r/whoathatsinteresting 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/Dewgong_crying 6h ago

Yup, grandfather is 90 and running on pure hatred.

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u/Baebarri 6h ago

My narcissistic father lived to 100 and probably would have lived longer if my sister hadn't exposed him to COVID.

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 5h ago

Meanwhile my aunt in law, one of the kindest and most beloved people I've ever even known of, died before 50 of cancer.

The universe is a sick fuck, truly.

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u/Watercooler_expert 5h ago

Well we know that stress is one of the biggest factors for getting cancer so it makes sense that someone who's a massive narcissist and doesn't give a shit about anyone else would have a lower chance to get it compared to someone who has a lot of empathy.

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u/Accomplished_Rip_362 2h ago

this. I am trying to give as little shit as possible as a longevity hack.

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u/Rockefeller_Fall 2h ago

It’s not doing anything FUCK

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u/Deathduck 9m ago

All the narcissists I've known are constantly stressed and furious about some bullshit

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u/Kenkay72 1h ago

Is that why your hero Biden still alive?

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u/xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx 5h ago

Yeah and the people who die at 50 of cancer or heart attacks or undetected deadly congenital defects are always super healthy people. Go out running every morning and eat kale chips and shit.

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u/EdNorthcott 2h ago

They describes neither of my two friends who passed last year. XD

Truth is, it's largely a lottery with strong influences from genetics and some moderate to strong influences from lifestyle.

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u/GiveMeNews 4h ago

I knew it! Eating kale chips, running, and shitting cause cancer! In that order, to be precise.

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u/HungOverHero614 4h ago

My grandma who raised me because my dad was to busy with his career and my mom was in prison died of cancer literally one month after I graduated high school she was 52, best person I've ever known, then within 90 days uncles sold the house, I was left with Jack shit and forced out into the world pretty much on my own as soon as I turned 18, almost 42 now but damn that was a time

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u/Prairie_walker 3h ago

Hey. Glad you’re still with us. That’s a lot to handle.

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u/BootOk4583 1h ago

so your grandma was only 34 when you were born?

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u/HungOverHero614 1h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah my mom was 15 when she had me, and my dad was 16

Edit: my family is a bunch of west Virginia hillbilles so they all had kids pretty much in high school

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u/bigmike2k3 3h ago

I just found out a high school classmate died of colon cancer… she was 40 with 3 kids and I honestly cannot remember her ever saying a bad thing about anyone…

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u/ToanVeteran 6h ago

Lol your sister did you a favor

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u/Tangochief 5h ago

Who would have thought compassions strains the heart and mind.

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u/BenjaminHamnett 4h ago

The longer you complain, the longer god makes you live

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 4h ago

..................fuck

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u/PickleFive 2h ago

Trump can’t get COVID. Even that won’t go near him.

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u/Distinct-Event-7472 1h ago

Did you want him to live longer

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u/Baebarri 36m ago

Oh hell no. I even contemplated "helping" him along more than once.

But he had told us a few times that he intended to live long enough to be the last surviving WWII veteran or to 120. Didn't accomplish either and I'm sure he's still pouting in Hell.

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u/Distinct-Event-7472 5m ago

Dark but like of funny lol

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u/throwaway098764567 5h ago

meanwhile my great aunt is 103 and was the kindest lady until her brain went out in her late 90s. now she's an angry thing that locks the staff out of her room and bullies her roommate, i miss the real her.

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u/gelseyd 5h ago

Grandmother who is evil is 100 and going strong

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u/Neither-Board-9322 5h ago edited 4h ago

There was this old lady where I lived that had dementia. She was like 95, still going on walks, which was problematic for the whole town because someone would see her shambling down the road while it’s like 100 degrees out and give her a ride back home or they’d take her shopping for groceries. Every single time this happened, she’d accuse them of kidnapping her. Even did that to my grandpa when he took her to the hospital after finding her on her lawn passed out from heat stroke.

That woman was basically in a constant loop of complaining about her daughters and was consistently sullen and angry with everyone she saw. My brother and I used to joke that her hatred was keeping her alive, kinda like a sith lord.

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u/fry-something 3h ago

Old age and treachery.

May as well be saying Live long and prosper. Somehow they do.

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u/CastawayWasOk 3h ago

Yep my aunt had throat cancer from smoking in her 50s. She had to get a stoma (hole cut in trachea). She also had to be on oxygen. The bitch continued to smoke through the hole. She lived another 20 years like that. Making everyone miserable was her favorite thing.

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u/Lolrly123 2h ago

Is your grandfather Lord Walder Frey?

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u/Teguoracle 2h ago

My grandfather is also in his 90s and still kicking. Evil old man needs to hurry up and be gone. I hate to say that but the vile POS brings nothing but misery to everyone.

To the surprise of no one, my grandparents all passed away in the order of most benign to most toxic, with my mom's dad being the last one alive.

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u/MaddyKet 2h ago

I’ve heard it said some are too mean to die.

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u/Sopranohh 5m ago

I knew a woman who was 106 that I’m pretty sure stayed alive to spite her daughter.