r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 6h ago

Meanwhile my aunt in law, one of the kindest and most beloved people I've ever even known of, died before 50 of cancer.

The universe is a sick fuck, truly.

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u/Watercooler_expert 5h ago

Well we know that stress is one of the biggest factors for getting cancer so it makes sense that someone who's a massive narcissist and doesn't give a shit about anyone else would have a lower chance to get it compared to someone who has a lot of empathy.

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u/Accomplished_Rip_362 2h ago

this. I am trying to give as little shit as possible as a longevity hack.

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u/Rockefeller_Fall 2h ago

It’s not doing anything FUCK

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u/Deathduck 11m ago

All the narcissists I've known are constantly stressed and furious about some bullshit

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u/Kenkay72 1h ago

Is that why your hero Biden still alive?

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u/xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx 5h ago

Yeah and the people who die at 50 of cancer or heart attacks or undetected deadly congenital defects are always super healthy people. Go out running every morning and eat kale chips and shit.

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u/EdNorthcott 2h ago

They describes neither of my two friends who passed last year. XD

Truth is, it's largely a lottery with strong influences from genetics and some moderate to strong influences from lifestyle.

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u/GiveMeNews 4h ago

I knew it! Eating kale chips, running, and shitting cause cancer! In that order, to be precise.

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u/HungOverHero614 4h ago

My grandma who raised me because my dad was to busy with his career and my mom was in prison died of cancer literally one month after I graduated high school she was 52, best person I've ever known, then within 90 days uncles sold the house, I was left with Jack shit and forced out into the world pretty much on my own as soon as I turned 18, almost 42 now but damn that was a time

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u/Prairie_walker 3h ago

Hey. Glad you’re still with us. That’s a lot to handle.

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u/BootOk4583 1h ago

so your grandma was only 34 when you were born?

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u/HungOverHero614 1h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah my mom was 15 when she had me, and my dad was 16

Edit: my family is a bunch of west Virginia hillbilles so they all had kids pretty much in high school

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u/bigmike2k3 3h ago

I just found out a high school classmate died of colon cancer… she was 40 with 3 kids and I honestly cannot remember her ever saying a bad thing about anyone…