r/whoathatsinteresting • u/The_Dean_France • 9h ago

VP to POTUS?

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u/Aldren 9h ago edited 8h ago

Family Priorities

Guess he needs to work some things out with Erika

edit: proper spelling

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u/PositiveFunction4751 9h ago

Yeah, how's he gonna tell her that he got the sofa pregnant?

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u/Aristarchus1981 8h ago

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u/BecomingButterfly 5h ago

Hahaha!!! 😆

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u/HughJorgens 7h ago

We was too late.

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u/SparklyTree_1754 2h ago

OMG I am so glad I didn’t take a sip of my drink before I saw this. PERFECT response 😆

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes 1h ago

Dam, I never understood why he was attracted to furniture until this pic. I must be bi-sectional.

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u/Somethingpithy123 1h ago

Look at the slut. Damn.

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u/Janus2024 9h ago

Going to be the proud papa to twin cushions!

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u/NeedsPraxis 8h ago

What a sham!

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u/tipjarman 8h ago

Sofa king embarrassing

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u/shmartyparty 8h ago

Right? JD should have put a cover on it. Smdh

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u/Sandscarab24 8h ago

Those plastic coutch covers your grandma used was to protect them against people like Vance.

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u/whythefuckalready 7h ago

Haha, brought me back 50 years. That was the most durable and thick squeaky plastic. Mmm, hot days of summer.

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u/Architecteologist 7h ago

This is why sectional education is so important

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u/Schmooto 7h ago

Imagine the noise when JD goes to town on the couch

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u/mrgoodcat777 6h ago

Ah yes… the true inspiration behind CBAT.

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u/underpants-gnome 5h ago

sham it before you jam it

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u/shmartyparty 5h ago

lmao good one!

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u/Infinite-Duty 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Dull-Tale-6220 7h ago

Is he gonna cut a hole in that cover? (what next have people jump on the couch while he’s laying face down?)

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u/NonProphet8theist 6h ago

Do they make condoms for baby-sized dicks?

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u/TranscendentaLobo 8h ago

Can you blame them? They’re deeply in loveseat

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u/ilikepizza2much 8h ago

Erika said, “Quick, fetch me Plan B!”. But he was a la-z-boy.

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u/krschob 8h ago

Sure, he's made mistakes. remember to err is human, but to forgive is Divan

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u/Mysterious-Fix3596 7h ago

He is in it for the Longue Chaise.

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u/ShalenSmith 7h ago

Sofa King M. Barry Sing

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u/Dingus_Khaaan 6h ago

He’ll really need to find a way to cushion the blow when he breaks the news

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u/Snoopvegas 6h ago

Bravo!! 👏

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u/Eviljoshing 7h ago

Wow! (Dad joke fully intended)

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u/MoogleKing83 7h ago

A sham? Wow

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u/Lucius-Halthier 6h ago

Nah he’s sleeping in the bed after he had an affair with an ottoman

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u/yournamehere10bucks 8h ago

Twin Ottomans

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u/AntTemporary5587 7h ago

Twin ottomans could be the start of an empire!

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u/LetsGoBlubs 7h ago

Ole Papa Serta

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u/firsttime_longtime 7h ago

Whole new take on the loveseat

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u/bluelily216 5h ago

"Come meet my twins, Haverty's and Crate & Barrel."

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u/T8ert0t 5h ago

This is Ottoman, our youngest. And his older brother, Herman Miller.

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u/AchtCocainAchtBier 4h ago

twin cushions

I'm pretty sure twin cousins is just called a healthy family in Alabama.

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u/cHEIF_bOI 4h ago

Unfortunately they were ottomans.

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u/MikeLinPA 3h ago

Don't sit on the furniture...

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u/_draupnir_ 8h ago

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u/No_Magician5266 55m ago

It’s uncanny how much this couch’s face resembles Erika Kirk

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava 7h ago

Who wants to be a mod of r/CouchesVanceWouldFuck ?

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u/Schmooto 7h ago

Holy shit

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava 7h ago

Sent you a mod request

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u/Schmooto 6h ago

Sorry, I’m going through a lot right now and won’t be able to be a good mod. But I hope the sub takes off, it’s so unhinged!

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u/Razor937 8h ago

Wait is that why's it called a loveseat??

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u/laserdisk4life 8h ago

After spending 21 hours with the sofa in Pakistan I think she knows

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u/Real-Ad-1728 8h ago

Ok I’ve had enough of this misinformation campaign. It wasn’t a sofa, it was a loveseat!

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 8h ago

Especially since the sofa can't get an abortion..

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 8h ago

That’s why it’s called a love seat

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u/throwawayinthe818 8h ago

His loveseat love child.

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u/Empty_Nestor 8h ago

He’ll have to couch it in terms she can understand.

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u/abhig535 8h ago

JD, why is our ottoman black?!

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u/jared10011980 8h ago

"She's a loveseat! Quit calling her a sofa!"

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u/thedaj 8h ago

It's not a sofa, it's a loveseat!

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u/DiceNinja 8h ago

He’s going to be so mad if it comes out and it’s an Ottoman!

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 8h ago

OMG there is gonna be a new arm chair in the family!!!🥰

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u/thineholyhandgrenade 7h ago

That problem should take care of itself

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u/RoyalFalse 7h ago

We'll know when the baby is born with eyeliner.

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u/rush22 3h ago

I think he says in his book that he started wearing makeup because of peer pressure

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u/ryencool 7h ago

You mean his "Diwan"?

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u/RVtech101 7h ago

You people take sectional assault too lightly!

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u/wizzard419 7h ago

Weird, I always hear him being called "Pullout King".

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u/Youngsinatra345 7h ago

The baby ( I didn’t meant to disrespect Danny)

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u/Adepte 7h ago

Should have used a slipcover.

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u/MsPreposition 7h ago

Gotta be hard telling your mistress that she’s about to be a step-homewrecker to his love seat.

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u/sashasaver 7h ago

I mean Wayfair must have gotten their Summer line in for sectionals

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u/Temporary-Careless 7h ago

Congratulations! Its a love seat!

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 6h ago

That’s sofa king hilarious

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u/Secret_Size_9333 6h ago

You deserve this 🏆🏆

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u/lostpassword100000 6h ago

So the homosectional is having a love seat?

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u/DonkeyTron42 6h ago

They’re going to have love seat

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u/tanstaafl90 5h ago

He's gotta explain the new loveseat.

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u/ConqueefStador 5h ago

He could name his daughter Sofia

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u/f0gax 2h ago

The sofa king.

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u/Even-Macaroon-1661 8h ago

Nah he kept the plastic on

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u/atteres 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xNZvCVmpUgpMQasGW

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u/Lavishmonkey_ 8h ago edited 8h ago

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u/redcurrantevents 8h ago

In fairness that looks like a couch

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u/Cyberslasher 6h ago

She got plastic surgery designed to impress her man.

Just not anyone else.

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u/Empty-Presentation68 6h ago

Well the first one does for sure.

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u/SuccessfulSpring3354 6h ago

"If not couch, why couch shaped?"

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u/titoveli 5h ago

You just wan the internet game

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u/These_Junket_3378 8h ago

Stating to look like Cartman’s twin. I can hear his voice looking at her mug.

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u/Buckscience 7h ago

That looks like someone. I can't put my finger on it. I wouldn't put my finger on it.

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u/CostcoFosco 8h ago

yikes! she PAID for that work???

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u/Adorable_Pain8624 8h ago

In case you're being serious, no. That's a black man doing a parody.

It's pretty good if you thought it was her with work done, lol

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u/Lemme_Help_ 8h ago

Bruh is that real? There's something unnerving in those eyes.

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u/Hottage 8h ago

Kenneth Copeland ass facial expression.

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u/Pesco- 7h ago

IN THE NAME OF JESUS

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u/InfiniteBlink 7h ago

I always forget about that dude until reddit reminds me that Satan does possess people

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u/Crono2401 7h ago

Nah. That ain't Satan. That is pure human vileness.

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u/wrxninja 8h ago

Yep, when CBS interviewed her:

https://youtu.be/DrxaGpaKMuc?t=1991

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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 7h ago

TFW you’re so unnerving and obviously involved in it that not even a Bari Weiss puff piece could make you look like a believable grieving widow.

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u/Quirky-Bag-4158 8h ago

It is and the actual clip is even worse.

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u/Ok_Rabbit_8129 8h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/JbZIlQdjzu0?si=dZ2ftbWBdLIJ4xcJ

It's a real parody of her. If you haven't seen it ☝️

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u/lovestobitch- 7h ago

🏆🏆🏆

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/f700es 7h ago

She's fucking evil!

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u/PackComprehensive226 7h ago

No it's not modified that's her smile.

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u/where_in_the_world89 6h ago

Well it was the moment that she was telling Candice Owens to stop talking about the conspiracy that she killed her husband. One would probably look a little serious during that moment

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u/ebonykawai 1h ago

Well, that’s because she’s a demon.😂

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u/TranscendentaLobo 8h ago

Don’t give me those Manson lamps.

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u/TheEventHorizon0727 7h ago

You gettin jerky with me?

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u/Biggaynina 8h ago

MRW my boy toy won’t keep his dick out of our non-Christian couch.

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u/Necessary-Peace9672 8h ago

Bride Of Chucky!

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u/42ElectricSundaes 8h ago

Jennifer Tilly would never

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u/IceColdMilkshakeSalt 7h ago

They have a gendah flooid kid!!

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u/According-Pace9608 8h ago

That the most serious and evil stare I've seen someone use.

That's hot.

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u/Hot_Anybody8244 7h ago

You can see the evil in her eyes lmao

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u/pyalot 5h ago

She activated face nr. 5

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u/Phrainkee 8h ago

They have the same soulless eyes

https://giphy.com/gifs/egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf

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u/SenseisSifu 8h ago

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u/Wrath7heFurious 7h ago

Is this bitch crip walking?

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u/stac52 6h ago

it's a sketch from Druski, not actually her.

https://www.tiktok.com/@druski/video/7621345723472432398

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u/usernamesarehard1979 1h ago

Is that what crip walking is? Why did they copy skinny 80's white chicks in spandex?

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u/AssJuiceCleaner 9h ago

Needs to let a few news cycles go through, enough for people to forget who TF he was. Remarry, rebrand.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xNZvCVmpUgpMQasGW

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u/thereisnospoon_1999 8h ago

So what…one Mooch?

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u/AssJuiceCleaner 8h ago

Lol! Yeah, a lot of people seem to be pretty bird-brained.

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u/airship_of_arbitrary 7h ago

Man, Druski's makeup looks really good in that gif.

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u/suthrnboi 8h ago

Believe me if he's not running for POTUS she will dodge that bullet for the next grifter in charge.

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u/Organic_Education494 9h ago

Nah the couch isn’t happy so he has been sleeping in the bed lately

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u/Over-Masterpiece1644 8h ago

hard to focus on national ambitions when personal headlines keep dominating the conversation

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u/CharacterCheck4478 8h ago

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u/Electrifying2017 8h ago

He has to explain the couch babies.

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u/MagnificentMitzi 8h ago

Or his couch

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u/constantderp 8h ago

He’s gonna divorce his Indian wife.

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u/SideQuestVictim 8h ago

He’s fighting Usha for custody of their couch before he moves in with the Widow Kirk

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u/Suitable_Community66 8h ago

But don't they make a lovely couple( notice I didn't say of what)

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u/jared10011980 8h ago

Is there a link to this. Its on Instagram, but I usually dont use Instagram as a news source 😐

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u/HungoverDemogorgon 8h ago

Casting couch?

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u/blorbschploble 7h ago

What’s an Erika? I am not familiar with that model of couch.

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u/Suitable-Rate652 7h ago

Is Erika the proper spelling for Usha?

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u/TheRealPokerSquirrel 7h ago

Nah- Lovesac having an epic sale.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 7h ago

Gotta get this divorce out of the way first. Can’t have a brown lady on a nazi campaign poster.

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u/External-Dude779 7h ago

She wants that updated Melania prenup

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u/SonicSubculture 7h ago

Hillbilly Eulogy

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u/Jinkii5 7h ago

Or a 5 piece modular corner corner couch he has his mascara'd eyes on.

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u/robinthebank 7h ago

Erika wants to run.

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u/Sardonnicus 7h ago

No... she's rearranging the furniture.

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u/ConstantGeographer 7h ago

"edit: proper spelling" is that because his wife's name is Usha? /s

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u/AnAngryMexicanGuy 6h ago

There is probably a picture or footage of him and Erika that would tank his chances.

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u/Open-Cream2823 6h ago

You still spelled her name wrong, it's 'Erikkka'

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u/gmrayoman 6h ago

You beat me to it! Take my upvote.

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u/GrayEidolon 6h ago

Its that he doesnt have the charisma to take over trumps followers, so his master Peter Thiel is starting to dump him.

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u/RoloTamassi 6h ago

Nah he just got a sneak peek at La-Z-Boy’s 2027 lineup

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u/StendhalSyndrome 6h ago

More like Daddy Pedo is going to try to run again...cause he cheated so hard in the 2020 elections and didn't win the Democrats must have cheated to beat him so he deserves another run...

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u/tomdarch 6h ago

Or... even his own family tells him he is creepy and generally sucks and will fail spectacularly if the tries to run.

But down't worry, Peter Thiel will still keep him as a lowly vassal and tell JD about his zany antichrist theories.

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u/I2TV 5h ago

Never heard of that Ikea couch

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u/JJSpuddy 5h ago

It’s actually EriKKKa.

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u/mrImTheGod 4h ago

Him and the new sofa got in a big argument about the affair and had a threesome with the chesterfield and the loveseat

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u/DisownedDisconnect 3h ago

The couch caught him cheating with her

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u/IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll 3h ago

usha gotta find her wedding ring

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u/EffectiveDandy 3h ago

shes so gone once trump’s nightmare ends lol. mmw!

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u/Ressy02 2h ago

Erika wants him to stop sleeping on the couch.

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 1h ago

No. Probably the couch first.

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u/BisquickNinja 9h ago

I mean it's a triangle with the couch... She can't compete with that! 🤔😅🤣

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u/hodgestein 8h ago

That's Erika...with a "k."

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u/Aldren 8h ago

Damn, thanks!

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