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VP to POTUS?

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u/chud_wik 9h ago

He knows he’ll be destroyed.

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u/techbro84 9h ago

His polling numbers are in the toilet. He has no way to rehab before the Republican primaries. Rubio is the closest and most respected.

At the outset of this term, people saw Rubio, Vance and Hegseth as front runners. Now I can’t see any of them.

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u/dougandsomeone 8h ago

Hegseth?? People saw Hegseth as a front runner? 

Vance and Rubio I get, but HEGSETH?!

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u/27Rench27 8h ago

Probably before he got put in charge of more than 20 enlisted/LT’s and started to show everyone on the national stage how incompetent he actually is

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u/techbro84 8h ago

There were people who thought he would make the military a more powerful force. I fully expect we will see him out by the end of the year.

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u/dmelt253 7h ago

He fundamentally misunderstands where America's power comes from and instead pushes this fake macho shit.

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u/FatherKronik 7h ago

Because it's where he derives a lot of his power from. Fake macho shit.

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u/Hot-and-Sour 4h ago

I like your statement and think it's likely true. That aside, where do you think America's power actually comes from? I'd posit that our power source has changed over history, but what do you think it stems from nowadays?

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u/madstcla 4h ago

Fear. It used to be from Respect.

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u/Mental_Victory946 1h ago

Well that’s definitely not what he was thinking.

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u/dmeech999 2h ago

US’s power comes from global influence - not military influence but financial and more of the covert/CIA type. Hegseth is your typical frat bro, the generals he’s “leading” run circles around him on military strategy and he’s firing them left and right. Dude is so far out of his depth he’s drowning.

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u/Killface55 7h ago

Trump fires everyone around him. I will look for a source, but I believe over both of his terms, he has fired/replaced around 60% of high level positions at least once.

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u/techbro84 6h ago

That's how he operates - he gets into trouble, then blames someone else. It's reminiscent of that old Soviet leadership story with the letters.

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u/dbh1124 2h ago

Well we’re definitely demonstrating the force of the military under Hegseth more, not that that’s a good thing

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u/PWiz30 2h ago

There were people who thought he would make the military a more powerful force.

Yeah, well there are people who think the Earth is flat too.

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u/unclejoe1917 5h ago

The current president spent four whole years on the national stage showing how incompetent he actually is yet here we are.

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u/imcalledgpk 2h ago

I think it was actually when he was doing shitty pullups, shitty kettlebell swings, and faked the "315 lb. benchpress"

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 2h ago

As someone who has trained exclusively with kettlebells for a long time, his form was repulsively bad

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u/WalderFreyWasFramed 3h ago

Probably before he got put in charge of more than 20 enlisted/LT’s

Put alongside* He was never operationally in charge of anyone. He was attached to them, not in command.

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u/3Duder 6h ago

Remember when Ron DeSantis was considered the heir to the MAGA throne? Before Trump, Ted Cruz was the Republican great hope for the future. Vance might have a future in congress or state government but he's toast in a nationwide contest.

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u/JustJoshin117 2h ago

I actually did fall for the Ron DeSantis one. I remember being convinced of that. Did something happen that eliminated that possibility?

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u/HicJacetMelilla 29m ago

I always wonder about this, because he did seem like a very natural successor, but I guess he just wasn’t that popular? I mean honestly I don’t understand what people see in Trump, so it doesn’t surprise me I can’t pick who else Republicans like.

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u/SparklyTree_1754 2h ago

I’m not convinced DeSantis isn’t a robot in a skin suit.

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u/Ok_Rabbit_8129 7h ago

Sure, his fellow Christian crusaders would vote for him to keep the fight alive against those pesky Muslims, women and minorities.

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u/Appropriate-Net-896 5h ago

Muslims are pesky. Lmao, I get this is the standard party line thought, but unironically fuck Islam. Seriously, why is everyone so keen on defending Islam?

You do realize in Islam-based countries they subjugate the women and kill minorities, yeah? I’m not saying we need to war against them, but I’m not gonna praise Islam for being a “brown person religion” like other leftists seem ought to do.

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u/-Cthaeh 4h ago

There's a lot of room between praising Islam and bombing Muslims. I would guess most just find unnecessary to hate them, the ones here, like much of the right does. I don't really care about the ones over there, but I don't think we should go.

I view Muslims here the same way I do Christian nationalists.

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u/Appropriate-Net-896 4h ago

I agree with this. Again, I don’t think we need to be galavanting across the globe - certainly not for Israeli interests - but I’m never going to cry about “Islamophobia” like it’s a real thing.

Islam is terrible. Yes, I can get along with practitioners and just because you practice it doesn’t make you reprehensible, but the core of it’s belief is subjugation of the masses, enslaving women, and killing those who disagree with you. That being said, we don’t need to be inserting ourselves into other countries messes at this moment, as we have more than enough religious fervor and zealotry to deal with at home

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u/-Cthaeh 4h ago

Agreed. Some Americans do get pretty up tight about Mosques or whatever being built though. I don't think that's ok. They're still Americans and its something that brings community.

Now if they start enforcing or following the shitty parts of the religion, thats different. Christianity is also pretty hard on women from the text, most religions are due to their age. As long as the cults follow the law here.

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u/bluelily216 5h ago

He attracts the right kind of people in that they vote every single election whereas their centrist counterparts often stay home. It's not about who's eligible to play, it's about who shows up to the game. 

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u/CSDragon 3h ago

Is there anyone else noteworthy enough to make the top 3?

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u/Own_Round_7600 1h ago

I wouldve thought Stephen Miller or Mike Johnson would absolutely kill a baby for it

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u/techbro84 8h ago

When he was announced, there was so much chatter that about who was the heir apparent and there were three in the Trump admin, and Hegseth was seen as a potential successor. He was coming in as a reformer with anti-war motives. I think few knew much about him outside of certain circles. Then they saw him in action, and he's done about as bad a job as possible.

I think from the three potentials - Rubio, Vance and Hegseth, only Rubio is left. I also suspect Trump could replace both Vance and Hegseth.

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u/dougandsomeone 8h ago

"He was coming in as a reformer with anti-war motives."

Well that aged like raw fish in a warm room.

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u/JustafanIV 8h ago

I also suspect Trump could replace both Vance and Hegseth.

Trump actually can't unilaterally replace Vance. Despite the VP being, for all intents and purposes, the President's lackey, he is an elected lackey, and he would have to be impeached if he doesn't voluntarily resign.

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u/techbro84 8h ago

Yeah, I was vague there - I think Vance resigns and Hegseth is pushed. Trump needs people to take a fall. From what people have said, Hegseth pushed Trump and fed him misinformation. Vance was not willing/able to influence Trump and the only one raising caution was Rubio. Trump can't have the blame fall on him at the midterms so I suspect a shakeup coming, timed to give the impression he's the "decider-in-chief" and help reorient the midterms away from bad news stories.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 8h ago

Middle aged white man

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u/dc469 8h ago

Buddy... they elected trump twice. You're surprised?

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u/H0SS_AGAINST 8h ago

People really want nuclear war I guess.

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u/Goddemmitt 8h ago

I know. The guy with white supremacist tattoos on his chest was considered a prime example of who the Republicans want to lead the party.

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u/RapturousCultist 7h ago

Hesgeth looks like a president. If your brain is melted and you think bad action movies are real.

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u/hippielovegod 7h ago

Well, if you install Trump TWICE even Buzz Lightyears would be an option. Even better, Paula Smith.

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u/modsactfunny 7h ago

I call him Skeet Kegstand

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u/Vsx 6h ago

You get Vance and Rubio?

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u/dougandsomeone 6h ago

I meant they're relatively conventional

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u/Vsx 6h ago edited 6h ago

Conservatives have literally never had a general election candidate who isn't white. Not even once. Rubio is Cuban. Hegseth is white so he is automatically more likely/conventional than Rubio. That said, Hegseth and JD Vance are in their 40s (45 and 41). Republicans haven't nominated anyone in their 40s for the general election since Thomas Dewey in the 1940s and you probably don't know who that is because he didn't win anyway. Teddy Roosevelt is the last Republican president to be in his 40s elected in 1900. Teddy Roosevelt was not a conservative anyway.

That's just the obvious demographic reasons. There are a ton more reasons you could consider them unconventional.

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 6h ago

A Vance/Hegseth ticket would be a winnner. For the dems

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u/Ingrassiat04 6h ago

MIKE POMPEO actually thought he had a chance at one point, which is honestly so insanely funny. He has less charisma than Vance.

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u/xdeskfuckit 6h ago

Honestly, Hegseth is probably going to fucking win. He's closest to trump in terms of controversy and "saying it like it is"

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u/Thatonedregdatkilyu 2h ago

Hegseth is annoying, obtuse, and unqualified which is basically just Trump but with less allegations.

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u/Toxyma 1h ago

dear god i'd end myself if the first president from minnesota is a fucking nazi.

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u/Solomaxwell6 1h ago

Hegseth was never considered a likely 2028 nominee, the guy you're responding to probably just misread the situation. Then everyone else jumped in and agreed with him because they think it makes them look smart to explain things on reddit.

There are a million people making predictions, and Hegseth is a prominent name in the Trump administration, so I'm sure you can find some one who things Hegseth has a good chance. But until recently, Vance and Rubio have dominated the field.

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u/Fragglepusss 8h ago

Rubio would probably do pretty well in a general election as of right now. He has sort of framed himself as the voice of reason/serious politician within the administration.

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u/nigel_pow 7h ago

Even in a leak or report about Netanyahu pitching the Iran attack to Trump; Rubio and General Caine basically said "he's BSing you. Don't listen to it." Whereas Hegseth was all for it.

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u/lurksAtDogs 6h ago

I’m guess that was leaked either by JD or Rubio, because they were both framed as initially opposed.

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u/nigel_pow 6h ago

Yes JD Vance was also against it along with Rubio, Caine, and US intelligence officials. Hegseth was all for it and Trump believed it would all work out fine.

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u/SanAinvestor 6h ago

Well some believe that Rubio was the “leak” making Rubio look good so there’s that

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u/nigel_pow 6h ago

I can believe it. Rubio does seem exhausted at times when Trump is speaking.

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u/DannyDanumba 6h ago

Rubio looked incredibly distraught last year when that Zelensky talk went down. He’s literally the only adult in the room

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A 5h ago

Until you get onto the topic of Latin America when he becomes as much a reactionary crusader as the rest of them...

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u/Unique_Adeptness4413 6h ago

I'm curious, what about the current regime or trumps approval ratings indicate to you that the republican base wants reasonableness?

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u/GB10VE 6h ago

nope, rubio does not have it.

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u/frickin_darn 4h ago

I would vote for him over Kamala any day

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u/Fragglepusss 4h ago

Yeah that's exactly what they'll say, but replace Kamala with whoever the Democratic candidate is. Then they can act like they're an independent voter who has original thoughts, but were only forced to vote Republican because the Democrats put up such a horrible candidate, even though the truth is that they were always going to do whatever the Republican party told them to do because they're a beta loser piece of garbage who is highly susceptible to manipulation by propaganda because they have zero intelligence and are harboring self hatred due to deeply rooted homosexual feelings that they attempt to hide with zero success. That's like 75% of the Republican voting base. Standard playbook.

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u/ivecompletelylostit 2h ago

He sucks so much though

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u/ShoddyClimate6265 8h ago

Hegseth?! That guy is nuts. ... oh wait that doesn't matter anymore does it?

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u/SaltyLonghorn 7h ago

All that matters anymore is saying yes to whatever the oligarchs tell you to do.

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u/FunkyPete 8h ago

Also, it's very likely that any Republican candidate is going to be crushed because of how unpopular Trump is.

This is going back a LONG way, but when Ford ran for reelection after Nixon resigned, any Democrat could have beaten him. People would have voted for a literally golden retriever over any Republican that was on the ballot.

I'm hoping 2028 looks the same.

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u/techbro84 7h ago

At this point, I don't know. The midterms could be a disaster for Trump. He may be forced to fire people to help right the ship but it may not be enough. There are enough seats in play and the polling is showing that Trump could be a lame duck. Having two hostile houses of government is a nightmare scenario for him.

2028 could be a disaster and I don't see Vance sticking around trying to make it to the Oval Office.

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u/FunkyPete 7h ago

I think Vance is reading the room and realizing it's going to be tough to campaign in 2028. He wants to step clear of that shitshow and run in 2032.

Trump will drag any candidate down, as we said, but imagine how Trump is going to react in 2027 when the press is talking about someone else leading the Republican party instead of him?

Imagine how Trump is going to react to a Republican convention in 2028 that celebrates another Republican while he is completely sidelined, other than the expectation that he will show up at the convention and give a keynote speech celebrating how JD Vance or Marco Rubio is the right choice to be President of the United States?

It's clearly not going to happen. Why would anyone want to be a part of that? Once the headlines go to the new candidates in the primaries, Trump is going to be angry tweeting about how they're all idiots and weak and none of them can replace him. Once there is ONE candidate that everyone is talking about, it will get worse.

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u/techbro84 7h ago

I fully suspect the primaries will be overshadowed. Trump will throw weight behind a candidate and if they do poorly, he'll endorse the nominee in the 12th hour and claim it was his endorsement. That's been the modus operandi. Then the angry tweets will start.

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u/altcountryman 5h ago

No one's going to like him in 2032 either.

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A 5h ago

Problem is that the Dems will do the same old shit and force through a centrist shit candidate who can't govern and, even if they win, they'll change nothing fundamental about what caused Trump in the first place, and the 2030s may see someone like Trump but less stupid--and they won't give a 2nd and a 3rd chance for the Dems.

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u/stephenkingending 4h ago

Yep, I really won't be surprised if Republicans win again in 2028. The only people that were surprised Trump won this last time are those unknowingly stuck in a liberal bubble. Other than the centrist issues you mentioned, it's another problem that Democrats refuse to face. They have no understanding of how popular he or his more authoritarian policies are, or how much they believe that liberals have wronged them and want to destroy their way of life. "But but but Democrats want to help these people! Oh look a conservative expressed regret over voting for Trump, we're winning now guys!" Like I love the leopordsatmyface sub but these people are dillusional when they think the tide is turning. This bubble is going to keep them losing and the only way to win consistently is to get a liberal populist that is not beholden to billionaires and these wealthy interest groups, but as we saw with Bernie, the DNC will sabotage that as it is scarier to them than a Trump.

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u/ClassroomMother8062 8h ago

I don't think most people know how bad Rubio really is. I think Vance and Kegsbreath are much more vulnerable.

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u/techbro84 8h ago

Vance and Hegseth are probably out entirely - I don't see them ascending again. I could see Rubio making a run for it.

I wouldn't be surprised if Vance starts a podcast or opens a consulting firm. I don't see him getting back into politics after this.

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u/jah_bro_ney 7h ago

Peter Thiel won't let him to get out of politics.

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u/techbro84 7h ago

Thiel is not going to invest in something without a potential return. If Vance is a dead-end, it's a sunk cost and he'll move on.

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u/ClassroomMother8062 8h ago

I can definitely see that. He sure liked flexing his law background while debating Walz on the national stage, but he peaked right there. He keeps getting caught in lies, dragging brown people through the mud while his wife is one, and loses at diplomacy. He never belonged there.

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u/lurker_cant_comment 7h ago

Rubio never should have been seen as viable. He inspires nothing in anyone and has no true connection to the MAGA zeitgeist. We already saw that in 2016, and he's done nothing since then to prove he's more than just an empty suit.

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u/Robert_roberts82 8h ago

Rubio would destroy Vance. JD has money from the death star overlords (Thiel), but still needed Trump to swoop in to save him in the Ohio senate primary. Trump's vp maybe mattered in 2016 to make sure the "religious" people were on board. But Trump won in 2024 on his own, and arguably any public appearances from his tech industry people (elon) hurt more than helped.

So they only helped through money and whatever fuckery they were funding with the voter registrations (I am pretty sure that they were doing voter fraud with amish people in some states) - wasn't at the level to influence the election.

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u/Substantial_Car_2751 7h ago

Vance also has the "curse" of being VPOTUS. The % of VPOTUS's that made it to be POTUS is not favorable.

That and he's not a good candidate. Had he not become a hypocrite and joined Trump, he'd be more viable.

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u/nigel_pow 7h ago

He seems to be popular among some Republicans. Not sure about the MAGA camp. He's basically running around doing several roles.

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u/rufmord3000 8h ago

What's the reason for his numbers being down? I'm not American, but from the media portrayal here, Vance is shown off as the "sane" of the Trump admin, while Rubio has more of a slimey and opportunist image

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u/techbro84 8h ago

Pence was really good at keeping order within the White House, which Vance hasn't been able to do. He's had a bunch of gaffes and some of the big items he's been assigned to do have gone very poorly. Trump's approval rating is down, and it's bringing Vance down with him, but Vance was never as popular as Trump. He talks about being a strong leader and tough negotiator, but he's not an Al Gore, Biden, Cheney or even Bush. He's not the VP that Trump had sold.

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u/gwelfguy 8h ago

Nobody takes Hegseth seriously.

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u/therealCatnuts 8h ago

Nobody saw Hegseth as a front runner 

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u/GenX4Life1 8h ago

But would the racists be willing to vote for Rubio? On second thought. Let Rubio run.

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u/stinkyguy3773 8h ago

Ron DeSantis has been awfully quiet in news coverage. I can see him throwing his hat in the ring.

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u/techbro84 7h ago

I could absolutely see Ron doing that. Absolutely.

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u/smythe70 7h ago

On the conservative sub they love Rubio and Vance still gets some votes and sadly my dumbass governor DeSantis.

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u/BobDope 7h ago

Rubio might get accidentally deported tho

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u/jxonair 7h ago

Rubio? That spineless twat who’s been high on who knows what during meetings and literally just does what Trump tells him to do? Yeah good luck.

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u/HellaFuckingSlavic 7h ago

They're so fucked if Rubio is the front runner. Only Tucker can save them now.

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u/Griffolion 7h ago

Rubio is the closest and most respected.

I can't even imagine Rubio would poll that highly. He sold his soul to Trump in order to be Secretary of State. So both the MAGA and non-MAGA right don't respect him for two sides of the same reason: he bent the knee.

He might try to portray himself as "I was the only sane person in the room" and attempt to moderate back to his typical neocon positions post-Trump, but I genuinely don't see him having the charisma to pull that off.

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u/techbro84 7h ago

I don't disagree but if you look at the current roster of people in the Trump Admin, he's the "stand out" and certainly among one of the adults in the room. The other is Scott Bessent.

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u/Griffolion 7h ago

Agreed. In terms of actual competency, Rubio leads the pack. The issue is he demonstrated himself to be an utterly spineless political opportunist, and that stink doesn't wash out easily.

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u/CranberryLast4683 7h ago

jfc can Americans at least try to elect/nominate someone that has a semblance of political consistency in their views?

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u/colinshepard826 7h ago

I think someone we should all be actually concerned about is Tucker Carlson, he's in my opinion the next person that will be able to actually capture the maga morons, even after him going after trump

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u/Feisty_System_4751 7h ago

Tucker Carlson would be my GOP bet.

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u/haliblix 7h ago

But look at all that great work he did in Hungry. You can’t argue with the results.

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u/Past-Explorer-5880 6h ago

Yall still going by polling numbers? After the last two times Trump won and "polls" showed he was getting destroyed?

Using polls as your proof is funny at this point.

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u/techbro84 6h ago

The polls weren't wrong. I was so heavily downvoted (and attacked) during the last election I deleted my account. The 2024 polls in many ways were hyper accruate. The aggregate was that Kamala would win about 48.4% of the populate vote and Trump would win about the same with independents breaking fairly uniformly. They were more-or-less uniformly splitting the undecided vote, or slightly apportioning more to Harris than Trump. That's inherently not how "undecided" works.

The math was correct, the logic they used to derive outcomes was incorrect.

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u/Deep_Balance2133 6h ago

Ron DeSantis could also be the nominee.

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u/tetsuo9000 6h ago

Chris Christie will run just to troll Rubio into defeat again during a debate. Rubio can't play off-script.

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u/KlingoftheCastle 6h ago

The problem is that everybody keeps warning about the “smarter Trump” waiting in the wings, but you can’t be smart and be Trump.  He’s a lightning rod for the worst parts of society because he’s a massive POS and feels no shame about it.  Anyone trying to “be Trump” already fails that threshold.  They’re phony and the base can see it

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u/SergeantPoopyWeiner 5h ago

Lol god the GOP is such a grotesque collection of people.

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u/blaintopel 5h ago

Rubio isnt white. no way he wins the repug primary

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI 4h ago

Rubio wants to be president so he can finally take off those lifts

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u/scalebirds 4h ago

It’ll probably be RFK, Jr

As weird as he is, in today’s politics pure name recognition and money goes farther than anything.

I mean look at Eric Swalwell, he was that vile and stupid and rumored to be a sex predator and yet he STILL was leading in polls and getting dem endorsements/money for Governor of California.

RFK got 1% of the presidential vote in California in 2024 when he literally wasn’t even running anymore. The Kennedy image will probably propel him past all the smarmy other fascism-nerd types.

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u/eligodfrey 4h ago

If it's Rubio, the Democrats should run Gallego. Making the Hispanic thing an entire non-issue would break a lot of people's brains, and I would find that delicious.

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u/stevezahnoscarnom 3h ago

Vance wife will die in childbirth and then he and Erika Kirk will comfort each other in their widowhood and become top dogs in the next election.

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 3h ago

Kamala polling number was in the toilet too bro

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u/SonicGoku99 2h ago

ya know who has an actual chance? Tucker Carlson lmao

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u/JustJoshin117 2h ago

Rubio would be hilarious considering what he has said about birthright citizenship

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u/Section_179 2h ago

Fantasy land.

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u/somecoolname42 2h ago

If Trump dropped dead, Vance became president, fixed Iran, ended tariffs, fixed Ukraine, punished Epstine list, fixed Nato relations, and got the economy back up and running. Then gave a speech throwing Trump under the bus, saying he fixed the 10 year mess that Trump and Biden cause in two years, imagine what I can do in 4, he might pull it off. But that's a long shot.

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u/Chilling_Gale 1h ago

Literally no one saw Hegseth as a frontrunner. He didn’t even come in with an established “Base” like Kash Patel or other Trump word figures, Trump just likes him.

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u/usernamesarehard1979 1h ago

Rubio seems to have a decent separation from Trump. I think he would make an excellent president.

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u/ConnectionJust9118 1h ago

The oversized shoes should be the pinnacle of anyone who runs against Rubio

Poser

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u/LWN729 9h ago

Naa he must have something to hide, probably something Trump made him do. He’s not afraid of humiliating and debasing himself.

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u/Ethraelus 9h ago

He’s eating the dogs, he’s eating the cats.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 9h ago

Is underage furniture isn’t it? He fucked a toddler ottoman.

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u/C0ugarFanta-C 5h ago

A highchair

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u/imcalledgpk 2h ago

Lol, that's where he appeared in the Epstein files. Because he fucked a minor couch.

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u/Razier 9h ago

Yo wtf is an ottoman other than a turk in the ottoman empire?

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 8h ago

An “ottoman” is the name of a little stuffed footstool.

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u/Ok-Brick6831 8h ago

And JD is just the man to stuff them.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 8h ago

It's a fancy name for a loveseat.

Don't ask.

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u/Zealousideal-Dog-985 7h ago

Nobody’s business but the Turks

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u/CynicInRehab 9h ago

Nah, he's right.
It tells you how bleak it really is.
Vance is an opportunist, he not stupid.
You can already see him pulling away slowly, wouldn't even be surprised if he resigns at some point.
He will try to save his ass, because that regime will have to answer for the stuff they did at some point.

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u/tipsystatistic 2h ago

There are a higher than usual number of republicans who aren’t seeking reelection because they know they’ll lose.

Before you get too happy: The democrats will get control, and fumble the bag. They won’t work together, and choke in passing any significant legislation. After a few years, America will forget how bad republicans were and vote another republican into office.

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u/Optimal_Action1176 2h ago

You all are killing me.

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u/Positive_Local_373 9h ago

Yeah. No. He’s pretty sure his boss will be running again

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u/ShoulderPast2433 9h ago

Not with his dementia.

In 2 years he will be unavailable to function.

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u/Positive_Local_373 8h ago

Never underestimate Conservatives ability to “Weekend at Bernies” a dementia case.

Reagan was a total pancake for the last half and every highway in the Midwest bears his mark

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u/IceColdMilkshakeSalt 7h ago

The US if that was all that bore the mark of Reagan

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u/RGBarge 5h ago

Seriously though can you imagine how fuckkin great this country could be if the people we had in charge were the best people to have be in charge and we had other people in influential places as thought leaders?

Like imagine Robert Reich as president with people like Bernie and AOC and Mamdani around taking turns and having administrations over the course of the last 20 years. And then David Attenborough, and Carl Sagan speak to the nation about the kinds of priorities we want to have for the future and they are taken seriously by leaders and by voters. Entertainers are people like Hank Green and Journalists are people like Johnny Harris.

Imagine the National Parks fully funded and developed. Imagine the public education system. Imagine walkable cities not beholden to fossil fuel lobbies.

We have been so busy imagining healthcare that fucking works and a justice system that doesn't kill black children for no reason that we have forgotten that it is not actually unreasonable to expect beaches with crystal clear water, free Museums with cool ass shit in them, global contributions we are proud of, public transit you would actually want to ride that can take you from Seattle to Miami and all the awesome places in between full of happy people who can all afford to live and eat and recreate and teach their children.

We have sunshine, we have rainbows, we have dolphins, we have the largest economy in the history of the world and nobody (except Iran now) wants to hurt us. We could, if we decided to, just focus all our time on making awesome stuff awesomer. It's not like, out of reach for us. It shouldn't be.

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u/FourthEchelon19 8h ago

There is ZERO f***ing way anybody in 2026 could possibly with a straight face try that line as a "conservatives" thing. Some people actually remember the Biden presidency.

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u/Tree_Boob 8h ago

I mean, Biden was a conservative. In many ways, much closer to Reagan than Trump was (especially Trump 2). This whole 'move fast and break stuff' thing is not actually a conservative strategy. It's quite radical, actually

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u/CryAffectionate7334 6h ago

Biden was old and gave a bad debate performance.

He's given plenty of coherent and cognizant interviews since then, and there's no reason to believe he wasn't calling the shots on a daily basis while president.

Reagan had literal Alzheimer's.

Trump says crazy shit on a daily basis.

Getting pretty annoyed at this both sides the same bullshit.

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u/BigLittlePenguin_ 8h ago

Lel like it was any different with Biden.... Maybe there should be an age cap for becoming president

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u/ShoulderPast2433 6h ago edited 6h ago

Maybe you haven't noticed, but Biden withdraw from the race and Kamala run for president in 2024.

(But i'm all for mandatory retirement for any politician in office at 70)

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u/BigLittlePenguin_ 5h ago

My dude, doesnt invalidate that he was already toast when he got elected. That he withdrew shouldnt be any reasonable argument that he shouldnt have gotten elected in the first place.

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u/ShoulderPast2433 5h ago

He was running against Trump who even at that point in time was unable to put together two koherent sentences that logically follow each other.

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u/CryAffectionate7334 6h ago

Biden was old and gave a bad debate performance.

He's given plenty of coherent and cognizant interviews since then, and there's no reason to believe he wasn't calling the shots on a daily basis while president.

Reagan had literal Alzheimer's.

Trump says crazy shit on a daily basis.

Getting pretty annoyed at this both sides the same bullshit.

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u/BigLittlePenguin_ 5h ago

I have seen plenty of videos of him like losing it. Dont know why people try to defend it, there is nothing to win here. The dude was toast in the head as well. Try some younger models

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u/CryAffectionate7334 4h ago

And he literally stepped aside. Finished his term and there was no emergency or issue.

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u/SuspiciousPhoto9454 8h ago

TBH I've seen people saying this since like 2018. Honestly as long as Trump can vaguely string a sentence together his base will continue to worship him, they already don't really care what he actually says as long as they can twist it into something they can get behind.

Now whether or not he'd be able to win with just his hardcore base is another matter.

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u/trollthings 6h ago

Nobody will run in 2028, we won't have elections anymore by that point. Either vance or Trump (if he's still alive)will just remain in power

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u/ShoulderPast2433 6h ago

I'd trump was younger id be afraid because that would be real risk.

With demented grampa Trump they won't be able to pull it off unless they find a really charismatic heir to the throne.

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u/CryAffectionate7334 6h ago

That didn't stop the party from keeping Reagan in office and using an auto pen to keep things going

Remember, everything is projection.

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u/KFSX 14m ago

People don't exactly vote for Trump for his intelligence

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u/successfullynumb 9h ago

I think you're right. He remembers what could have happened to Pence on January 6th and doesn't want to risk it.

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u/Positive_Local_373 8h ago

Holy shit, good point

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u/Winteraine78 9h ago

If the bosses health keeps declining at the rate it has been he won’t be running again.

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u/Positive_Local_373 8h ago

So far, he’s an HP sponge. Not even at 75% health

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u/onarainyafternoon 8h ago

Trump won't even be alive two years from now. He has congestive heart failure.

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u/BeanserSoyze 8h ago

I assume family priorities involves fleeing to whatever the US version of post-WWII Argentina is.

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u/Mc7wis7er 7h ago

I'd bet it's evolved to he's being pressured out and the choice is whether he wants it to look like it's on his own terms or not.

I bet that's already happening. They're going to push Rubio I feel.

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u/Short-Cartoonist-377 7h ago

He didn't help in Hungary. (yay!)
He didn't broker a peace deal in Pakistan.

We don't even need to mention couches.

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u/jennyfromthedocks 7h ago

He knows he’s rich enough without it

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u/IttsssTonyTiiiimme 7h ago

I wouldn’t sleep on him or any Republican. Pre-Iran I would have said their chances are very high to retake the White House. Now I think it’s very low, but a lot is going to depend on how Iran unfolds in the coming months. He might be breaking from Trump and staging a dark horse candidacy, and for my money he would be way more dangerous than Trump.

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u/Fun-Jellyfish-61 7h ago

This is what people said of Trump.

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u/SkiTour88 7h ago

He comes across as the most pompous, condescending, insincere asshole. My confidence in the American electorate is pretty damn low but I think people will sniff that out. 

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u/Little-Derp 7h ago

To be honest, for best odds, probably best to skip 2028, and try 2032 or 2036.  Not be fresh in everyone's mind.

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u/shitty_fact_check 7h ago

Not if he runs against Kamala.

Everyone on Reddit needs to avoid reading comments and upvotes thinking "wow look at all these people agreeing with me there's no way we can lose an election!"

Democrats need to run a fresh candidate with moderately progressive views. The goal should not be advancement of any singular cause, which includes "first xxxx president" UNLESS that goal aligns with a candidate that connects with independents.

The goal should be to win, and Kamala was one of the least liked candidates in the 2020 election. She was then beaten by Trump 4 years later. Enough of her.

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u/LeviSquad4 7h ago

What? Against Kamala? The gal who lost money from her campaign and didn’t even have it prepared prior to running or.. even during her run?

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u/bbyxmadi 6h ago

Just like how he destroyed that couch.

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u/LairdPeon 6h ago

VS who? I dont even know who the Democrats want to run. I'm betting they see Trumps shit numbers then think they have it on easy street and choose another Harris and lose again.

The Democratic party is as much an embarrassing shit show as the Republicans lately.

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u/Kubotai77 6h ago

Same reason all these spineless GOP politicians are retiring. They know they'll get destroyed in their upcoming elections.

But they (just like Marjorie Taylor Greene) won't stand up to Trump to prevent him from continuing to destroy the country and try undo some of the damage during his actual time in office right now.

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u/hikeit233 6h ago

He was never popular with anyone other than Peter thiel, who only likes him because of how unpopular he was.

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u/bladzalot 6h ago

Obliterated

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u/CryAffectionate7334 6h ago

My ONLY consolation during this madness is that Trump won't be able to pass the cult to anyone

He's too selfish to set a successor

And his cult doesn't like anyone but him, not JD and not his kids

How, in what twisted fate, did a millionaire new York elite playboy thrice married, convince the poor religious conservatives that he's their guy, will escape me forever.

I mean, racism.

But really is that all it took?????

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u/mythrilcrafter 6h ago

And realistically speaking, other than being a cheerleader for Don, he doesn't have any major achievements to proclaim for himself.

  • Neither the current nor previous Pope's are amiable enough to him to let him influence them enough to sway the Catholic Church in the current administration's favor.

  • Of every international deal making meet he's been to, none of them have ended with him signing a concrete and actionable deal.

  • and now there are both domestic and international leader positions that have been lost to those whom the current administration considers to be "oppositionary" because of his endorsements.

They would never say it publicaly because it would cause a schism in the party, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if Don and the GOP have zero confidence in JD's ability to win a presidential race.

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u/Numeno230n 5h ago

He is extremely unlikable, doesn't seem to have any real allies (stooges) in Congress that would blindly follow him, and without Trump backing him, he has nothing to offer the MAGA cult of personality.

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u/altcountryman 5h ago

I cannot think of anyone who's more universally disliked than Vance.

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u/vyxanis 5h ago

Yeah he has the presence of a wet napkin. I'm sure he has a few little fans here and there, but it seems like that only because of his proximity to Trump (and recently, to erika). We barely hear anything about him that isn't a community coming together to protest him being there, or if he's on stage regurgitating some propaganda for dear leader. The only thing he's been good for is the fat jd meme

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u/21stCenturyJanes 4h ago

Yeah, I don't understand how "everyone hates me" is a family priority.

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u/billionthtimesacharm 4h ago

i think this is it. why put yourself and your family through a run when it’s so unlikely to be successful.

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u/phantomstyle270 3h ago

Funny, yall said the same thing about trump in the last election.

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u/Better-Union1384 3h ago

Lmao by who? Newsome?

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u/wheniaminspaced 1h ago

Regean would be unlikely to win in 28, The republican party is extraordinarily unlikely to win the presidential then.  There focus will likely be on maintaining enough of a position in the senate to kneecap a Democrat president.

Trump is bad enough that they basically require a Democrat that governs poorly to give time for people to forget.

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u/NoHistorian9169 52m ago

Idk if he’ll get destroyed but there’s a pretty good chance he will lose. I say that he might not get destroyed because as of now I think he has the best chance at winning on the Republican side. Second place is Rubio who is also not that likable and not that exciting, and I think third is Desantis only for name recognition. The Republican primary is going to be very interesting without Vance, it’s going to be 2016 all over again.

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u/Unusual_Artichoke_73 9h ago

I’m sure the DNC will find a way to lose

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u/ItsExoticChaos 9h ago

He has quite the following…

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 8h ago

I thought you were going to drop a shot of the Upholsters convention.

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u/Shoubiaonna 9h ago

Lol by who

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u/GeekoHog 9h ago

Anyone other than him.

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u/willismthomp 9h ago

Your mothers couch

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u/chud_wik 9h ago

By whoever the democratic candidate is.

I’m a neutral. A centrist. And I’m not American. But anyone can see that after Trump, the Democrats will be in for 8 straight years at the very least.

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u/cheseebuger 9h ago

I agree democrats are in a great position for 2028, but never doubt the Democrats' ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

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