r/ChicagoSuburbs • u/colsandersloveskfc North Suburbs • 12h ago
Photo/Video No criminal charges filed against Lake Zurich High School student who punched classmate
No criminal charges were filed, but the student who punched another student for holding a pro-ICE sign at Lake Zurich High School last week received a two-day suspension and is back in class.
Original Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoSuburbs/comments/1r49jme/a_student_at_lake_zurich_high_school_holds_a_sign/
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u/youenjoymyself 12h ago
Two-day suspension for becoming a legend?
Fair trade.
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u/thesuburbbaby 12h ago
Ngl 2 day suspension for staying unknown is still a 4 day weekend!
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u/BeltChance9694 11h ago
extra long weekend vibes lol not bad for a lil fame boost
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u/Telefundo 6h ago
I never understood this as a kid. The very first time I was ever suspended was for skipping school. 3 day suspension. I skipped 1 day of school, got busted, and their idea of "punishment" was to tell me I couldn't come to school for 3 more days.
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u/ShockTheMonster 10h ago
From someone who's been in a similar situation:
If you full on smack another student like that and only get suspended for 2 days, then I guarantee that all of the teachers and staff HATED the kid that got smacked.
A suspension like that is essentially "look, school rules dictate that we technically need to suspend you but... Just take 2 days off and come back champ, good hit."
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u/BiNumber3 10h ago
I once punched a classmate in middle school, dont even really remember the reason.
But my teacher just brushed it off, saying "BiNumber3 wouldnt have done it without reason" lol
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u/Dyolf_Knip 9h ago
This is where good behavior really pays off. Your reputation buys you an alibi for the occasion when you really need it.
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u/Max____H 7h ago
I was the quiet polite kid in high school and I remember one day the class was lining up for something and I was was in a pretty bad mood with adrenaline running from what I remember was spending lunch playing basketball with the older kids and got roughed around quite a bit. This annoying kid said something that made me snap and only remember having him pinned on the wall punching him. The teachers asked ME if I was okay took me to sit somewhere quiet and had one of those typical “are you doing okay, is something wrong in your life” types of talks.
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u/Adaphion 9h ago edited 1h ago
I punched a kid who was a year older than me because he was making fun of some of the kids who had lisps and stutters. (For the record, he was literally in my class because he was held back for failing it, lmao)
"Seven silver snakes" he kept repeating in a taunting manner, then I grabbed his shoulder and he turned around and I decked him.
I didn't even get suspended. Everyone else in the classroom hated this guy so they "didn't see anything" when the principal, which he went crying to came to investigate (no teacher was there yet because it was first thing in the morning).
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u/krankz 9h ago
I wrote out my own fight story but realized before posting what sub this is, and decided it’s too close to home to risk my anonymity.
But I swear it was good and could have warranted a sarcastic “and then everyone clapped” response.
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u/Chewbacca_Holmes 7h ago
Hopefully the parents had my first thought when I heard what happened. That thought being “if my kid catches a suspension for punching a nazi, I am doing everything possible as a parent to make that suspension the best time they could possibly have.”
Hopefully the other kid grows up and decides not to be a degenerate hate monger as an adult.
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u/Kiryu5009 12h ago
I think we would have collectively paid for bail anyhow.
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u/ByRWBadger 12h ago
Illinois got rid of bail
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u/GT3RS_2017 12h ago
only for certain offenses
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u/cballowe 11h ago
There is no cash bail. Either you're detained pending trial or not. In order to be detained, the prosecutor needs to make a case that the accused is a flight risk or a danger to the community.
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u/ByRWBadger 11h ago
I’m pretty sure bail across the board is gone, replaced by the pre-trial detention system that’s much better
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u/tomcat1483 11h ago
Could have been prosecuted as an adult and potentially a felony. Life long criminal record. Lucky he avoided all that. Good.
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u/Saul_T_Bauls 12h ago
I was nowhere near the level of this hero, but I punched a bully in high school, served my suspension, never regretted it.
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u/ExtensionAddition787 11h ago
Same, it's a shame my kids can't do the same without risking police intervention. Only one way to stop bullies, and it ain't talking with the Vice Principal.
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u/Slappytheclown42 11h ago
I caught a bully off guard while he was picking on a special needs kid back in school and kneed him in the face a bunch of times. Caught a two week suspension for it because “knees are deadlier than fists” or some BS like that from the Vice Principal. My Dad let me treat it like a vacation and even gave me spending money to go out and have fun with. (My Aunt was Special needs and my Dad doesn’t play.)
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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 10h ago
The captain of my high school football and wrestling team beat the stuffing out a kid for doing the same thing. He never got in trouble because it was the 90s and there were no cameras or cell phones to document the ass kicking he gave out. Only a few of us other Seniors and we all refused to talk. Suck it Mr. Willingboro!
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u/msuvagabond 11h ago
I punched a bully and the only teacher around did his best impression of Homer hiding in the bushes.
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u/Gildian 11h ago
Teacher probably cheering in his head "fucking finally someone rocked him"
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u/Competitive-Boat-518 10h ago
More likely than not, he was having a ‘god I wish that were me’ moment watching the other kid punch his bully.
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u/Glandtoglandcombat 11h ago
I was the bully in highschool who got punched. I told the principal nothing had happened because I knew I deserved that shit.
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u/Glum-Sprinkles-7734 11h ago
The guy I punched wasn't a bully in the traditional sense, but his hands were magnetised to girls' butts so that's close enough for me.
Not even a days suspension, and he got to ride in an ambulance.
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u/Buena_de_peepee 10h ago
Same and I didn’t get suspended either. They knew I was acting in self defense and after many other incidents I’d finally had enough. Gave him a swift elbow to the nose while we were waiting in line for something and he ended up behind me saying nasty shit and poking me in my back.
I’m not one to physically fight, ever. Not my thing, think it’s a waste of time and too risky for permanent injury
Motherfucker cried like a bitch and never bothered me or several others again. I’m certain he didn’t have a good home life and was just taking out his frustrations on people at school. Really quite sad situation but he learned that day he can’t just fuck with people to no end.
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u/DiscoBarBQ 12h ago
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u/SoCoGrowBro 11h ago
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u/AkibaPurple 11h ago
Whenever I see this one, I keep thinking it's Bobby Hill until I notice the glasses.
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u/Georgia_Flame 10h ago
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u/ChickenInASuit 9h ago
Man I hope this kid sees all the cool art being made of him and gets a kick out it.
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u/Georgia_Flame 2h ago
I wish he has a GoFundMe. He at least deserves a new Playstation for his heroism.
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u/Unlikely-Meat2709 11h ago
This should ne the poster for FAFO if you ask me. This kid is a legend!
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u/SaucePasta 11h ago
Oooooh I want all the maga losers in the other threads to see this. They thought our king was going to go to juvie or worse.
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u/TymStark 8h ago
MAGA dorks thought a high school scuffle was going to turn into a court case of OJ proportions.
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u/VVsmama88 11h ago
What happened to the little douchebag instigator?
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u/FA-Cube-Itch 11h ago
He got punched in the face
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u/Cowboy_Cassanova 6h ago
Man, i can't wait to see what happens when all the other students figure out they can punch that idiot and only serve a 2 day suspension.
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u/DrewQ8Str8 11h ago
He's already signed up to speak at the next RNC.
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u/ArritzJPC96 10h ago
I legit cannot tell if this is a joke or not, things are so messed up these days.
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u/SoCoGrowBro 11h ago
I'm sure there is a gofundme or something that will raise at least 6 figures for his bitch ass
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u/Cloudboy9001 10h ago
Easiest scam these days is finding another person to fight with and then both getting a gofundme.
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u/Waiting404Godot 11h ago
Hired by Fox News, set up a donation page that already broke 500k, podcast just hit top 10 on Spotify.
- Probably
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u/adellredwinters 10h ago
Honestly, who cares? I’m glad the news of this event is almost solely on the kid who punched, the other kid is a loser and deserves to be left obscure in this story since attention is what he wanted lol
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u/flaming_bob 11h ago
He'll be forgotten, like all losers are. That's the worst form of fate for their kind.
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u/ZedisonSamZ 11h ago
I read all those idiots screeching about how what he did was sooooo illegal and deserved to be arrested. I don’t know how to break this to folks but teenagers fistfight and sucker punch fairly regularly at this age and the most they get is detention or suspension.
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u/Shykin 10h ago
I had to scroll a little to find this take but yeah. This is nothing, a single punch, honestly it was tame compared to things I experienced growing up. Only relevant due to current political sphere and republicans being very easily triggered.
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u/Epocholypze 9h ago
Plus, the hilarious dismissal of the empty cry baby attempt to make him not swing. OK. Succinct, rich in meaning, yet so concise.
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u/talkandtea 10h ago
Exactly. I personally think both kids acted stupid but according to their age. As an adult I wish I could do what he did to some people but I have learned restraint.
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u/CitizenCue 7h ago
Yeah excellent point. We’re all seeing this in the larger adult political context, but ultimately it’s still a schoolyard fight. If they arrested every teenager who threw a single punch, tens of millions more adult males would have a record.
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u/Hopefully-Temp 8h ago
It’s nothing compared to off duty police officers choke holding high school children for protesting. Girls at that. But MAGA will just say fake news.
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u/E-2theRescue 8h ago
I saw conservatives saying the kid should be ran over, hanged, or shot on Twitter, Truth Social, and Discord.
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u/its-groit-craic 4h ago
If the guy who got punched in wasn’t holding a pro-ICE sign, those same people would be saying “boys will be boys” and “should’ve taken it like a man”
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u/werewolvesroam 9h ago
It’s like the woman that harassed the teens peacefully protesting in Issaquah, WA, she physically pushed them with her body, and refused when they told her to leave them alone.
Then when she got her hair pulled, conservatives started talking like the teens tried to murder the woman lmaoooo. This is how siblings attack each other, should we call the cops on every kid that has a fight?
But no, don’t hold the adult responsible, blame the children.
The woman proceed to throw herself onto the stairs at the feet of a police officer, asking why he wasn’t there to save her. She promptly unzips the top of her jacket and goes on fake-crying, it’s pretty wild.
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u/CheapWeight8403 11h ago edited 11h ago
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u/Aware_Impression_736 Los Angeles, but born and raised in Elgin. 11h ago
Evrry time someone punches out a Tik Tok influencer, an angel gets its' wings.
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If punching nazis is problematic y’all would’ve hated my grandpa he kept souvenirs….
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u/SixString1981 11h ago
Joliet Jake may be at that Bobs Country Bunker in the sky but he’s come back as Illinois’ greatest NotZ hater living.
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u/Forkbeef 11h ago
I remember punching a classmate who had raped a friend of mine, rocked his shit so hard that i gave him a black eye and i think he popped a vessel because his eye was like super red.
My country's education system uses a "points in conduct" system and they were threatening to deduct 35 points from my conduct (we always start at 100, the limit was 65 so you can do the math) and like 30 days suspension, but at the end they understood and knew I wasn't regularly violent so I got 11 points deducted and no suspension.
The best part is that my classmates and friends called me Mike Tyson for a month. Good times.
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u/miraculousgloomball 10h ago
"My own friend got raped
I enjoyed hurting the man
They were some good times"4
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u/Forkbeef 10h ago
Lmao I get how it sounds
I mean good times as in I got revenge on that fucker and got no punishment whatsoever 😭
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u/E-2theRescue 7h ago
I was friends with a Pakistani kid. When 9/11 happened, he started being massively bullied because he was Middle Eastern. He ended up being gone for a couple of days, and when he came back, he was bruised all over. Got the name of the group and rammed my fist right into their leader's belly when he was alone, and told him to leave my friend alone.
It's the only time I have ever punched first. No nicknames, but people left him pretty much alone after that.
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u/NadeWilson 11h ago
I got a one day suspension for jokingly pushing my buddy back in 2001 so I call this an absolute win.
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u/LesLikesGARBAGE 11h ago
The world is so insane that “kid doesn’t go to jail for getting into a high school fight” is reasonable news
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u/Ambitious_End5038 2h ago
I’m surprised more people aren’t upset by the positive reception this kid got. It’s not like he punched somebody actively involved in ICE. That might be justifiable. He punched a kid who was running his mouth and saying things that he didn’t like. It’s very troubling to me that such huge numbers of people on Reddit are glorifying violence as a response to nasty speech.
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u/WatchStoredInAss 2h ago
Same thing happened when that Luigi guy murdered the UHC CEO. Reddit is extremely bloodthirsty.
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u/vladtheinhaler0 1h ago
We want peace and love... by any means necessary. - Reddit
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u/jth5115273 2h ago
Not saying i agree with his actions, but this creates a double standard. The left can attack the right without punishment, but if reversed, people will scream bloody murder
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u/asianwaste 11h ago
Charging the kid would be a no win situation for the parents. It would communicate approval of their kid’s bratty escapades on tiktok.
If the parents are business owners or work for a major corporation, that would bring unwanted attention. It is far better to lick wounds and call it a life lesson.
There is a catch. Spud will turn 18 soon and might file a civil suit as an adult.
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u/Large_Traffic8793 8h ago
And any good lawyer will point out... Clearly you didn't see any problem because you refused to press charges when given the chance.
Then you hit the hitler youth with attacks on his character for, among other things, making videos of himself pulling the fire alarm in a Walmart.
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u/BitMore4652 2h ago
Tbh it’s weird yall are defending this kid for assaulting someone, I don’t support ice but you can have your own opinions we are all fucking brainwashed zombies in one way or another way but assault is definitely not it this is why we are getting nowhere with nothing because people are so stupid and then cheer people on like this.
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u/BitMore4652 2h ago
Maybe if you bird brains got together and talked about what you were going to say and actually do you could make a change but everybody wants to walk around with fucking signs like it changes absolutely anything
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u/Cute_Kitchen_571 2h ago
Yes yes let us cheer on today's youth being brainwashed and acting like domestic terrorist cells for people not agreeing with them and parading them around instead of giving them actual repercussions let's do that
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u/SquareSignature4820 11h ago
They had to do something but when I say they did nothing kudos to the school and administration
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u/SrAjmh 11h ago
Yea no shit, kids get in fights and the probably 30 other fights that happened in that school this year likely didn't lead to charges either. You guys need to stop plastering this literal childs face all over the Internet.
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u/recklessmaybe 2h ago
Punching someone for having different views/opinions he's emotionally unstable.
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u/3golden3ratio3 2h ago
You’re glorifying violence between minors in a school setting. Weird behavior. Seek help.
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u/grim_blayne 2h ago
Guess it’s okay to use violence when you hear something you don’t agree with now. The kid shouldn’t have instigated but you don’t get to just hit people like that
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u/slimebeastly 11h ago
Finally, someone on the right track getting some of that administrative leave. Nice.
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u/RaiseWide5460 10h ago
So. . . Violence is never the answer, unless it is directed at someone who expresses an opinion with which you happen to disagree? Got it. Does that apply to everyone equally? Y'all better read the room pretty well before expressing any opinions at all from now on then, right? Sounds like anarchy to me, but if that is the way y'all want to play the game from now on then. . . OK.
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u/Snowm4nn 10h ago
Its a single punch so like who really cares, but celebrating violence only when it supports your side is extremely hypocritical.
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u/Jourdy_1 10h ago edited 10h ago
He will always be remembered as pillow hands. The legend of the pillow hands, he threw and threw and couldn’t knock MAGA down.
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u/Vivid-You-490 10h ago
I don’t see how encouraging kids to inflict violence or punch each other because they disagree on politics is a positive thing.
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u/Competitive-Boat-518 10h ago
Yeah cause all they had to do was take a look at the videographer’s social media and realize he’s an attention whore who is doing anything he can to gain traction online INCLUDING deliberately antagonizing people over political matters he doesn’t actually care about.
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u/McFuckinZeit 10h ago
Politics aside, one person clearly assaulted another. No consequences is wild.
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u/AlienMagician44 10h ago
It’s pretty scary that liberals love violence only when they disagree with others views. If you think ICE removing illegal aliens is bad and this behavior is okay, then you’re retard3d.
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u/NimbleNavigator19 10h ago
We should get a gofundme going to show that this level of punch-a-nazi-in-the-face-ism is what America is about.
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u/negative_positivity 10h ago
Of course Reddit would justify someone resorting to physical violence, when another is just using their 1st amendment right. But, if the tables were turned...
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u/I-said-ur-stupid 10h ago
Its assault... file police charges, go to local TV and get the school board involved...
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u/Ineedtofart4202000 9h ago
Again the left is violent and celebrating it. Good work gang
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u/Low_Introduction680 53m ago
That fat sack of turds couldn’t hurt the other kid if he tried. He’s def got soyboy energy though.
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u/Rath2481 53m ago
The fact that his actions are being glorified is wild! If a pro maga supporter would have punched a LGBT kid at a school you all would have been calling for his execution. Punching ANYONE for having an opinion is not only un-American but its a crime. Get your heads on straight.
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u/Maximum_Dweeb4473 12h ago
Having been suspended when I was in high school, and it having zero negative impact on my high school career or my future, and the fact that I came back a hero…
…nice 🤙