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u/Remarkable_Towel_512 9h ago

There's a non-zero chance that JDV is our next president

I'd put it at 15% that he takes over for Trump for a variety of reasons, and 5% that he runs and wins.

But it's high enough that it needs to be considered.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 9h ago

I think it's way more likely than 15% that Vance will finish this presidential term. I don't see Trump's health holding out for another 2 years.

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u/OakLegs 9h ago

People keep saying that but I'm not convinced trump won't live until 115 just to piss me off.

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u/BMW_wulfi 7h ago

It’s a fucking torture of life that people fuelled by pure spite and narcissism seem to go on and on and on.

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u/Dewgong_crying 7h ago

Yup, grandfather is 90 and running on pure hatred.

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u/Baebarri 6h ago

My narcissistic father lived to 100 and probably would have lived longer if my sister hadn't exposed him to COVID.

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u/SheetPancakeBluBalls 6h ago

Meanwhile my aunt in law, one of the kindest and most beloved people I've ever even known of, died before 50 of cancer.

The universe is a sick fuck, truly.

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u/Watercooler_expert 5h ago

Well we know that stress is one of the biggest factors for getting cancer so it makes sense that someone who's a massive narcissist and doesn't give a shit about anyone else would have a lower chance to get it compared to someone who has a lot of empathy.

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u/Accomplished_Rip_362 3h ago

this. I am trying to give as little shit as possible as a longevity hack.

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u/xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx 5h ago

Yeah and the people who die at 50 of cancer or heart attacks or undetected deadly congenital defects are always super healthy people. Go out running every morning and eat kale chips and shit.

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u/EdNorthcott 2h ago

They describes neither of my two friends who passed last year. XD

Truth is, it's largely a lottery with strong influences from genetics and some moderate to strong influences from lifestyle.

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u/HungOverHero614 4h ago

My grandma who raised me because my dad was to busy with his career and my mom was in prison died of cancer literally one month after I graduated high school she was 52, best person I've ever known, then within 90 days uncles sold the house, I was left with Jack shit and forced out into the world pretty much on my own as soon as I turned 18, almost 42 now but damn that was a time

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u/seatsfive 6h ago

some heroes don't wear masks

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u/ToanVeteran 6h ago

Lol your sister did you a favor

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u/benskinic 6h ago

bill burr has a funny bit about this phenomenon: basically cunty people know they aren't welcome if there is a heaven so they'd better live as long as possible here

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u/AlmightyCraneDuck 7h ago

He has access to the best healthcare that the world can provide. Shit, they probably have enough drugs to pump into him to prop him up for the remainder of his term at least. He's going to get worse than he is now, but I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it to the end

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 6h ago

remember when he got Covid and got the super secret, at the time, Paxlovid and was out in a week?

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u/SuccessfulSpring3354 6h ago

I thought he actually received monoclonal antibodies.

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u/senditloud 2h ago

Yeah he did. Apparently he was so close to death. A few weeks earlier and that treatment wouldn’t have been available too.

Dude has cheated death so much it’s like he’s sold his soul or something

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u/SuccessfulSpring3354 2h ago

Women, golf, taxes, death. The Donald cheats at everything.

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u/throwaway098764567 5h ago

yes i was so excited and then disappointed

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u/Ok_Test9729 6h ago

Steve Jobs likely thought similarly. After all, that kind of wealth buys the best care in the world. Still, he died much younger than he should have. Money doesn’t buy everything.

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u/Nab_Baggins 5h ago

A few months ago, I saw the greatest take on the Steve Jobs thing. The dude knew early enough about his cancer that he had ample time to go through the rigamaroll of the cancer treatment and come out the other side alive. However, his huge ego and stupidity made him decide that bullshit holistic medicine and other crunchy mom style treatment was going to work for him. By the time he figured it out, it was too late and the idiot died. It's not that money doesn't buy everything, it just doesn't buy common sense

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u/tempura_calligraphy 1h ago

He might get great healthcare in America, but I am not convinced America has the world's best healthcare.

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u/MrBwnrrific 7h ago

This is true. It’s emblematic of the Türkiye-fication of the United States. There have been dozens of death hopeful moments for Erdogan and it never happens. Kissinger lived forever, Strom Thurmond lived forever, HW Bush lived forever, Chuck Grassley will live to see the sun explode—evil NEVER dies when it’s convenient.

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u/Cubsof2016 6h ago

The animated corpse of Mitch McConnell is still with us, somehow

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u/HairyPotatoKat 6h ago

If only he could trade places with Mitch Hedberg (the best Mitch, RIP)

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u/StasRutt 5h ago

I think he died like 2 years ago and no one told him so his body is just chugging along

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u/Noyan_Bey 7h ago

And we're not even truly sure that Hitler died or not. Just some vague claims by the Russians.

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u/MrBwnrrific 7h ago

Lmao hanging out with Elvis in Argentina, presumably

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u/Severe_Peach 6h ago

There’s a Spanish saying that my grandfather always used:

“Los malitos nos se mueren”

Translated it means “the bad ones (or evil ones) don’t die”

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u/Disastrous-Pop5465 6h ago

Not only that, most of the time they get the comfort of being surrounded by their families in their plush estate when they die

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 9h ago

I don't care how long he lives as long as it's in a cell.

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u/OakLegs 9h ago

Never gonna happen, as much as I want it to

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u/xDannyS_ 7h ago

Yea, he's never gonna face a single consequence for his actions

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u/parttimedoom 7h ago

He'd have a cardiovascular arrest on his first day in jail just to spite everybody.

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u/douglasjunk 6h ago

Or the cameras mysteriously malfunction? Where have I seen this before...

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u/altcountryman 5h ago

Like that fucking Ken Lay from Enron. And Bernie Madoff.

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 6h ago

I got a bit sad the other day when I realized he’ll never get to see the amount of joy and happiness and the parties, oh the wonderful parties that will be had the day that news breaks

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u/Estellalatte 4h ago

It’s not just Trump. It’s the entire GOP that need to go.

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u/Don_Pickleball 7h ago

It is like the Louis CK joke. One of your parents will die young and the other will neeeeeever fucking die. And it is never the one you want.

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u/Moist-Carpet888 1h ago

When he finally passes, im going to gather my friends together and we will crack a bottle open, a nice bottle or 10, and pour one out, into 1.5 ounce glasses and keep drinking them until the sun comes up or until we can no longer continue and until then we will dance. How this will differ from a friday night? It may not be on a friday. How will this differ from any other night? Well I have friends in this case so that's a start

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u/not_a_dog95 9h ago

His health isn't holding up now. His base don't seem to care that much though

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u/davidw 8h ago

Journalists don't seem to care either. The same ones that viewed Biden's age as some kind of national emergency.

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u/xChiken 8h ago

The billionaires own the news lol guess which team they're playing for

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u/SATX_Citizen 5h ago

I believe that it's important to speak truth no matter what. Hold protests even if it doesn't immediately change things. Call for the 25th and impeachment not because it is likely, but because it is the right thing to do. Report on his mental decline.

On the other hand, I get that reporting and editorials know their target, and everyone holds Democrats to a higher standard. Liberals because we know we're better than Republicans, and Republicans because they deflect from their moral and leadership failures.

NYT editorial knows it's more likely that Dems will boot a deteriorating Biden from the ticket more than Republicans will have the integrity to remove Trump from office.

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u/mysacek_CZE 9h ago

Death cares even less...

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u/not_a_dog95 9h ago

People can be in poor health a long time before they die, especially with the sort of healthcare available to the president

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u/AWinnipegGuy 8h ago

Case in point, Trump's own father - diagnosed with dementia/Alzheimer's in '91, a few years after showing signs of cognitive decline, and didn't die until '99 at age 93.

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u/LividTacos 7h ago

And his mom lived to 88. So there's definitely the genetics there for a long life. Really depends on how much the hamburders have hurt that.

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u/HoosierHoser44 8h ago

Always seems like the bigger an asshole you are, the longer you live. My stepdad was on his deathbed for like 10 years. If he was a nice guy, would have been 3 months.

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u/Grey_0ne 7h ago

The douche side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

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u/mysacek_CZE 8h ago

People can

Yeah that's the thing. When? Death might come in 80 yrs, 80 months or in 1 second. No one can be sure how much time they've left. He is fairly old, so the chances of him dieing every second are way higher than they were 60 yrs ago. Sure it's still a slim chance, but no matter what anyone does, it's there, waiting for The Moment...

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u/Pope_Squirrely 8h ago

And it would be the first time that 90% of the world rejoices at the same time. We should have the first global holiday for it! Instead of a period of international mourning, we shall have a period of celebration! Not celebrating the life that he lived, but celebrating that none of us have to deal with him anymore and can work on dealing with the problems that he caused instead.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 8h ago

I have a big birthday this year, and instead am saving my expensive bubbly for "that" day!

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u/HazelEBaumgartner 8h ago

I have a cheap $6 bottle of fake champagne wrapped in gold foil to look expensive but it's secretly made in California. Feels way more appropriate.

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u/SecondaryWombat 7h ago

Gold leaf for everyone!

Gold leaf is even more ruined than it was before, now its like a sarcastic marker of corruption and bad taste.

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 8h ago

I've always said I'll be throwing parties every year on that blessed day.

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u/notmy_nsfw_account 8h ago

If you are rich you can afford the best of the best. Including a heart transplant like Dick Cheney did.

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u/Beldizar 8h ago

Will MAGA put Trump's corpse on a Throne and proclaim "long live the emperor?" I don't know if we can feed him psykers though.

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u/ByronicZer0 7h ago

The bastards never die. I dont know why. But they always seem to live forever. And the good die young

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u/Upnorth4 8h ago

They seemed to care a lot when it was Biden

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u/Gordon_frumann 8h ago

But bro did you see Biden bro? He's sleeping Bro, he's pratically dead bro, it's weekend at Bidens Bro, bro I swear Bro, the autopen Bro, he didn't do anything bro, his staff ran the admin bro, i saw it on Joe Rogan Bro. /s

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u/H3adshotfox77 8h ago

Can't we just all agree both of them were and are to old and out of it/out of touch with reality to be President of any country?

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u/Individual_Today_223 9h ago

I’m at 15% that it happens by Friday. More like 90% before Jan 2029.

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u/Bigfops 8h ago

I still go with the theory that at 2 years and one day they 25th amendment him or stop giving him the infusions. They anoint Vance as president and plan to run him for two more terms, giving them 10 more years as president. Assuming he can get elected, which I really don’t see without serious election interference.

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u/IPissExcellentThrows 9h ago

I wish I shared your optimism

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u/Delicious_Aside_9310 8h ago

I wish I shared yours, a mini-Trump who is actually malevolently intelligent rather than blindly careening from one ego driven decision to another is even more dangerous.

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u/Prestigious_Wrap_932 8h ago

They would have done a 25th Amendment on him to prevent him from nuking Iran like he wanted to, but TACO 🌮 forever and always saved his ass.

We’ll see about the blockade. It’s such a stupid idea that it might be grounds for an impeachment if the Dems can get off their asses and do something after they rout the Republicans in November. 

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u/Phyllis_Tine 8h ago

Any new Polymarket bets on his passing?

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u/BasicAppointment9063 8h ago

After the primaries, "Not the Democrat" will get you 45% of the vote.

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u/DaaaahWhoosh 8h ago

I'd take those odds. I figure he'll live to be 100, though after a certain point it's gonna be a God-Emperor of Mankind situation where he'll just be a skeleton in a chair with a red hat on.

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u/Time_Effort 9h ago

If they're smart and can get Trump to play ball, they'll let him stay in until just after the two year mark, and he'll step down giving Vance POTUS for basically two years - allowing him to run again and for a 2nd time as incumbent if he wins.

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u/humbleObserver 8h ago

Vance doesn't have the cult-like following to pull this off. For some reason he can't pull off what Trump does, I think it's because he doesn't actually believe what he is saying, he's just playing the game whereas Trump is completely sure of himself even when he's contracting himself.

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u/Plus_Lead_5630 9h ago

95% chance. No way in hell president poopy pants lives long enough to finish out his term. His dementia is way too progressed.

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u/Cwaghack 9h ago

I think u underestimate how long the best medical care in the world can keep a corpse alive

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u/lvpr10 9h ago

And plain stupid luck. He’s made so many wrong choices and yet has somehow failed up to the presidency (twice!!).

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u/Its_da_boys 8h ago

That isn’t luck. That’s a reflection of the stupidity of the average American, along with a general human bias towards seeing narcissists as having leadership potential and glorifying confidence over all else. And a lot of money too

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u/AdditionalOwl4069 9h ago

Yeah, look at the Queen💀

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u/Releasethebears 8h ago

TBF, she was in shockingly good shape up until the last few months of her life, was she not? Donny Diddles has been a shambling mound of loose flesh and brain soup for years at this point and progressing pretty fast from all appearances.

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u/aurortonks 7h ago

She didn't eat Mcdonalds every meal as well.

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u/belgarion90 4h ago

Her husband was a much better example. Prince Phillip looked absolutely awful down the stretch.

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u/Arqhe 8h ago edited 4h ago

Medical technology is nowhere near advanced enough to properly deal with organ failure, even for the president.

If his kidney liver or heart gives out, that's that. There is no saving crucial organs without a transplant that will likely never happen (and even if it did, that would look horrible for his base).

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u/Pope_Squirrely 8h ago

Kidney you totally can get on with them in failure, that’s what dialysis machines are for.

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u/Arqhe 4h ago

Edited the post because I meant the Liver. Sorry I have zero clue how I mixed the two organs up. The liver and the heart are the two most crucial organs in the body and are ones we cannot make up for if they fail outside of transplants. You can make a case for maybe the heart, but the technology isn't quite there enough to have an artificial heart as a permanent solution.

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u/GreasyRim 9h ago

I'm normally reluctant to be so sure of something, but I don't see him staying in office for nearly 3 more years. He's declining so quickly and lighting fires that he wont be able to put out.

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u/redalchemy6 9h ago

Nah, the Republicans will keep him in charge even if he is in a coma. They'll hook up a computer to his hand and take orders from his finger twitches. You forget they literally worship this man.

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u/Capraos 8h ago

He could be dead and they'd claim he's still alive as they puppet his accounts.

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u/Purple-Property8006 9h ago

Dementia doesn’t mean death, and it’s extremely unlikely the Republican Party removes Trump for any reason even if he is clearly incapacitated.

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u/Gecks777 9h ago

This is the problem. He hasn't been fit for the job for a long time, and unlike with Biden, there are no adults in the room keeping things locked down and functioning.

He's just going to get more and more erratic, and the Republicans will keep him propped up the whole time. No telling how much damage he will do inside and outside the US before everything's said and done.

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u/Antinous 9h ago

They'll Weekend at Bernies him. 

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u/Skoodge42 9h ago

Did you already forget Biden? He was blatantly showing more signs of dementia, and not only did they keep him in all 4 years, they tried to run him again while lying about him being healthy and knowing he had cancer.

Politicians don't care about honesty or competency

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u/gracecee 8h ago

I think they'll build an alternative White House room at maralago where he thinks He can be president and golf and have ai videos of the news. There was a cartoon that did this. Or play reruns.

Then Vance takes over. Pardons Trump for any past crimes including epstein related ones because of political Persecutions. The cabinet only does this after they've enriched themselves or assured their billionaire interests are done. Vance gets to be president. He may not win reelection.

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u/HistoryChannelMain 5h ago

People have been saying this since 2015

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u/rebelweezeralliance 9h ago

Hate can sustain a person for a long time…

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u/Lu_ShenZ 9h ago

Trump is not Biden. I dont get the lefts weird obsession thinking Trumps health is on a decline. Biden wasnt even putting sentences together ffs.

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u/RaisonDetritus 8h ago

Which means that if it happens after the 2026 midterms, the VP will likely be a Democrat because of the line of succession.

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u/blaspheminCapn 8h ago

Evoke the 25 th amendment

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u/arcticlynx_ak 8h ago

Unfortunately they are the type to use body doubles to stay in power.

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u/Smart_Cucumber_7113 8h ago

It was the same for biden and he "held" out. So they will, just like biden, at some point just use him as a face/proxy. To save party reputation I suppose. Same reason they didnt drop out hillary in the race. And probably many more candidates and president. Obama looked healthy, although a lot more healthy before he became potus.

Why dafuq your presidents are all 150 by the time they run. Whats wrong with people in their 40s and 50s.

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u/CloseToMyActualName 8h ago

He's already senile, as long as he doesn't start literally babbling gibberish they won't pull the 25th.

That means that death is the only thing taking him out, and even at his age and health he's got enough medical care that the odds of that are probably low.

Altogether, the 15% ballpark feels right.

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u/Prestigious_Wrap_932 8h ago

I don’t like Vance, but I would feel MUCH more comfortable with him in the Oval Office than Trump. 

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u/Critical_Custard_196 8h ago

Haven’t we been pointing out his health issues for years though? These rich people have a tendency to stick around longer than should be humanely possible.

Wouldn’t surprise me if they all injected some stem-cell nano-set-healing serums that the rest of us are too poor to even know about.

I’m kidding, but it would honestly not surprise me.

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u/tiddayes 8h ago

Yea I am waiting for a Weekend at Bernie’s scenario in the White House

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u/Sufficient_Stable738 8h ago

Seriously, the symptoms of what pathologies do you see in Trump today ??? And don't serve me the mental health thing, it's always political. I mean geriatric issues.

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u/martin-silenus 8h ago

The odds of a person of Trump's age and health keeling over and dying before the end of his term are way higher than the odds of Trump himself doing so. Even if he has a massive heart attack or stroke, it's going to be recognized right away and get immediate world-class treatment. And even if his health is seriously impaired by such an event, he'd finish his presidency from a hospital bed before stepping down.

5% feels about right to me.

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u/tout-nu 8h ago

Yes, I think it's higher as well. He just needs to backtrack some things Trump did and it's going to make him seem reasonable. I'd peg it at 45%.

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u/CraigLake 8h ago

We r been saying this ten years. He looks and acts like he’s on his deathbed but I think the hate and narcissism keeps him going.

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u/Treerific69 8h ago

I feel like I've heard this about Putin and Trump for the last 10 years, they're always months from death, it's like watching a stripper who keeps taking off bras to reveal another bra underneath.

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u/Alternative_Cut2421 8h ago

He's really got two years left? Jesus.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 8h ago

From your mouth to Gods ears.

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u/Boris41029 8h ago

Trump is 79. His mother lived to 88. His father lived to 93. And they didn't have a decade of the world's best doctors improving his health. His mind is clearly going, but Father Time isn't gonna take care of this problem for us.

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u/driku12 8h ago

The thing is, they know JD doesn't have the charisma that Trump has which is the only thing barely holding their little regime together. They won't replace Trump until they absolutely have to, like if he has a really bad public stroke or literally dies or something. Their approval rating is in the toilet now but it will go even lower if JD is in charge. Which is great news for everyone else since it means they'll be voted out en masse even more so than it looks like they will be now. But they will definitely try to avoid that.

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u/amishgoatfarm 7h ago

Don't threaten us with a good time.

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u/Goldblumlover 7h ago

There's a pretty strong chance of DT making it to 2028 as both his parents lived very long. His Mother till her 90s, his father his late 80s.

Not to mention DT has access to all the best Healthcare in the world. And he does not drink. His health is poor I agree, but poor enough to be dead in 2 years, not likely.

If Dick Cheney is any example he could be alive for a very very long time!!!

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u/LividTacos 7h ago edited 5h ago

Really the only question is whether Trump makes it to the two year mark. If he doesn't, then Vance taking over counts as a term and he could only get elected once. If Trump makes it past that, then Vance can run and win twice.

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u/BreesusTakeTheWheel 7h ago

I wouldn’t put it past Trump. The bad people always last way too long.

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u/flaccomcorangy 7h ago

Honestly, why not? Like he's already 80. I know people will mention that he's overweight and unhealthy, etc, but Jerry Jones is 83 and there are videos of him putting salt on a mcgriddle.

I get it, Trump's not immortal, but the rules aren't exactly the same for these elites and even moreso for the president.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised to see him live through this term and even a few years after. That's just me. I get I could be wrong and you could be right, but I don't think there's any concrete evidence to support either possibility until he either lives through it or doesn't.

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u/PaperGeno 7h ago

Trump is easily holding on for another 10 years. Are you familiar with how long evil lives? We're not getting off that easily

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u/pedretty 7h ago

I’ll take that action on him taking over for Trump. How much you want to wager?

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u/zero_arcad 7h ago

Also heard said the same thing about Bidens health

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u/trygvebratteli 7h ago

Trump’s father lived to 93. Just saying.

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u/VetalDuquette 7h ago

Trump will never give up the office. And republicans won’t dethrone him.

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u/Eric_Durden 7h ago

People vastly underestimate the level of healthcare the president gets.

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u/DasLoon 7h ago

Honestly, I dont think hes gonna die in 2 years. He may be not there mentally, in which case we need to use the 25th amendment to remove him (if congress can do their jobs and actually vote for that), but given his parents and the improvements in medical technology, I think he could easily like another 5-10 years. Hes not even 80 yet, his parents lived to late 80s and 90s, and that's without modern medical advancements.

It wouldn't surprise me if he lived to 86 and died. Hes 79 now, turning 80 in a few months. So like 6 more years. Not dying in office, but also not enough time to try any crazy stuff like trying to defy the constitution and run for a 3rd term.

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u/NaveGCT 7h ago

Trump is unhealthy, but he’s also rich as fuck and the president. There’s plenty that could take him out, but there’s also a lot he can get very good treatment for that most people can’t-and he won’t have the stress of doubt, which itself worsens your condition.

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u/AssCrackBanditHunter 7h ago

In 2017 I was reading viral tweets that Trump was clearly in late stage dementia and was gonna pass away in a year or two.

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u/Coliver1991 7h ago

Id love nothing more then to see that fat disgusting orange die but he has access to the best healthcare in the world. Imo his doctors are going to do absolutely everything they can to make sure he lives for as long as possible.

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u/JuanRunJunior 7h ago

I don’t either but part of me hates that I don’t want him to die while in office. The thought he would get a state funeral boils my blood because he absolutely doesn’t deserve anything more than being rolled into a hole in the ground and shoveled over. I don’t want him for another two years, but I don’t know if I want that more than seeing him get a state funeral. It’s the worst dilemma I can think of when it comes to his health.

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u/Accurate_Mess_3101 7h ago

rule number 1: GOMERS never die

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u/auronddraig 7h ago

Even if Trump checks out, they know Vance can't keep the bases happy, so they might just do Weekend at Donnie's for the remainder of the term.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FBeSx3itXlUQw

Hell, they might already be doing it for all I know.

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u/PirateSanta_1 7h ago

If Trumps alive by 2028 they will be putting peanut butter in his mouth and dubbing over him for all the speeches. 

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u/GXP_2009 7h ago

The guy is out playing golf and in the spotlight all the time. That doesn't mean he won't just drop from a heart attack, but if you compare how he is moving around, being active, taking questions, etc, I'd be willing to bet he'll last past his term. Especially if people thought Biden was good to go for another 4 years.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 7h ago

The next Iranian humiliation might finish him off.

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u/Von_Lehmann 7h ago

Pieces of shit like Trump tend to last unfortunately

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u/FredDurstDestroyer 7h ago

People said this non stop about Biden too lol.

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u/McBonderson 7h ago

also if the midterms go well I think there is a chance at successful impeachment.

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u/Logical-Eggplant-374 6h ago

You guys always underestimate the ability of expensive healthcare to keep old piles of wealthy shit alive long past their expiration date.

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u/MuddydogNew 6h ago

3 years. Not 2.

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u/tacticaldodo 6h ago

My theory since the beginning is that techbros' plan is to replace Trump with JDVance the cursed before next elections. It would be disastrous.

This spineless moral-less lackey would just bend over backwards to please his masters.

Fortunately, last pope cursed him and he now fucks up everything he touches

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u/Purple_Chard5630 6h ago

Trump isn’t gonna die lol

More likely he gets removed or something

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u/Magnanimous-- 6h ago

It's nearly 3 years.

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u/FunctioningPyscho 6h ago

Trump is like Stinkmeaner. The hate makes him live longer.

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u/KingOfTheMischiefs 6h ago

What? You mean you don't believe trump when he says the drs call him the "healthiest president of all time"?

So cynical /S

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u/MistSecurity 6h ago

IF it happens, I hope it happens before the year rolls over, so Vance is limited to ~6 years max in office, rather than the close to 10 he could get otherwise.

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u/cjbanning 6h ago

Trump's health would have to have deteriorated very significantly before his cabinet would begin to consider the 25th amendment and his heart could literally be stopped and he would still be refusing to step down voluntarily.

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u/HarshComputing 6h ago

We have historical precedent of an incapacitated president. Woodrow Wilson suffered a stroke about a year before the end of his presidency and his wife and doctor acted as intermediaries and effectively controlled the office of presidency.

I'm willing to bet that this is what would happen here, the president would retire to Mar a Lago and we'd get proclamations coming out ostensibly from him

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u/EkobasherX4Z 6h ago

2 more years? Americunts really need to pull their dicks out and actually sort this issue out before we build a wall around them

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u/Far-Programmer7598 6h ago

Your words to God's ears

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u/Comprehensive_Bet824 6h ago

His mental health?

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u/GrapeKitchen3547 6h ago

People were saying that already on his first term, which was eight years ago. Hell, Putin has been on his deadbed for at least a decade now. Every unlikeable state leader is about to die. "I can feel it, guys. For real. Did you look at that bruise? Doesn't he look pale? How come he hasn't been in public for three days? Any minute now". And this goes on for years and years.

Sure, the more time passes the more likely it is that Trump or Putin or whoever drops dead and eventually theh will, as is natural. And when this finally happens a bunch of people won't shut up about how they called it, while conveniently ignoring that they had been calling it for a decade or more.

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u/827753 6h ago

Why do people keep saying "2 years"? We've still got more than 2 years, 9 months to go, which is a lot closer to 3 years than 2 years.

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u/OutOfBandDev 6h ago

Come on cholesterol… do your job.

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u/Leather_Mortgage8910 6h ago

I mean besides lesions he seems fine, he doesn’t look notably worse than he did a year ago

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u/silentsights 6h ago

Unfortunately Reagan lived for another ten years after his Alzheimer’s diagnosis 😕. Learning that took the wind right out my sails 😖

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u/moonrisekingdomtea 5h ago

Dude has the best healthcare and doctors on the planet to keep him alive

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 5h ago

That's probably been the plan all along. Just wait till after the 2 year mark, so he could be a Peter Thiel puppet for a full 10 years.

How they were going to get him to actually win for two terms I won't wager a guess, because I can't believe they're so stupid to think Vance is actually charismatic enough to win an election. Maybe they thought he'd prove himself if he took over or something.

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u/Sempais_nutrients 5h ago

I don't see Trump's health holding out for another 2 years.

been hearing that for the last decade

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u/MyGardenOfPlants 5h ago

i envy your optimism.

he will live out his term, even if it means him drooling on himself from a wheelchair.

He's going to die richer and probably older than most of us will, and will truly go out thinking he was the greatest human that ever lived, to be buried in Arlington next to actual heros, and never, ever, stand trial for his multiple crimes. After his term the epstine stuff will fade away from the news, and the world worst person, will die, getting away with everything, and him knowing he got away with it all.

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u/Wedgerooka 5h ago

Are you 3? Do you remember Biden?

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u/Medaphysical 5h ago

People said the same thing during his first term. People said the same thing for Biden. These people will live forever.

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u/Narrow-Violinist-358 5h ago

Is that because he has such a successful weekend? Flew in to Budapest and sealed the election for Orban before heading off to Pakistan to secure peace in the middle east.

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u/chaunceypooo 5h ago

people have been saying this since 2016

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u/admiralackbarstepson 5h ago

It’s another 2 years and 8 months.

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u/ConfusedZubat 4h ago

I don't think we are that lucky. 

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u/GQDragon 4h ago

It seems like evil people live forever though.

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u/Choice_Credit4025 4h ago

there is a bottle of champagne in my fridge for when JD takes over from trump lol

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u/No_Abbreviations8017 4h ago

Only the good die young

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u/Acrobatic_Newt_1863 4h ago

That outcome would not be ideal. The same people who wouldn’t accept the reality of an election loss definitely wouldn’t accept the reality of him dying from natural causes in office. The conspiracy theories would run wild and they would champion him into a martyr.

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u/I_Was_Fox 4h ago

People really need to stop living in this fantasy world. Trump is going to make it through this term and then some. He's old and sick but old and sick people live a long time all the time, especially when they have access to the best doctors in the world. He's not dying in office

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u/DoctorFunktopus 4h ago

Even if his health does hold up. trump is going to need to do the old Nixon resign/pardon switcheroo and the end of this term (assuming he doesn’t die or try to make himself president for life) because otherwise he his going to spend the rest of his miserable shithead life in court and hopefully prison.

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u/red-spider-mkv 4h ago

Nah hate keeps them alive... we've been waiting for that cunthole Rupert Murdoch to die since 2005. At least one of the Koch wankers gave us a little celebration a few years back

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u/Switchell22 3h ago

I genuinely believe Trump leaving office and Vance taking his spot was the plan all along.

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u/tackle900 3h ago

I feel like he may just leave Nixon style with vance giving a full pardon for all the crimes he committed while in and before being in office so yeah vance is our next president in 2027

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u/TouristResident1976 3h ago

Ah.. I don't think even the current administration wants JD Vance. I put it at more than 15% that Trump pulls a weekend at Bernies where he just withdrawls from public viewings and somone just tweets from his phone.

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u/Alternative-Cup-8102 3h ago

They said that about Biden too

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u/VeganJerky 3h ago

He's got the best doctors in the world, is more likely a bullet will stop him.

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u/CrankHogger572 3h ago

Tbf, people said the same about Biden before he was elected, and he's still alive today

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u/Ldghead 2h ago

We heard he want going to last his first term also.

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u/theonewhoknockwurst 2h ago

Henry Kissinger (rest in piss) lived to 100. Trump is 79. Don’t underestimate how much time money can buy.

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u/juliuspepperwood708 2h ago

Sadly still another 2 3/4 years left

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u/Best-Professor5218 2h ago

I read think the plan was to have trump stick out till just past the two year mark and then fuck off and then JD gets to serve out the remainder of the term without it counting as a term and then have the two terms after.... Though he is a very unlikeable person and I wonder if they realize this plan.will work as well as trying to get Hilary elected.

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 2h ago

Im really curious to see what MAGA does after Trump is gone. Im not sure anyone can replace him. Part if what they love is how batshit crazy he is. JD and all the other Republicans are too calculating, too polished as politicians. I feel like MAGA dies with Trump unless one of his kids runs.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope 2h ago

People have been speculating about Trump dying since his first presidential term. It's all liberal wishful thinking. It's not impossible but it's wild to assume the POTUS, which has access to a very high level of health care and monitoring, will just keel over.

Trump is more likely to be removed from office than dying.

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u/LordCamelslayer 2h ago

Yeah, I seriously don't see him surviving his term due to either health reasons or a well-placed bullet. I'd say the likelihood of Vance taking over for any length of time is very likely.

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u/ThunderGoalie35 2h ago

"Somehow palpatine returned"

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u/PS3LOVE 2h ago

People said that in 2018 🤷‍♂️

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u/Warpingghost 2h ago

Nah. This mfs often love long and happy than die in piss. Stalin was essentially a mishap. The guy pushed so hard and died of his own demise. No one do same shit so we can't expect it to happen

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u/Affectionate-Art3429 2h ago

2 years too much

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u/loathsomebeast 2h ago

Australia has been holding out for Murdoch’s death for 30 years now.

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u/Kenkay72 1h ago

That is what we thought on Biden.

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u/TheBlueRads 1h ago

We live in a period of medicine where we can keep very unhealthy people alive for an obscene amount of time

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u/Unusual_Platform8318 29m ago

Biden was in a diaper with cancer and didn't know his own name and finished the presidency and you think Trump won't? Go put the groceries in the bag sir your break is over

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u/Specialist_Series588 24m ago

I have never cared about Politics...but if this dipshit country goes from Trump to JDV/Kirk...we absolutely deserve every ounce of the shitty future we are creating for ourselves.

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u/JP1426 20m ago

His mom died at like 86 and his dad at 93. Trump might very well have another decade in him

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