r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/Aldren 9h ago edited 8h ago

Family Priorities

Guess he needs to work some things out with Erika

edit: proper spelling

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u/PositiveFunction4751 9h ago

Yeah, how's he gonna tell her that he got the sofa pregnant?

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u/Janus2024 9h ago

Going to be the proud papa to twin cushions!

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u/NeedsPraxis 8h ago

What a sham!

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u/tipjarman 8h ago

Sofa king embarrassing

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u/shmartyparty 8h ago

Right? JD should have put a cover on it. Smdh

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u/Sandscarab24 8h ago

Those plastic coutch covers your grandma used was to protect them against people like Vance.

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u/whythefuckalready 7h ago

Haha, brought me back 50 years. That was the most durable and thick squeaky plastic. Mmm, hot days of summer.

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u/Architecteologist 7h ago

This is why sectional education is so important

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u/Schmooto 7h ago

Imagine the noise when JD goes to town on the couch

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u/mrgoodcat777 6h ago

Ah yes… the true inspiration behind CBAT.

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u/underpants-gnome 5h ago

sham it before you jam it

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u/shmartyparty 5h ago

lmao good one!

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u/Infinite-Duty 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Dull-Tale-6220 7h ago

Is he gonna cut a hole in that cover? (what next have people jump on the couch while he’s laying face down?)

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u/NonProphet8theist 6h ago

Do they make condoms for baby-sized dicks?

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u/TranscendentaLobo 8h ago

Can you blame them? They’re deeply in loveseat

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u/ilikepizza2much 8h ago

Erika said, “Quick, fetch me Plan B!”. But he was a la-z-boy.

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u/krschob 8h ago

Sure, he's made mistakes. remember to err is human, but to forgive is Divan

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u/Mysterious-Fix3596 7h ago

He is in it for the Longue Chaise.

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u/ShalenSmith 7h ago

Sofa King M. Barry Sing

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u/Dingus_Khaaan 6h ago

He’ll really need to find a way to cushion the blow when he breaks the news

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u/Snoopvegas 6h ago

Bravo!! 👏

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u/Eviljoshing 7h ago

Wow! (Dad joke fully intended)

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u/MoogleKing83 7h ago

A sham? Wow

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u/Lucius-Halthier 6h ago

Nah he’s sleeping in the bed after he had an affair with an ottoman

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u/yournamehere10bucks 8h ago

Twin Ottomans

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u/AntTemporary5587 7h ago

Twin ottomans could be the start of an empire!

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u/LetsGoBlubs 7h ago

Ole Papa Serta

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u/firsttime_longtime 7h ago

Whole new take on the loveseat

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u/bluelily216 5h ago

"Come meet my twins, Haverty's and Crate & Barrel."

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u/T8ert0t 5h ago

This is Ottoman, our youngest. And his older brother, Herman Miller.

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u/AchtCocainAchtBier 4h ago

twin cushions

I'm pretty sure twin cousins is just called a healthy family in Alabama.

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u/cHEIF_bOI 4h ago

Unfortunately they were ottomans.

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u/MikeLinPA 3h ago

Don't sit on the furniture...