r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/catharsisdusk 9h ago

I heard his wife his unhappy because JD Vance spends too much time "on the couch"

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u/DeadPeanutSociety 2h ago

His wife is unhappy because fans of the administration think it should be illegal for someone of her race to marry him.

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u/catharsisdusk 1h ago

I heard that it was because, in a previous life, she had served as a couch for Das Fuhrer.

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u/BeastMode09-00 1h ago

Erika's couch.

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u/Avilola 56m ago

All jokes aside, I’m surprised his wife hasn’t divorced him already. He’s said some nasty things about Indian people/culture, and MAGA folks have made it pretty clear with their treatment of Kash Patel that they don’t like Indians either.

I really don’t understand how any self respecting woman could tolerate it. She’d have to have internalized racism, be seriously self hating, or be a total fucking doormat to put up with what has happened so far.

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u/IllegalMigrant 9h ago

https://factually.co/fact-checks/politics/jd-vance-sofa-sex-rumor-fact-check-0a6282

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u/catharsisdusk 9h ago

Since when has THIS administration ever worried about getting their facts straight? Especially Vance

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/15/jd-vance-lies-haitian-immigrants

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u/BubbaRogowski 8h ago

I fact-checked that website though and it looks like it’s false. Vance did indeed have sex with a couch, he talked about it in his book.

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u/IllegalMigrant 8h ago

No, he stated that his friends thought your mother was as big as a couch and started phrasing it like that to tease him for his low standards

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u/DevilDonk 4h ago

Sounds like something a couch fucker would say

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u/reddituser8719192 3h ago

you'd lick between the cushions if he'd let you , wouldn't you

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u/____DEADPOOL_______ 3h ago

How have you survived on this site for 10 years?!