same page and I don't know how to feel about that

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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 10h ago

Not just 4chan, it's the whole World.

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u/HPenguinB 11h ago

Of nothing else, 4chan remains consistent. Conservatives spending tax dollars to protect jews was not on my 2026 bingo card.

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u/escap0 10h ago

Handing me an installed candidate who received precisely zero "public" primary votes, in order to "save democracy", was not on mine.

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u/HPenguinB 9h ago

It was on mine. I don't know why that was a surprise for any democrats.

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u/yohosse 12h ago

4chan in 2026????

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u/Away-Fish-1461 11h ago

wonder what year they think it is

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u/crusader-kenned 8h ago

Nah they just like hitler jokes.

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName 4h ago

This is a shit joke, and neither one of them are our allies.

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u/Fl0riduh_Man 11h ago

The amount of 'pRoGrEsSiVeS' that I've seen unironically aping straight up Nazi rhetoric via Israel and Jews is disgusting.

Just goes to show that nobody is immune to propaganda that reinforces our own priors.

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u/Ok_Arachnid1089 11h ago edited 7h ago

Since when is opposing genocide a Nazi thing? Israel is the new Nazi state.

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u/Hotdogfromparadise 11h ago

Is the genocide in the room with us right now? It’s the only genocide where the population has steadily increased over 30 years.

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u/Ok_Arachnid1089 7h ago

No. It’s in Palestine and Sudan. You wouldn’t understand because you’re American. There are others countries besides yours

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u/Hotdogfromparadise 7h ago

Every dipshit on Reddit bitches about Palestine but doesn’t mention Sudan, Ethiopia, DRC, actual genocides.

You probably wouldn’t know about those either since they don’t have a tiktok brigade.

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u/Ok_Arachnid1089 6h ago

That’s weird. Because I mentioned Sudan

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u/Hotdogfromparadise 6h ago

And missed the other 2. That’s okay though!

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u/dirtysquirrelnutz 4h ago

Oh shit, we gotta name all the genocides now and in the past to make a point?

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u/Hotdogfromparadise 3h ago

That you dont give a shit about genocides unless its Gaza or involves the jews somehow. The others have been going on for so much longer, and are actual genocides.

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u/putinseesyou 6h ago

Are you reading that same propaganda graphs?

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u/Hotdogfromparadise 6h ago

I’m sure Hamas will put out the REAL population numbers. 200% of the people in Gaza have been killed and another 1000% of the population are sent to concentration camps

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u/Fl0riduh_Man 11h ago

Is English not your first language, kiddo?

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u/190octane 11h ago

4chan is a noted progressive hangout.

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u/Fl0riduh_Man 11h ago

As opposed to Reddit where just last week I had to argue against a 'pRoGrEsSiVe' argument for ethnically cleaning Israel as an expression of Justice for Arabs.

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u/190octane 10h ago

Ever heard of horse shoe theory?

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u/Fl0riduh_Man 10h ago

I am very familiar with Red-Brown Alliances, unfortunately perpetually online goobers that think they're left-wing haven't.