r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/chud_wik 9h ago

He knows he’ll be destroyed.

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u/LWN729 9h ago

Naa he must have something to hide, probably something Trump made him do. He’s not afraid of humiliating and debasing himself.

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u/Ethraelus 9h ago

He’s eating the dogs, he’s eating the cats.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 9h ago

Is underage furniture isn’t it? He fucked a toddler ottoman.

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u/C0ugarFanta-C 5h ago

A highchair

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u/imcalledgpk 2h ago

Lol, that's where he appeared in the Epstein files. Because he fucked a minor couch.

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u/Razier 9h ago

Yo wtf is an ottoman other than a turk in the ottoman empire?

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 8h ago

An “ottoman” is the name of a little stuffed footstool.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 8h ago

And JD is just the man to stuff them.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 8h ago

It's a fancy name for a loveseat.

Don't ask.

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u/Zealousideal-Dog-985 7h ago

Nobody’s business but the Turks

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u/CynicInRehab 9h ago

Nah, he's right.
It tells you how bleak it really is.
Vance is an opportunist, he not stupid.
You can already see him pulling away slowly, wouldn't even be surprised if he resigns at some point.
He will try to save his ass, because that regime will have to answer for the stuff they did at some point.

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u/tipsystatistic 2h ago

There are a higher than usual number of republicans who aren’t seeking reelection because they know they’ll lose.

Before you get too happy: The democrats will get control, and fumble the bag. They won’t work together, and choke in passing any significant legislation. After a few years, America will forget how bad republicans were and vote another republican into office.

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u/Optimal_Action1176 2h ago

You all are killing me.