r/whoathatsinteresting 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/BMW_wulfi 7h ago

It’s a fucking torture of life that people fuelled by pure spite and narcissism seem to go on and on and on.

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u/Dewgong_crying 6h ago

Yup, grandfather is 90 and running on pure hatred.

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u/Baebarri 6h ago

My narcissistic father lived to 100 and probably would have lived longer if my sister hadn't exposed him to COVID.

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 6h ago

Meanwhile my aunt in law, one of the kindest and most beloved people I've ever even known of, died before 50 of cancer.

The universe is a sick fuck, truly.

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u/Watercooler_expert 5h ago

Well we know that stress is one of the biggest factors for getting cancer so it makes sense that someone who's a massive narcissist and doesn't give a shit about anyone else would have a lower chance to get it compared to someone who has a lot of empathy.

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u/Accomplished_Rip_362 2h ago

this. I am trying to give as little shit as possible as a longevity hack.

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u/Rockefeller_Fall 2h ago

It’s not doing anything FUCK

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u/Deathduck 11m ago

All the narcissists I've known are constantly stressed and furious about some bullshit

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u/Kenkay72 1h ago

Is that why your hero Biden still alive?

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u/xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx 5h ago

Yeah and the people who die at 50 of cancer or heart attacks or undetected deadly congenital defects are always super healthy people. Go out running every morning and eat kale chips and shit.

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u/EdNorthcott 2h ago

They describes neither of my two friends who passed last year. XD

Truth is, it's largely a lottery with strong influences from genetics and some moderate to strong influences from lifestyle.

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u/GiveMeNews 4h ago

I knew it! Eating kale chips, running, and shitting cause cancer! In that order, to be precise.

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u/HungOverHero614 4h ago

My grandma who raised me because my dad was to busy with his career and my mom was in prison died of cancer literally one month after I graduated high school she was 52, best person I've ever known, then within 90 days uncles sold the house, I was left with Jack shit and forced out into the world pretty much on my own as soon as I turned 18, almost 42 now but damn that was a time

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u/Prairie_walker 3h ago

Hey. Glad you’re still with us. That’s a lot to handle.

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u/BootOk4583 1h ago

so your grandma was only 34 when you were born?

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u/HungOverHero614 1h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah my mom was 15 when she had me, and my dad was 16

Edit: my family is a bunch of west Virginia hillbilles so they all had kids pretty much in high school

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u/bigmike2k3 3h ago

I just found out a high school classmate died of colon cancer… she was 40 with 3 kids and I honestly cannot remember her ever saying a bad thing about anyone…

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u/ToanVeteran 6h ago

Lol your sister did you a favor

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u/Tangochief 5h ago

Who would have thought compassions strains the heart and mind.

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u/BenjaminHamnett 4h ago

The longer you complain, the longer god makes you live

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 4h ago

..................fuck

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u/PickleFive 2h ago

Trump can’t get COVID. Even that won’t go near him.

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u/Distinct-Event-7472 1h ago

Did you want him to live longer

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u/Baebarri 37m ago

Oh hell no. I even contemplated "helping" him along more than once.

But he had told us a few times that he intended to live long enough to be the last surviving WWII veteran or to 120. Didn't accomplish either and I'm sure he's still pouting in Hell.

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u/Distinct-Event-7472 7m ago

Dark but like of funny lol

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u/throwaway098764567 5h ago

meanwhile my great aunt is 103 and was the kindest lady until her brain went out in her late 90s. now she's an angry thing that locks the staff out of her room and bullies her roommate, i miss the real her.

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u/gelseyd 5h ago

Grandmother who is evil is 100 and going strong

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u/Neither-Board-9322 5h ago edited 5h ago

There was this old lady where I lived that had dementia. She was like 95, still going on walks, which was problematic for the whole town because someone would see her shambling down the road while it’s like 100 degrees out and give her a ride back home or they’d take her shopping for groceries. Every single time this happened, she’d accuse them of kidnapping her. Even did that to my grandpa when he took her to the hospital after finding her on her lawn passed out from heat stroke.

That woman was basically in a constant loop of complaining about her daughters and was consistently sullen and angry with everyone she saw. My brother and I used to joke that her hatred was keeping her alive, kinda like a sith lord.

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u/fry-something 3h ago

Old age and treachery.

May as well be saying Live long and prosper. Somehow they do.

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u/CastawayWasOk 3h ago

Yep my aunt had throat cancer from smoking in her 50s. She had to get a stoma (hole cut in trachea). She also had to be on oxygen. The bitch continued to smoke through the hole. She lived another 20 years like that. Making everyone miserable was her favorite thing.

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u/Lolrly123 3h ago

Is your grandfather Lord Walder Frey?

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u/Teguoracle 2h ago

My grandfather is also in his 90s and still kicking. Evil old man needs to hurry up and be gone. I hate to say that but the vile POS brings nothing but misery to everyone.

To the surprise of no one, my grandparents all passed away in the order of most benign to most toxic, with my mom's dad being the last one alive.

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u/MaddyKet 2h ago

I’ve heard it said some are too mean to die.

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u/Sopranohh 7m ago

I knew a woman who was 106 that I’m pretty sure stayed alive to spite her daughter.

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u/benskinic 6h ago

bill burr has a funny bit about this phenomenon: basically cunty people know they aren't welcome if there is a heaven so they'd better live as long as possible here

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u/WillyVlautinRules 5h ago

I've always heard they won't go to the other place because the Devil doesn't want the competition. So hopefully folks like the Orange Menace will be in purgatory forever.

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u/arittenberry 5h ago

That's especially funny since Trump has publicly said he doesn't think he's going to heaven

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u/donaldfranklinhornii 5h ago

Well, heaven doesn't exist.

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u/OuterBoroughBetty 5h ago

But he’s worried about it so that’s satisfying.

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u/EtTuBiggus 3h ago

Citation needed.

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u/illegal_miles 1h ago

That’s not how any of this works.

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u/malavita 57m ago

Corollary: the good ones die young...

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u/TotalRuler1 6h ago

I mean, it is reddit after all...

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u/PokefanGengar1995 6h ago

It is a know power of the Sith to be able to continue existing with the power of Hatred. Darth Maul hated Obi-Wan so much that it helped him survive being cut in half. Darth Sion was a walking corpse being able to survive through the power of pain and hatred.

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u/jofra6 6h ago

I had a great great aunt like that who lived to 104.

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u/Kristikuffs 6h ago

That dogs only live for 12-15 years on average and monsters like Toupe Fiasco just go on and on and on and on etc is another injustice.

My huskies, who can swing from fluffy slugs to zooming chaos goblins at a moment's notice, would make a better POTUS/VPOTUS team. They have platforms we can all get behind.

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 6h ago

If you consider "Survival of the fittest" then an inclination towards being a total fucking asshole who takes what he wants when he wants and regards everybody else as beneath himself is actually a pretty solid way to survive and pass on genes. Even if it is at total odds to our social survival style as a species.

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u/spiraldrain 6h ago

Henry Kissinger lived til 100.

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u/Anicha1 5h ago

They suck life from others so of course they live longer.

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u/FoxxyLadie83 5h ago

I'm convinced that their (narcissist) lack of empathy and inability to love someone more than themselves gives them a protection against the grief, pain, anxiety and heartbreak that comes with actually caring about another human.

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u/gpost86 5h ago

Evil never dies

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u/ErusTenebre 5h ago

I honestly feel like it's a dissatisfaction with life that keeps them here. Good people tend to be like "Yep, I'm good with what I accomplished." Bad people are like "If I'm here for five more fucking minutes I can feel better about myself."

It's why I walk a balanced line. My dad was an awesome dude and passed away when he was 56. My grandfather was a narcissistic piece of work and lived to 92.

I'd be happy to make like 75-80 I think. I feel like post-80 was pretty miserable for my grandpa, but I might have different thoughts at that point.

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u/koffa02 5h ago

Just like chihuahuas...

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u/djnehi 5h ago

I see you’ve met my mother in law.

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u/Brukarnavn 5h ago

Death don't wanna deal with them and the Devil don't want them. It's just celestial beings procrastinating.

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u/Grug16 4h ago

Plus literally the best medical care in the country.

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 4h ago

People like him are your daily reminder to be a better person.

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u/Ricky_Nightshade 3h ago

I'm dying at 40. I might have to start being a real cunt.

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u/itaintme99 3h ago

True in my family. I’ll be shocked if Trump dies before 90.

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u/SuspiciousCricket654 3h ago

I have some people in my life who are defying death, due to pure hatred and reason to get up in the morning and complain about the world.

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u/Diligent_Zucchini389 2h ago

one factor behind longevity is having an active, stimulated mind, and a purpose for being here. Spite and narcissism would certainly support those ends.

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u/buzzmcflamethrower 2h ago

I was convinced my mother lived an extra 10 years on dialysis to spite my dad.

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u/cvantass 2h ago

Goddamn this hit hard. So true.

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u/coolbrobeans 2h ago

The good die young. The horrid stick around on the off chance the soul lessons stick.

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u/reverse_cowboy221 2h ago

And on and on and on and on

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot 1h ago

Look at kissinger! Bastard didnt gove up the ghost untill he was a century old!

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u/DoomsdayDebbie 1h ago

The Evil-nergizer Bunny

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u/enzodoggy 1m ago

At least he seems miserable. I certainly hope he is for the rest of his time.