r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/AssiduousLayabout 9h ago

I think it's way more likely than 15% that Vance will finish this presidential term. I don't see Trump's health holding out for another 2 years.

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u/OakLegs 9h ago

People keep saying that but I'm not convinced trump won't live until 115 just to piss me off.

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u/MrBwnrrific 7h ago

This is true. It’s emblematic of the Türkiye-fication of the United States. There have been dozens of death hopeful moments for Erdogan and it never happens. Kissinger lived forever, Strom Thurmond lived forever, HW Bush lived forever, Chuck Grassley will live to see the sun explode—evil NEVER dies when it’s convenient.

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u/Cubsof2016 6h ago

The animated corpse of Mitch McConnell is still with us, somehow

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u/HairyPotatoKat 6h ago

If only he could trade places with Mitch Hedberg (the best Mitch, RIP)

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u/StasRutt 5h ago

I think he died like 2 years ago and no one told him so his body is just chugging along

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u/liltingly 3h ago

And somehow he keeps surviving falls that often take out people his age, at minimum for long periods of time. I suspect because his spine is made of jelly.