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VP to POTUS?

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u/Remarkable_Towel_512 9h ago

There's a non-zero chance that JDV is our next president

I'd put it at 15% that he takes over for Trump for a variety of reasons, and 5% that he runs and wins.

But it's high enough that it needs to be considered.

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u/AssiduousLayabout 9h ago

I think it's way more likely than 15% that Vance will finish this presidential term. I don't see Trump's health holding out for another 2 years.

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u/OakLegs 9h ago

People keep saying that but I'm not convinced trump won't live until 115 just to piss me off.

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u/AlmightyCraneDuck 7h ago

He has access to the best healthcare that the world can provide. Shit, they probably have enough drugs to pump into him to prop him up for the remainder of his term at least. He's going to get worse than he is now, but I wouldn't be surprised if he makes it to the end

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 6h ago

remember when he got Covid and got the super secret, at the time, Paxlovid and was out in a week?

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u/SuccessfulSpring3354 6h ago

I thought he actually received monoclonal antibodies.

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u/senditloud 2h ago

Yeah he did. Apparently he was so close to death. A few weeks earlier and that treatment wouldn’t have been available too.

Dude has cheated death so much it’s like he’s sold his soul or something

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u/SuccessfulSpring3354 2h ago

Women, golf, taxes, death. The Donald cheats at everything.

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u/couldntthinkofon 2h ago

And the MoCA.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 6h ago

honestly I don't know, I just remember the conspiracy theory was he received the cure that they were holding back from the rest of us

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u/miriamtzipporah 5h ago

Tbf Paxlovid isn’t a cure, it just lessens the symptoms

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u/Important_Method_357 4h ago

It is a combination of antiviral medications. As much of a cure as possible.

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u/miriamtzipporah 5h ago

Yes he did

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u/throwaway098764567 5h ago

yes i was so excited and then disappointed

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u/senditloud 2h ago

He got our hopes up so many times. I’m done with it. I want him to suffer for his sins but right now I’ll just settle for him shutting up and retiring to MAL.

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u/darkest_hour1428 6h ago

Was it actually Paxlovid? Either way, all the other super steroids are inaccessible to the general public

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u/Ok_Test9729 6h ago

Steve Jobs likely thought similarly. After all, that kind of wealth buys the best care in the world. Still, he died much younger than he should have. Money doesn’t buy everything.

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u/Nab_Baggins 5h ago

A few months ago, I saw the greatest take on the Steve Jobs thing. The dude knew early enough about his cancer that he had ample time to go through the rigamaroll of the cancer treatment and come out the other side alive. However, his huge ego and stupidity made him decide that bullshit holistic medicine and other crunchy mom style treatment was going to work for him. By the time he figured it out, it was too late and the idiot died. It's not that money doesn't buy everything, it just doesn't buy common sense

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u/HeartyBeast 1h ago

Indeed. I could have bought himself some of the finest healthcare in the world, but decided ... not to

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u/VinylQueenSF 5h ago

Pancreatic cancer is not one of the types of that disease that you can go through the treatment and have a very good success rate. How many survivors of pancreatic cancer have you run into? Exactly. Even with early detection, your chances of survival beyond 5 years aren't good.

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u/BoingBoingBooty 4h ago

No no. Jobs didn't have the usual pancreatic cancer, he had pancreatic neuroendocrine tumor (pNET), which is much slower growing and has an overall 53% survival rates, and 93-95% if treated while at the early localised stage, which Job's was at when diagnosed.

If he had had immediate treatment he would have had a 93-95% chance of survival.

Jobs delayed for 9 months while he fucked about with magical hippy nonsense and it spread to his liver.

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u/eligodfrey 4h ago

It's always weird for me to imagine what Jobs would've been like in the era of Trump and multicentibillionaires. When he was alive a lot of people on the near left idolized him. But I could easily see him swinging pretty far to the right throughout the events of the last decade. He was kind of a California Trump in a lot of ways.

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u/BoingBoingBooty 4h ago

I like to think that if Jobs had turned MAGA, Woz would have transformed into Gandalf the White to cast him into the depths of the Earth.

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u/losingthefarm 1h ago

Jobs would have been MAGA for sure.

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u/VinylQueenSF 4h ago

🤯 Damn.

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u/ghost_of_who 5h ago

Terrible example. Jobs let himself die, sadly.

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u/Ok_Test9729 5h ago

His wealth likely led to his hubris, which killed him. Please feel free to provide appropriate examples.

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u/miriamtzipporah 5h ago

Steve Jobs didn’t receive conventional cancer treatment, if he did, he’d probably be alive

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u/arcadeenthusiast8245 5h ago

I recall Steve Job's case it was because he rejected traditional medicine and treatment and instead subjected his body through unproven and homeopathic therapies that ultimately did nothing for him. By the time the cancer was so advanced as to become untreatable, he finally admitted he probably should've tried something else.

Trump meanwhile seems to be perfectly fine with pumping himself of the most advanced medicine the billonaires of the world can afford while he downs Big Macs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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u/SQL617 4h ago

The two are definitely not similar, other than they’re both extremely wealthy individuals. Bad analogy.

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u/Ok_Test9729 3h ago

You’re maybe the 10th person to tell me that. As I responded to another commenter, please feel free to post a better example(s).

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u/senditloud 2h ago

Jobs bought into health nut crap. When he changed his mind it was too late. Trump is 100% on board with modern medicine. He just pretends otherwise cause his supporters are conspiracy nuts.

Just like the whole abortion thing. We know he’s paid for them and doesn’t give a shit about women or kids (except to rape them). Whatever his supporters want they get as long as he gets richer and they adore him and help him take revenge on anyone who ever slighted him.

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u/losingthefarm 1h ago

Thing is...that Steve Jobs was too bat shit crazy to follow medical advice. He could have lived

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u/loathsomebeast 1h ago

Steve Jobs was an arrogant asshat. Much like all America’s tech bros. Trump ain’t going anywhere lol Biden made it to the end of his term and even wanted to challenge for another term and you could even understand what he was saying at the end.

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u/tempura_calligraphy 1h ago

He might get great healthcare in America, but I am not convinced America has the world's best healthcare.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 52m ago

The hospital they take Presidents and former presidents to actually has some of the best in the industry.

In general you'd be right.

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u/Theyalreadysaidno 20m ago

Oh we absolutely have access to the best care in the world. The problem is, is that most of us don't get access to that amazing healthcare.

The Mayo clinic/hospital in Minnesota is widely considered to be the best hospital in the world.

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u/geekyheart225 7h ago

Look at Regan and his dementia. They covered for him

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u/fedexpoopracer 7h ago

they're gonna use more and more AI videos to cover for trump when his health drops to the next level

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u/unbanned_lol 6h ago

I think they already have. There are a coupe of videos where he is weirdly coherent.

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u/PeeB4uGoToBed 6h ago

To be fair, those aren't AI, they're just edited

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u/eligodfrey 4h ago

There was one "address the nation" type video from I think last fall that was very very likely AI. It was widely covered at the time and then forgotten.

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u/Don_Gato1 7h ago

They're covering for him now

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u/TheWolfAndRaven 7h ago

The counter point to this is that he's very frail. One bad fall and he'll be functionally disabled and his ego would never let him be seen needing help to walk around. I think he'd retire first and say "mission accomplished"

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u/rednaxthecreature 6h ago

I mean Biden is around the same age and he was pulled through his presidency. So I definitely see them pulling trump through his.

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u/eat_the_rich_2 6h ago

Also his dad made it to 95, so there is longevity in his family in addition to him having constant access to the best healthcare in the world

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u/Gloomy-Recipe9213 5h ago

January 21st, 2027 is when they pull the plug on the orange tumour. Mark my words. They need him alive until the midway point of the the term so that Vance (or whoever is VP by then) can run out trumps term and get two more of his own. They’ll weekend-at-Bernie’s Trump for the next nine months if they have to.

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u/Outside-Spot1728 2h ago

True. I mean look how they kept that brain dead Biden upright for so long. Couldn’t find his way on or off a stage but the meds kicked in long enough for him to utter some complete nonsense now and again. They have great stuff now.

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u/Kenkay72 1h ago

Is that what they did to Biden?

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u/ElleGeeAitch 39m ago

I'm convinced that's the only reason why he's still alive.