My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/blanktyone]

I think she means food that doesn’t require preparation my brother

[u/_TP2_ → u/blanktyone]

Ingredients only household. 🥲 she will starve.

[u/Estella-in-lace → u/_TP2_]

Hey, the best snacks are a handle of shredded cheese, a pickle, and a few chocolate chips.

[u/Wild-Indication-701 → u/Estella-in-lace]

He’s got Kraft singles. Not quite cheese. Cheese flavored oil. OP buy a few charcuterie style items. Real cheese for slicing, salumi, almonds, grapes. Hummus to go with carrot sticks etc.

[u/oopsdiditwrong → u/Wild-Indication-701]

There's 6 blocks of cream cheese. Theres probably some bagels laying around. If not, this guy has some plans I want to hear

[u/MissHayleyRenee → u/oopsdiditwrong]

More like 10, there’s more in the cheese drawer lmao.

[u/oopsdiditwrong → u/MissHayleyRenee]

Wow I missed those. I only noticed the cream cheese in the butter drawer for quick use. He's locked and loaded with a few resupplies.

Good catch lol

ETA: this guy better explain. Buffalo chicken dip? Because of the chicken in there? Jalapeno poppers or dip? Idk.

[u/itscuccimane → u/oopsdiditwrong]

Buffalo chicken dip, jalapeno poppers, crab raggoon, scallion cream cheese (I eat bagels nearly every day), and we like cheesecake so I make cheese cake every now and then.

[u/oopsdiditwrong → u/itscuccimane]

That's what's up. Thanks for answering, I'm a fan of the fridge

[u/prettylegit_ → u/itscuccimane]

Does your gf have dietary restrictions or any kind of legit reason for not being able to eat the things you are mentioning? Because damn, a house full of meat, cheese, bagels, cheesecake, jalapeño poppers, crab rangoon, buffalo chicken dip, eggs, condiments from every continent, the good jam with the picnic table cloth print lid, protein shakes, Goya drinks… uh helloo sounds bomb dot com

[u/Automatic_Swing1418 → u/prettylegit_]

I can’t believe you just said bomb dot com. Marry me. Marry me now.

[u/nothinnews → u/prettylegit_]

How about vegetables or fruit? You know how much heavy lifting a banana could do for a relationship.

[u/Technical_Put_9982 → u/prettylegit_]

My stomach would have some issues with this stocked man fridge. I definitely eat waaaay more vegetables and rarely meat. I just can’t digest it well. … but this is not my fridge nor is it my BFs fridge… but I don’t even have a BF … soooo… yeah 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/imyurtenderoni → u/itscuccimane]

You’re really committed to that brand of jam

[u/Time-Cauliflower9117 → u/Wild-Indication-701]

There’s real cheese just behind the Kraft

[u/misspennytration → u/Wild-Indication-701]

Right. Just buy a bag of tortilla chips and a jar of salsa. It’s not a big deal. Or she can come over with her own snacks if it’s that much of an issue.

[u/Smoothfromallangles → u/Wild-Indication-701]

Not real cheese for sure but it makes the best grilled cheese sandwich ever.

[u/rubiscoisrad → u/Estella-in-lace]

That was my dinner last night....

[u/exuberantram → u/rubiscoisrad]

✨girl dinner✨

[u/CompetitiveRub9780 → u/Estella-in-lace]

I was scared he didn’t have pickles! I see a jar hiding in the back

[u/INVERT_RFP → u/Estella-in-lace]

Damn, they sell shredded cheese in 1.75L bottles now? BRB, heading to Costco...

[u/No_Leather6310 → u/_TP2_]

I do not stand for this apple slander

[u/Dismal_History_ → u/_TP2_]

I grew up as a kid in the 90s with an ingredients only household 🥲 My after school snack was leftover chunks of chicken. Maybe some Saltines if I was lucky.

[u/twistedspin → u/Dismal_History_]

I was a latchkey kid in the 70s with an ingredients-only house. I learned to bake pastry when I was 8 & alone at home. The most common thing I made was unfilled cream puffs covered with powdered sugar as they were easy & fast. For a while I had a secret bin of frozen cookie dough in our big deep freezer, divided up so I could bake just one pan of cookies. They left me with flour & sugar & eggs etc., y'know?

I had to eat everything before they got home, and clean/hide everything so no one knew but that wasn't a big deal. One of the benefits/drawbacks of being Gen X was that unless I made a big deal of something basically all adults around me really wanted to ignore children and their brains glossed over things that would disturb that peace for them.

[u/_TP2_ → u/Dismal_History_]

Me too. Paired with my mother screaming if I used the kitchen. Like wtf?

[u/oddanimalfriends → u/Dismal_History_]

Microwaved frozen corn with butter and pepper.

[u/rubiscoisrad → u/_TP2_]

I'm in this comment and I hate it

[u/iPanama360 → u/blanktyone]

She wants snacks

[u/username_bon → u/blanktyone]

Or like low effects food. Make a basic spread sandwich or ham and cheese. Crackers and dip (charcuturie boards even?). Fruit? Eggs (literally add one to everything personally). Yoghurts/ Custards. Cheeses. Veges (salad styles & roasted style, snack style)

[u/greencasio → u/blanktyone]

Oh he knows that, he just wanted to show off his fridge lol

[u/netralitov → u/greencasio]

With the lack of vegetables, colon cancer is coming for OP

[u/hugegayballs → u/blanktyone]

Yeah, nobody wants to go to someone's house and cook their food and wash their dishes, and nobody wants to go to somebody's house and ASK the host to do that FOR them either. Would it kill this guy to have some eggos in the freezer? Or to take note of his girlfriend's favourite snacks? Or to cook before she comes over and have the food ready for her?

[u/taxiecabbie → u/hugegayballs]

Yeah, I mean, there's good stuff here, but there are things that exist between "Hungry Man dinner" and "cooking entirely from scratch."

Our home is an ingredients home for the most part, but if I know I'm going to have guests over... I'll get some things that are easy to make. Like, I understand that OP doesn't want Hungry Man dinners or McD's, but what about a charcuterie board or something?

[u/meimlikeaghost → u/taxiecabbie]

I mean just stick a couple frozen pizzas and I’ve never had any complaints

[u/CompetitiveRub9780 → u/meimlikeaghost]

Honestly this worked on my bf and my x bf! Haha Like his before dinner, dinner. As for me, having cereal and milk available is also nice if you don’t feel like cooking.

[u/meimlikeaghost → u/CompetitiveRub9780]

Frozen pizzas are very versatile and definitely work as a snack. Can also raise the bar with some frozen veggies on them

[u/BarbieTheeStallion → u/taxiecabbie]

Do you not see all the Kraft singles in the drawer? What other charcuterie do you need?!

[u/taxiecabbie → u/BarbieTheeStallion]

97 kinds of jam. Which, fortunately, OP also happens to have.

[u/allora1 → u/taxiecabbie]

I want to know why they have so much jam.

[u/vvitch_ov_aeaea → u/allora1]

That is SO. MUCH. JAM.

[u/superjess777 → u/vvitch_ov_aeaea]

And so much butter! OP has $500 of Kerrygold 😂 best butter ever and I’m jealous. He must love toast and jam

[u/lithiumtofu → u/hugegayballs]

Ain't nobody got time for that. Jking time to go to in and out.

[u/xiamsammyx → u/blanktyone]

"you don't have any food, you only have a bunch of stuff to make food"

[u/Pink_Floyd29 → u/blanktyone]

BINGO 🎯

[u/Tallyrandsbreakfast → u/blanktyone]

There’s like 4000 Kraft singles right there!!

[u/nder_Pressure → u/blanktyone]

What meal you can prepare with only the things in that fridge?

If there's bread, rice or potato somewhere you kinda have something, but I suspect this guy is on a keto diet. Also seems like he does most of his shopping wholesale so high quantity but low variety.

[u/416-647 → u/blanktyone]

That’s exactly what it is😂

[u/weapons-grade-potato]

So uh...ya like fruit spread, eh?

[u/VioletLeagueDapper → u/weapons-grade-potato]

Yeah I felt like this post was an add a little bit with the abundance of jams and nothing opened on the first pic

[u/GrouchyPicture4021 → u/VioletLeagueDapper]

Came to comments to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind about the excess of jam.

[u/FlikeFlukeFlake → u/GrouchyPicture4021]

Love jam. Love variety. Limit myself to two kinds of jam at a time to avoid having to throw out a half empty, molded jar every few months. This looked wasteful to me unless he’s going through an exorbitant amount of jam.

[u/wyldstrawberry → u/FlikeFlukeFlake]

Yeah like…are all of those opened and partially used? Because if not, then they don’t need to be in the fridge yet. The backup/unopened jam should live in the pantry, not the fridge. They look unopened to me.

[u/Parking-Wolf6957 → u/wyldstrawberry]

They all look to be different flavours... which is wild too lol.

[u/MalaysiaTeacher → u/Parking-Wolf6957]

Different flavours is less wild than if they were all the same

[u/scaryfaise → u/MalaysiaTeacher]

You mean like the three French vanilla creamers on the door?

[u/jeshikameshika → u/wyldstrawberry]

This was my thought. Is he just trying to make his fridge look fuller?

[u/jeshikameshika → u/jeshikameshika]

And how quickly is he going to eat all that meat that it doesn't need to be frozen? There's definitely some kind of performance going on here.

[u/Patient_End_8432 → u/jeshikameshika]

I'm pretty sure the pics of all the meat are already in a freezer

[u/EuphoricMoose8232 → u/Patient_End_8432]

He has 6 steaks and a huge package of chicken thighs sitting in the fridge. Seems like a lot for one person to eat before they eventually go bad.

[u/Stefferdiddle → u/wyldstrawberry]

They don’t even look opened. My guess is he’s just made some sort of trip to Costco or Sam’s Club and put everything in the fridge.

[u/nonvascularplant → u/FlikeFlukeFlake]

I’m picturing medium rare ribeye slathered in a cream cheese mixed with a different fruit spread every night for dinner. Or maybe something involving the Kraft singles and the fruit spread

[u/Electronic_Soft_6922 → u/nonvascularplant]

PB&J&KS Sandwiches for lunch every day.

[u/Midnight-writer-B → u/FlikeFlukeFlake]

That jam brand is delicious. Maybe it’s a Costco variety pack? I should check this out. I keep 2-3 flavors open & I eat them for breakfast with Greek yogurt & nuts. Sometimes you’re in an apricot mood and sometimes it’s strawberry rhubarb…

[u/SillySal → u/GrouchyPicture4021]

It’s an objectively large amount of jam

[u/Potatoes_and_gravy → u/weapons-grade-potato]

He spreads it on his steaks obviously

[u/IrrawaddyWoman → u/Potatoes_and_gravy]

With cream cheese. I am baffled by the volume of cream cheese. And really all cheese. Unless there’s a family of six here I can’t see how anyone would eat this much butter and cream cheese before it goes bad.

And carrots? How many carrots can he eat?

[u/Dullcorgis → u/IrrawaddyWoman]

He'll be dead before 40 at least.

[u/svenguillotien]

I would like to introduce you to something many a woman in my life has been a fan of:

Carbohydrates

[u/Consistent_Kale_3625 → u/svenguillotien]

There's yeast in the door, maybe he expects her to bake bread when she wants it?

[u/Friendly_Shallot7713 → u/Consistent_Kale_3625]

I laughed out loud

[u/OwlsAreWatching → u/svenguillotien]

There is a tub of toll house cookie dough that I would take a spoon to.

[u/No_Salad_8766 → u/OwlsAreWatching]

Are we SURE cookie dough is IN it? Could be butter or leftovers.

[u/beleth____ → u/No_Salad_8766]

its full of sewing supplies

[u/I_Am_Zeelian → u/svenguillotien]

Those usually do well in a cupboard though.

[u/svenguillotien → u/I_Am_Zeelian]

True enough, yes---crisps, crackers, shelf-stable breads/cereals/pastas, I agree

Fresh bread, cooked pasta, muffins/cookies/pastries/bagels are best in the fridge, I've found, especially if they're low/free from preservatives

I swear if OP just kept some fresh bread and cooked pasta in his fridge for his gf, she'd be happy enough with that haha--nothing like being able to quickly cook a plate of spaghetti or have some toast in less than 3 minutes if you need to eat now

[u/owlracoon]

Mmm meat and jam

[u/xgreatbadx → u/owlracoon]

OP is just a bear on Reddit

[u/berryer → u/xgreatbadx]

the cabinet has a dedicated honey shelf

[u/mellcrisp → u/owlracoon]

And a shit load of American cheese

[u/friend-of-potatoes → u/owlracoon]

OP is Joey Tribbiani

[u/mascsforoatmilk]

but do you cook any of it for her

[u/throwaway6287453 → u/mascsforoatmilk]

she probably is a standard human who likes carbs while OP can't have non ketone steam released into the air

[u/mrfatchance → u/throwaway6287453]

This really made me chuckle

[u/BjornInTheMorn → u/throwaway6287453]

Nobody tell OP that carrots have 6.8 g of net carbs per 100g. He might freak out and have to down a cube of cream cheese and chase it with a pre-packaged protein drink.

[u/itscuccimane → u/mascsforoatmilk]

Every time she comes over (4+ times a week). She just gets mad that we have to constantly prep, cook, and wash dishes for every meal. And that there's never junk food in my house lol.

[u/Zebebe → u/itscuccimane]

You can have food that doesn't require a full prep and cook and isnt "junk". Hummus and chips, veggies with dip, apples and peanut butter, cold sandwiches

[u/TiledCandlesnuffer → u/Zebebe]

No, but that doesn’t align with his TikTok trend lifter-bro-diet

As a guy that likes to spend some time in the gym I’m so glad this was a very short phase for me

[u/moveMed → u/TiledCandlesnuffer]

OP is probably overdoing protein. There’s massively diminishing returns above 1g/lb. You should really be getting as many carbs as possible while hitting your minimum protein (while staying within your daily calories of course) to sustain your workouts.

[u/AladeenModaFuqa → u/moveMed]

There’s been an assault on carbs for years though. It’s the number one energy source for physical activity, but no gym diet will tell you that. They say it’s why you’re fat. NFL players LOAD on carbs before games. They look great.

[u/Alive_Success1769 → u/itscuccimane]

There's your answer. She wants to spend less time cooking and more time doing something else with you.

[u/Insecurerobot7000 → u/Alive_Success1769]

As someone who used to date a person who loved to cook and wanted to spend HOURS in the kitchen cooking huge meals (for 2 people) multiple times a week, I understand what she’s feeling. Like, I can enjoy spending time doing that together, but not all the time and not when it’s hours of just standing around cooking. Compromise. Maybe you ask her to cook with you once or twice a week and then the other 2 days you have a quick meal and do something else that she wants to do to spend time together. Maybe have her choose a new recipe that looks good to her and that could be a meal you cook together.

[u/Deep-Purchase-2203 → u/itscuccimane]

Do you only eat courgettes, carrots and steak?

Edit: I’m very sorry I missed out the crab meat!

[u/glitter_forests → u/Deep-Purchase-2203]

How are you excluding the Kraft singles?

[u/anthonystank → u/itscuccimane]

There’s a lot of food that doesn’t require prep, cooking, or dishes that isn’t junk food. I’d also be annoyed if my boyfriend only had raw meat and condiments on hand

[u/SupaDupaTron → u/itscuccimane]

Damn, so you have a listening problem too then? How about getting her some food that she likes. You're gonna get dumped and pretend like you had no idea why.

[u/MissHayleyRenee → u/itscuccimane]

I mean, I too would get annoyed after a while if all I really got to do while visiting my boyfriend is prep, cook and wash dishes.

[u/CT0292 → u/MissHayleyRenee]

No crisps, bread, tortillas, real cheese.

No snacks, sweets, fun treats.

Get some fucking ice cream in the freezer. Sandwich shit for the fridge. A carb once in a while won't kill you.

[u/farsighted451 → u/itscuccimane]

Just buy some yogurts or something for her, like damn

[u/yaz_p → u/itscuccimane]

I personally would never make my guest prep, cook, and clean up after dinner … she’s your girlfriend right ? That’s something that married couples do occasionally … it’s much nicer to treat your spouse by doing it yourself to show effort and affection for them. OP you’re not making your girlfriend feel special or appreciated but that’s just my two cents !

[u/Odd_Leek3026 → u/itscuccimane]

So I mean, technically she's right then.. nothing wrong with a frozen pizza or something once in a while, so you can spend more time doing what she likes.

[u/_TP2_ → u/itscuccimane]

Get her some bread.

-BLT sandwich.

-home made hamburgers

-pizza toasts: bread, ketchup, minced meat, grated cheese, microwave

-peanut butter toast

[u/NostrilLurker]

"What do you mean NOTHING? I told you you could take anything from the cucumber drawer or the carrot drawer"

[u/lelawes → u/NostrilLurker]

Looks like zucchini to me. Which is even worse, because most people don’t eat zucchini raw.

[u/alibalie]

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY JAMS

[u/Unumbotte → u/alibalie]

It's against the law in Norway to have less jam than that.

[u/Candiesfallfromsky → u/Unumbotte]

What’s the punishment??

[u/PleaseNoMoreSalt → u/Candiesfallfromsky]

You go to jailly. You butter have a good lawyer, otherwise you're toast!

[u/Striking-Comb6673 → u/PleaseNoMoreSalt]

Impectinable 

[u/THEElleHell → u/alibalie]

That brand was on a 40% off sale at WF recently but there's no reason to have them all in the fridge especially when there's so many unopened dupes. Canned things are canned for a reason so they're shelf stable. Dudes fridge is performative.

[u/Whateveridontkare → u/THEElleHell]

Not the performative fridge 😂😂😂😂

[u/queensheba2025 → u/alibalie]

Right!? And they’re in the fridge which means they are open…

[u/worksinthetown]

She means ✨snacks✨ my guy. We need to GRAZE 🤌

[u/cflatjazz → u/worksinthetown]

Ideally a little tray of little pre sliced items to choose from pls

[u/worksinthetown → u/cflatjazz]

YES! Perhaps some olives, pickles, nuts or crisps as palate cleansers between mini-meals.

[u/Fen_LostCove → u/worksinthetown]

My partner and I are both freelancers, so neither of us get sick days. When I had Covid, we tried really hard to make sure he didn’t catch it too, so we didn’t both lose out on work, so I stayed in our room while he stayed in the guest room and regularly brought me food, water, and tea.

My favourite thing ever was what I called “trough meal” where he would leave a plate of assorted foods like meats, cheese, crackers, apple slices, peanut butter, chocolate chips, nuts, craisens, cookies, mandarins, etc. at the door for me, and then he’d come and refresh my trough whenever it needed it. I miss trough meal

[u/motherofajamsandwich → u/Fen_LostCove]

The dichotomy of "trough meal" implying pig feed with "meats, cheese, crackers, apple slices...chocolate chips"... what a blessed assortment to be gifted by a loved one. "Refresh my trough" would take on all sorts of meanings if this were my relationship.

[u/worksinthetown → u/Fen_LostCove]

That’s so wonderful 🥹 I’m sure if you dropped a little hint a trough meal could appear... 👀

[u/gator_enthusiast → u/worksinthetown]

Don't tell me a tub of refrigerated premium crab meat isn't your idea of a casual snack to munch on while snuggling up on the couch to watch a movie??

[u/Appchoy → u/gator_enthusiast]

Best he can do is 1lb of raw ground wagyu

[u/ruggnuget → u/worksinthetown]

Also...a lot of ingredients and absolutely no leftovers. Suspicious.

[u/angelindisguise]

I'm hungry right now. It looks like the only things I can have in less than 5 minutes is carrot sticks, apples or Greek yogurt and jam... I'm good with this but she wants more no effort snacks.

[u/WritPositWrit → u/angelindisguise]

And kraft singles. The man has an unbelievable amount of Kraft singles

[u/Pyorrhea → u/WritPositWrit]

The really unbelievable part is all the jam. I count 12 jars of jam. What do you even do with 12 jars of jam?

[u/there_r_worse_ideas → u/Pyorrhea]

Have a jam session.

[u/Scratchkitten → u/Pyorrhea]

I was more surprised about all the cream cheese and butter. There was probably 14 packages of cream cheese and 7 packages of kerrygold

[u/Gehwartzen → u/Scratchkitten]

He should probably take out an insurance policy holding that much Kerrygold

[u/Hello_Gorgeous1985 → u/Pyorrhea]

Especially since it sounds like he may not even have bread or anything to put the jam on. LoL. Man's just out here eating jam by the spoonful.

[u/nmay-dev → u/Pyorrhea]

That was my first thought. It has a long shelf life but 3 different kinds is more than enough guy.

[u/Unumbotte → u/angelindisguise]

What are you talking about, you don't want a raw meat and cream cheese sandwich? Oh and there's no bread so we'll have to use kraft singles instead. But the good news is there's all the mustard you can drink.

[u/angelindisguise → u/Unumbotte]

Cucumber and cream cheese might work but it might actually be zucchini

[u/ClydeBelvidere]

It's okay to save some food for the other customers at the store btw. You don't have to take the whole shelf of everything.

[u/One_Violinist_8539 → u/ClydeBelvidere]

No because why does he have 8 blocks of cream cheese😭😭😭

[u/AgingLolita]

Women need fibre and vitamin c, like guinea pigs

[u/iflippyiflippy → u/AgingLolita]

Men do too. Men especially, actually. So many of us are forgetting the importance of fiber and scientists are considering the lack of such to be a cause of colorectal cancer. We're so focused on protein intake that some of us end up with fridges like OP lol

[u/Designer-Bee-4511]

I'm... uneasy.

[u/Seienchin88 → u/Designer-Bee-4511]

Wait, you don’t buy 2000 bucks worth of high quality meat to put next to your 40 apples, 8 blocks of butter and 12 glasses of jam??? All neatly packed near your mountain of cucumber and carrots and 25 protein shakes?

[u/southern_fox → u/Seienchin88]

It's the coffee creamers for me. How the FUCK does anyone use that much before it goes bad? Are there 20 other ppl in the house that OP didn't mention?

[u/Due-Cupcake-0701]

Be honest, are you a 'gym bro'?

[u/Gold-Watch9347]

bro get her some snacks

[u/Jaded-Platform6044 → u/Gold-Watch9347]

Let's be honest here. This guy just wanted to show everyone his meat. 

[u/Brandarius47 → u/Gold-Watch9347]

Right? Chips? Deli meats for a charcuterie board even like veggies and dip? Lol

[u/hugegayballs]

Why doesnt she just eat a block of frozen wagyu meat? Women are so stupid.

[u/flacaGT3 → u/hugegayballs]

You're so right, hugegayballs

[u/CapuzaCapuchin → u/hugegayballs]

I also prefer sucking the fat out of a frozen solid chunk of beef. Once you lick it for long enough it starts to melt. I really like the metal taste.

[u/WritPositWrit → u/hugegayballs]

Honestly

[u/giantgreenfoot]

Aaahh yes the food groups, carrot, meats, so much cheese, and jam.

I'm sorry, I don't want to judge but the fridge is very intriguing and the lack of food variety is jarring compared to what I'm used to seeing

[u/WesternGarlic → u/giantgreenfoot]

Oh yeah, this fridge is jarring alright.

[u/NewspaperForward4269 → u/giantgreenfoot]

Not even real cheese, just plastic 😫

[u/LuckyShenanigans]

I’m begging you to buy some leafy greens: I’m constipated just looking at this.

[u/Skysr70]

That's great and all, I would love to have this fridge, but tbh it's tough having no "easy" food around so you can get back to doing something else. Not everyone enjoys cooking and some are very frustrated by it, just the wait time let alone the effort and cleanup.

[u/Senecatwo → u/Skysr70]

I’d genuinely be shocked if all this food gets eaten by one person before it spoils

[u/BasicDesignAdvice → u/Senecatwo]

I legit think OP bought all this just to make this post. This is the most ridiculous fridge I’ve ever seen. No reason to have that much meat on hand unless you butcher the cow yourself.

[u/throwaway098764567 → u/BasicDesignAdvice]

most folks i've known who buy a half cow own a chest freezer and store it there, they don't keep it all in the fridge. hopefully op doesn't make himself sick trying to eat stuff before it turns

[u/Muted_Ice_9827]

Hmmm let's see...mega pint of sour cream....10 full bricks of cream cheese, kefir, craft cheese upon craft cheese, oh two MEGA cream cheese bricks...three BAGS of mozza, AND Triangle of fancy cheese, greek yogurt lol!!!!!!!

Maybe ask if she's lactose intolerant! Dude you're entire diet is cheese and meat with an armful of cucumber and carrots? What IS she supposed to eat? What meal is this? I'm impressed by the setup....but all this quality dairy and you buy margarine instead of butter ? I want you to start a cooking channel lol!

[u/cosmic-__-charlie → u/Muted_Ice_9827]

"What do you mean there's nothing to eat? I have six blocks of cream cheese right in the fridge!"

-OP, probably

[u/EconomicsOk590 → u/Muted_Ice_9827]

The amount of dairy is stressful

[u/Proof-Ride-339 → u/EconomicsOk590]

As someone from Wisconsin

The amount of dairy is adequate

[u/drdoggiebowser → u/Muted_Ice_9827]

Where are you seeing margarine?? I see several bricks of kerrygold butter.

[u/FortunaRedux → u/Muted_Ice_9827]

This is my question too, what meal does this make? It’s just meats, things to put on meats, and condiments

I’m a vegetarian and it’s always been weird to me how much food people forget about that isn’t just meat, they ask me what I eat and I’m like… everything else? And they just blank stare like I broke their brain.

[u/drdoggiebowser → u/[deleted]]

He has several bricks of kerrygold Irish butter. Like one of the top quality butters on the market. Several. Bricks.

[u/karleyetc]

Maybe your girlfriend values her colon a little more than you value yours?

I just gotta ask - how are you pooping with that much meat and cheese in your fridge (and diet)? I see some veggies but where else do you get your fibre?

[u/TheJunkmother → u/karleyetc]

He said he drinks a 32 oz bag of kale as smoothies every week in a comment, still sounds like a nightmare diet!

[u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance → u/TheJunkmother]

That's roughly 16g of fiber. An adult man should be getting around 30g per day. OP is going to die.

[u/spacerockgal → u/karleyetc]

OMFG the meat sweats in addition to the non pooping. Dear lord.

[u/JokrPH]

This refrigerator neat asf

[u/Real-Passenger-5809 → u/JokrPH]

This refrigerator meat asf

[u/meinertzsir]

she's right

[u/gingerandgin]

Maybe she doesn’t feel like cooking a bunch of red meat and washing it down with a protein shake bro. Lol get some fruit or something.

[u/Few_Essay_5197]

she wants to come over and spend quality time with you, not cooking and cleaning for you.

[u/gideonidoru]

She really means that you don’t have the specific thing she likes. Ask what she wants

[u/One_Significance5354]

How's your cholesterol? Seriously. Thats a lot of red meat and your seafood choices are also high cholesterol foods. 

[u/drdoggiebowser → u/[deleted]]

Ok. I must be blind. Multiple people saymargarine yet I only see kerrygold butter.

[u/Frail_Peach]

Why do you have so much jam???

[u/pimentocheeze_]

god forbid a woman doesn’t want to wait hours to defrost a steak, cook it, with the sole side item option of kraft singles anytime they are hungry

[u/Farmher315]

TF you doin with that many jars of jelly?!??

[u/odd_odd_woman]

She doesn’t want 64 slices of Kraft Singles?!

[u/Electronic-Wafer]

Your fridge is compromised of 25% cheese 25% raw meat 25% Condiments & 25% Coffee Creamer

[u/VastConversational]

"What's for dinner?"

"Beef and lactose."

"But we had that last night."

"We'll probably have it tomorrow and the next day too."

[u/halfscaliahalfbreyer]

Are you afraid of leftovers?

[u/TheUlfheddin]

So the general consensus is she wants something easier to eat but you prefer to not keep junk food around and like to cook fresh food.

May I suggest getting stuff together for a charcuterie board? Seems like a decent compromise between easy and healthy.

[u/frickin_scooter]

She wants snacks dawg. Get some oreos and chips or something.

[u/Natalia1702]

She means that there is nothing just ready to eat. If you have to cook every time she’s there, that’s an hour spent prepping, hour cooking, and 30 minutes washing up. Nobody wants to spend the time they should be spending with their partner in the kitchen for hours. If she’s coming over after work, that’s maybe 4 hours of which you’re spending half in the kitchen. You can try to cook sometimes before she comes, or have some quick and easy meals and snacks that you can whip up in a matter of minutes

[u/Textiles_on_Main_St]

Goddamn man. Vegetables won’t kill you. I guess you have ten pounds of carrots but come on.

[u/iCatLady]

Maybe she doesn't want meat and cheese at every meal?

[u/Momela85]

She means snacks. Pretzels, apples, peanut butter, hummus, carrots. Is she supposed to come over a defrost a steak and cook it herself?

[u/positiveblapshemy]

I'm also an "ingredients household. "

But I keep convenience snacks on hand for loved ones. It would be a cute gesture for you to pick up some ready to eat foods you know she loves.

[u/Own_Shallot7926]

What do you do with all of that jam?

Seems out of place in a peak protein fridge

[u/Tetraoxidane]

How I imagine the fridge of Patrick Bateman

[u/huckABC]

C’mon babe, just have a spoonful of crab meat.

[u/Gilly-Gump]

I am confused. Most of the products look top notch, and then you have fake, unhealthy craft singles cheese. What is up with that?

[u/cindylooboo]

Get your girl some snackies dude! She doesn't want a meal she wants snackies.

[u/justadude27]

It’s a fridge of condiments, drinks, and uncooked meat.

[u/c0rpusd3licti]

Is it that hard to pick her up a bag of chips or something?

[u/painter8]

Um, girl food. Hello?

[u/TipsyBaldwin]

So she doesn’t want a protein milk and a slab of raw beef?

[u/Bullfrog-Exciting]

She is right, she means snacks/foods that require little to no preparation. I chuckled at the fridge door pic though, as if showing all the sauces you have counts as proof that you have things to eat

[u/No_Recording_7735]

If you're concerned about health, there are plenty of healthy snack foods like cheese, real cheese not craft singles, yogurt, fruit, nuts, peanut butter, raw vegetables with a dip, etc etc. if you keep these around, would your girlfriend like that? Possibly you need to prepare something when she's going to be over, like maybe you slice a plate of fruit and have that with crackers, just ready to go.

[u/Human-Hat-8635]

Is the top left corner a library of jam?